Mass Effect 2 PC - Elcor Hamlet Advertisements (All Ads)

[bryguy615]

Is there an Elcor party member? M/E3 should allow you to have a party member from all the major races, Elcor, geth, Racni, Thorian, one of the mole-clan things. etc

[MegaExistentialism]

I was literally on the floor when I found this in the Citadel. This and the game salesman.

[CaelanMT]

It's funny how it's in the future, but still it's only available on video

[zorak950]

I wonder if "unforgettable fourteen hour experience" is supposed to be an endorsement or a warning. >.>

[B0mmster]

Insincere endorsement: I am Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store, on the Citadel.

[TheNihinate]

Youtube commenters are hilarious.

[Apollomasque]

We need an Elcor teammate in ME3.

"Barely contained terror, Shepard, this entire ship is going to explode in less than a minute"

"Anger bordering on rage, we will be danmed if the reapers take our home planet"

[AntiXaldin]

Holy Shit, a female elcor

[tailsdollfan13]

I'd be entertained by watching this XD

[Toddlaf]

insincere endorsement: you have not experienced Commander Shepard punching a Reporter until you have seen him in the eyes of elcor.

[Bloodyidit]

actually,this is less boring then the actual play.

burn.

take that theater buffs.

[BLACKIESBOY]

Why do I get the feeling Shakespeare would have little to comment except: "What the fuck?"

[Oldenheimer1913]

Transcribe Audio is funny. Here's a quote:

"you're being charged with obstructing justice and this is george bush's you really want to see the candidate can win"

o.O

That's the first time it's *almost* transcribed a full sentence.

[anniala]

The transcribe function is *awesome*. :D

Ophelia Elcor: He is dead and gone, lady, he is dead and gone; at his head a grass-green turf, at his heels a stone. Pray you, mark. White his shroud as the mountain snow, larded with sweet flowers which bewept to the grave did go with true-love showers.

Google: if thank you senator dan coats of indiana. this you don't think so. If up and start with donald rumsfeld partisan politics fifteen twenty different thing. this is true in general terms.

[fcukedupguy]

for those complaining of no subtitles, just turn on the transcribed audio in the cc tab

[ElectronicFerret]

Wow, I just now realized one of them was a female elcor.

THE MORE YOU KNOW.

elcororhanarpartymemberME3plz

[Khajmer]

... my brain just exploded from the awesome.

[JDubbs1190]

Elcor FTW!!

[Whoopster]

Thumbs up this comment if you would like a DLC of the entire 14-hour Elcor Hamlet on Bioware's store should it be available.

[lunastar89]

Female elcor at 0:32 !!!

[Andreus]

Moderate amusement: I appreciate the content of this video.

[AtticWarrior1994]

Nice Cerberus camo.

[rushnerd]

also, I never play with subtitles in any game. If you can't understand Elcor, play the series more.

[rushnerd]

My sole reason for playing ME2 was to see this happen.

[charger619c]

With barely contained excitement: I cannot wait for mass effect 3.

[DavidELD]

And I thought I truly experienced Hamlet in the original Klingon verse... Guess I gotta see Elcor Hamlet now.

[DanDood11]

Forteen hour experiance!

[hattrickster33]

lol they sound like a updated version of microsoft sam

[warhammerfanatic76]

14 hours? you gota be fucking shitting me

[FarthingFury]

Opinion: This production would seem to satisfactory for viewing. Consideration: What days would I have 14 hours availible?

[Ming64]

'Morose Rumination' is probably the best thing I've ever heard. I love the Elcor so very much.

[bkittysd]

that was frakking hilarious!!

[zeldafreak71]

"insincere endorsement" ROFL that got to me.

[johohitchhike]

insincere statement....... XD

[supertoastdemon]

Insincere Endorsement: You have ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[HelloThar9]

Female Elcor!

[SimKoning]

It's kinda sad how there are so few females examples of some of the species in the game. I'm to star working on some concept art...

[sharpiemarker91]

LOL!!!! "An unforgettable 14hour experience."

[Drakulas77]

Your Shepard looks like Jeff Goldblum.

[StandardStringReject]

Wait... does he say INsincere endorsement at the end? Lol ya know I've really always wanted to see that play, but if the main actor doesn't even believe in it I may need to go get a refund for those tickets.

[icanhasheadache]

at least he's honest

[Rafahil]

hahahaha

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

Pleased. It is nice to watch this scene

Sad longing. I wish the full play was there.

