Mooly asks Gabe when Episode 3 is going to be released

[skulasss]

Seems legit

[myers90155]

portal 2 episode 1 portal 2 episode 2

[ItsLemonGrapes]

wow valve can count to three trolololololol

[stevelovescoolwhip]

And then we have to ship Counter-Strike Global Offensive And then we have to ship Garry's Mod 2 And then we have to ship Day of Defeat 2 And then we have to ship Day of Defeat 3 And then we have to ship Counter-Strike 3 And then we have to ship Portal 3 Episode One And then we have to ship Portal 3 Episode Two And then we have to ship Alien Swarm 2 And then we have to ship Team Dota 2 And then we have to ship Counter-Portal 2 And then we have to ship my cheezeburgers

[LovePills1992]

moolyFTW guys

[charlisd5]

Is Half-Life 2: episode 3 a Guns'n'Roses new cd act?

Thumbs up if you get it.

[Tomakak]

Who's that little Italian faggot in the hat? He looks like a faggot.

[shadowknight71]

@Tomakak Hey! I'm italian! But wait..... He does look a faggot thumbs to you good sir

[MCVXtreme]

And then we have to ship mcdonald's chicken nuggets

[PunkMothaFuckaz]

counter portal lol LOL :D



[Tarek701]

Valve can't count to 3...

[RobloxMaster01]

I thought he said TeamDildo e_e

[JannuPass]

Portal 2, Dota 2, Left 4 Dead 3, Team Fortress 3, Counter Strike 2, Portal 3, Dota 3, TeamDota, CounterPortal

Episode 3 coming then ? Umm no

[dredful00]

TeamDOTA and CounterPortal, lol.

[Lessproductivestuff]

shits gangsta

[McdonaldsHashbrown]

wheres the original video?

[NorwayXProductions]

I have that green, black, blue and white hat! lol

[ParagonSolstice]

This is super funny!

[RGDcommentnode]

There is a Counter-Portal, it's called griefing your teammate in Portal 2 co-op!

[necromorphassasin]

and then we have to ship counter portal 3 XD

[Gwiz220]

Egg Ben EN assisting

[TheGoomofDoom]

I would play Counterportal :3

[TheMaisonette]

Gabe cant count to three.

[Arnogorter]

What if they have been working on it all along, and than suddenly its there! The world would stop, economy and internet would crash once more... What if they dont tease because there is nothing that can prepare you for this awesomeness... 

might just be delayed though...

[kfcchook]

@Arnogorter You're clearly in denial, don't worry we have all been there =(

[Robubobu]

Ten hours version, please

[kfcchook]

XD this made me laugh so fuckin hard

[XxLostNeoxX]

Seems Legit.

[zirius89]

LMAO xD

[AwesomeGmodCoDGuy912]

The 78th Half-Life will also be known as, Half-Life 2, Episode 2, Series 2, Part 2, Battle 2, Hour 2, Minute 2, Second 2, Tenth-Second 2, Hundredth-Second 2, Gabe Newell's Fat 2.

[MOHtier1FTW]

@AwesomeGmodCoDGuy912

A fat joke a day keeps Half-Life 3 away.

Fucker.

[halosmallmac]

There wont be an episode 3 there will be Half life 2 episode 2 part 2

[DoubleSwords117]

LOL

counter portal

[Hydroxica]

Gabe,

For the original fans of Valve and Half-Life, please finish HL:EP3. It's not much to ask, you can release any other games you want after that!

[MasterLeafVideos]

He won't. Gordon's voice actor died.

[kfcchook]

@MasterLeafVideos XD

[Tyler24041998]

A fat joke a day, will keep episode 3 away.

[alisaele1]

team fortress 2 episode 1 portal 2 episode 1 dots 2 episode 1 left 4 dead episode 1

[Vorox17]

press F13 to release episode 3

[TheFrakun]

@Vorox17 when to press f13 ITS GONE D:

[alisaele1]

counter portal

[DVKNIGHT000]

its just him gabe newell

[HellzAssassin15]

Valve can't count to 3.

