Mascara Business Card Trick

[Sheerjules]

OMG I HAVE ONE OF THOSE DOLLS!!

[imahnick]

LOLLLLLLLL the sex joke is so.........I dont know

[VivianaWonders]

Proof she's been using Lancome BEFORE her Lancome videos.

[VampireSisters1017]

yeah...can i borrow sum of that vibrating stuff, i have a umm...problem with my...um eyes...

[thezebrastripe89]

And then there was Lancome.....

[SuperLovepeace21]

I used the same mascara all the time luve it.XD

[gamerftw17]

LMFAO!!! i love michelle!!

[THEEmaydrew]

Wow thats smart. To think I actually threw away all the business cards I had YESTURDAY. *o* Bad timing I guess...

[livvvvvvy1]

Your best video by far!!!!!!

[AimeeOnedirectioner]

lol!! 

[Girlsgeneration20011]

0:18 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha xD

[tiffany9414]

SOMEONE is high on caffeine....

[justwatchvideos1637]

Me: Watches video.

*We're sorry, but your web browser just crashed.*

I need something to shake!

[EvilMisstress]

0:20 is my FAVORITE Part XD

[twilightFREAK3620]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[Quacker8DEgonx3]

1:40 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[TheUltimateLovatic]

1:29 hahahahahahahaha

[CinCinniminni]

laughed so hard :D

[xXSkychanxX]

She didn't even sound like she was going to finish her sentence there. She was just all

"Oh, for the love of."

[BLTLipgloss1998]

@roxaslove23 kids watch this and stuff.... i watch these with my mom sometimes and if she saw this then i wouldnt be allowed to watch her. and shes beiny professional about her videos

[msfreya13]

1:30--1:47 AWKWARD

[OHSHCshows4654]

OMG! YOU ARE SUCH A GENIUS!! I get mascara screw ups ALL the time >.<'''' and its annoying as HELL~ Thank you for making this videeoo! you my friend... Are a life saver <3

[rockstarzplz]

haha i love the hurting the doll thing!

[fergalicioustep]

haha your funny :D and thats a really good ides too!! :))

[TheBearmiller]

cool im gonna use this idea

[theouigirls]

can you use this to put on eyeliner too?

[alshi6ania]

woow love it ..

[Nouramy1]

that so smart

[AceSChan]

This is my fav video of Michelle's :) Michelle you're gorgeous!

We love seeing your joking/silly side :)

[LPNNEWCOMB]

what are you shaking

[Critique808]

Vibrating mascara? Shouldn't you be using it on your pubic hairs instead or your lashes?

[HannahLucyAmber]

Frustration!!!!

[xxkaylaisepicxx]

hehehee that was hilarious with the mascara and when michelle waas looking around

[XxheyitsdaysiaxX]

dude you are amazing, no joke. c: 

[NickiMinajSwag101]

Loving the elevator music!!

[veronihika]

Oh lordy this is so perfect!!! I always ALWAYS mess up my mascara because my mascara has a different kind of brush and it's a pain! now it won't happen anymoooore! :D

[sydneyloveselmo]

awwwhhhh i love this tutorial! its my favvv

[Amiraap]

I totally LOVE the jokes but she probbeble won't be making anny videos when her family finds out...

(Just Kidding)

[MissMileyAnne]

the pedobear business card!! lol.

[EmeraldButterfly241]

This is the Michelle I want back! new Michelle is too serious! Be our fun loving, joke-cracking Michelle again! :D

[deamerdesigns]

frustration takes over 0:19

[VampireAddict1997]

Please could you do an alice in wonderland inspired look, ive been dying to see one off you x

[emocoon5]

plz do a twilight vampire look oh plz plz plz !!!!!

[Awsomeness123709]

"Vibrator" mascera.....^^"

[Shottielova2]

FRUSTRATION TAKES OVER!?!? Thumbs up for creepy guys with buisness cards!

[tommyheavenly711]

@xxLykABossxx back on you kaskade

[xxLykABossxx]

OMG whats the song ?!?!?! <3333

[mizuki6655]

love you Michelle thanks a bunch

:)

[CeceandRockyAddicts]

YOU ALL KNOW WHY I FAVORITED THIS!! What? It's a creative trick... :P

[TourtneyRose]

Totally needed this for my lower lashes ! :D

[Kate88301]

omg that was funny at 0:19 and 0:36

[heyheyheyhey505]

haha that part was really funny when she was like looking left and right. I never thought that michelle phan would make a sex joke thingy lol XD



[PunkRockDiva1979]

never though about doing this but i am going do it next time i put on makeup

[yasminebieber00]

i loooooooooooooooooooooooove uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[adept168]

I love you michellephan

[roxaslove23]

I miss this Michelle, so much more silly and natural. I like her new videos and all, but she doesn't seem genuine in her humor nowadays.

[UtaOtaku01]

@ :19 i had 1 of those and use to that wen i got and the noise would make me laugh so i got over it quick. I don't where it is now + i could really use it sumtimes.

[animefreak15959]

Am I the only one who thought Michelle had to try rlly hard to mess up on her mascara?

