Sesame Street Drug Bust !!! ( NOT FOR CHILDREN )

[wazup431]

daaaaa...phuuuuuuuq

[justshutup1011]

i speak german and this is fucked up beyond all recognition

[JosephRW85]

What just happened.....

[bambamw17]

0.o

[ummagumma00]

I've traveled far to reach the outskirts of YouTube....and this is what I get? Goddamn germans!

[finishim4me]

@ummagumma00 every video I click from this point on will only disorient me more..... one can only wonder!

[Dericenignog11]

Wow the weird parts of youtube

[1997Roscoe]

Looks like I'm on the weird side of youtube again....

[ablaackgirlMUSIC]

@1997Roscoe hahahahahahaha!

[97Lordflash]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[tiggersbaby001]

@97Lordflash lmfao! I’m wondering the same thing!

[xStalkingGnome]

are they having sex in the backround picture

[HsushiKing]

Hahha, This is my parody. Its called Sesame Chicken Street! Its so stupid! watch?v=U724_Wnxxio Please like/ comment so my Mom will think I'm cool. You don't have to though.

[WowzaBoyz]

that nigga stabbed him in the head with a heroin needle lolol

[Mr88high]

drugs turn u into a cyclops!!!!!

[laredonina]

im 9 

[mainmedic]

Why do I feel like this is Illuminati predictive programing

[hussgert2]

nicht lustig...

[pinkiepie9000]

i'm 11.

[kirbsnz]

german attempt at humour, well they try.

[14loading]

what did they call me



[RomaDonati]

Is it bad that the only thing that bugged me about this was that Bert had a monobrow?

[glitteraddict44]

LOL ich liebe dis video

[asukafan133]

WHAT....THE...FUCK

[77magenta]

fucking krouts.

[0lyella]

dont look at the picture of ernie fucking bert on the wall....

[masterofall66]

@0lyella I can never unsee it.

[BAYAREA4150]

heroh-een ,lsdeeh, coca-een

[WorserThanYouX]

i wish i spoke german lol

[Triundi]

The joke is the cops just wanted them to turn the volume of the music down.

[MsCartman12]

that woz funny

[WowzaBoyz]

I'm so stoned I didn't notice their names were Bernie and Ert. Fucking Ert? Hahaha

[TheGreg131313]

I guess copy rights or something. If they had two eyes they would look to much lke the real Sesame puppets and get sued big time!

[insaneinthesfv]

The one eyed Ernie & Bert make me glad I'm not on drugs right now.

[nelzxws]

WTF

[skatebaker32]

wytf why do they hav 1 eye

[xDasMottex]

its from the german show "Freitag Nachtnews" a parody of the Sesam street Ernie and bert . The Guys ar Bernie and Ert and they are not friendly guys because they are bad. it gives a second version it calls "popoclub" in this version the are masked in a dark room ;)

[orton1996]

Am I The Only One That Relises that They Have Only One Eye. o.O wtf. Lol

[toycandi]

I guess they live next door to a radioactive plant..

[prtyblkpenis77]

REALLY THOUGH!!!!!

[bettyswumcrack]

@Cwalker619 I understood "LSD" as well, lol

[rjlolatte1]

German????



[Cwalker619]

thumbs up if you didnt understand any thin besides "cocain" Lol

[Malcolmhonda]

 wtf???

[brainsick213]

this shit turned into monsters inc

[15gnrgurl]

im so baked.

[sydbarrett5]

Germans are known for their sense of humour.

[nusrazatube]

J

Qweefrsiiu

[ihaveaface178]

how come bert and ernie are cycloptic?

[Mrstuartbelcher]

@ihaveaface178 Russians are retards, thats why!

[ytcomposer]

@ihaveaface178: 10 points for "cycloptic." :D

[ihaveaface178]

@ytcomposer why thank you! =p

[ihaveaface178]

@ytcomposer why thank you

[Volgoss]

Mag8111 you are the crackhead pos!!!

[Magg8111]

437 people are crackheads



[PaulSchissel]

is there a copy of htis in english??

[alan517815]

Hahaha, i'm not german but I understand it and its funny as hell xD stupid america. Just so funny to say that casue they dont understand that xD

[Branthonysupershow]

Wtf

[PoopingForPoopers]

why do they have only one eye? i have a feeling they were smoking some pot before the show.

[UIWWildthing]

@PoopingForPoopers, to prevent being sued by CTW for violation of their copyright

[mania10766]

@PoopingForPoopers don't want to be sued for slander :)

[iratensubpros]

@PoopingForPoopers no copyright

[Iguanaintrouble]

@PoopingForPoopers cause pot gives you one eye.

