You want to support religions that don't believe in free will and religious tolerance? Go on ahead. Try looking at official LDS doctrine; we hadn't practiced polygamy since Utah became state. Secondly, there is a book called, "This Nation Shall Endure," written by Ezra Taft Benson. Also, our doctrine includes "moral agency" which is a god-given right to choose good or evil to check them out. Therefore, we believe in obeying God by self discipline and personal improvement. No one worships prophe
SUPPORT THE CHRISITAN VALUES OUR COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON AND VOTE SANTORUM 2012! SCREW ROMNEY THE IDOL WORSHIPPING POLYGAMIST AND HUSSEIN OSAMA!!! HAVE SOME *SENSE* PEOPLE!
@PlyrMava1 I AM 56 YEARS OLD YOU STUPID FUCK FUCK YOU AND I SUPPORT JEWS AND ISRAEL ISRAEL NEEDS TO BE OCCUPIED BY ITS PEOPLE FOR THE 2ND COMING OF CHRIST YOUR PROBABLY THE DIRTY PALESTINIAN
@orrgla You impossibly stupid motherfucker. You called the Palestinians, "dirty", and then go on to call someone else a, "racist Nazi". You surely don't grasp the irony of your comment.
@tatsujinMasurao PALESTINIANS NEED TO MOVE THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY OF ISRAEL, BECAUSE ISRAEL IS WAY BIGGER. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!
@orrgla Right, THAT'S why they should, "move the hell out of the way", because Israel is, "way bigger". Okay, sarcasm off now. Can you even find Israel on a map? Can you explain to me the dichotomy of the conflict between Israel, an independent sovereign nation, and Palestine, a non independent "country"? That consist of primarily the West Bank and Gaza Strip. You can keep responding. I'll just keep pointing out that you don't know shit. What's with the caps lock, btw?
LISTEN LIBTARDS! THIS HAPPENED! YOU CAN CALL THE ONION "SATIRE" ALL YOU WANT, BUT I WONT BE FOOLED BY YOUR SILLY LITTLE "FACTS" AND "EVIDENCE" SCREW THAT SHIT! YOU SHOULD BELIEVE SOMETHING BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD, NOT FOR "THE TRUTH"
@PlyrMava1 PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU'RE JOKING YOU FUCK, YOU'RE LOOKING AT A NEWSCAST OF WAT HAPENED ITS OBVIOUS OSAMA HAS NO F*KIN CLUE WHAT HES DOING!1! WAKE UP LIBTARD!
ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
I no longer am amazed that people take these videos serious. How many times do you have to be told that The Onion is satire? How many times? It looks real because that's part of the parody, you stupid motherfuckers.
ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
@smurfinghot then I'm sorry, I know that this will sound mean, but I'm completely blown away by how gullible and dull you are. I'm sorry if that's mean, but I'm totally blown away. Like wow. Look up "The Onion" on google. Even their site says "a farcical news organization". You probably don't know what farcical means, so look it up.
@BlackOppTamama Yes he seriously did do this , he went and made the onion true! It was just last year around march i think. I'll have to double check to find the exact date but he seriously did get caught doing this!
@Liquidshrapnel No, that doesn't even make sense. Why would he need to lip-sync, it is not like he is singing? Also I googled it just to make sure and all that came up was this video. I am pretty sure if he did, it would have shown up on google.
@BlackOppTamama Not unless they've tryed to hide it ! And hes had multiple teleprompter fails also . And as soon as i can find the link ill post it, it happened not to long ago.
Anyone see the spelling errors at 1:21? "goibg" and "wnat"?!?! How do we have a president who can't spell check his responses? That is pretty pathetic he can't read a speech without cheating! Use a teleprompter but don't fuck up on your backing track! EPIC FAIL!
@TheJmar69 YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING. ITS COMEDY. THIS ISN'T REAL. YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT. ITS A PARODY NEWS CHANNEL HAHAHAHA GODDAMMIT!!!! :') God you made my day, just when I thought the world couldn't possibly get any dumber...
Obviously doesn't have a capital O, Fact doesn't have a capital F. I / I'm should have been capital I. The person spelled want as "wnat," going as "goibg" and of course there's the double but instead of what I assume should have been "it but." This is clearly fake as the POTUSOA would not have these tiny errors as they would hire a spell checker. Still pretty funny though.
