She Is WRONG!!!

[raecelestek]

pearly gates hahahhahahaha

[TheDarwinman]

danny colbert!

[TheDarwinman]

you did not transition out of character once...money

[Rockster969]

Almost had me going there!

Nice one mate

[prostock69]

It's really telling that so many people can't tell if this is satire or not! LOL!

[dannypantsgm]

Exactly what I thought.

[prostock69]

LOL! :)

[stimpson65]

Terrific satire video!

You've nailed nearly every stereotype there is for these ignorant theist rants.

Keep posting videos!

You're character portrayal is a perfect demonstration of fundy ignorance.

[Boldhome]

Shit you had me going there! Thankfully, I checked the other posts and your profile.

[dannypantsgm]

Hehehe

[AshCyc]

are religion

[thrashkwan]

Nice hat. I drink that beer, too. I'll convert if they got that in Heaven.

[FangFiftyFive]

Is this satire?

[dannypantsgm]

Yes it is! : )

[Kattarina98]

Lovely!

As for dialects, my own wonderful dialect is proof that there is a god.

[PolisGrisFis]

This is a joke, right?

[dannypantsgm]

Correcto ; )

[Stevequagmire]

Hey it's John Belushi! Seriously, you could play a part in a modern version of the Blue's Brothers! Anyways, great use of Poe's Law, if I didn't read the comments I would have thought this was the real thing! Oh that note, it would have been more realistic if you had said in the end that you would pray for her. Cheers!

[dannypantsgm]

Aw shit!!! I so should have done that!

[quammski]

Excellent job. You have the fundie line down perfect!

[dannypantsgm]

Thank you sir!

[taliajazel]

hahahah if I didn't already know you're an atheist I would have been completely convinced you were a dumbass xD

[dannypantsgm]

Haha! Thanks, I think.

[Pyromediac]

Dude this is Hilarious... I about pissed my pants when you said Ardvark...

[dannypantsgm]

Hahaha! My favorite animal thing.

[CaballeroMIK26]

What did this guy take .?? LSD ? Or some hallucinogene mushrooms ? All dilussional and swollen up face like he is on some medicines ?

Speaking about his kids ? Since when can eunuches get kids ??

And the only one burning here is himself from his genital rash.... ats least whats left of it.

[dannypantsgm]

Hahaha! I don't really have kids. This video was a joke. I am an atheist.

Feel free to subscribe!

If my swollen face and genital rash aren't too disturbing for you. ; )

[dugges]

hahahahah good man Danny

[dannypantsgm]

; )

[0PsycoDad0]

This guy is a comedian, right? I mean this is completly retarded or mentally ill.

[dannypantsgm]

Comedy it is! All atheist here.

Feel free to subscribe! ; )

[papafox]

Jaysus H. this was good! You had me convinced you were legit until I read the comments. LMAO!

"I'm gonna be sittin' up there, at the Pearly Gates with Saint Peter and God, and we're gonna be laughin' at you as you set down there and burn." :-D

[dannypantsgm]

lol! Glad you think so bud! Thanks!

[Ch35h1r3C47]

good times :)

[Widgetas]

Heh - I knew it!

[Potame25]

rofl

stupidity CAN be funny!

[ziggy08xx]

at the beginning i thought that you were just joking but guess you were not...

for that my friend you are a fucking moron.

[dannypantsgm]

Hehe! Nice! I was joking my friend. I am an atheist. Feel free to subscribe! ; )

[ziggy08xx]

@dannypantsgm

You got me dude. Excellent job.

[tamaraj1985]

ROTFL!!!! very funny Dan love it!

[atomicnumber86]

I knew it. Beestings converts you to the true religion of the bible.

[dannypantsgm]

It was the cross burn and the bees in tandem.

[firemanks098]

You're going to sit there in that Corona hat & sleeveless shirt with your red neck accent and poor grammer and laugh at us. I am laughing at you because you are funny!

[dannypantsgm]

Hahaha! Thank you!

[Ansonidak]

The Lord thy God will not be MOCKED!!

[htoontube]

ha ha

[FearsEdge]

I laughed my fucking balls off.

[superextremelaser]

rofl at the redneck accent!

[verodefacto]

LOL * * * * *

[Intiom]

Yew shawur put dem int-eye-lectuals in thur place.

Praise be!

[dannypantsgm]

Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaw!

[djarm67]

Aardvark!! The Atheists Nightmare!!

Do you think an animals name would have TWO A's just by random chance?

lol. Take that!

[dannypantsgm]

They think they're so smart! Lets se em refutate that!

[kirke420]

You dun got that right!