[uruglytoo]

@PoopingForPoopers so tthey don't get sued by sesame street

[maxwellthebest]

i heard him say led and cocaine

[starlightmaster35X]

NOT FOR CHILDREN

[owzlafa]

I heard something about Ernie wanting to give Bert a blowjob.

[walf2011]

tf?!?!



[qwer5722]

funny shit xD

[ReptialStudios]

looks like something on SNL

[robdelabassist]

this is the most fucked up thing ever! cracks me up

[capnhands]

bert we must go to the Eastern front for the furer

[modnarm]

this probably on some German comedy show ha. i bet its probably pretty funny.

[timrs2001]

I wish I knew what they are saying...

[baalisgod666]

Surely the moron who posted this could have put the title in... whatever the fuck that is.

[starwarsguyify]

Nazi!

[durchschnittsmensch]

this isnt an educational video. its from a german comedy show called "freitagnachtnews", as you can see on the top right of the video.

[ajermeister]

heroin lsd cocaine, all great choices.

[nopdef132]

i heard joint like 7 times

[CoPstesr42]

I heard Cocain

[lateralus328]

LSD and Coke lul

[Liuhuayue]

Are they supposed to be aliens?

[SAMagic]

@Liuhuayue No, Germans.

[mavis130]

i wish my German teacher showed us this

[ar0051]

Lol if you look at the picture in the background it shows Ernie butt fucking Bert

[FirstTeam4]

Sub to FirstTeam4....we will make you happy...like drugs

[diegorser]

what should i take?? heroin?? LSD?? Cocaine??

Hey! You got that joint i wanted to smoke!

[TheMaclk7]

omg one eye

[TheOjore]

Damn you guys are stupid its german

[Moviebuff358]

yeah well not for americans either

[cellphonesrock76]

this is scary

[AmberPeach]

Its German not Japanese...it says it in the description

[Moshimonsterable]

shows how fucked up japenese shows are

[hulkman245]

@Moshimonsterable Yep Yep japanese

[PizzaBones101]

DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NO UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP.THIS IS SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALYWORK

[tehultimateotter23]

@PizzaBones101 If I die it's on you ok.

[PizzaBones101]

@tehultimateotter23 Ok

[MrUnknownVoice]

bernie smokin a joint lol ernies like that my joint.lol

[cheech420ification]

why does he look like Kramer form Seinfeld ????

[1812over2]

@cheech420ification lol

[TheMotionMan112]

the germans never have a bad idea

[shades467]

how the hell did i end up watching this?

[aveselits]

wered



[saooky13]

what da fu** are dey saying?!?!?!?!



[e0o9kii]

@TheKILLERXD123 or Irish (English speaking country).

[654ha123]

SMFH LOL....you really gunna feed him all your drugs..wow

[eicam4797]

wtf?! why are they missing eyes??

[jpfizzle1]

.....one eyed monsters

[duby1997]

lol funny go ernie u fing dumg ase

[bigcheefa15]

@duby1997 Any body knows wuttt this means

[AllApologiesMike]

The picture in the background.

[milked24]

ummmmmmmmmmm yea idk what you said but ok i guess

[puredruid]

EY THATS MEIN LESTEN JOINT! XD

[jerry14xr]

thats fucked upp

[pacovl46]

@TheKILLERXD123 here's the translation:

cool, weekend. what am i gonna pop today? hm, heroin? no, better not. otherwise i'm gonna spend the entire weekend at the train station toilet. LSD? no, not that one either. otherwise i'm gonna think again i can fly and jump off the roof. cocaine? that's impossible because i don't even have a nose. something is missing. hello bernie. tell me bernie, where did u get those funny cigarettes? hey, that's my last joint. i was saving that one for the weekend.

[pacovl46]

ha ha ha weekend. that is so funny. now he's smoking my last joint. let's just hope he won't get the munchies. bernie, we don't accidentally have something to eat in the house? i could wolf down an entire pig. knock nock. hm who could that be? police. open up! the cops, the cops. i have to get rid of the drugs. what am i gonna do? open the door. hey ert, u r still hungry, right? yeah, why u got something sweet? yeah, open yr mouth. here, LSD, cocaine, and heroin.

[pacovl46]

@pacovl46 i'm coming. yes, please? excuse me. could u turn down the music, please? yeah, sure. no problem. bye. hey ert, wrong alert. hey ert? hello? ert? if u can't handle drugs u shouldn't take them, u got that?