[theAxolotl2]

YOU EDITED IT!?! but i saw it live!

[FluttershySays]

And then we have to ship ponies

[scriminamp]

FAKE AND GAY-ben!

[Piecopter]

counter portal fortress half dead 3.

[MonkeymanXxXx]

Nah,

[nackersmacker]

Counter-Portal?

oO

[Iink8080]

EVEREBODY SAY "YOUR FAT.." if you think he is fat.

[TUP288]

Mooly:But are we going to see it? GABEN:Emm... Nope... Mooly: Ok THX....

[MadMarionette13]

Ugh, why is it so hard to find an interview video of gabe that -isn't- botched to hell?

[Logitech1156]

Hold 3 down

[frenchcrusade]

counter portal

fortress half life 3

[gmmg93]

let's all thank Gabe for wearing that same red shirt so the editing would look nicer

[0incorporeal]

HOLY FUCK STICKS I actually laughed my ass off at the end.

[theamazingnerd]

Can't wait for Counter-Portal

[Squeredead]

"Are you going to release Episode 3?"

"DAAAGGHHH DAAHHEEAAAG"

[jakedizzle]

hahaahah. thank you uploader.

[TheCreepyChuwnLi]

And then we have to shit Postal 2.

[greencars10]

I loled when I saw the middle finger

[mrshaw64]

false. he will never release a number 3.

of anything.

ever.

[MrSHURIKENCHO]

@mrshaw64 next half life game - Half - Life 2 Episode 2 Part 2 

[tylersurcess]

where is the actual video for this instead of this butchered piece of shit

[ZiozoneEmperor]

@tylersurcess wow we have a butthurt in here, someone call an ambulance!

[Biendeo]

It's funny 'cause you called Counter-Strike 2. :D

[browna0909]

then im going to take a shit

[blackandwhitepro34]

When gabe newell's account gets hacked. You'll have my permission to die.

[weegee111]

Counter Portal?

Do want.

[AssMangler3000]

he forgot something that is not about games,its meet the pyro

[Robubobu]

And then we have to ship Team Half Counter Deathmatch Strike Portal Garrys Mod Source

[SanyaIVLitvyak]

@Robubobu Except valve didn't create Garry's Mod. They're just the publishers, not developers nor designers of it.

[Robubobu]

@SanyaIVLitvyak Thats the idea!

[AlienMagi]

portal 3? l4d3? What? You mean portal 2 episode 1 and left 4 dead 2 episode 1?

[jensbjoern]

Join the group "A Call For Communication" on Steam instead of hating on Gabe for fucks sake!

[Clarensee]

And then we have to shit... exactly, cause those games are shit compared to HL.

[Clarensee]

A Masterpiece. 

[mertdejedi]

Watch this with your eyes closed.

THE SPY IS THE INTERVIEWER!

[danielgotsaed]

He's so fat!



[MrGrakkus]

Team-DOTA rofl!

[MegaFat1]

I'm pretty sure at this point whenever someone brings up Half-Life 2: Episode 3, Gabe goes "Oh yeah, we should start developing that at some point."

[TheInfamousParadox]

Team Dota & Counter Portal

[MeGaEdIIToRMaN]

Counter portal fortress 2 dota edition

[Slicezorr]

team dota o.o

[brunosqui22]

counter portal o_o

[RECKOGNING1]

i wander if his gonna release "counter fortress 4 dead" before episode 3

[KikisCheetos1310]

Notice how he only uses two fingers to describe threes...

[flamingwafflez21]

lmao

[mageXtreme]

Dude, i LOL'd hard! >:D

[will3pr]

And then we have to ship Portal 3, and then we have to ship Left 4 Dead 3, and then we have to ship Dota 3, and then we have to ship Portal 4, and then we have to ship Orange Box 4, and then we have to ship Portal 4 Episode 2, and then we have to ship Team Fortress 5, and then we have to ship Counter Strike(Remake), and then we have to ship Counter Strike 2, and then we have to ship Left 4 Dead 3 Dance Central, and then we have to ship Dota Portal, then we will have the next Half-Life:Prolouge!

