Alan Brazil TalkSport Bob Monkhouse

[johnredpath]

fat Scottish alchoholic

[MOTHIKAS]

I love the way Parry tries to bail Brazil out of trouble

[NotAGooner]

24 carat Bellpiece

[fodsaks]

Two different versions! What an utter bellend.

[plugsocket1]

Alan Brazil is a legend. He is the reason talkSport are as successful as they are now!! Muuuurning!!!

[MrDoncos]

@TRIGMASTER06 He didnt know Bob had died because he was pissed at the time as usual.He has a saying now that he uses that he didnt watch a football match the night before because he went to bed.Who is he kiddiing?he is in the pub getting blattered.How else do you explain all the days he has off work

[TRIGMASTER06]

Im sorry this aint funny, why do people think alan brazil is a must 4 talksport that they cant do without him so he can get away with anything, to not know that bob monkhouse had died was just plain embarssing!

[rob032]

@TRIGMASTER06 howay man it's Bob Monkhouse not Ghandi

[chardelli]

I don't dislike him, just when he says 'God's Garden - Glasgow'...Where does he live? Suffolk.

[retchen]

1:55 "Ah heard two differeent versions in one mnrrlllrhrrh...."

He's either dead or alive Brazil ya tube, you're not leaving much room for doubt there...

[toonged]

Two versions.....Idiot and.... Fuckwit !! I no longer listen to him and that tosser Irani. Talksport you need to wake up and actually listen to the self indulgent self promoting drivel these two dickheads put out every day. My car radio is always on Talksport every morning, but its off the previous days presenters who do a brilliant job. I give these two a go every morning on my way to work but turn over every time . What a pair of nobs!!

[TRIGMASTER06]

@toonged I used to listen when it was parry and brazil but not anymore since irani took over god he is shit and brazil has always been shit, i wait till 10am now and then switch on and listen to parry and graham.

[OldSchoolRasslin]

Alan Brazil is a legend, he says what the normal working man thinks, not like the PC idiots at the BBC.

[joydivision808]

is he ever sober ffs missed today show again pissed again

[paddle9]

You ever notice that people who use the word "numpty" also fit the description?

And, if he's "at war" with them, surely he'd regard a prize one like Bushell as the enemy?

[davidwflint]

sounds pissed up! again!

[jk147a]

What a fat stupid drunken cock.

[beefhooked]

total fecking tosser

[intheTea04]

I'm surprised half these Talksport presenters haven't dropped dead from rotting livers or heart-disease. Twats.

[MrDoncos]

The too thickest men on radio.One a drunk the other village idiot.

Too Different Versions that will be on Brazil's headstone

[njjroberts]

MARNIN!

[njjroberts]

HIS ARGUMENT for keeping bankers bomuses was if they didnt get the bonus they would flee to america and there be noone good left....... CUNT!!! id be happy to do that job, its easy id do it ffor same wages but no bonus, he always drinking in london with the 'city' guys

[varnish76]

What a stupid pathetic cunt Brazil is. Not only was he a completely shit footballer, he is without doubt the worlds worst broadcaster. I just cannot for the life of me understand why talk sport have stuck by him. He is rubbish and a rubbish cunt of a man at that.

[19welchy]

one word "cunt"

[daveywilson88]

I cant understand the abuse Brazil is getting here.....excellent presenter! If he is that bad why did all you English fucking Morons beg for him back...forcing Talksport to reinstate him. fucking Idiots

[paininspain]

Brazil is a prize cunt. simple!

[clivemendonca100]

brazil you are a prize cunt, fuck off

[baztof]

alan with the greatest respect

youre a " NUMPTY"

[TJDG1]

BRAZIL

you are a" knob jockey"

thats how you like horse racing so much.

[conortalbot]

"I heard two different versions" he's either dead or alive,what a tube brazil is

[Mangojuicidity]

Brasil makes me puke..He is a waste of space on this planet.

[wally2606]

Jeez that is too bloody funny, "I heard two different versions" what he was dead or he wasnt dead??? was one when you were drunk or on the rare occassion you were sober??? free loading Scottish twat, what a nightmare waking up and hearing Brazil and Irani on the radio in the morning I would rather die in my sleep than listen to their brain dead bigotted crap!!!!!!

[iainidc]

@wally2606

free loading Scottish Twat - sounds like it's you who is the 'bigot'.

[beefhooked]

total fecking obese tool

2 versions wot a stupid tw@t

[beefhooked]

@iainidc 

[Koozar]

Oh my, that is the funniest thing ever hahahahaha, He died Alan... hahaha

[leeds0united]

OOOOHHH the irony. The title of his book is "My War on the Numpties".

[twenkmcwanzer]

Listen to that fat disgusting cunt of a man trying to wriggle out of it. Just admit you're a thick fascist obese alcoholic twat Brazil.