[dannypantsgm]

Hyuk Hyuk!

[gothatfunk]

this was excellent!

[dannypantsgm]

Thank you sir!

[Antichryst666]

I like this parody better then gerrups parody of atheists. lol. Great job Danny. Loved it.

[dannypantsgm]

High praise.

Dannypants - now better than geerup!

[raycomfort777]

I am glad you finally saw the light danny :)

Make sure will sit up there in heaven.

[dannypantsgm]

It was getting burned by that cross the other day that did it.

[aikira21]

Can always tell who these people are. They talk slow, act superior and preach that their God is the only God. So yeah got to love Christians that are as smart as this man.

It just show's that American Southern education has it's limits for free thinking. So glad you love your religion. That and show how much Christianity loves to shove hate in peoples faces.

[dannypantsgm]

Hehehe. Agree on all points. I'm an atheist. You have watched a parody. Feel free to subscribe. ; )

[aikira21]

lol well I will subscribe.

[Gnug215]

Redneck Danny scares me.  :(

[dannypantsgm]

He scares himself.

[SnakeOilSniffer]

I am burning in the end and when I pee :(

Thank God I have free universal healthcare :)

p.s. I'm drunk on Margaritas! Keep on truckin cutie pants.

[dannypantsgm]

Cutie pants?

Walk this chalk line! *draws chalk line to bedroom* ; )

[wonderwhaz797]

(In a shit kicker accent) And ol you gotta do to get into the purly gates is send me a check for fourteen ninety-five to the church of perpetual sorrow. Praise the lord!

[dannypantsgm]

Have you sent away for my personal prayer package yet?

[wonderwhaz797]

Not yet, I'll order it if you can guarantee some sacred G stickers are thrown in with my order.

[dannypantsgm]

Done!

[SnakeOilSniffer]

GOD made Pangolins case closed!!!

[philhellenes]

Jesus saves arseholes, erm, our souls.

:)

[dannypantsgm]

Hahaha! Point taken.

[ot63]

you hit the nail on the head

[dprjones]

OMG! - You are so right.  How could I have not seen it before?

What a fool I've been.

Please pray for my sole! Or is it soul? Oh dear, I have so much to learn!

[dannypantsgm]

*southern voice* Bout time someone knocked you down a peg son!

[PT109Boat]

Where have I heard that before?

Where have I heard that?

[FactVsReligion]

ok your right. I see your point. you convinced me. :)

[dannypantsgm]

Finally! lol

I am so quote mining that. ; )

[gothatfunk]

rotfl

[AncientAtheist]

Preach brother. Me and you - at the Pearly Gates.

[dannypantsgm]

You ain't commin.... you you you... atheist!

[Alterna123]

LOL I had to check another video to make sure your not serious

[dannypantsgm]

Perfect! ; )

[PJsCreed]

People, please disregard this cyborg posing as Dannypants. The real Dannypants was abducted by Cassiusalien and is being held aboard a spaceship along with Coughlan and Ediblenapalm.

[dannypantsgm]

That's a dirty lie!

[Jimb0can]

Amen brother Danny!!! :D

[dannypantsgm]

Indeed.

[terrarising]

And now, we have found the long lost son of JaguarJ0nes!

[dannypantsgm]

Haha!

[riotguards]

it's very nice to see the morals of christains like this guy

and btw atheism is religion? LOL retarded or what

no wonder your religious

[dannypantsgm]

Awesome! I was hoping I came off convincing. It's a parody man, I'm an atheist. Feel free to subscribe. ; ) lol

[riotguards]

i hope so your too convincing lol

[decojuicer]

You should have had a Marlboro hat, but other than that, great video.

[dannypantsgm]

I don't have one. : (

[decojuicer]

That's a shame. I don't think that any self respecting red neck would wear a Corona hat though. They drink AMERICAN beer damnit!! Still very convincing though.

[tattooskin72]

can I get an amen?!?!

[dannypantsgm]

Hallelujah!

[LatumWay]

What I like about this impression is the Danny shining though. This redneck is far more articulate than any real-life fundie.

[dannypantsgm]

Impression?

[mobby32]

kick ass glasses

[dannypantsgm]

Thank you sir. Mostly they were to help me keep a straight face.

[mobby32]

lol

[baudiirocz]

The first video I ever saw from Tooltime9901 was one of him doing a fundie parody. I remember thinking he was such a moron. Then I realized it was satire. DOH!

[baudiirocz]

Great impersonation! I've almost heard this argument word for word from fundies before.

[dannypantsgm]

Thanks : )

Looks like it was convincing enough. Already got one negative comment. lol