Beware the holiday!

[jsmxwll]

That looked like quite a bit of fun ^_^ Glad you're back. I blame my subscription box for me not noticing.. >.> -Max

[antybu86]

nice photos, and we're glad you're back too

[bewarethelizards42]

Thank you :D Now, I've just got to find some more time from somewhere in order to make all these videos I've been thinking about!

[ticobassie]

Nice flavour of what you've been up to, Lizar-dee-lizard!

I went to Prague and from there a day-trip to Terezin. It was a very humbling experience to see what humans are capable of doing to each other. The Nazis turned it into a grand effort of propaganda to fool the Red Cross.

I was bemused by your annoyance with Italy, or at least the bit that you experienced. What is it that irked you about Italy?

[DietBroccoli]

"Invite me to your home for a week or so, and show me how wonderful it is"

Riiiightt... That's what they all say... Before they cut you up in your sleep!... Baby eating atheist.

lol ;p

[bewarethelizards42]

Hello my lovely DietBroccoli! I know I havent replied to your PMs yet, that is because I am useless. Still loves ya tho! ;)

And how'd you know I eat babies? You watching me?!

[DietBroccoli]

Nahhh, you're not useless. You're "Use-Limited". ;)

Not watching you at the moment, but you know, all you evil atheist bastards eat babies and devour the innocent souls of 12 year old girls. Wait, this sounds vaguely familiar.. *checks tag on underwear*

Goddamnit! Why didn't you tell me I was an atheist too!? D:

lol. I shall anxiously await the day I have a little red star and a 1 by my mail icon and it turns out to be you and not some logic hating christian :)

[zendragon333]

I don't know why exactly but i loled at "saw some cows."

[AuntieDiluvian]

Extremely good - engrossing and engaging.

[bewarethelizards42]

Thank you AD :D *hugs!*

[kegg3]

glad ur back :D

[mrowepat]

Thanks for sharing!

[dynamiteruby]

Ooh, my goodness! What was on that pancake! Was that brie?! O.O

Food porn and beautiful views and zomg swans and *happy sigh* awesomeness.

Y'know, I don't think I ever mentioned this, but I think lizards are my 'spirit' animal. XD

[bewarethelizards42]

It was brie and it was amazing. Aw man. Brie, spinach and cashew nuts. Om nom nom.. :D

*glomp*

[dynamiteruby]

I *thought* so! My brain was telling me that was all that was on the pancake, but at the same time, my brain wasn't allowing me to understand the ramifications of it - lol Over here, we don't do savory stuff on pancakes, so something like that is a lot to wrap your brain around! XD

*glomp!*

[freethinker3161]

glad you had a great time, except for the whole Italy thing, (by the way you have offended Italians everywhere and i have had a meeting with the top Italians and we have decided to deny you any noodles for five years. no soup for you) anyway glad to see you back . a big hug to ya.

[bewarethelizards42]

Oh noes! No noodles?! :P

[HonestDiscussioner]

Considering my girlfriend is an Italian teacher and loves Italy, I think she wouldn't appreciate you wiping it off the map.

;-(

hehe

Looks like you had a great time. I'm insanely jealous.

[HonestDiscussioner]

I heard someone parodied you very well. But I wasn't familiar with who they were talking about.

[bewarethelizards42]

Brock Lawley, aka theatheistantidote.. and honestly, I dont have a crush on him..

It was an awesome parody tho..

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

FOOD PORN!

*yum yum yum yum*

Almost as pretty as the shutterbug.

Welcome home!

[tattooskin72]

LOL the lizard picture was great!

and the kayaking pictures!@!!! SWANS!

Italy is quite religious isn't it? Maybe that was the feeling you got?

Loved the pictures :) all of them... especially the food LOL

[bewarethelizards42]

The lizard picture was the most blurred.. very hard to take pictures of, particularly using the camera on my phone! But it was an achievement.. I'm guessing the lizards in France are just slow! ;)

[Dentarthurdent54]

Very nice pictures. I'd have liked to see a montage of more of them though.

P.S. @ 1:35 When did you become a redhead???

[gabiotta]

Went to Dachau when i was a kid, thought provoking is not the word. More like nightmare feeding.

[paleomangary]

No place Like Home..

[samsroomie]

My new kitten enjoys catching bugs at least as much as you do. The bugs, I'm sure, would prefer being caught by you.

Please add Texas (except Austin) and Florida (except the beaches) to your list of places to undergo total existence failure.

[bewarethelizards42]

They might prefer being caught by me, since I dont eat them. Mostly I want them to be my friends.. ;)

[funsizedchoco]

wow i'm jealous!!! here i am in school, and you just got back from traveling! lol

the picture of the swiss alps is gorgeous! my friend went earlier this summer and he loved it.

mais je suis surtout jalouse parce que vous avez voyage a france!!! (sorry i don't have accents... my keyboard isn't that special lol)

[bewarethelizards42]

Switzerland is beautiful, really loved it. And France was awesome too - although I dont want to make you more jealous ;)

I'll be in school too soon enough.. this was my last bit of fun until I get my PhD!

[BornUnderABadSign89]

i think i saw jesus in that cappucino!

[bewarethelizards42]

It's a miracle! (Actually, it did feel like one.. cheered me up a lot did that coffee..) ;)

[AncientAtheist]

Oh, yes, that was me BTL. I did a 12 part mega-series called "You MUST sub BewareTheLizards42". So, yeah - you don't HAVE TO return the favor - it was just because you're good.

If you set up a back-up channel you should name it CrocsInEurope or HereticNuns. I don't know where those came from - just popped into my head.

