A combination of bad writing and bad acting turns into.... ear rape.
I want to believe that this game was rushed and both the voice acting and the script were in rough drafts when they suddenly published the game. That's what happened, right?
little did our hero's know. there are 20 keys, three were given to the elves, most wisest, fairest of all. 7 to the dwarves, great miners and crafts men. and 9 to the humans who wont power. but with all of these keys, there was one to rule them all and that one was given to the dark lord of the world. that or they missed tea time
I know Hyoma's voice acting here is TERRIBLE but for some reason he's growing on me. XD The voice itself is kinda cute, it's just the emoting that is so, so, so bad...
*eyes closed* No no, wait, I have this! That first noise is a guy with severe throat cancer being stabbed to death in a dank alley! *opens my eyes* ...no, from the picture and text, it's evidently some sort of laughing Korean dinosaur fish.
You... you can turn the voices off in this game, right? Please tell me you can. I can't believe that sunovabitch manager allowed his kids to do this. It just shows how little game companies respect gamers sometimes.
Hiro & Rin are the only ones I can listen to and appreciate. The rest are like the chick bug and have me laughing. The general shown in the other clips is the worst.
This makes me appreciate GENUINE bad anime voice acting. At least those guys are professionally bad... these kids sound like they were pulled off the street and paid five bucks to star in a video game. XD
Nope. This was one of those ill-advised "massive multifranchise mashup" ideas Japan does when it can't think of anything else, that requires 90 hours of poorly-written exposition fanfiction to make sense out of.
ALL ACTORS EXCEPT URU: Can we go to bed now? We havent slept for ages!
URU: Lol im so fab, I never thought of voicing some really hot game dude`s voice before he has a hot ass!, Oh staff member numbar 1, I love your hair, your girlfriend must be ALL over you ;)
Staff member numbar 1: NO SLEEP UNTIL YOU ARE FINISHED!
Staff duude level 2: Yo man, that guy voicing Uru may not be the apro...
STAFF NUMERO UNO: SILENCE! HE is perfect! He sounds extremely manly!
The monster and Yoichi are both terrible! Most of the voice actors in this particular scene are okay, but the rest of the actors in the game are very amateur sounding. I also hate how the music level gets adjusted every time someone starts talking.
lmao Yoichi. Hyuk hyuk we sure fooled them baws.
Flowen 2 months ago
Random Guy : Enough already !
Me : I agree. *closes tab*
Nagalfar4 2 months ago
Rin is the least bad.
MOTHERofSEPHY 3 months ago
AUGHH AGUGHH, AUGHH AUGH AUUUUGH
-Monster
Zdudeisme 3 months ago
That monster in the beginning of the video sounds like it's dying.
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Hiro: Are we done?
Me: Thats what she said.
Hyoma: I feel dizzy...
Me:Thats what your mother said!
Rin: Oh good grief! We made it.
Me:Thats what...She said...?
MarsWolves 3 months ago
Hiro: Are we done?
Me: Thats what she said.
Hyoma: I feel dizzy...
Me:Thats what your mother said!
Rin: Oh good grief! We made it.
Me:Thats what...She said...?
MarsWolves 3 months ago
Kee x3 = AHHHH x6 ???? O_o
ChocKsic 4 months ago
AUUGH AAUGH AAAAUGH AAAUUGH!
inferno232 4 months ago
As bad as the acting is in this game, the first ten seconds just made me laugh so hard.... xD
TsubasaKoi884 5 months ago
0:01 the monster sounds like he got raped
hovsep56 5 months ago
A combination of bad writing and bad acting turns into.... ear rape.
I want to believe that this game was rushed and both the voice acting and the script were in rough drafts when they suddenly published the game. That's what happened, right?
DoctorChuck 5 months ago
The beginning of the video is a perfect example of why script writers and VAs should always work together.
