The Greatest List Ever

[LanesClassicComedy95]

grab miley cyrus's tit and run away

[GroceryKartRida]

pussy

[RediculasStudios]

You didn't do any of the tasks, so now for a good punishment? I have a great one for you =)

"Get drunk & then go sky diving.  After sky diving (while drunk) run a mile in under 10 minutes and after your done running eat peanut butter"

[enrage07]

fuck that was lame :|

[halloween787]

the consiquence for you is suck a donkeys bonner in mexico on a rainy day while whereing a dress with a monkey hanging from your head at the same time

and get it on film now thats funny shit!!!!!!!!!

[markj88888]

You should erase your channel because you never follow through. You're a loser

[KolYma89]

I got your channel info on digg, and you are just as bad as those other cunts

[mgl559]

dude, you should just stop making videos because you always promise to do these really awesome things and you never do them, and then you get our hopes up for nothing.

[mgl559]

you know, things!

dude, you gave up after like 5 seconds.

LAME!!!

and what happened to the punishments?

[dumitiots]

suk ur moms cok

[markj88888]

So I guess you gave up huh

[1yK3Y4]

"Get kissed by Natalie Portman"

Okay, so about that punishment...

[marianthe06]

oh man i was thinking something along the lines of "get a Mohawk" for the consequences but apparently that's NOTHING compared to the suggestions here!!

so i havent been on youtube in forever but it was nice "catching up" with your videos. keep up the great work, good luck with your list, and keep us posted!!

:]

[cagdog123]

umm tape ur self to a telaphone pull and put ketchup on u and see wat ppl say ive done it!!

[NET1340]

WHEN you fail, you have to put a hot iron on your crotch, then have all of your pubes removed, VIA tweezers, OR have every either hair on your body removed by twizers.

[ChildMonk]

I am with You "sigafoo" :)

[gold04567]

i can do about 5 of those...but the rest are just impossible for me, lol

[antoniosjourney]

Awesome dude!!! However...I'd drop the whole user generated challenges thing. You really need to focus, along with your normal life, on trying to achieve those 20 goals...and they are MAJOR! I would never have the balls to come up with some of those. GOOD LUCK! Instead of asking for user generated challenges, ask for user generated HELP! Maybe someone is the second cousin to the agent of Miley Cyrus or something like that. And try to get the attention of the national media. That will also help.

[PrincesitaBunny88]

you are fucking NUTS dude

[306filmerr]

im still trying to figure out if this is supposed to be funny or not

[J4ck0fSp4d3s]

Lol. WOW id like to see this get done. good luck. you got anything completeted yet?

[bswh]

the vid with other ppl u should do with nigahiga hes in a movie

[bswh]

y whould u whont to date miley ?? any way u should hook a rope to a truck and ur nut/underwear and get pulled up a tree

[bellbroke]

if he actually completes the list I'll do what everyone says!!

[tinaaa07]

i think you want to tortured by strangers. that list is impossible.

[Eagles895]

dunk your hands in a bucket of pee,dog poop, throw up, spit, boogers, expired milk, and toilet water

[rockoutnoel777]

hahahaha good luck with all thatttt! hard shit right there... ill be watchin tho :]

[RachelSmiles33]

um. i think you may have set a few goals that are realistically unreachable.

[AlecTheSIABGTEL]

Date Miley Cirus? No way, man.

[keyousei]

You must like being punished with a list like that ;)

[assssssssssssssssss3]

if u fail  u should cut of your nuts that would be a good one lol

[rodband13]

ur screwed ma dude...

[Ratchet129]

if u dont do it get naked and get shot with paitballs jk haha just playin keep makin nice vids

[verklin]

this video is epic

sigafoo is da man

[soinsanelyashley19]

hmmm... i love sigafoo to death.

[loveblueroses]

"'cause my shit sucks..."

hiiilarious.

[xdjamila]

okey, i dont think you're gunna reach those goals, haha

date miley cyrus, yeah ... :P

[AoCranger]

Sigafoo, you lost too many fans when you quit making videos.

[jldestruction]

There is no way, no offense. Your shooting way to far with the celebs.