On 12-31-11 obama signed the unconstitutional NDAA bill into law.
This law does away with habeus corpus and posse comitatus! If "they" suspect you to be a "terrorist", then the military will come get you! It also allows for "indefinite detention" of American citizens!
Spread the word! obama does not care about "OUR" Constitution!!
Democrats and Republicans, WAKE UP!!! This tyranny will only get worse, trust me.
Obama DID NOT WANT to pass the NDAA bill, so he signed that the bill would NOT be active during his presidency. This bill highlights the historical BALANCE between constitutional rights and national security. So he signed it with reservations, and the president AFTER Obama will determine whether or not we will live with this bill.
"Spread the word!" you say? I agree! However, let's spread the right word. Thank you ^_^
@SpecialnessLeague He signed the GD thing. Enough said. We know where he stands concerning Constitutional rights. Keep telling yourself it's ok. If you tried to tell me this crap to my face, I would knock you out for being of the unAmerican sheeple variety. Scum at best is what obummer is for doing this. Later on down the road ppl will look upon him as the worst pres in US history. Go watch "The Siege" movie.
@NoMAIG You obviously don't know what Habeus Corpus is nor what NDAA is.
foreign terrorists cannot be tried because they are not citizens and have no rights.
Habeus corpus would be a bad thing for citizens because it says that LEO's have the right to detain you for what ever reason without trial or anything in times of WAR
@NoMAIG How about you, because you've obviously taken everything out of context in order to make it sound bad, just like... a republican on obama care? yup.
@KyuubiNaruto1337XD I have read the GD thing. I know what's laid out in it. Quit playing games and Wake Up! Support obummer all you want, I dont care, but, dont sit back and pretend and rationalize that him signing this UNCONSTITUTIONAL bill is OK because it is NOT ok. Martial law is good? Indefinate detention for American citizens is good? No trial, without charges is good? What kind of person are you to support such tyrannical legislation?
@NoMAIG No, we must not stand together and fight this tyranny, we should just watch the onion, a fake news network who's viewers are here for comedy. You must understand that the people watching this video aren't interested in the whole Democrats/Republicans/tyranny at the moment. Post your views and opinions on other videos were the people actually care. Thanks.
@azyo2 Is the unconstitutional NDAA bill not something to be concerned about? Are you not concerned that one day the MILITARY may come to detain you "indefinately", without charges or a trial? Martial law in America sound good to you? I posted the comment to hopefully "Wake" people up. This is a very important topic in America and people should CARE.
@mrcoryv Nixon was made fun of for years as well...Lighten up. To those making this into something about politics or anything serious at all...For the love of all that is good in the world, please develop some kind of sense of humor.
@youbestbequiet You know this channel "The Onion" is fake news channel and only makes false satirical reports, right? Look at any of their other videos.
Seriously people educate yourself and turn the fucken T.V of for once in awhile quit feeding of all the bull shit you see on it. Truth is the only reasonable candidate is Ron Paul research him about what he's about and what he stands for he talks about real issues that we as the people of America must confront the corrupt government in witch we live in. Don't judge or criticize me unless YOU truly have realized all the bullshit that's been going on for decades.
@xXNickPXx It's like 1 little 2 little 3 little sheeep 5 little 6 little 7 little sheeep 8 little 9 little 10 little sheep and were all screwed if they don't wake uppp! Ron paul 2012 people educate yourself.
very well put together segment :) GUYS !!! It really bugs me that people will try to slander news channels and call into question their authenticity just for reporting the _news_ that shows their favourite president in an unfavourable light. Don't shoot the messenger!
Anyone who's never checked out literallyunbelievable,org (replace the comma with a period), do so now. It's hilarious. It's also kind of frightening. How people can be stupid enough to think stuff like this is real (it's The Onion, folks, and any reasonably functional adult should be able to tell this is a joke, regardless) is beyond me.
I absolutely LOVE that the Onion is still trolling the crap out of people with absolute success, no matter how absurd their stories get there are still many who think it's real.