[TechManGuy1]

Nigahiga is your fan

[kittykat81877]

@TechManGuy1 REALLY

[xoxostar6]

Pshh I thought Michelle was innocent and not exactly dirty-minded

[SmashingPongo2]

I think i've somehow mastered not getting mascara on my eyelids . . . it never happens to me anymore O_O . . cool!

[GigglyBrisa72]

I miss how she would not only teach us something new, but also make us laugh too! All of Michelle's newer videos are boring. :(

[cicijj2243]

NEED FRUSTRATION DOLL



[charlotteannesteere]

Or....! When it gets on your eyelid you could lick your finger and wipe it of??!1

[InMyMakeupBag]

@charlotteannesteere this makes it easy.....and its just an alternative...she was clearly giving us an idea...

[ToxicWastelands]

@charlotteannesteere And...! You can possibly get some of those 100 million germs in your mouth to infect your eye and cause styes to appear??///?

[threenorns3]

@charlotteannesteere Or....! not. not to mention germs, but licking your finger and wiping is a great way to undo a lot of hard work (eyeliner, eyeshadow, contour, etc). q-tip is a good way to go, for precision cleaning, use a thin swathe of cotton ball wrapped around the blunt end of a toothpick. best of all? don't make the mess in the first place - use a business card!

[skygrace546]

That was kinda awkward cuz I'm like 11 and was watching with my and she started laughing.... I just pretended I didn't understand......

[Kaykayrose292]

*@cutie4lifexx2

[Kaykayrose292]

@cutieforlifexx2 LOL. Iknowhuh?!

[cutie4lifexx2]

lol casual masturbation illusion XD

[PhoenixBaby96]

i saw that peach eyeliner :)

[Chileniitha16]

I would really need that frusration doll xD

[friends890824]

She's so cute~~!!

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[PearlTower98]

so.funny

[scubo2]

Hahaha funniest vid Michelle!!!!!!!

[TheCaliswaggin]

Hahahahah omg so funny. This is soooo helpful too cuz I always get mascara on my eyelids:/

[AwesomeMrsPerson]

U R SO PRETTY! don't ever let anyone tell u ur not! SERIOUSLY UR SO PRETTY!

[implodinggalaxy]

god your gorgeous 

[NomNomCupcakeYay]

hahaha michelle phans dirty jokee xx

[dorkiiluvr313]

OMG SO FUNNY ! (: But Thanks For The Tip.

[emILYlovesBL337]

i have a punching bag instead of a frustration doll.

[wolfqueen2011]

lol i sooo need the frustration doll :3

[Kurochikami]

This is by far my favorite video from Michelle, EVAR!! it's hillarious, cracks me up everytime.. Especially the look on her face, when 'recieving the buisnesscard' kyahaha~

[victoriaaAyPaH]

I just saw this video again, it was really fun! pedobear lol

[noalovedamon]

omg so funny the start

[risingstar808]

LOL! *clicks the replay button* LMAO!!! XD You're too funny Michelle! :D

[livlead199]

ahahhahahhahaahahaa i love thissss

[Hyperbutterfly1990]

This trick had saved me many frustrations!! Ive been using it for over a year now :) thank you Michelle.

[ning1541]

Michelle looks funny in this video... :)

[AnjrTran]

omg, your smile is so beautiful

[chadelonon]

lmao between 1:29 and 1:46

[Rkagome140140]

LMFAO 0:17 AND 0:36 AND THE FUNNIEST XD 1:29 XD ALMOST PISSED MY SELF

[IzzyMonsta33]

I LOVE the part where she is attacking the toy. i cracked up lauging anddropped my headphones and my mom was staring at me like i was nuts because she didn't hear it.

[hettylala]

omg michelle phan made a sex joke HAHA

[buddiesbeauty]

@hettylala i know lol

[tetertoter43]

@hettylala lol +ur a pervert+

[hettylala]

@tetertoter43 lol ~no im not~

[yamilaaveo]

the right eye where u used the mabelline mascara was fuller, bigger and nicer, even though u say u prefer Lancome

[Priyotome]

You are really very Creative and this tutorial has a good humor. Why are not your other viseoes are like this. I mean those are brilliant, too; but with a little bit humor, those could ne as Kick ass as this one. :D

[Crystal2193]

HAHAHHA this is the best! XD

[a0last0request]

micheele looks sooo cute in this vid <3

[GreekAlbo]

love the video, but the mascara looks like it sucks, its all clumpy and doesnt make ehr lashes longer at all!

[supercutie1357]

this video was so funny!!

[tabithareganwilson]

Michelle Phan, why you so cute?

[raysoflight08]

Hahahaha Michelle making Pervy Jokes !

[lovemichellephan]

its one of my favourite videos...congratulations!!

[brookelovesyou444]

slowly puts vibrating mascara towards.... Ok, back to the tutorial!

[dominicanemrocks]

lol!

[mistygg1]

Since I am on a fixed income, all your tips help me. Thank you.

[Bibselita]

I want the old funny Michelle back ): I don't like the serious one. CRYCRYCRY.

[luckymay2012]

Lol I Want Michelle To Be Funny Again!!!

