Perfect Chunky Guacamole-Food Network

[Pug40]

@gojensen I doubt something that small will shut her up

[AlterEgoBarcity]

what if it took twelve minutes...?

[gojenson]

i know how this chick will shut up.. me putting my cock in her mouth.

[aldennewman]

They have the worst chemistry ever... I'm surprised Tyler never ended up smacking her in the head with a frying pan.

[spouspube]

Do you have any videos of the original How To Boil Water that aired in the early to mid 1990s with Sean Donnellan?

[beckstoy2]

The chick has AMAZING avacados!

[heavysurf858]

1:29 "Oh heavens to betsy!"

[StevenTorman]

The guy is very pushy and annoying

[jert38]

way too much lime juice. that would have tasted very acidic

[iamlegendlover16]

@jert38 it doesnt. i've made it. limes have almost no juice in them

[iuyt896]

i'd like to fuck that blonde on the counter.

[MetalUncleSam21]

How does a food network video cook up an argument about womens service in war??

[cknj3746]

Hell, I've seen even a Sesame Street video start an argument about politics! just a bunch of losers with too much time on their hands! XD

[EvilRootBeer]

yeah i dunno lol its funny how these people come on here just to argue...

[aremy323]

a real mexican guacamole dont use olive oil wtf ...dammm they one to put olive oil on everything they eat eww... mexican people dont even know olive oil lol.....how emberessing that the guy knows more than that slow ass girl that seem like she dont even know what she doin!

[RJiminez51]

cilantro is from china but it is in mexican food wow

[anareem]

they fogot to say olive oil!

but they put it in!

[Longshot182]

Hopefully the Food Network is finally using the Boobies=Views approach

[c0uchsl0uch]

who cares how dumb she is , look at those hooooooters

[mylove1]

was that dumb girl about to take the avocado seed out with her mouth? the part where the seed was left on the knife.

[SadegoGG]

What a fag, only girls should be in the damn kitchen. God damn men are taking these girl jobs such as waitressing and being cashiers when women are joining the military and becoming engineers. Honestly, it's pathetic. I had a female come over to my house to install some cabinets, and I had to kick her out and use a different company. I can't believe what this society is coming to, the veterans of WW1/WW2/Vietnam didn't fight for this bullshit...Girls didn't fight for freedom, ignorant whores.

[VaqueroProhibido]

haha actually women helped america win WW1 and espacially WW2.

[illegalmartian]

@SadegoGG You're crazy who do you think took over the jobs of the men when they had to go to war? The WOMEN did. In fact they were also responsible for producing most of the equipment and weapons the soldiers needed. Maybe you should take a Women studies class, or even a basic American history class. Then maybe you wouldn't be so obtuse.

[SadegoGG]

Well maybe they should keep knitting suites. They didn't actually fight in the war, all they did was steal men's jobs and caused major unemployment after the war.

[Nesfratu]

really your a sexist bastard

[phalphouvong]

i loveee woman and they can do what ever they please...go grow a penis.

[Pandamethaddict]

@SadegoGG while you're playing starcraft and fuck, a lot of us girls are working in the army and navy (etc.) We're the ones who are fighting for freedom now, you're just being a lazy, sexist, racist, fat ass.

[SadegoGG]

I also get people out of paying unconstitutional taxes such as the income tax and social security taxes since people are not legally liable to even have a social security number. I also spread the truth about American history and what needs to be done to prevent a politically correct society that will lead to a socialistic governmental body that is currently being issued today. So don't say i'm not helping society become a better place. You belong in the fucking kitchen, who do you think you are

[tritonol]

Oh heavens to Betsy... what a spaz!

[ribbashabba]

tyler says right wayyyyyyy too much lol

[samusbionicle]

any bakugan? do you put bakugan in this recipe?

[charlesburch]

Oddly enough cilantro is more associated with Mexican food when it originated in China.

[rcrc90]

that girl is annoying, but tyler is a hottie mmm!

[sexaly19]

I agree she is fucking retarded.

[cobrafizzo]

" hmm delicious " omg...

looking at her face...it looks like it tastes more like " shit " but wtv.

[DirtyMill08]

the new world order has hijacked our republic..its time to stand up and defend freedom and liberty..stop being sheeple, and get involved..there is more to life then american idol..check out my page to get informed

[onceigoblack]

nigwop went splat on the pavement!! dienw!!

[HattieLovesCattie]

My post didn't show up,dang.I looked up the ga on Googlel,her name is Jack.She is a Canadian actress but she hasn't acted much lately.Has one son and lost one daughter who was born a preemie.

[bby22ana]

mhhhhh i want some guacamole now!!! what was that liquid th he put in there at 3:20 cilantro is not on every mexican food. she dosent even know how to cut the deam avocado

[liteprotoss]

its olive oil i think

[Logan4real]

1:36 trying to eat seed fail!

[shoutenry]

LMAO

[catfish1994]

Someone has issues for ladys getting hurt

[Iskate4]

who is that woman she is soooo fucking dumb jesus christ!!!

[PurePunishment]

Holy shit he says "right" like 100 times.

[chevon1920]

EW! thats way too much crap in there. Just good avocados, lime juice, red onions and salt. All that other crap is unnecessary! STOP RUINING GOOD AVOCADOS BY MAKING CRAP GUACOMOLE!

[insanekid15]

he clearly hates this woman.