So for those of you who don't know what kind of audience could possibly eat up all the bullshit FOX news says, that audience is posting right here on this video!
It's official. Rightwingers believe every crazy thing they see, as long it supports their crazy-ass prejudices.
fishhead06 8 hours ago
I thought this was totally FAKE. FAKE. Then I saw it was uploaded by the onion.
hancockcorey 12 hours ago
LOL @ the email
GMNives 1 day ago
Professor Thaddeus Buzz, LOL.
jeffsummstl 3 days ago
@PlyrMava1 HOW DARE YOU I SPENT 2 YEARS AT TEXAS TECH
orrgla 4 days ago
Who else noticed that at 1:24 the words want and going are spelled wrong?
Firestorm1202 5 days ago
You want to support religions that don't believe in free will and religious tolerance? Go on ahead. Try looking at official LDS doctrine; we hadn't practiced polygamy since Utah became state. Secondly, there is a book called, "This Nation Shall Endure," written by Ezra Taft Benson. Also, our doctrine includes "moral agency" which is a god-given right to choose good or evil to check them out. Therefore, we believe in obeying God by self discipline and personal improvement. No one worships prophe
SirGabriel2076 5 days ago
ohh god, Merkel will sorely regret going to see Gordon Brown instead. also C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
sp0nge1337 5 days ago
proffessor thadius haha
Jimmy593 6 days ago
i don't know what's funnier, the video or all the comments...
1rebelblood 1 week ago
SUPPORT THE CHRISITAN VALUES OUR COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON AND VOTE SANTORUM 2012! SCREW ROMNEY THE IDOL WORSHIPPING POLYGAMIST AND HUSSEIN OSAMA!!! HAVE SOME *SENSE* PEOPLE!
orrgla 1 week ago
@orrgla YUMAD BRO??
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@USACLANVIDEOS LIBTARD!!
orrgla 1 week ago
@orrgla U Jelly?
USACLANVIDEOS 1 week ago
@orrgla troll
Tamizushi 1 week ago
@orrgla
You're just a dumb fuck all around.
Santorum would not be proud.
Our country was founded on Christian values? Funny, I thought we had FREEDOM of Religion. Huh. Guess not.
PlyrMava1 1 week ago
@PlyrMava1 DONT TALK ABOUT SANTORUM THAT WAS YOU ACADEMIC MORON!!
IM WRITE, YOUR WRONG YOU IGNORANT BLIND LIBTARD!!!
orrgla 6 days ago
@orrgla
No, I'm right (not write), you're either trolling or very wrong.
But, nice try. would you like a top hat? Or a lollipop?
And here, I thought people who think The Onion is true are products of heavy incest withing small communities. Oh, wait.
Oh! I got it! Do you want a gold star? No, not star of David, since Jews are probably bad to you. I hear kids like Gold Stars.
One condition. Your voice has to drop first.
PlyrMava1 6 days ago
@PlyrMava1 I AM 56 YEARS OLD YOU STUPID FUCK FUCK YOU AND I SUPPORT JEWS AND ISRAEL ISRAEL NEEDS TO BE OCCUPIED BY ITS PEOPLE FOR THE 2ND COMING OF CHRIST YOUR PROBABLY THE DIRTY PALESTINIAN
LIBTARD!
FUCK YOU YOU RACIST NAZI!!!
orrgla 6 days ago
@orrgla And too old to find the caps button aparently...
HouseOMine26 5 days ago
@orrgla Wow, a true role model to people everywhere. You're on here a lot. Retired?
Who cares, you're stupid, it doesn't matter how old you are.
PlyrMava1 5 days ago
@orrgla And you're 56, but have the grammar and intelligence of a 7-year-old.....