Theespada13 5 months ago
00:02 to 00:08 Such a beautiful noise!
tintor2 5 months ago
question, all the dialogue in this game is expressed through text, why did they feel the need to put in voices?
sunset261 5 months ago
Yoichi: Froggy? FROGGY?!
CopyNinjalv3 5 months ago
WTF is Hiro a boy or a girl??? Cuz his/her voice sounds like a girl
tapion567 5 months ago
I'd rather watch English Dub Hentai. Wait...nevermind....
CrimsonVermillioneye 5 months ago
seriously at 1:07 I wasn't looking at the video and I thought the ??? guy said "Young gay master"
pondypoo 6 months ago
6:32-6:59
best part
no voices :D
lol XD
supernaruto12 6 months ago
more like GEY masters
jonmata06 7 months ago
So apparently, in this world, 6 "AHHHHHHH"s equals 3 "Keeee"s when written out.
Of course. It all makes sense now. I feel like such a FOOL!!
narutogurl2 7 months ago 5
Lygen: FOOLS!!!!
Rin: What?
Lygen: *quieter than before* I said fools.
That's rather gentlemanly of you, villain.
CNRhKXtreme 7 months ago 6
yoichi looks like kiba from naruto
Nanda1777 9 months ago
little did our hero's know. there are 20 keys, three were given to the elves, most wisest, fairest of all. 7 to the dwarves, great miners and crafts men. and 9 to the humans who wont power. but with all of these keys, there was one to rule them all and that one was given to the dark lord of the world. that or they missed tea time
zombies20 9 months ago
Its not "key" you noob, its "UUHAAAA UUUHHAAAAA!"
ZechsMerquise73 9 months ago
yoichi sounds like a rapist
tapion567 10 months ago
that monster has the best voice acting ever.
alakingjoe 10 months ago 7
Crap, the voice acting is growing on me.
OtakuEmma 10 months ago 4
Ahhh-aaaaahhrgh-aaaaaaah. LOL
1986wumpscut 10 months ago
IT BEDER WERK
matman125 10 months ago
i just watched Flowers for Algernon.... the minute Yoichi spoke i was like "HOLY SHIT IT'S CHARLIE GORDON!"
musical1harmony 10 months ago 3
IT'S KEEE! NOT AHHH! KEEEE! LEARN TO READ!
jettythesunfish 11 months ago
THEY HANLEDED IT WELL
Nightsparrow626 11 months ago
I laughed so hard at this I threw up in my mouth a little. I didn't even know that was possible.
Longknife 11 months ago
THIS SHOULD BE A T.V. SHOW!!!!
...I can SMELL the Annie's already...
SpoonsAtMidnight 1 year ago
Didn't one of the english translator's family do the entire VA cast for this? That's a rumor i keep hearing.
If its true, it explains a lot XD
sapnyosentry 1 year ago
lol what is wrong with yoichi's voice?
zeropeanut 1 year ago
Hiro, Hyoma don't move!I think we can transport witouth a gate if we just...go to a random destination?
That was so fuckin hilarious!
UsernameUnnavaible 1 year ago 3
SALMON GATE!!!! XD
Gaian0000 1 year ago
AGHHH AGHHH AGHHHH AGHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHH
yuumeko 1 year ago
lol at 3:38
Tobix1234444 1 year ago
when they say endia, i keep mistaken for them to say india
Sulfur81 1 year ago
That monster... It's saying "Keee", yet the person is yelling, "aaah"... Really?!
Yoichi... no comment needed >_>
After they teleported or w/e, their conservation was annoying and pretty pointless.
6:35 - 6:59 best part of the video.
I want to hear the japanese version to hopefully hear it better.
AngelicxRose 1 year ago
the monster noises sound like someone getting raped O_O
kylezaking 1 year ago
Yoichi: Hey Ly-ly, let's go the park and grab some pic-a-nic baskets!
BatDanNight 1 year ago 4
@BatDanNight hey danny, did you bring the PBJ sandwiches? oh wait, you can't make a PBJ sandwich properly without ruining it! you irate gamer hater!
