Justice League of America 1997 (8)

[DrMrMATTYWATTY]

Oh god why......

[BBC69BBC]

Can u belive this people in 1997 thought this show was good lol

[bedofrazorsqwerty]

Oh shit! You can't stop the signal!

[gasol18]

What's funny is that their costumes are pretty spot on, and they look horrible, which is why all comic costumes are changed in movies to reflect a more serious tone. For the most part anyways.

[bengalifan]

I loved Misfits of Science, and I know I would have loved this too.

[bengalifan]

Remember, most shows during a pilot is unpolished.  I think this could have shaped into a good show once they got the permanent funding.

[TheWerewolfstyle]

This is Horrible..What were they thinking?

[Rakibrown111]

wow, what a load of crap!!!

[Eastfist]

What. The?

[DamienZshadow]

5:18 Did Green Lantern just make a helicopter out of his energy to fly?! WHY I ASK YOU!?

[simplelee92]

Holy smokes! Big time fail. Green lantern is not green, he needs to create a cheap copter to lift him up instead of him flying. Batman, Superman, and wonder woman are not there. i mean.. WOW hahahahaha!

[darksharxz]

I mean is it the Blue Lantern....?

[darksharxz]

crap

[darkmike333]

That....was soooo bad. Worse than Halle Berry's Catwoman-bad.

[captloizou]

Oh wow, Martian Manhunter has forgotten he can phase thru solid objects.

[DamienZshadow]

@captloizou Worse than that he says "Go, where I come from 300 degrees is a beach day!" BUT HE'S FROM MARS!! WHICH IS SO MUCH COLDER AND FARTHER FROM THE SUN THAN EARTH!! WTF?!

[captloizou]

@DamienZshadow Not only that, but MMs greatest fear is fire.

[DamienZshadow]

@captloizou So retarded it hurts.

[22centman36]

This was about as bad as smallville

[deltagolfo15]

why does green lantern grabs a tool to try to open the "door" why why

[jerrymeza]

@deltagolfo15 same reason he makes a copy of the Penguin's umbrella-copter from Batman Returns

[llperks]

Holy crap, useless Lantern. Apparently the most powerful weapon in the universe is nothing more then an inspector gadet device...

[tomasrys]

It was soooo bad that it turned out to be very entertaining.... specially after reading all the comments here... I thought Captain America and F4 in the nineties were the worst I had seen... I was mistaken...

[marlito166]

@ 8:45, that what she said! lol

[bfg1996]

No Batman, no Superman, no Aquaman, no wonderwoman?????? This isnt Justice League!

[magortom]

@bfg1996 At least they have 2 of the big 5

[anto31100]

@bfg1996 WELL,IT'S jUSTICE lEAGUE iNTERNATIONAL,THE POST.CRISIS VERSION.

[gtobandit1]

@bfg1996 its more team B of superheros.

[mason62100]

Also, why is Martian Manhunter's face so doughy. Ummmm... Gross... Plus, Fire is supposed to be a sexy Brazilian woman!! Sophia Vergara anyone?

[deltagolfo15]

@mason62100 sofia vergara is not brazilian she is colombian

[mason62100]

Seriously?! Lmao! Disclaimer: No notable actors were used in this film. Due to a low budget and little time we decided to spit this hot mess out last minute. This crap was brought to you by Juicy Fruit! ;)

[thebarryallenflash2]

Why are Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter so damn useless in this abomination?

[greatamericansongboo]

Was there no such thing as CGI back then? I don't remember special effects sucking so bad back then?

[dcg1976]

I can see why it never saw the light of day.

[farley34]

@dcg1976

yeah comic books were not soap opera's

[CthulhuTheDarkOne]

so many options ok lantern catch the suitcase with ring before it fell make a giant wall to hold back the wave fire evaporate the water atom grow giant to make a counter wave flash run along water to make a counter wave her freezing it is the lamest choice the giant glacier she made would still have momentum and crush the coast ugg

[MistaMemphis10]

Who is the black chick playing Fire? She's hot and she has a nice ass!!!

[IRREVERENTEACTIVO]

WTF Is This???? Who thought of even producing this piece of CRAP??