[Orumon27]

Someday, Bioware must provide a complete version of this... as a bonus for ME3 maybe.

[finkster]

Insincere endorsement: This is my favorite commercial on the Citadel.

[JustinIsHere]

Amused: This video is very funny.

[CapyGuy]

I think I prefer this version: it's a lot easier to understand intent.

[LocksAndChains]

I would so go to see it.

[hotcarl84]

nostaglic melancholy

[Sirthatguy]

Slightly surprised: I had no idea that the elcor video was in youtube.

Sudden happiness: I shall go tell the cast.

[Ariashal]

The Elcor with a high-pitched is a FEMALE.

Seriously.

[vukasinthevule]

like elcor for life make a mass effect mmo where the only playable race is the elcor and ull make milions of dolars

[Madscientist115]

I am Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on Youtube.

[IAmTheClayman]

@ Madscientist115: I'm scared I'm going to get into trouble for doing that. There are like three stores on the Citadel playing that message every time I walk in. Can they ever find out about that and get me in trouble?

[ILOVETODANCELOL]

Nope, you can't get in trouble. Plus, it's hilarious.

[IAmTheClayman]

Now that I dont need to care about it it is!

[hattrickster33]

@Madscientist115 Shepard, this is Saren and I'm going to get you!!!! rofl

[ImperialProductions]

I'd actually pay to see that.

[SuperYogSothoth]

@ImperialProductions

after 7 hours youd regret it :P

[c0nman101]

they should have shakespeare plays with all aliens classes of another race, like macbeth with krogan, or romeo and juliet with asari (that'd be confusing!)

[Sithpenguinlord]

You missed the "Angels and Ministers of grade defend us!"

[Burninator718]

Why did you remove my comment! This is censorship!

[Kraldor]

@Burninator718 Lies...

[ShadowXII]

@Kraldor Angry demand - Why did you remove his comment?

[7677876]

@Burninator718

Censorship is completely legal

[tcktothemaxxx]

HAH! This is THE SHOW of the year for me :D

[Kirzan66]

14 Hours long Live Elcore Hamlet, is the life sentence of a Krogan convict.

[sunderking]

Hysterical amusement: This is the funniest advertisement I have ever seen.

[RikuReplicate]

Sarcastic Remark: I am very interested in seeing this production.

[miketripp9]

When I first heard the ad for Elcor Hamlet, it brought back the hysterical memories when I heard about in ME1. I couldn't stop laughing when I heard the ad. Now I've heard all of them. ME2 kicks ass and thanks for the upload!

[Bioshock13]

A pity subtitles are not turned on.

[Kraldor]

@Bioshock13 subtitles kill the enjoyment of the game. Besides it's easy to understand what they're saying.

[ILOVETODANCELOL]

I'm French so it's kinda hard for me to understand what they are saying. I don't blame you though, I play without subtitles too.

[judgelol]

@Kraldor You know what really kills the enjoyment of a game? Not knowing what people are saying.

[Kraldor]

@judgeloI Do you watch all of your TV and movies with subtitles? Didn't think so.

[MasterToku]

@Kraldor Uh, I do.

[Goatmon]

@Kraldor Yes I do.

What else you got?

[roxahris]

@Kraldor I do. When possible, at least!

[BlazingFire12]

@Kraldor My mom does

[BlazingFire12]

@Kraldor my Mom does

[anniala]

@Kraldor I do! :D Most of the television programs are subtitled here as well as people speak different Chinese dialects. :P

[velmuvelho]

@Kraldor Mind you, not everyone is a native speaker. For example, while I'm pretty decent at speaking english, I do find it easier to concentrate if there are subtitles. From those I can quickly check if I got everything right.

[7677876]

@Kraldor

I used to play with subtitles but then I got tired of watching the bottom 3 inches of the screen

[MacRaeWarrior]

@Kraldor I do, actually.

Hey, you asked.

[MrLaurencetureaud]

@Kraldor GOOD THING MASS EFFECT ISN'T A MOVIE

[Kurotaisa]

@Kraldor

Well I do, is that so bad?

[mewtwo711]

@Kraldor The comment's a year old, but actually... I do.

[deadmanjard9]

@judgelol

You know what really kills the enjoyment of Youtube videos? Pricks like you bitching about shit in the comments. Shut up and play the game with subtitles yourself if it's that goddamn important to you.

[judgelol]

@deadmanjard9 You seem really mad over an innocuous comment. Who is the prick here?

[Verd254]

@Bioshock13

I like me some subtitles too...