2600theeatari 1 year ago
the entire time that yoichi was talking i kept hearing in my head "I BEAT ALGERNON!! " from the movie Flowers for Algernon (for my english class)
musical1harmony 1 year ago
Best monster scream ever!
Lordphantomhive5 1 year ago 14
FOOLS!!!
What?!
I said fools.
xionblades 1 year ago 12
@xionblades
Technical difficulties XD
sapnyosentry 1 year ago
LYGEN : GOOD
YOICHI: OLD
CHICK BUG: FUNNY
boomcloudboom 1 year ago
could someone shut yoichi up pleeeease!!
satsugekibukouken 1 year ago
The guy voice acting Yoichi did a damn good job sounding like a retarded dog.
Metoknow 1 year ago 5
why is the monster having an orgasm lmfao
oreowizard1 1 year ago 4
I know Hyoma's voice acting here is TERRIBLE but for some reason he's growing on me. XD The voice itself is kinda cute, it's just the emoting that is so, so, so bad...
Illogicality 1 year ago
Best ringtone ever.
johnrskie 1 year ago 5
3:33 the actress sounds like who wrote this line. That was just awful but of course this video is funny.
WhiteGirlsAsianPLZ 1 year ago
salmon gate!!! XDDD. awesome!
jezdamayel 1 year ago
The monster utters double the screams that are in the script, the wanker thought he'd get double the salary.
schtolteheim 1 year ago
Oh my sweet Jesus...I got a good 2-4 minutes of laughter from that chickbug thing...best voice acting ever.
cooil4 1 year ago
Worst dub ever... subs ftw!!!
jluisao2 1 year ago
FOOLS!!
DZLEsmash 1 year ago
Yoichi - "HURRR DURRR"
katamari84 1 year ago 6
AAAUUGGH AAAAAAHH
AAAAAUUUGH AAHH AHHHHH
waaltz 1 year ago 3
AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHGHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH
The poor thing in the beginning sounds like it's in serious pain
TrenzorZ 1 year ago 4
@TrenzorZ You would be too if you were forced to perform alongside such awful voice actors! LOL
MsFrazzledFro 1 year ago
*eyes closed* No no, wait, I have this! That first noise is a guy with severe throat cancer being stabbed to death in a dank alley! *opens my eyes* ...no, from the picture and text, it's evidently some sort of laughing Korean dinosaur fish.
YukaTakeuchiFan 1 year ago
You... you can turn the voices off in this game, right? Please tell me you can. I can't believe that sunovabitch manager allowed his kids to do this. It just shows how little game companies respect gamers sometimes.
f3ailure 1 year ago
This makes 4kids look like the FLCL dub.
Billymays21 1 year ago 4
I like how AHHHHH!!! >8O equals a soft, exasperated sigh in the voice actress' mind.
EarwigQueen 1 year ago 6
Hiro & Rin are the only ones I can listen to and appreciate. The rest are like the chick bug and have me laughing. The general shown in the other clips is the worst.
WhiteGirlsAsianPLZ 1 year ago
First 9 seconds and I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe. That's the most retarded noise I've ever heard from anything.
xNightstars 1 year ago
Yoichi reminds me of Pegasus from Yu-gi-oh.
Ilovemariofan 1 year ago
First 6 seconds and im already laughing... Fail Monster is great.
nenehoo2050 1 year ago
The Ahhh ahhh ahh ahhh AHHH almost killed me...
Damn the voice actors suck and can't read.
Yoichi's voice is just Generic as hell...
BonkuriTokio112 1 year ago
AAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAH
DavetzWin 1 year ago
I thought the monster was getting raped at the start.
DeadEndScreamer 1 year ago 6
Lygen`s voice actually isn`t THAT bad.
keybladeblastcalibur 1 year ago
I keep expecting Yoichi to say "Dur hur hur."