[bewarethelizards42]

That's funny you should mention that Ancient, but at this very moment in time I am working on an epic 18 parter urging the public to sub to you, or face my wrath.. :D

I sadly have a very unimaginative back-up channel.. should have sought your advice first.. ;)

[TheAtheistAntidote]

I was in nearly all those wonderful cities. We should compare notes!

great video

[bewarethelizards42]

Indeed.. have responded to your PM now.. :D

[TETSUno1]

That wasn't boring at all... except the Vermeer (the guy's a second rate cartoonist). Anyways, you hate Italy, and like having little creatures crawl all over you? Interesting...

Btw, I'm small... *eyebrow wiggle*

...-ish

...comparably

...compared to whales.

*sigh*

[bewarethelizards42]

I really liked all the Picasso in the Rosengart Gallery in Lucerne (and the Modigliani).. but Vermeer is good too. Beautiful light, in my opinion.. :D

Ah, but could you fit into the palm of my hand?

All of you, that is.. *grin*

[TETSUno1]

You were in the Rijks... and saw a Both... and still say Vermeer knew lig... oh, right, they're ITALIAN landscapes. Nevermind.

...and, *blush*

And the answer is... probably not, unless you have freakishly large palms.

[bewarethelizards42]

Ok, basically, if you are larger than a giant grasshopper, probably not.. :D

Yeah. Italian landscapes. Horrid.. ;)

[TETSUno1]

Based on my calculations, you need to grow more hands to accommodate me.. oh well, such is life. It was a  beautiful dream tho *sigh*

btw, I do a mean impression of a lizard, does that help any? I got the scaliness down perfect, and I'm working on not blinking for long times...

[bewarethelizards42]

*grin* Lizard impressions are good.. make a video.. ;)

[TETSUno1]

I might consider it... but the TOS disallows it.

It'd fall under either "shocking or disgusting content" or "nudity"

*shrug*

[gothatfunk]

i would have forgiven you for showing a lot more.

:-)

[bewarethelizards42]

Photos, you mean? ;)

[CousinoMacul]

I would also "lose my memory" if my vacation involved kissing a lizard. ;-)

[bewarethelizards42]

Most people do.. ;)

[gingergreek]

Question:

1. Did you punch the lizard?

2.Did you punch an Italian, If not why?

3. Was there cake?

Welcome back, im not surprised you didnt like Italy the North part sucks South is Friendlier. Either way i Didnt like it either lol

[bewarethelizards42]

1. Nope, lizards are awesome..

2. Sadly not. I wanted to.

3. There was! I should have put some pictures in. Doh!

[DickensianDreams]

I`m jealous of your adventures in Europe. :)

[bewarethelizards42]

It wasnt all awesome. I thought I was going to die getting to an Italian campsite. But I got back safe, and I never have to go there again! :D

[ThoughtfulAtheist]

I didnt find this boring, you pessimist! Loved the dancing penises....the cunt massage...and you playing with all the small animals. But i must say, you have to beware those lizards, though. Very treacherous they are...lovely to see your face again, cant wait for the next vid. :)

[bewarethelizards42]

Yep, pesky lizards. ;) And thank you.. more soon, I promise!

[TheGuardian2100]

WHO are you??

I forgot... you have been away for FAR TOO LONG!!

:-)

[bewarethelizards42]

Who are you?! Your name is all wrong! ;P lol

[TheGuardian2100]

Well from tomorrow Im back as my usual self ;-)

You missed out on my 2 weeks suspension that while I was suspended turned into a perm susopension and then back to a 2 week one that ends tomorrow.

Ah well.. a week on the nets is 1 year.

[CrosshairJack]

I love seeing other peoples holiday pics, they are ideal for an anecdote or alibi.

Great identity fraud too, now all I need from you BTL is your address and mother's maiden name.

Would you oblige, please?

[bewarethelizards42]

Yep, my address is Under a Rock, Somewhere in France and my mothers maiden name is Rex. Fact.. ;)

[ticijev]

And we too are glad you're back and that you had a great time :)

Next time you could travel just a little bit more (Croatia) :P he he

cheers

ivan

[bewarethelizards42]

Croatia.. ok, I'll do my best! :D

[redFISTofEUROPE]

i am actually that you went through switzerland and not austria to get to italy (ok i can understand it because you've got to pay money to use our highways)

if you're thinking of visiting austria one day or if you are in the region you should defenetly check it out. its like germany, just better ^^.

but could you give me a promise?

[bewarethelizards42]

Austria on the list.. I'll get there one day! :D

[redFISTofEUROPE]

but can you give me a promise?

[zombiesmasher]

Ah, mais cest bien que tu puisse parler le français, moi aussi jaime bien la France :)

Sounds like you had quite the amazing trip. But if you do inherit reality-altering powers and Italy gets put on the short list, please spare Florence - maybe relocate it to Canada, we can use a little history. Naples on the other hand, do with it what you must.

Welcome back!

[bewarethelizards42]

*grin* Florence is all yours. I'll relocate it to your neighbourhood ;)

[LordWhorfinX]

Yes! Wipe out Italy!

Out freaking standing!! LOL! :)

[bewarethelizards42]

Hang on.. you want me to destroy Italy?! What about the Pope?!

[ThoughtfulAtheist]

lol awesome

[LordWhorfinX]

hehehee.....I thought he had that invincibility cloak though...

[TheTempusFugitive]

Damn you & your fantastic holidays! Oh well I'll have to make do with Wales. My word what a depressing thought, I must cheer myself up, maybe I'll use my imagination to conjure up a holiday of my own. If only I could remember where I'd left it

-Tempus

[bewarethelizards42]

Wales is beautiful too! And you have.. you know.. rarebit. And lamb. Green things.

Where have you left your poor imagination? Get it out of there forthwith! :P

[Maeldasage88]

Glad to finally have you back :)

[bewarethelizards42]

Thank you :D