PlyrMava1 5 days ago
@orrgla You impossibly stupid motherfucker. You called the Palestinians, "dirty", and then go on to call someone else a, "racist Nazi". You surely don't grasp the irony of your comment.
tatsujinMasurao 4 days ago
@tatsujinMasurao PALESTINIANS NEED TO MOVE THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY OF ISRAEL, BECAUSE ISRAEL IS WAY BIGGER. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!
orrgla 4 days ago
@orrgla Right, THAT'S why they should, "move the hell out of the way", because Israel is, "way bigger". Okay, sarcasm off now. Can you even find Israel on a map? Can you explain to me the dichotomy of the conflict between Israel, an independent sovereign nation, and Palestine, a non independent "country"? That consist of primarily the West Bank and Gaza Strip. You can keep responding. I'll just keep pointing out that you don't know shit. What's with the caps lock, btw?
tatsujinMasurao 4 days ago
@orrgla
>2012
>not liberal
severe aspergers detected
greyvulc 4 days ago
some people take these seriously. they vote Republican.
this video was hilarious.
#Obama2012
PlyrMava1 1 week ago
i thought this was fake until i realised it was uploaded by The Onion
hoylio13 1 week ago
LISTEN LIBTARDS! THIS HAPPENED! YOU CAN CALL THE ONION "SATIRE" ALL YOU WANT, BUT I WONT BE FOOLED BY YOUR SILLY LITTLE "FACTS" AND "EVIDENCE" SCREW THAT SHIT! YOU SHOULD BELIEVE SOMETHING BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD, NOT FOR "THE TRUTH"
YOR RECKING AMERICA! STOP IT!
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@orrgla You're hilarious.
freddiefatale 1 week ago
@orrgla *sigh* I truly hope that you are joking. If not just jump of the face of this planet.
ohiogo363 1 week ago
@ohiogo363 YTOU FUCKING IDIOT CANT EVEN SPELL *OFF RIGHT!!! IDIOT
orrgla 1 week ago
@orrgla YOU FUCKING IDIOT CAN'T EVEN SPELL *CAN'T OR *YOU!!!
IDIOT
ohiogo363 1 day ago
@orrgla
Whatever incestuous community you seem to live in obviously has no cable....
PLEASE tell me you're joking.....
PlyrMava1 1 week ago
@PlyrMava1 PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU'RE JOKING YOU FUCK, YOU'RE LOOKING AT A NEWSCAST OF WAT HAPENED ITS OBVIOUS OSAMA HAS NO F*KIN CLUE WHAT HES DOING!1! WAKE UP LIBTARD!
orrgla 1 week ago
@orrgla
Aw, poor Republican, looking at The Onion News Network and thinking it's real.
Being a fucking imbecile. How cute.
Through the magic of video editing, a satirical News Organization made it look real.
I'm guessing your mom-sister wouldn't be proud of what her son-bro is saying.
I, on the other hand, have either just been trolled or had a nice laugh.
Have fun masturbating.
PlyrMava1 1 week ago
@PlyrMava1 YOU SICK LIBTARD PIECE OF SHIT, DONT BRING MY MOTHER/SISTER INTO THIS!! SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
FUCK YOU!!!
orrgla 6 days ago
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ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
ENTERRAPTURE20 1 week ago
Funny because it's true...!!!
browningrage11 1 week ago
the best part is when I read what he posted online ahhaa..I wonder if anyone thought it was real.
Mary13yearsold 1 week ago
I almost fell for it lmao
Dejahso0lyrical 1 week ago
I no longer am amazed that people take these videos serious. How many times do you have to be told that The Onion is satire? How many times? It looks real because that's part of the parody, you stupid motherfuckers.
tatsujinMasurao 1 week ago 26
@tatsujinMasurao wow, someone seems angry.
Legitimatemuffins 1 week ago
@tatsujinMasurao Dont thumb these kinda comments up guys! The risk of people actually beliveing these vids seeing them increases, and thats no fun.
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@xXnXnXnXx What?
tatsujinMasurao 4 days ago
@tatsujinMasurao Well, if your comment is on the top people will see faster that its fake, and thats no fun! :p
xXnXnXnXx 4 days ago
@xXnXnXnXx Oh, I see. Point taken.
tatsujinMasurao 4 days ago
obama said Shit and spelkled going wrong XD
TheTomahawkTossers 1 week ago
BAhahaha I saw Onion and went OHHHH makes sense now.