Rin looks like a Vocaloid.
LikaLaruku 1 year ago 10
Why does a... "Chick Bug"...Sound like a crow?
ultimaten0ob 1 year ago
This makes me appreciate GENUINE bad anime voice acting. At least those guys are professionally bad... these kids sound like they were pulled off the street and paid five bucks to star in a video game. XD
GeoVII 1 year ago 3
Why do I feel like Yoichi is raping me with his voice
Chisai73 1 year ago
First 10 seconds is great!
AAAHHHH AHHHH
zomnomnom 1 year ago
DAT SOUDNS LIEK US. DUR HUR HUR
thapoint09 1 year ago 4
HAHAHAHAHAHA THE MONSTER
DavetzWin 1 year ago
Apparently "Aaaah" is the new way to say "Keee". This is news to me...
Hirosashii 1 year ago 7
What Hiro is saying at 2:22 is pretty ironic:
Why do you act so tough ? .... Acting like a bad guy is
something a kid would do.
-Wait a minute, is this a reference to the ba voice acting ??? :D
Zappacho 1 year ago 8
@Zappacho:
What's even more ironic is that Hiro probably has the best voice acting in the game......
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Monster: AHHH AHH AHHH AHHH
Me: O.o ... What The Fu- *Booooooooooooom*
Monster: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GreenBlossom45 1 year ago
AHHH AHH AHHH AHHH
NickyNick227 1 year ago 4
I mean, fools...
HirokiNotTakuya 1 year ago
FOOLS!
NyaMewCinnamon 1 year ago 17
@NyaMewCinnamon
What?!
Metroid4ever 3 months ago
Yoichi is as frightening as Barney the dinosaur.
UsaUsachanxX 1 year ago 43
@UsaUsachanxX he even sounds like barney... XD
SilvrRazorFeather 1 year ago
The first 8 or so seconds I laughed till I cried.
sophiemichele 1 year ago 4
The first seven seconds were the best of my life.
BerserkerSwordsman 1 year ago 13
That monster is giving me nightmares. :D
garymaster42 1 year ago
I'm a villain, but allow me to kindly present convenient exposition which clears up this mat- FOOLS!!! -sorry I have terrets syndrome.
Hero: who the hell is this other guy?
Oh him? He's my retarded cousin, I can't leave him at home or he chews the furniture... FOOLS!!!!
The is...this is the worst voice acting I've ever heard... ev- FOOOLS!!!
Theearl444 2 years ago 9
w00t@caw-ing bugs.
rubino83 2 years ago
Yoichi: "HERP DERP."
xD
Plood 2 years ago 2
"Ahhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
WTF, that does not sound like "kee." The script writers and the VAs fail. xD
Yoichi is a creeper!!!
Plood 2 years ago 54
@Plood IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE GETTING RAPED !! OMG
flamerx8 6 months ago
@GamererYT
more like
Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
shadowmaksim 2 years ago
0:00-0:08
I fell out my seat laughing.
Birnax 2 years ago
Wow this stuff sounds like a fandub more than a professional one.
LeonLeMelancholic 2 years ago 3
@LeonLeMelancholic I honestly think that a fandub would've turned out better. At least it would've had emotion from more than 1-2 of them......
cryoblade117 2 years ago
Not that its a bad thing. I meant to say a bad fandub. There are good fandubs of this stuff out there. I guess I was not clear enough.
LeonLeMelancholic 2 years ago
HOLY CRAP DO THEY EVER STOP TALKING
TasamiOkami 2 years ago 3
Nope. This was one of those ill-advised "massive multifranchise mashup" ideas Japan does when it can't think of anything else, that requires 90 hours of poorly-written exposition fanfiction to make sense out of.
rubino83 2 years ago
is that monster in pain? lmao
DATDUDE1979 2 years ago 5
The beginning is the best part.
kalaslsl 2 years ago 4
That's the scariest monster I've ever seen in my whole fucking life.