[sasuke172533]

Watch out Avengers!!

[Arqui3D]

Why is she surrounded by cosplay nerds?

[jcamp84]

Not only did they use the costumes from Six Flags they also used the actors and the set for the stunt show.

[mrgb46]

You can buy this at rare movies world wide dot com....

[Mannchild11]

OMG talk about miscast. The outfits are horrible and the heroes have very low self esteem. The acting is atrocious and wait a minute...Turquoise Lantern? hahahaha.

[Mannchild11]

OMG talk about miscast. These heroes have the lowest self esteem plus the hokey outfits...o wait it never made it to the screen. LOL. I wonder why.

[CDarthDynoP]

The only thing cool was the special effects for Flash...everything else needed to be killed with fire

[TheLegendaryTim]

the woman playing "ICE" is smoking hot. Great eyes. And lips. WOW!

[MrSucka3000]

So a piece of gum can fix a door. GAY AS HAAAAAYYYYYYEEEELLLL!!!!!!!!!

[PoopaMagus]

I swear Green Lantern is the Crazy captain from Band of Brothers Capt. Ronald Speirs

[2uMRAsh]

Green lantern has one of the most powerful weapons in the universe and uses a crowbar???!! HAHAHAHA!

[kabajip]

oh jesus, how did this even get past a single day of shooting?

[TheSapphireDragon1]

thank god we were saved from this crap

[opstinger2]

Green Lantern.. using a crowbar... WTF is this crap.

[Ivansky24K]

Isn't the Martian supposed to be scared of fire or hight temp??? WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

[Ivansky24K]

Isn't Fire brazilian? No fighting? WTF??? I can't just sit back and enjoy it, it fucking hurts my eyes. I don't know how I got this far. It's anoying. Thanks for posting anyway. I see why it di'dn't make it.

[Zlydoc]

Justice geeks of America !

[GiefGoldPlx]

How did they freeze saltwater.

[101kka]

why did he have to make himself smaller to get past a door that was open?

[jonathan92485]

Thank god for CGI

[SuperFishattack]

6:26 - Intentionally tripped to see up the girl's skirt. LOL

[m1ckl0v1n]

why even bother if ur not gonna research the charecters?

[zadrhion]

Ah - the great Justice League stopped by...a shorted-out door?!?!?! WTF? The Superfriends could fight there way outta that one.

[ddraven]

Who's the green lady????

[j3x5b]

Justice league 1950's ? Worst than Batman and robin of the 60's . .

[gwarfan55]

so ice can't freeze a fucking drop of water, but a tidal wave, yea sure, no problem.

[gangrail]

flash is too slow

[amberbamber44]

what thr fuck is this shit

[MAZZ0Murder]

Well at least he made a chainsaw...before becoming super pitiful...but wtf did anyone else try to do? Just fly and run around?! And there's no suspense really...Martian Manhunter doesn't give a dime about much...

[TheVertigoWarr]

... and also, a guy with a ring that is limited only by willpower and imagination simply giving up like- "I cant stop the wave"?. Green Lantern could have done 20 different things before the wave was even produced (i.e. not wasting time talking & using his ring to quickly imprison the villain in the first place, or when the briefcase was thrown simply catch it instead of looking shocked & give up) Whoever wrote this clearly would never have enough imagination to wield a ring

[TheVertigoWarr]

Oh this entire thing is just so terrible is actually quite amusing..... I also love how obvious the entrance to the base is. Yes because a group of people dressed as superheroes using a clearly visible door out in the open during the middle of the day doesn't raise any suspicions at all....

[coppertweed]

huh-hwow! This sucks..

[questionandtheanswer]

I just dnt know sabre to say if we had to rely on that jla we would all be slaves to low brow bad guys like clock man and calender man .

[dasanix120362]

This show suck ass he couldnt use the ring to open it lol and thee martian couldnt phase them out lol wtf cheap asses no wonder batman and superman or wonderwomen or even thier pfft gay! lol

[FangsFirst]

...Guy...Rayner?

[WillyhamFruit]

Wait, can't manhunter phase!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[MangoDTango]

@WillyhamFruit Yes, Manhunter can phase through any substance and Flash can speed up the molecules of his body so he can pass through solid matter. I have NO IDEA what was going on in this show.