I really despise this man - why the fuck is he employed by anyone? The only reason I can think is that The UK is also packed full of idiot bigoted cunts like himself. Fuck you Brazil you 'tube'.

Same goes for you Irani - you total fucking ignorant insult to one celled organisms.

Die you fucking worthless morons.

[StevoPivo]

Why don't you get off the fence Mr Angry - do you like Brazil or not ?

[canaryspike]

"I heard two different versions" - hahahaha

[donaldo1959]

Brazil put the bottle down.Drunk at 7 o;clock in the morning

[ferrit22]

hes legend !!

[octagonmike]

He's a cock !

[WEEJIMMYBOY]

Im a rangers man and i dont mind brazil. He has never hidden the fact that he supports the darkside . Always found him to be fair .. Think like most celtic supporters deep down there is a bit of rangers in them all. W.A,T.P

[thebigg72]

'I think mr brazil was looking a little bit back rather than forward' ??????? what a pathetic excuse by his sidekick. He enquired about the health of a dead man FFS not called alky brazil for nothing

[tony1721]

fat, alky, scum supporting tosser

[thefightingclub1]

shut up

[bulf99]

Brazil and Parry..........Legends, YOU LOVE EM!

[jiminev]

Brazil is like a car crash - you don't want to look but you have to. No escaping the fact that he's an utter twat though. Or a fat freeloading cunt - whichever you prefer.

[tonkotsuday]

he actually says "how`s bob`s health NOW? so that two versions bit is bollox. he made a mistake he should bloody well own up to it and apologise to bob in person. he talks over people on his show he`s racist he`s a bully and he spends all day staggering around pissed up.

[thefightingclub1]

he aint a bad guy, i met him last year at a pub, you just believe everything you read, he made a mistake here though obviously, ver embarrassing for him

[fastra]

Typical Brazil this!!

Can't stand being wrong and even has the bare faced cheek/stupidity to try and reason his way out of it - don't think I've ever heard him say "yeah, you know what good point that" or "yeah, sorry got that wrong!"

He's the one and only reason the breakfast show is dire now!

Utter prize cock!!!

[njjroberts]

shut up its funny get over it, bob wouldnt care it was pure comedy classic

[fastra]

??

Shut up?

I'm not concerned whether Bob would find it funny or not, my comment was more about Brazils attitude and how he just can't concede being wrong - hence his 'I heard 2 versions of it' statement!

When he first started on Talksport his show with Alan Parry was actually very good, but the excellent listening figures went to his head and he quickly became the 'Big I Am' and promptly ruined it for many loyal listeners!

A bigger prize pratt is very hard to find!

[thefightingclub1]

mike parry you mean??? alan parry sucked

[fastra]

oh god yes, sorry!

Mike Parry!

[thefightingclub1]

he is the breakfast show!!!!!!!!!!!! he is talksport, a legend, you havent got a clue, everyone makes mistakes

[fastra]

Its not the fact of making mistakes, as you point out everyone does it!

Its more the fact of admitting you're wrong and not trying to worm out of it...!

[77Fortran]

thanks Alan

[Laytonia1977]

What a cretin

[kirkbyla]

fuck off brasil irrani needs some lovin you twat

[WaterOffaDucksBack]

What a tube man!!!!Typical Celtic fan.......

[WaterOffaDucksBack]

"I heard two versions".......was that the sober or the drunk version.............MUPPET!!!

[ineebriate]

I love the way Parry attempts to bail Alan out- And fails miserably. Pure quality radio. Talk Sport, fn rules

[sub333]

He does come across as an unpleasant character - gets done for drink driving and claims that the law is a "grey area" etc etc

Not a nice person.

[keswick01]

When added to the "why aren't you out catching real criminals" in his brush with essex Police after being arrested for drink driving show what this guy is all about.

[Culpano]

"I heard two different versions" - hilarious !

[1oh6barry9barry0]

bjk

[MrTambourineman28]

the guy is a legend. best radio show out there. it was cancer wasnt it?.....

[dcasey77]

What annoys me most about Brazil is that he CONSTANTLY goes on about places and events he's been to, the hospitality on offer etc...

He's either gloating because he can get these freebies all the time or he's gloating that he can afford to go off and do these things whenever he pleases.

Either way it's not on.

[dcasey77]

I didn't know about this!!! HAHAHA

What an idiot!! I listen to Brazil and Irani in the mornings because its better than listening to Nicky Campbell on FiveLive. I much prefer Brazil to Irani. 'Chicken' is incapable of saying anything interesting and thinks he's one of the lads when in reailty he's a twat.

[strax]

2 different versions !!!! haha what a cock. typical mhanky tramp.

[andyjg]

Brazil is so bad on his radio show its embarassing. I can't understand how he has kept his job so long.