[gsickhomes]

f...a...g... no chance... if u were fred, sxephil, buckley, or even shey carl you would have a chance cause people know who they are.

[DieZie]

i laugh my ass off every time i watch the get tasered

[koolbeans2008eatit]

2000TH VIEW

[pencilgoboom]

I actullay have a good idea for a punishment, for each uncompleted goal you have to add them up and add three say you didnt complete 1 you drop four foot no big deal right but but lets say you miss 17 of them this time you have to drop a full 20 feet

Maybe this would presaude you to not miss most of them. :)

[itachi456789]

Wow, people really hate sigafoo

[jenniferpeep]

if it was a horde account i just cant feel for you

[nastyrats]

wow tons of goals.. maybe more than you can swallow?

[TooRaccoon]

If you fail, you should commit seppuku! Hahaha, just kidding! You're cool, Sigafoo, you can do it!

[dalton21jack]

you already lost, not one video since this has been out (1 week)

[sigafoo]

minus the fact that the day isn't over.

[FryLawk]

You're nuuuuuts.

[LiveOffMusic08]

this should be exciting.

[proconcert]

Great to see you back. This is going to be great.

[miasma69]

well one thing, miley cyrus is 15 and your like 18-19 ?

so thad be illegal + youd make the paper 2 goals in 1 ahah, but i doubt you'll be able to do that one..

[StruckJam]

He didn't say he's gonna have sex with her.

[pencilgoboom]

Well he could leaglly marry her with her parents recommendation, so I would say that counts

[PamalaW]

I think one other good goal for you would be to finish prior obligations... ie: I'm the one that made the picture that is above the description box... but did I ever hear another word about who actually won the epic contest or get my prize? no.... very disappointed by that one thanks

[PhrostCope]

Suck one, fatty.

[PamalaW]

Wow, that's just the most mature response to anything I've ever gotten! What do you do, sit around for hours thinking of such clever retorts!? omg! like wow! That's just amazing! I'm so glad there are people like you who have nothing better to do with your time than to lurk around on youtube posting such beautiful responses to people..

[PhrostCope]

Glad to see I can get that far into your skull with one comment.

I win.

[PamalaW]

*rolls eyes*

[ZePhYrWaKeR]

This is going to be the best - looking forward to seeing this =].

[kevithsilent]

awesome.

[DeAtHZeRg]

Oh dear he is back!

[DuckBrain]

It is SO good to see you back.

[vrambo]

hell yes

[BenTile]

HMMM }:) i think he should have to buy a kite and jump off a bridge attempting to fl XD

P.S. SIGAFOO ROCKS

[breakdance74]

punishment should be go skydiving and get it filmed

by the way u will NEVER succeed in most of those goals. :P

[1insertbandnamehere1]

Sigafoo! your back!!!!

[skykeper]

this is the best idea this should be on national tv or a great movie.

[Bamafan596]

if u lose u should have to take a bath in peanut butter

[OriginalityEatsYou]

This video should seriously be featured. I encourage everybody who watches it to send a request to YouTube.

Good luck man. I understand how you could have a lack of motivation to make videos but this is going to be epic!

[DorianGreenroom]

This man cracks me up. The punishment could be bad, that is a HUGE list! I have a very special place in my heart for this guy. He has entertained me personally and we have had some great talks. punishments + me = dirty dirty thoughts then the other part of me wants him to succeed because he is the one person other than myself that I know could be famous. Much love to my Sgfoo....miss u much mista pimpsta!!

[KellytheRebel]

This might be doable if it wasn't for the miley thing, but way to dream big!

[KoenVanBeeck]

Punishment: Shave your head.

[miasma69]

i dont know what number 1 is, i dont believe you can just date "miley"(hannah montana)...but yea.. lol good luck :P

[Gidthekid803]

NO chance you will date Miley Cyrus

[sigafoo]

just you wait :-p

[Gidthekid803]

Oh im waiting

i am waiiiting

[7hawkeye7]

Well....Good Luck!