[MrNaong]

SRSLY??? 28 LIKES?!?! UMM, WHY???

[DaBearsRockMySox]

lmao and i thought the 1990 version of captain america was bad.......

[brucewayneswag24]

-Blue Lantern.

-Costume fails all day.

-Yeah the water would totally melt and flood the shit out of the city.

-Where the Fuck is Batman and Superman?

-Juicy Fruit!?!!??!?!?

THIS is the reason The Avengers are getting a movie and not the Justice League.

[Christina314]

Martin: "I guess we can't be together because you know Fire.... but I was okay with being with you when I thought you were Fire. No no... don't question my weird motivations, or my stalker ways..."

[FanOfBats]

wow, pretty cool

[Marvel126]

OMG this was horrible hahahaha

[SKAman635]

This thing is filled with "Hey it's that guys"

[demonrising101]

lol they built a door that they cant get through, not even martian manhunter whos supposed to be able to walk through almost anything

[supermanvenom2]

I had no idea this movie existed lol.

[alixandraeight]

what was with the random kids...

[alixandraeight]

what was with the random kids...

[danzinnyman]

uhhhh i just noticed this is that kyle rayners GL symbol orrrr is that supposed to be hal?

[danzinnyman]

question i know ill get crap from fanboys but whos the black chick with green ive seen her in co0mics and stuff but forgot who she is ..btw the bad guy is the bad guy from blank check....face palm

[CNialDeMencha]

Is it just me or is green lantern looking a bit...... Blue?

[danzinnyman]

@CNialDeMencha hahaha yeah and then in the part where their like were trapped im like bull ish green lantern and the martian coulda easily got out

[amorxburbuja]

Fire designed these costumes? That explains everything that is terrible about this.

[VOLKHVORONOVICH]

"Surf's up." Good line.

[daveypresh]

soooooooo bad

[p0wnagepkerftw]

great.. now i got juice all over my laptop.

[aaronoman]

Oh my goodness! The guy with the briefcase is played by the same actor who played the head honcho crook in Blank Check!

[JoshShaps]

Let those who worship evil's might

Beware my power...TURQUOISE LANTERN'S LIGHT!

[XAdmiralSX]

which GL is this? He looks mostly like Kyle Rayner to me but he's dressed like Guy Gardner

[CNialDeMencha]

@XAdmiralSX Wasn't Guy Gardner black?

[ringo4eva1]

Is that Green lantern Kyle Rayner?

[Yonetan3000]

WHY THE F*** IS GRREN LANTERN BLUE!

[shingi70]

Isn't Martian Manhunter  weak against heat?

[seriesdetv]

The production on this is a Telenovela not a aventure wirh Superheroes

[Xcoming2]

Ice can help by making them some lunch

[Xcoming2]

if they had batman and superman, this would have lasted less than 30 minutes.

[kidkrasher]

this version of jla sucks!!! flash has the physique of a crackhead, martian manhunter has a swollen face, they were too dumb to use their super powers to get the door open, green lantern makes sum kind of helicopter when he can friggin fly, and atom uses gum to repair a complex system!!! Oh yeah, Green lantern's not even green, he's f'n TURQUOISE!!!

[leiefilm]

@kidkrasher Isn't the TURQUOISE guy,the one they called blue betle in the comics?

[mcboltron]

i wonder why this show never made it?

[Cattsith]

Thank heaven the Turquoise Lantern was there to save the day.

[NigelRumpstead]

Hey that's Kimberly Clark from "Son of the Beach".

[ShutUpH00ker]

@NigelRumpstead Wasn't the black one Jamaica St. Croix ?

[wanderer711]

Even the Greatest American Hero wouldn't hang out with THIS Justice League

[towdow3]

Did the atom just get placed on fires' boobs? :)

[17randomfreekicker23]

what kind of green lantern is this!!!!! If this is kyle ranner,then his ring should have been blue..not green!!!1..he should be could the blue lantern of hope

[slammarbyhammer]

THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER DONE TO THE JLA EVER! WORST THAT CRY FOR JUSTICE' WORST THAN ACT OF GOD!