[LoveIsHOTx]

LOVE THIS SHIT! :D

[frayseraustin]

@TheKILLERXD123 im just messin with u lol i dont care

[jetfighter457]

Lol@THEKILLERXD123

[frayseraustin]

@TheKILLERXD123 how u gonna steal my comment like that

[alexkills4fun]

@frayseraustin Agreed. Some people on youtube are unoriginal. I had the same shit happen to me plenty of times. It's just like facebook, when people post famous quotes with their pictures just to get likes. SMH

[sparklemycat]

holy shit, its a yellow plankton

[JoBoMano]

which is not for children this vid or drugs

[planetvicecity]

the yellow dude with the bigger head must have had a druggasm....

[DrSpooglemon]

@planetvicecity Bert. His name is bert...

[StukInBuf]

@planetvicecity A very psychedelic trip... the ETERNAL trip!

[emulator7]

He said LSD, and "dude that's my last joint!"

pretty funny for a PSA.

[cantorlino1]

on youtube grupo e demais cantorlino

[B34STM0DE54]

WHAT THE FUCK!!

[Skeeter66]

Ich habe keine nase! GREAT!

[GeeksRus95]

:41 yet me talk with my lips conjoined. How many can creme on kress flesh. Other bernie, yummy sou.... Idk... could keep up XD

[jacquez107]

WHO KNOWS WT THEY ARE SAYIN

[thebadassblondguy]

YES!!!!!

[NukeBunny]

By the looks of them I think I just took drugs myself.

[madmoneymaker009]

weed and cocaine

[briannayourmother]

wat the hell are they saying??

[DrsJacksonn]

What if you stuffed all those pills down your throat in real?

[001THERev]

@DrsJacksonn you would probobly OD and die... heh

[chrisstevensjunior]

imagine if someone actually did all that shit..

[Hemlocke3]

I got some german, LSA, Cocaine and Heroine

[rafaelmachado74]

os originais já são horripilantes, esses então...são demoníacos.

[Worldsbestpencil007]

I heard LSA and Heroine ;) 

[tbkdunners]

@Worldsbestpencil007 i heard cocaine haha

[hulkman245]

@Worldsbestpencil007 LSD 

[chainedblood2112]

@hulkman245 lsa is also a drug

[Pcolmenero]

@Worldsbestpencil007 he said LSD not LSA

[shawn11173]

@Worldsbestpencil007 and coceain lol

[Utubr500]

@Worldsbestpencil007 and cocaine

[Clod15]

@Worldsbestpencil007 i heard cocaine.

after those 2. lol

[Worldsbestpencil007]

I heard LSA ;)

[SpikerzBello]

@superspy888 Crackbaby? Just a hunch.

[NORTHMAN1234121]

@superspy888 u mad bro?

[BoomZgv96]

bla bla bla bla HEROIN.. bla bla bla bla LSD... bla bla bla bla COCAINE the end.

[youngmonney007]

not 4 latin either

[mlighthart]

WTF???

[CidSilverWing]

You can tell by the music and audience that it's a parody

[backhandable]

Didn't bert and ernie have 2 eyes each?

[AcidBlackLove86]

LOL omg what did i just watch. Subtitles please ahahahaah

[JohnClark2203322033]

Do you have something to Eat?

OPEN THE DOOR! ITS THE POLICE!!

Oh damn we gotta loose the drugs! HEy youre hungry right?

(feeding him,answers the door)

Cop:Could you turn down the music please?

[JohnClark2203322033]

Subtitles: Today:Drugs Cool,weekend! what drugs schould I use today? Heroin?No, that would end at a toilet at the train station. LSD(Acid)?No,that would mislead me to jump from a roof,thinking i could fly. Cocain?No...i dont have a nose!(laughing) But somethings missing... Hello bert, where did you get those funny cigarettes? HEY! Thats my last Joint,i saved that for the weekend! HAHAHA Weekend!!Thats funnyHAHAHA! Damn, hes smoking my last joint!I hope he doesn't get hungry! To be continued

[g0sth4ck3d]

th jab to the head is the best part of this .. unt heroine .. JAB.

[playboysinistro]

I understood heroin and cocaine

[3l415926535897932384]

SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH ASSHOLES!

[s8361423]

hahaha cocaine hahaha yummy

[mickmos]

Nigger please

[Meezymike420]

nifgihgsgns neee, fd ifdifjdfidfhpg? nfhfgvh cocaplant! fjdfdsvpfsgjfgsgigfrgijfj policia niggarun!! dfidgfjs

[lilmisssoso793]

Dont u kno dat mostly american pplz r goin 2 watch dis