[NeverAgain483]

I don't even curl my lashes! I use this technique instead! PS using clear mascara before applying mascara helps separate the lashes! Love you, Michelle!

[peachpuppy45]

wuts with the doll? it looks weird O_O

[buddiesbeauty]

@peachpuppy45 omg stop being so serious ITS A JOKE

[iiiTammy]

Lmao

[mikaylalolz]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[meyra53]

0:34 her face!! hahahaa

[159Starfire]

1:38 XD

love this part XD XD XD

[rosasaguirre]

MICHELLLE!!!!!! what the heck did you do with Ms. Proffecional Phan?????

[TheCocotoo]

I had a pedo who gave me a business card out of his pants and I don't mean pockets. I think it would be kind of nasty if I used it on my face. >.> lolz

[madelyn525]

.... She still got mascara on her eyes.... :P

[linklover67]

PedoBear offered me his business card...

[ilovemichellephan656]

of course she prefered the lancome mascara... read the description

[Thily1234]

Am i the only one who wants the frustration doll?

[RainbowCraz]

@Thily1234 I have one (((:

[Thily1234]

@RainbowCraz =O LUCKKYY

[PhoenixBaby96]

@Thily1234 nope Chileniitha16 wants it too

[LienhhlovesschuuXx]

lol the first time will take u time but then after tht u can keep re-using it until its full of dried mascara o-o

[iwannahugyouu]

It would take much less long to just use the damn Q-tip...

[Chillililli100]

Michelle is so rich, she uses an eyeliner as a pencil o.O lucky girl... =)

[glamourcute]

0:18 i feel sorry for the stuff toy

[gehkackenfan]

Pedobear ? WTF ? O.o

[caycieann1]

Such a great idea! I hate when my shadow is perfect then my mascara messes it up

[bearz134]

So funny XD

[NiamhIsGingerful]

Or you can just clean it up. -.- not that hard.

[xXLoveNailsXx]

omg your amazing :) i love your videos! i will try this one!! xoxo

[VolcanoDiva]

The ''Frustration'' parts made me ROFLMFAO so hardly first time.. Still does!

[Rossana1512]

You're so funny!!This is a good idea,Michelle!!I tried this trick and my lashes were so perfect!!Thank you so much dear!!

[mw2girlvivoz310]

hahahaha u made me lauggghhh (,: love you machellee !:D

[BubzHugz]

Can we use Credit card?

[riseofdawn9666]

i think she should be funny like this more cuz it would probably get even more views :)

[emmalaymon13]

that was so funny i had to watch it again.... my sister and i woke my dad up laughing so hard

[winturbear]

That eyeliner is expensive. >:(

[MultiLynn84]

that was kool i now have a easy way to do my eyes faster for work...... ty

[PrincessZelda4875]

i cant belive that the top comment spelled "michelle" wrong

[MelodiesWithSophie]

@PrincessZelda4875 I can't believe you spelled "believe" wrong.

[PrincessZelda4875]

@MelodiesWithSophie

sorry typo

[MsBubzbeautylover]

@PrincessZelda4875 i can't believe that you are fighting about wrong spelling.

[PrincessZelda4875]

@MsBubzbeautylover

lol

[MrsHaleythedork]

0:36 Poor thing xDDDD

[tiffany9414]

LOL

[liz12991]

wow someone had some caffine before filming this.....

[GothicHearts05]

She just loves Kaskade I do too she's a good singer and artist!

[DaniDollyBeauty]

@GothicHearts05 Kaskade is a DJ...a male DJ....you confusing him with the popstar Kaskada different last letters

KaskadEEEEEEE = DJ

KaskadAAAAAAA = Popstar

[balbafoo]

@DaniDollyBeauty plus cascada is spelt with a "c" :)

[DaniDollyBeauty]

@balbafoo lol true true XD

[F41thnm3]

<3

[Soph03xx]

Omg, I've just seenon the side of Youtube, a video called: MICHELLE PHAN SUCKS................. Its so out of order, your amazing Michelle-overall and at makeup! So if you wanna report her or something her Youtube name is: dynamothomar Thanks, Soph03xx

[Naima141]

@Soph03xx you should've read the description in her video

[sweetheart7394]

omg, this just happend to me - he was over 40!!

[layzieczar15]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!1 MICHELLE!!!???? who knew!

[caribian20]

what is that doll it looks frustrationized

[374livelaughlove]

lol hehehe any way awsome tip ill use it



[iluvpanda14]

Wtf lol XD

[Sophielicious1000]

1:44 awkward... :P haha

[jplumboy]

And for you perverted people with those perverted minds XDD

[ragediablo]

cool! makes it covered fine.

[fuzzywuzzymi4]

i think this is when she did the best tutorials, and looked the best

[booboo20201]

i have the maybelline pulse perfection vibrating mascara

[ShawtySistas123]

yep so next time i get a business card imma pull out my mascara and use it for my eyes.

haha im jk i love you michelle ur funny in this video

[pinkglittermask]

lol frustation! :D

[ILuvtheMuppets11]

What happened to you on 1:37

LMFAO WHEN YOU STARTED SHAKING THE TOY . (: I like thismichelle .