[MeGaEdIIToRMaN]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU GABE PlEASE GIVE ME HALF LIFE 3 ITS MY DRUG!!!

[lolersk87]

team counter portal for dead 5



[snakedeadly]

And then we have to ship Counter portal and then we have to ship YOUR MOTHER!

[snakedeadly]

Uh uh no we have to ship doh-Nuts and then we have to ship Team fortress 3, then we have to ship Counter strike 3, then we have to ship doh-nuts 3, then we have to ship Portal ship 3

[LVCMPA]

first we have:

Team Dota, Team Dota 2, Portal 2 episode 1 and 2, counter defeat 1 and 2, left for strike, counter dead 1.9, day of portal, day of portal: source, team portal: Global offensive, and the best of all, day of the left for portals strike dead fortress team: source.

And then we will have Episode three.

[einzveidrei]

TEAM DOTA

[iShieldBoy]

what the fcuk did i just watch

[Buckleofbelt]

well the counter strike 2 was accurate.

[paddyoconnell]

gabe newell sure loves wearing red polos

[tonihomi]

Episode Steam?

[Stolemyusename]

DAHAHHH, HAHAERAAa, we have to ship portal 2, and then we have to ship dota 2, and then we have to ship left 4 dead 3, and then we have to ship team fortress 3, and then we have to ship counter strike 2, and then we have to ship dota 3, and then we have to ship portal 3, and then we have to ship team dota, and then we have to ship counter portal, and then we'll worry about episode three, but are we going to see it or not, ER...NOooo...

[barisactionman]

HL2 EP 3 relese year PS4 and NEW CONSOLAS relese year

[JAYcovey706]

lmao counter portal.

[CyberNecrovalley]

Team Dota oh gosh I'd like to play that

[rhysg3]

@CyberNecrovalley Just imagine, Team Dota... a wide range of unique, interesting characters, all of which have their own strengths, weaknesses, abilities, personalities, quirks and charms. You and your team would build a perfect team for each battle, with one person for each role in a fight, an initiator, a support, an ambusher, and a character that has low early game potential, but becomes unstoppable late game! wow, wouldn't that be cool?

[CyberNecrovalley]

@rhysg3 ;u; That sounds just beautiful

[thezebracakes]

@rhysg3 based on hats*troll face*

[FanMario2002]

When are you going to release EB-BIG-SOME-SIXTEEN??

[EADEACH]

FUCK

[Vexen4]

every time someone says Gabe Newell is fat, big, needs to lose weight, or should exercise.....he will postpone Ep. 3 another 3 months......

[Georgina1325]

@Vexen4 Then you just delayed it for another 12 months.....

[KSukraine]

*FUCK*

[mrfail04]

Team Dota 2.

[Deathbat66611992]

1 down, 8 more to go!

[Cnius]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Left 4 dead 3

[Funbandza]

Episode 16? Lol

[crazydude53]

Where are you going to release EGG-BIS-SUM-SFIFTEEN?

[AlexBestGTA]

when are you going to relase epi sound sixteen?

[bigredjew]

Hey, if you guys want to kill 3.5 minutes of your boring dull lives and actually enjoy it, check out my GMOD movie about Gabe. It's called ACTION GABE MAXIMUM.

[TheH7469]

@bigredjew No thanks, alright back to my boring dull life.

[bigredjew]

@TheH7469 Lol. Enjoy!

[FalloutMessiah]

maybe valve will release half life 3 if you stop with the gabe Newell jokes

[TheHalflife123]

Fuck EP3 i want counter portal and Team dota now.

[ERR0R9O9]

As Seen On: /v/ - Video Games

LOL

[powersbro]

fuck i wunu play team dota

[Edy5656]

wow this is the best gabe video yet.

[RileyPivot]

EVERYONE. I GOT A LEAKED VERSION OF COUNTER-PORTAL!

GO TO YOUJUSTGOTTROLED.C OM FOR A COPY.