[c3lticbhoy1967]

im quite embarressed to be scottish after this he is a right alchy and looks like a bag of old meat he should really sort himself out

[garethpauljones50]

what a howler. alan's obviously pissed and hasn't a clue what he's talking about. One of the funniest things ever.

[theweddingsinger1970]

To be fair, it is quite easy to forget that Bob is no longer with us. Just like John Ritter, Steve Irwin etc

[170672346]

That is an appalling gaff to make.......Bob Monkhouse could walk all over Brazil. He doesn't even backtrack with any grace - idiot !

[mattvilla26]

piss can,

 proper srereotypical pissed up jock

[MrDoncos]

Brazil was fucking Pissed.He called Gary Bushell a " TopTelly Cricket"

TWO DIFFERENT VERSIONS!!!!!!!!

Brazil said he met him and he was a real nice man.Was that before or after he died????

Both Parry and Brazil are as thick as Shit.Parry is a twat Brazil is a drunk..

[08041965]

tory wank

[16881873]

" I heard two different versions " What a fooking moron Alan Brazil is. LOL He's like Einstein though compared to other Celtic supporters.

[NorthernSoulGer]

hows bobs health????

ask big jock, he knew

[bomberzak]

Whats the difference between Peru & Brazil??

CBC never shagged peru.

[fearamhain]

'He could do a blue version aswell if required' !!!

I think he was pissed.

[bomberzak]

He's always pissed.

If me or you went to work every friday in the state this idiot does we would be down the road..

[t0mme1981]

Unfortunately although I like listening to ex players on TalkSPORT etc Alan Brazil is a classic example of a twat being given too much air time.

Brazil, Ian Wright etc have not got the depth of knowledge of journalists; yes if you want a ten word 'soundbite' they're fine. Anything else, just forget it.

[GreenSamPAFC]

" I heard two different versions"

lol

[fireandrain1]

What a handsome bastard .... not !

Brazil..0 v 1..Celtic

Torbett 74

[ab1272]

jim torbett loyal

[jatti247]

what a tube!!!

[Milesy09]

man, oh man if u dont like Brazil change the station during the Breakfast hours u idiots.. MAAAAARNING!

[08041965]

what a wee wanker brazil is.this is the man who has got a trailer saying ,"the god of the gorbals"the gorbals my fuck a tory bastard like him would"nt last 5 minutes giving it with both barrell wit ya turncoat wee ride,tory boy brazil "ive drunk so much i cant remember were i come from"a fuckin joke,ive heard 2 stories,one is hes died the other is hes died retard.and you can keep your hail hail ya wee toad a disgrace to the hoops .TORY PRICK.

[WeePalJoe]

Brazil is a fhud.

[benjaminMUFC85]

It was cancer?

[08041965]

Iheard two stories ?? what is the man on hahahaha

[77Fortran]

the way he says it too! As if the other version was death by auto-erotic asphyxiation or something!

[Lab1760]

Brazil is a legend. If you don't like him or like what he says, tune into another radio station you mugs! Nick and Donaldo (below) have just 'Trevored' themselves. MUGS!

[loyallands]

Feian twit

[nick73650]

This man is a disgrace for his irresponsible behaviour and bigotted views.

"The Police should adopt a shoot-to-kill policy". (During the French 2005 riots in immigrant areas).

"We'd like to hear the views of the Bubbles, haha" (Clearly drunk from the night before, he invited calls from his Greek listeners after a CL game).

"My thoughts and prayers are with the soldiers going into a very frightening situation" (During the Israeli invasion of the Gaza Jan 2009 where 500 Palestinians died).

[benjaminMUFC85]

Yeah! What's your point??

[12thmarquis]

erm that this man shouldn't be in a position where he is allowed to broadcast to the nation?

[donaldo1959]

Brazil had an excuse he was hungover when Bob Monkhouse died.But the muppet next to him had no excuse he is just thick.

Both should have been sacked on the sport

Two versions Brazil more like two bottles of whiskey

[renegadetvip]

ahahahahahaha classic

brazil drunk as fuck at the time and parry trying to cover it

hahaah 2 different versions !!!

priceless

[kingelnino9]

how can alan brazil know nothing about football he played the bloody game you idiots its not like he has opinions like durham who never played football,alan was an international player and won 2 uefa cups and had a pretty good career with ipswich.

[chrisduwe]

could have been a script written by bob himself, sure he's chuckeling at this

[ravensmead]

parry is the biggest numpty of them all ....he's always putting his foot in it !!!

[smudgemonkey]

two different versions!! love it

[Bushwaker75]

Whos the numpty here? Ha!! Thick smelly Celtic lush.

[stevelathamuk77]

You have it big for Newcastle Utd,,,its a shame they're shit, pre and post Keegan and pre Mike Ashley...the best thing to happen to the Geordies but time and time again, you fail to take note of progress...Never mind eh.