izzytrip 1 week ago
true fans? why the fuck u worried more about your facebook status then protecting the u.s.a mothafucker
SixF33tUnd3r 1 week ago
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ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
ENTERRAPTURE20 1 week ago
Haha i thought this was real, and then i saw it was uploaded by The Onion
delzirockz 1 week ago 14
wtf
jayjoetube14 1 week ago
@smurfinghot then I'm sorry, I know that this will sound mean, but I'm completely blown away by how gullible and dull you are. I'm sorry if that's mean, but I'm totally blown away. Like wow. Look up "The Onion" on google. Even their site says "a farcical news organization". You probably don't know what farcical means, so look it up.
celloguy23 1 week ago
Lol so funny that some people belive this was real
reemrai182 1 week ago 2
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onion is fake
omaigad11 1 week ago
this is fake
omaigad11 1 week ago
@omaigad11 oRLY? -.- you completely missed the point of this vid.
Nobody5599 1 week ago
@omaigad11 no freaking crap its hilarious
kyle90876 1 week ago
The funniest thing about this is that he actually has been caught lip syncing for real!
Liquidshrapnel 1 week ago
@Liquidshrapnel can u show us? :D
BlackWolff6 1 week ago
@Liquidshrapnel umm... no he didnt
BlackOppTamama 1 week ago
@BlackOppTamama Yes he seriously did do this , he went and made the onion true! It was just last year around march i think. I'll have to double check to find the exact date but he seriously did get caught doing this!
Liquidshrapnel 1 week ago
@Liquidshrapnel No, that doesn't even make sense. Why would he need to lip-sync, it is not like he is singing? Also I googled it just to make sure and all that came up was this video. I am pretty sure if he did, it would have shown up on google.
BlackOppTamama 1 week ago
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TylerRobinson7 1 week ago
@BlackOppTamama Not unless they've tryed to hide it ! And hes had multiple teleprompter fails also . And as soon as i can find the link ill post it, it happened not to long ago.
Liquidshrapnel 1 week ago
All you have to do before viewing the video is check the uploader's name. If it is TheOnion, it is going to be awesome and satirical.
KramerUSA 1 week ago
Ha for you mental people it says on the blog," Obviously I am going through tough shit now." Ha you all are mental, and I don't even like Obama.
XXNikolaiXXz 1 week ago
is the first part even real ? haha
LarsUlrichIsMe 2 weeks ago
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OBAMA = ONE BOGUS ASSHOLE MANIPULATING AMERICA
mdreiguy 2 weeks ago
WTF Every time I click "Show Hidden Comments" it opens a new page.
OfficialSolidState 2 weeks ago
LMAO! at people who think this is actually real xD
OfficialRilo 2 weeks ago
real?
skjimon 2 weeks ago
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2:00 lmao!
TheLoeler 2 weeks ago
"Wyoming seceded three months ago"
GhostlyLemon 2 weeks ago
Fake or not obama sucks, for real.
Pygmonicus 2 weeks ago
I feel like an idiot, I believed this up until the part where his voice was high pitched..... >.>
PkErDay 2 weeks ago
hahaHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAH
Ladislavcvetko 2 weeks ago
You guys do understand this is fake. Its the "The Onion" Network. They make jokes like this all the time.
SourToiletSeat 2 weeks ago
Anyone see the spelling errors at 1:21? "goibg" and "wnat"?!?! How do we have a president who can't spell check his responses? That is pretty pathetic he can't read a speech without cheating! Use a teleprompter but don't fuck up on your backing track! EPIC FAIL!
I'm For Mitt Romney ALL THE WAY NOW
TheJmar69 2 weeks ago
@TheJmar69 YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING. ITS COMEDY. THIS ISN'T REAL. YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT. ITS A PARODY NEWS CHANNEL HAHAHAHA GODDAMMIT!!!! :') God you made my day, just when I thought the world couldn't possibly get any dumber...
celloguy23 2 weeks ago
I believed this all the way to 2:10, then I was like WTF. And I saw the channel name..
FasStudio 2 weeks ago
The true pump
Blobface07 2 weeks ago
not sure if the top comments are a joke or they are just ignorant about onion news.
avimanyutamang 2 weeks ago
1:00
EmberWhisker11 2 weeks ago
What's so funny is that this is actually kind of believable! Pretty sad.
chrisman737 2 weeks ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
99KOOLAIDMAN 3 weeks ago
"obviously i am going through some shit right now."