[macdyno]

Hahahaha... Hell yeah. they forgot the tomatoes in there. Moms would blend avocado and cilantro in a blender and then mix this hole process in with it and would come out delicious to. and they forgot pepper in that bitch to. dont know about that olive oil shit though, anyway funny comment @insanekid

[jjlwis]

lolz she's funny in a old way..

[avdad2000]

He did put a bit of olive oil in there - not sure why - it is not necessary!

[iRewel]

That girl looks like she wants to suck my cock and jerk my load all over her tits.

[googoonanna]

He forgot to tell you what the hell was in the bottle. was it Olive Oil or was it a port wine or wine viniger.. She wouldn't shut her damn mouth trying to be cute and funny. Also, Most mexican restaurants I know will take a tomato, char it black on a grill and add that to give it a more distinct flavor.

[scottbaioisdead]

it was jizz

[shechshire]

the blond chick is hot

[shechshire]

mexican food is nasty

[edgarrubenvelasco]

@shechshire

wtf?

hell no, it's the best.

[WaterMots]

i think he's so amusing haha "oh ive touched the seed"

[drumahboy]

0:09, 0:30, 0:58, 1:08, 2:03

AND BEST of all 3:35-56

that my friends, is what she said.

[abookexperiment]

Tyler really knows his stuff!

[a2n2queen]

This is why we don't let blondes into the kitchen.

[Melimoo]

i never say no to a taste

[CurtisRedfield]

OH IVE TOUCHED THE SEED hahaha

[GawdImHungry]

Did she seriously try to eat the fukin seed?

[a2n2queen]

@GawdImHungry OMG, I know.......

[zamora000001]

lol..... i think i know what she's only good at ; )

[dukeon]

Lol...

[butsybeep]

because she is a women... she should'nt be anywhere else

[DattuWarptera]

Who is this woman, and why is she on The Food Network?

[JMO92]

I do it the simple mans way --Avocados and salsa... (probably not as good though..)

[0mosko0]

that thing isnt the real Guacamole

it must be liquid if you go to mexico you will find it liquid!!

[OscaKun0]

SHE FAILS AT CUTTING AN AVOCADO!

[flamemorx]

ahhahi i was worry about she getting cut lol

[hshadow86]

That would've made this video worth watching.

[asiankid616]

you know thhis bitch never made guacamole

[xEENiEMEENiEMiNiEMOx]

lmfao i agree epic fail putting her dingy ass on the show

[jotbath]

mmm gentle squeeze

[dukeon]

@nixie1986: Avocados are fruits! The flowering part of a plant, which contains the seeds, is the fruit. The "roots and shoots" - i.e., the rest of the plant without seeds - are vegetable matter, or just vegetables, as we say.

That's a technical definition from biology, though. Different "average joes and josephines" will all have their own opinions, none of which are wrong or right.

p.s. @everyone else - I thought the girl was kinda cute :)

[dukeon]

She said, "I've touched the seed" AND "I never, ever say no to a taste" ....Think something is on her mind?

Lol.

[colorxurxlife]

god that lady is so annoying

[foodjunkie89]

I like Tyler but I'm surprised that there was no tomatoes used =[

[mikeraya]

wheres the tomatos??????

[tesiahotness]

wat was that oil like stuff he put in there

[MereLee]

I bet it was olive oil... these ppl likes to use it on anything. BUT ... guacamole does not include nor it need oil of any kind. Plus... the avocado is already umm... fat/oil.

RANDOM thing: The lemon is needed so the guacamole don't become black ...cuz it oxidates (you know... when in contact to air/oxigen), and that does not look tasty Dx

[5277407]

they put the lime in

[ALYSSAVALOx]

@5277407 the cocunut and drink it all upp.

[5277407]

@ALYSSAVALOx  LOL! I know that song.

[MereLee]

Oh you are right !!

I'm not used to the fact that they call it Key Lime (or something like that) in English.

Random thing: In Spanish we call Lemon ("Limon") to the small green one that we also use to make Lemonade ("Limonada" in Spanish), tho is best when is becoming yellow. And we call Lime ("Lima" in Spanish) the big yellow one... idk what ppl do with that one but I like Lima flavored soda.

Errr... nvm me, I'm still confused =_=

[Guinnie]

tough audience LOL

[AliceIsEcstatic]

she talks too much

[MrRawr987891]

1:06-1:35

stupid chick: oh, i touched "the seed"

stupid chick: yes, i made it yes

crap chef: twist it open

stupid chick:easy enough

crap chef: pop it

stupid chick: oh heaven to betsy

crap chef:twist it

stupid chick :ahhh

[sheriff297]

this is pure crap. wheres the tomatos? this white boy needs to stick to casseroles

[kimxcloudss]

some guacamole does not have tomatos in it. like..chipotle's guac.

[HelmutVonSphincter]

painful to watch. she is so annoying.

[nixie1986]

Avocado...Fruit or vegetable? o.0

[amauta5]

The chef was great, the girl was so dumb. Making half-assed not funny innuendos.

and avocados ftw.

[xkayne]

Cilantro is used in Chinese food too.. As well as many others. Why're they so one dimensional? Least informative show ever.

[fabiola3008]

tayler is sooo hot!!!!

[crisscross1985]

I know! I've been in love with him since 2004. He still gives me thrills! :)

[SuzumiyaHaruhi0]

VERY CUTE !

[cheezymouse297]

the girl is rediculously un-funny