[ferris0913]

This is by FAR, the worse show of all time.

[ShootingStar251982]

Green.... er... Blue Lantern is no match for the almighty falling briefcase!

[stitch99]

No, Dr. Eno. You send her with a bomb, not a tracking device and then follow it up with a tractor beam. You fail as a villain, even if you are one of two interesting characters in this film.

[MrTiwad]

...wait, what did I just see?

[claudelol]

Hope none of these guys got a job in the acting business after this, lol.

[ferris0913]

@claudelol - GL (matthew settle) was on "Band of Brothers" as Capt Speirs.

[EliteslayerX]

There are so many things I could say are wrong about this, let me just go with: I'm no scientist, but I'm 300 degrees is not natural on Mars. Given that it's farther from the sun than the Earth and has no atmosphere, I'm pretty sure it's insanely cold. At least if Elton John's "Rocket Man" has taught me anything.

[demondan1974]

This is a joke right, This is horrible.

[MrThinwhiteduke1]

I liked the Martian Manhunter.Wasn't he Charles on MASH?

[ReneeMontoya12]

@MrThinwhiteduke1 I believe he was.

[stijnxd]

costume fails

[halenguy]

Is that water not going to melt at some point and flood the shit out of town?

[halenguy]

why the fuck would they make green lantern blue? Hello his fucking name is GREEN lantern! And the martian manhunter looks like the mask.

[VladGLX]

@halenguy its not blue you fools, its green, its just an odd shade and the lighting makes it look bluish.

[theinfamousmrsleep]

LMAO what the fuck is this?

[TheTardcoreDiaries]

why is green lantern blue?

[atomicbunnygirl]

Yo! I don't even read comics! But this show is fucking boring as hell! Less chit chat more blood splat

[reedrichards82]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Demerzel2000]

"Darn weathermen. They're never right." Worst. One-liner. Ever.

[mothore]

WTF did this show do to Green Lantern!?

[starkiller20293]

The Green Lantern is apparently the baby blue lantern...good god almighty.

[ChrisOfMelbourne]

The worlds most powerful heroes meet their greatest challenge - A LOCKED DOOR!! Ummm Green Lantern - you know you have a POWER RING???? Martian Manhunter has super strength? This is hysterical. Green Lantern cant catch a falling laptop. Flash looks like he's mentally challenged. Fire and Atom just fly around and...do nothing. And their most powerful member decides to stay in the base and refuses to help. Are these the heroes that Batman & Superman refuse to hang out with?

[LEFTERISffff]

@ChrisOfMelbourne xaaxxaxaxa 

[wanderer711]

@ChrisOfMelbourne MM Can Phase too

[vlunney]

@ChrisOfMelbourne or MMH can PHASE through? im shocked David Ogden Steirs needed the money bad enough to do this crap.

[skizlerful]

@ChrisOfMelbourne Well said my friend. Martian Manhunter can also phase through objects, and Flash can vibrate his molecules through solid objects. Atom could also have shrank to the size of a crumb and simply walked under the door

[MyFlipNWorld]

@ChrisOfMelbourne lol

[zebowillisjr]

i thank whatever god there is that this show wasn't picked because i'm sure the Apocalypse would've followed. I'm surprised we made it through the steal movie

[scockery]

The 1990 FLASH's costume was soooo much better. 

[Godzilla370]

@scockery agreed!

[enyawd1977]

@scockery

You ain't kidding...these guys look like a bunch of comic-con rejects playing dress-up! LOL

[stitch99]

Green Lantern and Dr. Eno are the only characters I'm actually interested in.

[REALpyrodark]

lol is that "Charles Emerson Winchester III" playing Martian Manhunter!? omg where adults supposed to watch this?

[SoyDeMemphisTN]

That black chick is hot!!!! And dude's French is terrible by the way..hahaha

[whitewolfgt21]

lord help me to forget that i ever watched this crap

[SuperDaveTV]

Hal would've caught the briefcase.

[TwiztidIndica]

Over all I liked it, pilots get cleaned up more when they get picked up and get more money , this could of pretty decent with some polish and by the second or third season the technology for the SFX would be vastly better

[zufgh]

A good finale but overall a dissapointing pilot.