VisitorCz 3 weeks ago
lol oh shit i was this close to believing this
darksore6 3 weeks ago
The Onion, you nearly got me there!
xilefian 3 weeks ago
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Obviously doesn't have a capital O, Fact doesn't have a capital F. I / I'm should have been capital I. The person spelled want as "wnat," going as "goibg" and of course there's the double but instead of what I assume should have been "it but." This is clearly fake as the POTUSOA would not have these tiny errors as they would hire a spell checker. Still pretty funny though.
Nextbigthingg 3 weeks ago
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On 12-31-11 obama signed the unconstitutional NDAA bill into law.
This law does away with habeus corpus and posse comitatus! If "they" suspect you to be a "terrorist", then the military will come get you! It also allows for "indefinite detention" of American citizens!
Spread the word! obama does not care about "OUR" Constitution!!
Democrats and Republicans, WAKE UP!!! This tyranny will only get worse, trust me.
We must stand together and fight this tyranny!
NoMAIG 3 weeks ago 12
@NoMAIG Not the WHOLE story:
Obama DID NOT WANT to pass the NDAA bill, so he signed that the bill would NOT be active during his presidency. This bill highlights the historical BALANCE between constitutional rights and national security. So he signed it with reservations, and the president AFTER Obama will determine whether or not we will live with this bill.
"Spread the word!" you say? I agree! However, let's spread the right word. Thank you ^_^
Source: Stephen Colbert, confirmed online
SpecialnessLeague 3 weeks ago
@SpecialnessLeague He signed the GD thing. Enough said. We know where he stands concerning Constitutional rights. Keep telling yourself it's ok. If you tried to tell me this crap to my face, I would knock you out for being of the unAmerican sheeple variety. Scum at best is what obummer is for doing this. Later on down the road ppl will look upon him as the worst pres in US history. Go watch "The Siege" movie.
NoMAIG 3 weeks ago
@NoMAIG I meant his supporters will look back upon him as the worst pres in US history. Those of us non supporters already do.
NoMAIG 3 weeks ago
@SpecialnessLeague Obama insisted the power to imprison American citizens was put back into the bill after the committee had removed it:
watch?v=1BI6bMwXs_8
DanielJ858 3 weeks ago
@NoMAIG I was very surprised he signed that
cars675 2 weeks ago
@cars675 I wasn't. It's part of "their" to turn America into a socialist state.
NoMAIG 2 weeks ago
@NoMAIG You obviously don't know what Habeus Corpus is nor what NDAA is.
foreign terrorists cannot be tried because they are not citizens and have no rights.
Habeus corpus would be a bad thing for citizens because it says that LEO's have the right to detain you for what ever reason without trial or anything in times of WAR
KyuubiNaruto1337XD 2 weeks ago
@KyuubiNaruto1337XD Go READ the NDAA bill, because for you to post a comment like that, it tells me you haven't read it.
NoMAIG 2 weeks ago
@NoMAIG How about you, because you've obviously taken everything out of context in order to make it sound bad, just like... a republican on obama care? yup.
KyuubiNaruto1337XD 2 weeks ago
@KyuubiNaruto1337XD I have read the GD thing. I know what's laid out in it. Quit playing games and Wake Up! Support obummer all you want, I dont care, but, dont sit back and pretend and rationalize that him signing this UNCONSTITUTIONAL bill is OK because it is NOT ok. Martial law is good? Indefinate detention for American citizens is good? No trial, without charges is good? What kind of person are you to support such tyrannical legislation?
NoMAIG 2 weeks ago
@NoMAIG If its unconstitutional then the supreme court will over rule it like they always do.
And on your last sentence, you basically described Habeus Corpus.
KyuubiNaruto1337XD 2 weeks ago
@NoMAIG No, we must not stand together and fight this tyranny, we should just watch the onion, a fake news network who's viewers are here for comedy. You must understand that the people watching this video aren't interested in the whole Democrats/Republicans/tyranny at the moment. Post your views and opinions on other videos were the people actually care. Thanks.
azyo2 2 weeks ago
@azyo2 Is the unconstitutional NDAA bill not something to be concerned about? Are you not concerned that one day the MILITARY may come to detain you "indefinately", without charges or a trial? Martial law in America sound good to you? I posted the comment to hopefully "Wake" people up. This is a very important topic in America and people should CARE.