[butsometimesimright]

and outplayed them from start2finish wow they had 1shot on target all game we had 5 plus most of the possession as well they couldn,t cope with the pace of martins spider man beye duff or taylor at least it proves1thing for all my team newcastle are in turmoil we are still a beeter team than aston villa lol howay newcastle bring on fulham &next time talksports do your jobs&actually talk about us when we win 4once instead of just snubbing our club &its fans &ian wright got it wrong again lol

[butsometimesimright]

alan brazil is an idiotic gobshite who knows nowt about football let alone humour he should just stick2talking about the spl instead of the prem cos proves he knows nowt so much for aston villa tearing newcastle apart eh oh and thanx4not givng newcastle any credit&just talking about joey barton instead so all of them on talksport didn,t have2mention&praise newcastle for winning im just glad the f.a saw sense&that it wasn,t a foul so he will not be banned4our next game we made villa look crap

[1688264]

Never fails to make me laugh. LOL

That idiotic, fat, Celtic supporting alky Brazil is a clown.

[ravensmead]

Drunken bakers .....

[gabotheblue]

this fat freebi lovin alchi was molested by jim torbett a celtic coach.fact.big jock knew.look it up people.

[barty2k7]

you are a knob

[alastairI]

charming

[JigglerOnTheRoof]

What an embarrassing blob of a man,

the token drunken scotsman on the radio,

how the fxck this retard makes a living

is beyond me,obviously used to pay his

bar bills! :}

[n202g]

2 different versions lol as he quickly googles bob monkhouse to see what happened lol

[ineebriate]

oh man. only alan could get away with that !!!

[gedmufcredarmy]

2 different versions

[stevelathamuk77]

How would our Big Al handled this if Parry wasnt there....funny.

[tomme1981]

1.22: Listen to the tumbleweed.  "How's Bobs health now?"

I can't stop listening to this; the embarassment score is off the scale!

Brazil you cock.

[aks73]

lol..this is an all time classic !!!

[PhenomL37]

lol this still makes me laugh what a numpty Brazil was

[TordGrip]

2 different versions? So one is he's dead, what's the other?

[dogtag869]

Bang!!! What about Bob's health now Gary? Errgh!! He died erm at christmas!! I heard 2 diff'rent versions of it to be honest! It was Cancer wasn't it? I met him once at the Enfield rooms, Not for me Beechy!!! Bang!!!

[armbar]

Brazil: "gary, what about Bobs health now?"

Bushell :"He died, erm........."

Taxi for Brazil please, the place i mean.

[teambrokenman]

,,,,,,,......

[andyjg]

alan brazil is the biggest prick ever

[tomme1981]

andyjg: I like TalkSport but it really fails when the sporting 'personalities' are shown up by the real 'journalists' on the shows.

Brazil has been saved so many times by 'Beeky' and Alan Parry. The Jounrnalists have DEPTH of knowledge, the personality presenters don't barely have a surface understanding of stories.

Ronnie Irani is a joke co-presenting with Alan Brazil. Hawksby and Jacobs are the best presenters on the station.

[chopperinthesky]

why cant he be a real man and put his hand up and say he got it wrong the stupid prick. i used to like the show when beaky was on at least he knew about football that knobhead irani is just one one of his drinking buddys who knows fuk all about footy. wrighty and durham are the top football boys at that station now.brazil and irani bore the shit out of me.

[genehackman]

He did the same thing with Hansie Cronje, I can vaguely remember him asking some sports reporter if he was working during the cricket world cup? cue long pause and embarrassing revelation from the other end of the phone, Hansie's demise

[varnishman]

What a tit , two different versions my arse, piss funny how a reseacher get's " it was Cancer ya dickhead" into his ear just before the end of the interview to try and pull it round - You're shite aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh

[gordonbalfour]

typical tim

[ditty4]

bob monkhouse dead whyyyyyyyy.......2 different versions....bang

[qmark78]

Brazil you had a mare there

[flanykpl]

Fat piss head.

[1688264]

Alan Brazil is the typical Celtic supporter. As thick as pigshit. What a complete moron! lol

[boabjangles]

brilliant. piss artist

[choronic1]

brazil was a top footballer and his great on radio! (wasnt allways on the ball and not in every day) I for 1 am glued to talk sport every morning!

[geoffmss]

Alan Brazil is to be frank an imbecile when he comments on anything other than football! Two different versions??? What on earth was he talking about. The silence of Gary Bushell shocked at his ignorance is classical

[merc287]

Probably pissed at usual.

[dtumahtsew]

twat

[MLFFC]

Brilliant - love brazil and parry

[alansmart7]

What a numpty!

[james210874]

what about bobs health now lol nice 1 al

[bcafc80]

still makes me cringe now.