[sigafoo]

thanks :D

[moldywart1]

97% you will fail

[sigafoo]

3% epic

10% sigafoo

ergo, sigafoo is greater than 100%,

ergo i will complete these task :]

[arsemonkey7]

whoaaa, you're gonna lose it! :)))

i can tell it by number 2 and/or 3 lol :))))

[koolbeans2008eatit]

he wont do it

[epmonk]

your scrued

[Cmaemcmillen]

YOU CAN BE IN MY MOVIE!!!!

and no...it's not THAT kind of movie. haha

[sigafoo]

now /that/ sounds dirty...

[crazierthanyou]

If you run the drunk 10 minute mile while the cops chase you then you might get tazed. Kill two birds with one stone! :D

[sigafoo]

lol, i just might have to do that :p

[weeliljimmy]

I was wondering just yesterday, "Man, when is Sigafoo gonna release a new video?"

[sigafoo]

It's like we're on the same wave length :]

[thelifeofibr]

SIGAFOO = best youtuber ever

[sigafoo]

If i agree, does that make me vein?

[thelifeofibr]

no, because its true. I've never had a youtuber with over 2000 subscribers personally reply to one of my comments. :)

[3873236]

Why punishment ?

[sigafoo]

because it sounds dirty?

[krimarsca1490]

sigafoo= amazing.

sigafoo you are awesome. will you marry me?

[katalystkombucha]

yea, go shag an ass

(as in donkey)

[CrayolaaWonderr]

yay punishments!

[sigafoo]

that just sounds dirty

[CrayolaaWonderr]

ohgosh. it does.

only you would point that out.

[redwardj]

You should have typed that list out in the description section too. But that list is damn near impossible to create but its smart because you'll reach a new audience with it. I'm going to be watching this to see how it goes. You have the taser thing down, once you try to get close to miley cirus i'm sure her body guards will taser you to poo.

[sigafoo]

lol, well that is a good point. Also i plan on putting all 20 into the info. I was just too tired by the time i uploaded it.

[xXxloulaxXx]

Wow that is a very cool idea

good luck with it

=)

[sigafoo]

thank you very much :]

[dalton21jack]

taze-ing probably kills, godspeed

[sigafoo]

lol, well at least if i die, i wouldn't have to worry about the type of punishment you'd put on me :p

[noterstera]

GOOD LUCK

[Tom24UK]

Your crazy but good luck you'll need it

[nickisquiteawesome]

ahaa this is awesome ^^

[verklin]

this is going to be real good for the next year

[TheKidsUpstairs]

Good luck with those goals LMFAO

[shaggyusm26]

Cool...are you a partner now??? Got a banner and everything...but no ad pop-up thingy at the bottom of the video though. Hmmmmmm

[sigafoo]

I am a partner :]

[jameel88]

this is bullshit

[PrettyHarold]

Aww, COME ON!!

I was just about to go for the donkey bit.

[sigafoo]

lol, sorry that he and/or me beat you to it :p

[PrettyHarold]

Ahh, it's okay. Life goes on.

Great to see you back man!

[Bob02895]

You may just have a good chance to go out with Miley. Just think of the publicity she would receive by going out with you and having it filmed for Youtube.

[PhrostCope]

The last thing she needs is more publicity.

[sigafoo]

It'll be toss up, if i can play that angle :p. we'll see, we'll see.

[Andrewticus04]

My god, I hope you actually fulfill all your goals. I am also happy to see that you'll be updating more frequently.

[sigafoo]

Me too, me too :]

[MortiereProductions]

Well you're never gonna reach all those goals with a voice like that.

[pinksealight]

ISNT IT ILLIGAL TO DATE A 15 Y OLD MILY?

[docelephant]

We gotta get the Vegas bookies in on this.  I want odds drawn up so I can put $100 on Sigafoo. This list seems impossible, but this kid's got moxie.

[PhrostCope]

I've never seen a comment explain Sigafoo's entire existence better than this.

[sigafoo]

:D i love that word... moxie!! Well you're betting on the right donkey ;)

[NeCiFiX]

LOL Miley Cyrus. Good luck with that one.

I say someone films people throwing 20 flaming darts at him.

[sigafoo]

Please no darts :p

[NeCiFiX]

Darts are fun.

Who else votes darts?

Or swords.

Am I a sadist?