NoMAIG 2 weeks ago
funny fake etc....everyone knows its fake...just look at the CNN logo lol...
crazyknight2008 3 weeks ago
and going
101sasan 3 weeks ago
on he's letter you can see he spelt "want" wrong, he spelled it like wnat
101sasan 3 weeks ago
waggie lipsync, take a look
waggietoo 3 weeks ago
waggie lipsync, take a look
waggietoo 3 weeks ago
what is tis real
matthewkboy818 3 weeks ago
@matthewkboy818 no.
celloguy23 2 weeks ago
be cool if the building he was in collapsed hahaha that would be GREAT!!!!
itsmaggietrick 3 weeks ago
HOW CAN YOU FALL FOR THIS!? I swear people are complete idiots some times...
Recc96 3 weeks ago
To those of you saying Obama is the worst president ever, need I remind you Nixon?
mrcoryv 3 weeks ago
@mrcoryv Nixon was made fun of for years as well...Lighten up. To those making this into something about politics or anything serious at all...For the love of all that is good in the world, please develop some kind of sense of humor.
Mzgriffy 3 weeks ago
@mrcoryv hoover and ....... my god now that i think about it theres a rather big list of bad presidents
TheSolitaryTraveller 3 weeks ago
i love the reaction of the crouds: axxxaiiimmmaaaa.........!!!
oandrikos 3 weeks ago
I use to think this was real in till a saw their other videos.
Jtunes12 3 weeks ago
If only my cable company had the Onion News Network...
DaPivotCreature 4 weeks ago
no the onion is real SHUTUP
MsRicho123 4 weeks ago
Hahahaha.
megankittty 1 month ago
How many people actually fell for this? His fans? opening for the Black Eyed Pees? What more do you need to realize it's satire?
EthMan09 1 month ago 6
I knew that Obama was a lie all
manretify 1 month ago
haahhhhhaahhaahhhhaah 1:46 and i thought this was legit until then hahaahhhha
MattttG3 1 month ago
WOW! I will not vote for this guy again after seeing this! guess Fox and MSNBC missed this one.
youbestbequiet 1 month ago 28
@youbestbequiet chill out it's the fucking oinions new this shit is fake
23ALEX24 2 weeks ago
@youbestbequiet You know this channel "The Onion" is fake news channel and only makes false satirical reports, right? Look at any of their other videos.
BrutalRubber 2 weeks ago
@BrutalRubber no its not wtf are u saying ur probably some stupid fox news watching redneck u know what? FOX is a fake news channel, eat shit
ddandevil67 2 weeks ago
@ddandevil67 You're not making any sense. You're anti-FOX AND anti-Obama?
BrutalRubber 2 weeks ago
@BrutalRubber was being sarcastic cuz u obviously didn't recognize youbestbequiet's sarcasm, dip shit
ddandevil67 2 weeks ago
@BrutalRubber captain obvious to the goddamn rescue.
CMillions23 2 weeks ago
@CMillions23 I wish. Look what that other guy replied to me.
BrutalRubber 2 weeks ago
1:46 ROFL
TheAbcdrf 1 month ago
"Our healthcare system that's SUCKING UP ALL THE MONEY!"
Emper0rH0rde 1 month ago
Yes Obomba supporters we know its fake.
stupidamericanz 1 month ago
Seriously people educate yourself and turn the fucken T.V of for once in awhile quit feeding of all the bull shit you see on it. Truth is the only reasonable candidate is Ron Paul research him about what he's about and what he stands for he talks about real issues that we as the people of America must confront the corrupt government in witch we live in. Don't judge or criticize me unless YOU truly have realized all the bullshit that's been going on for decades.
elpanchoxxx 1 month ago
@elpanchoxxx sorry but everyone here has made up their minds, we're voting for Cressbeckler!