I wet myself.
wooterz 2 years ago 4
Omfg that monster was so scary!
wizewizard2000 2 years ago 7
"AH AHH, AHH AHH AHHH AHH!"
Crimmyblues 2 years ago 7
HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING SCARY MONSTER
heartlessmushroom 2 years ago 9
I nearly died for laughing so hard... at the first 8 seconds ! In all my years playing video games, I have never seen worse vocie acting than this!
Mortskcab 2 years ago 10
The Monster's voice actor deserves the Golden Trophy of WINNER!(The trophy in Big Rigs)
Trazen4 2 years ago 10
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Mortskcab 2 years ago
The best part of all this is how Rin always has an "OH SHIT" look on her face, but sounds like she's on Vicodin.
McFisticuffs 2 years ago 9
It's so bad its good. I can listen to that monster forever.
sensoriko 2 years ago 6
At the beginning I paused and laughed for 5 minutes.
Nastuf 2 years ago 5
Hyoma and Rin's voice acting isn't actually that bad.
UsagiWolf 2 years ago 2
The so-called monster roar just makes lmao XD. It's so bad omg rofl X,D
GmodCaboose56 2 years ago 2
Hyoma: "She sure is passionate."
*cough*
Loginer 2 years ago
Rin: Sounds never angry even when she looks pissed
Hyoama: Seems like they took a random guy and let him do voice acting
Hiro: has somewhat good voice acting.
Yoichi:DUHHHHHHHHHH
Lygen: He is trying to sound cool.....but fails!
Monster: AWSOME!1!!!!!1!111LOLOOOLOL :P
RealXgor 2 years ago 9
ALL ACTORS EXCEPT URU: Can we go to bed now? We havent slept for ages!
URU: Lol im so fab, I never thought of voicing some really hot game dude`s voice before he has a hot ass!, Oh staff member numbar 1, I love your hair, your girlfriend must be ALL over you ;)
Staff member numbar 1: NO SLEEP UNTIL YOU ARE FINISHED!
Staff duude level 2: Yo man, that guy voicing Uru may not be the apro...
STAFF NUMERO UNO: SILENCE! HE is perfect! He sounds extremely manly!
Uru: Oh thank you charm...
Gamelvl84 2 years ago 14
DUB STAFF MASTER:I want a voice actor that can say KEEE! KEE! And I wont settle for anything less! >:(
Voice actor: AGHH AAAGH AGH AAAGH AAAGH AAAAGH
STAFF MASTER DUDE: EXCELLENT! ¨*pepsodent smile* AKA M.Bison smile.
Gamelvl84 2 years ago 21
I want to Salmon a monster like that!
Gackra 2 years ago
I prefer to "Salmon" some of those girls, but your way is okay too.
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
Lmao!
Gackra 2 years ago
The monster and Yoichi are both terrible! Most of the voice actors in this particular scene are okay, but the rest of the actors in the game are very amateur sounding. I also hate how the music level gets adjusted every time someone starts talking.
weltall1028 2 years ago
0:00 - 0:08 = EPIC FAIL
TriforceSlash 2 years ago 6
"Hi, I'm Lygen. I'll tell you about the keys and call yall fools, is that okay with everyone?"
ArsArma 2 years ago
Rin,Hero and Hyoma have the only decent voices in the game
Haseo55 2 years ago
I dunno about Hyoma, but the other two are OKAY. The VA for Rin though doesn't talk the way her face shows sometimes though.
pluubooruu 2 years ago
Watching the first 9 seconds of this video has caused something inside of me that's vital to rupture from excessive laughing.
HitParade 2 years ago 85
@HitParade I cried within 4 seconds from laughing at that.
Garbanian 1 year ago
At the beginning, the monster says more than it's supposed to. O___O It must love to talk.
Tiaramaki 2 years ago 5
wow epic fail on the monster
sd28821 2 years ago 50
awsome
jordiknub1 2 years ago