[coolbean22]

You should getbonus points if you can get a date with Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus...AT THE SAME TIME!!!

[sigafoo]

that would be so epic! I'll have to work on that :]

[crammage]

ya know THings

ololol

[crammage]

good luck with hanna ma'cyrus

lLOOLOLOLOLOLololol

[HisManifest]

Welcome back, we've missed you!

[sigafoo]

i've missed you guys too :]

[choro1981]

I wish you all the luck in the world. Hmmm a donkey huh,lol. Peace

[sigafoo]

thanks for the wishes :D

[anmoose]

LMFAO!!!!! I think you're in deep caca, Sig. I'm doing a search on eBay for donkeys, as I type...

Moosie

[sigafoo]

oh god... why did i suggest that?! :p

[kingofpassaic]

dude its not gonna happen....lol theres no way i hope u do tho

[HungryJess]

good luck!

[sigafoo]

I'll need it.

[quacker7760]

I love trial and punishment...hehe

[sigafoo]

lol, not sure if i should be scared or not by that comment :p

[mildew93]

this should be featured and fulfill one of the requirements.

[Mazer14]

How about, keep a KDR over 1 on ESF's pub ^^

[sigafoo]

lol, hey okay... i'm trying to keep this list with in the realm of being able to do it... gosh man. always picking on me.

[barrettsalive]

grow out ur hair!

[honeybucket93]

how old is sigafoo?

[PhrostCope]

14.

[sigafoo]

21 .

[honeybucket93]

i think miley cyrus is 16... so yeah, i don't think you can date her legally, because that would technically make you a pedophile.

[vVRussianVv]

how the fuck are you ever gonna complete this? haha

i guess its possible :]

-masha-

[sigafoo]

...ummm .... no clue :]. any ideas?

[PhrostCope]

Sigafoo, if you fail to complete the list. All of your subscribers will unsubscribe!

[sigafoo]

lol, well i haven't been the best youtuber. What better way to make it up to all my of awesome subscribers then to do something completely crazy and possibly awesome :].

[candyisyum3]

Wow...lolz GOOD LUCK :]

[philzass]

yes Finally i missed you so much, and if you fail to complete you list you have to get sigafisted by all your subscribers

[sigafoo]

lol, "that just sounds painful"

[philzass]

it does its just a way for you to try harder, and r u gonna record everythin like the date and eating 1000 calories and stuff like that

[sigafoo]

yep. Something i forgot stipulate, is that all of these goals must be recorded, but I'll go more into that next video :]

[CountChupulla]

at first i thought, "why wait a year to do something we wanna see?", then as the list went on, i could see this possibly happening. working with the smaller stuff first, then i could actualy see this on news and shit. hey, numa numa went big, and, that wasnt even planned. "leave britney alone" also went big for not much reason. i could see you as the next big internet sensation, maybe. would be better to document this as a movie, and sell it. seriously would make lots. oh well, this more fun

[PhrostCope]

Tell your friends when shit gets tight. (time starts ticking).

Lets make Sigafoo famous!

[verklin]

sigafoo is the ma

[PhrostCope]

He IS feminine.

[lindeeezy]

SIGAFOO! YOU'RE BACK!

I haven't even watched the video yet. You look good!

You hair looks nice and I like that color. I think it's your season.

Anywaiz, can't wait for the new videos.

[sigafoo]

lol, well this hair has been bugging me :p. Might just get it cut, you like the color of my hair? I haven't died it in years :p. So it must be the lightning :p

[lindeeezy]

Oh, I meant the color of your shirt.

I think I got distracted while watching the video. Anywaiz, I guess the color is nice though. c:

[PhrostCope]

Dedicated fanbase siga?

Jeez, huge (and fast) influx of comments.

[amylove1975]

You're setting yourself up to fail, aren't ya?

[meghan20089]

How do you plan on doing some of this? Such as Kissing Natalie Portman or dating Miley Cyrus?

[sigafoo]

I have no clue... but I have a year to figure it out :-P.

[meghan20089]

Well, "good luck" is all I can say!

[thatotherguy2751]

This will be...

THE YEAR OF SIGAFOO!

thought i doubt you can do some of that stuff