MrPentatonicScale 3 weeks ago
@xXNickPXx It's like 1 little 2 little 3 little sheeep 5 little 6 little 7 little sheeep 8 little 9 little 10 little sheep and were all screwed if they don't wake uppp! Ron paul 2012 people educate yourself.
elpanchoxxx 1 month ago
very well put together segment :) GUYS !!! It really bugs me that people will try to slander news channels and call into question their authenticity just for reporting the _news_ that shows their favourite president in an unfavourable light. Don't shoot the messenger!
marsharent 1 month ago
@marsharent hahahaha. the onion is a satire channel. that is a fact. an absolute fact. not disputed. by anybody. at all. its a comedy show. lmfao
celloguy23 2 weeks ago
~It's Fake People, It Intentionally Looks Fake As Part Of The Gag. Come On People~
Regnows 1 month ago
Onion news network rules rofl :D
Lethn 1 month ago
... It's fake people. the Onion= Satire
blahdi6 1 month ago
I hate Obama. America just HAD to elect the biggest idiot in the country.....
TheFreakforAnime 1 month ago
@TheFreakforAnime
DUDE!! its fake, this video is fake. the people in the video are ALL actors!!
ToddlerSinger123 1 month ago
@TheFreakforAnime biggest idiot in america? you obviously haven't seen the people running for president this year
poochyenarulez 1 month ago
and i thought my country's ministers were embarassing.
sayondas4 1 month ago
worst president ever!!!!!!
LimiterZ420 1 month ago
@LimiterZ420 I think Obama is awesome.
ericzum 1 month ago
Wow, he sounds so different in real life.
trollman4 1 month ago
OMG this is so real. believe it. voodoo!!!!!
admiralcrash1 1 month ago
1:19 apology to my fans?
raido12 1 month ago
I laughed to fucking hard at the blog xD
Dannnneh 1 month ago
stoooopid!
Tristania64 1 month ago
wouldn't be surprised if this was real lol
b22frozenfire 1 month ago
Anyone who's never checked out literallyunbelievable,org (replace the comma with a period), do so now. It's hilarious. It's also kind of frightening. How people can be stupid enough to think stuff like this is real (it's The Onion, folks, and any reasonably functional adult should be able to tell this is a joke, regardless) is beyond me.
LeCigouave 1 month ago
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LeCigouave 1 month ago
is this real?
Cdubzhappy 1 month ago
@Cdubzhappy are you trying to start something?
dh2776 1 month ago
@Cdubzhappy yeah...this was all over the news a while ago. where have you been?
palbo4 1 month ago
@palbo4 i can't remember
Cdubzhappy 1 month ago
@Cdubzhappy oh yeah, it was a pretty big deal
palbo4 1 month ago
totaly fake this faking country us
choyyadamroad 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I absolutely LOVE that the Onion is still trolling the crap out of people with absolute success, no matter how absurd their stories get there are still many who think it's real.
So for those of you who don't know what kind of audience could possibly eat up all the bullshit FOX news says, that audience is posting right here on this video!
xXNickPXx 1 month ago 75
@xXNickPXx shhhh be quiet :P
frederic129 1 month ago
The Onion: Bringing you the truth, in the disguise of lies.
GPakz 1 month ago
What fun filled dueche bag will America choose next?
GPakz 1 month ago
im confused i was believing it until it got to the apologies written by Barrack.. And after that everything was definitely fake
BruisedASScheeks 1 month ago
Freaking hilarious. And for those who can't seem to figure it out, this is fake. Obama didn't sound like a three-year-old when he was eighteen.
MrJackal22 1 month ago
Is this real??? sameone answer O.o
lovely3426 1 month ago
@lovely3426 No... The Onion is a satire. None of its videos are real.
steamisM50 1 month ago
@steamisM50 yeah I notice that after saw it, and searchet in google :P lool, Thank you so much for your explainetion. XOXO
lovely3426 1 month ago
@lovely3426 No, the onion does fake news stories. It's a parody. This did not actually happen, and that's kind of the joke. xD
Bmo280 1 month ago
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Drewcifer6789 1 month ago
I find this refreshing. The Onion has taken a break from making fun of the right to poke fun at the left.
DogLeroy 1 month ago
I disliked just because it's the fucking Onion
frenchfry01 1 month ago
Funny
Blankname101 1 month ago
The funny thing is Obama really does lip synch but stupid poopy pants Democrats can't tell the difference. Democrats