[AlexBestGTA]

@RileyPivot not funny

[RileyPivot]

@AlexBestGTA Not supposed to be funny.

[gui2peg]

i lol'ed hard

[GramosMichalMinecraf]

donout 2? lol

[mrcrazycookies117]

0:30 Best part

[aaron200111]

Holy shit Speech Hax O.o at Beginning

[mexuza]

but he forgot portal fortess strike one, two, two ep one, two ep two, two ep three, reloaded, three and the return. THEN we get half life 2 episode three... then remakes all of the above, then halflife three

[supernaut669]

I almost cried! lmao

[SquishableMetal]

i peed my pants at 0:40

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

But lets not forget Team-Life, Counter-Life, Counter Fortress, Portal-Life, Half-Strike, Half-Fortress, Half-Portal, Team Strike, Half-Strike 2. THEN we can worry about Episode 3.

[ChuniaC]

if a portal is a hole. is a counter-portal a wall?

[newflatter]

@ChuniaC

You get 2 different coloured walls to avoid the portals in that game. Its really amazing.

[painiscupcake1000]

episode 15...

[JIMKUltra]

Thumbs up if you started singing that awesome remix of this Gabe thing :D

[IronicMuststash]

That's alot of shit- err I meant Shipping, heh...

[KandKTeeVee]

the ending made me laugh

[seva809]

Episode Steam

[QuantumOverclock]

Dota 3? Portal 3?

Valve cant count to 3

[BrothersWeird]

Half-Life 2: Episode Fzjeen.

[Ohlawdi]

counter portal is a good concept players stuck in a huge white room no camping just guns and portals they can place anywhere. AW YE

[tehcoolcan]

"When are you going to release eggitsum thteen?"

[zenny24]

Gabe Newell can't count to 3, his fat deleted it from the archives of his mind

[Durakzel]

Team fortress 3? fuck yea better than ep 3

[Briggsman1000]

@Durakzel no

[Durakzel]

@Briggsman1000 yes

[Beeblez55]

Portal 3? Half life 2 Episode 3? When?

[hunterslolvideos]

Gabe Newell: "GIVE ME THE CAKE.. AND NO ONE GETS HURT"

[TheBioBeast]

@hunterslolvideos Then why is the cake a lie?

[TommyTheLemming]

I WANT TO PLAY TEAM-DOTA!

[RealGabeNewell]

Check my channel for Ep3 trailer!

[seeqin93]

team dota and counter portal

[Falcon694]

Voice actor Gordon Freeman is dead? Noooooooooo. Wait a minute...

[TheBioBeast]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while

[TheSonicSilence]

realisticly you just know that after ep2 they really had no idea where to go from there.

either that or gabe has the finished copy hidden in area 51. (fat jokes have gotten tasteless.sry guys.you can fill one in if you like :)

here:

either that or gabe has the finished copy hidden (FAT JOKE HERE)

[darkpillz]

And then we have to shit Portal 2...

And then we have to shit Dota 2...

WHY DON'T YOU SHIT EPISODE 3???

[BloodStone20]

love the ending

[ProP4hh]

He forgot Left 4 half-strike.

[Kaweebo]

When are you going to release EHH-ii-ohh-ee

[CosmicD]

He even forgot counter life 1, 2 and 3 + left for dota (ofcoruse 3 installments)

[KenshiNewgrounds]

Counter Portal is my favorite game ever.

[Pigot98]

Counter Theft Portal 12

[thepuuks10]

Counter- Portal 3?What...?

[SanchoRodrigoGomez]

COUNTER PORTAL LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[onexero1]

The host is a Spy.

[GEORGARASDX7]

we have to ship portal 2 and then we have to ship dota 2 and then we have to ship left 4 dead 3 and then we have to ship team fortress 3 and then we have to ship counter strike 2 and then we have to ship portal 3 and then we have to ship dota 3 and then we have to ship team-dota and then we have to ship counter-portal and then we'll worry about episode 3

gabe SUCKS