How to Cook Eggs

[itsmeMariika]

you would've put the title called "How To Crack An Egg" . cuz thats usually wat ur doing on the video o.o

[OopsYouFailed]

If you don't know how to cook an egg, but know how to browse videos effectively, you really should ask yourself some questions.

[DarknessToEmbrace]

ok now i know to cook ma.

[indrit9]

wow i started watchin, a watch worth 72,000 euros, to digital watches, to cooling systems for gaming pc's, to gaming setups, to frying a bacon on you ps3, to frying an egg on your cpu, to frying an egg holding it on a spoon, to this. youtube is trying to tell me something and how right you are youtube. time for me to cook some food.

[onlyMTBlade]

I like how the title says how to cook eggs and in the video he talks about cooking eggs, but he doesn't actually get to the point where he does cook an egg... But I don't care because of the griping commentary. Can't wait to find out what happens next!

[Writichy]

Next video: How to breath

[Iruriyu]

Useless idiot.

[pepadark]

I GOT HUEVOS

[deltaD07]

0:34  thats what she said

[NeeKroVal]

this video taught me everything i kno about kookin with eggos

[MrCuteprince17]

aaaaah............. makanyan mu pala mamiritung ebun neh kalbo? eni balu ku na...

[MrCuteprince17]

Thanks Kalbo.. I know now how to cook an eggs. How to break them and how to fry them.. Thanks! A good start for a student like me....

[The5starSTUNNNA]

THUMBS UP IF YOU HATE IT WHEN A LITTLE PART OF THE EGGSHEEL GOES INTO YOUR EGG

[grogee100]

soooo,, when you gonna cook the eggs????

[bad2thebone94]

we know how to crack an egg man



[12DMC81]

I will teach my kids using How to videos on youtube

[MrWarriornelson]

Damn dude Just cook the damn eggs man i just wanna know my mom left

[sunnyastronaut]

@MrWarriornelson All you do is crack 3 eggs into a pan (coat the pan with butter or oil so it doesn't get sticky) and just mix them around (for scrambled eggs) for about 3-5 minutes until they are slightly brown. Serve with your favorite sauce and enjoy!

[thevideosthatyoulove]

how to prepare eggs*

[epic00hou]

took him 4mins to crack and whisk a few eggs

[LaughNowOrDie]

EZ egg?

[look3127]

You should change the title to "how to brake eggs"

[thestarsprism]

What the hell? I thought I was going to learn how to make some friggin eggs.

[samanbandana]

@skateNgame808 never!

[springdom]

youtube is school

[CobraMan76]

Oh yes, I'm autistic and I was going to smash the egg over my head. You know me, bro.

[samanbandana]

fake, only women belong to the kitchen!

[EvanGameReviews]

then skip to 3:00

[EvanGameReviews]

skip to 2:11

[tjdray1]

Thumbs up if you have two eggs.

[tvmanjkl1]

@tjdray1 what if I have 3.

[EvanGameReviews]

this is absolute chaos

[TheCrossov3r]

this is how to crack an egg, thanks for nothing

[hiphopguru81]

this guy just rambles on about cracking a fuckin egg. Not to mention he looks like an egg

[1STAPPEARANCEHULKED]

@hiphopguru81 ikr

[puppy20000]

@hiphopguru81 LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[Kantecy]

@hiphopguru81 HHAHHAHAAAHHA!!!! OMFG UR LAST SENTENCE WAS SO FKING TRUE!

[CAIsMyCrack]

Awesome, thanks.

[dutky90]

Every time you say kitchen I think about women, how weird is that? lol

[MechaRadio]

um, what the hell. 3 minutes and 55 seconds of this video is about cracking the egg and cake batter. If I wanted to watch that, I would've searched for a video that's titled "How to Crack an Egg and Other Useless Nonsense Besides Actual Cooking".

[ChoppinMagicTreez]

i didnt see any fuckin coooking

[pumkinvine]

Hmm, Monkeysee is apparently an Expertvillage clone. ie. WORTHLESS!

[yurimxpxman]

2 minutes to describe the safety precautions in cracking eggs (without mentioning salmonella). And I thought I'd seen it all.

[manicpimp]

Awesome egg cracking

[CobraMan76]

My egg didn't look like that when I seperated it. DAMN YOU PHOTOSHOP AND VIDEO EDITING.

[SmileChelseaSmile]

Hi. i learned to cook eggs when i was 5. bye.

[iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa]

Lol who doesnt know how to crack an egg without getting the shells in ? ... if you do my grandmother taught me a trick ... if a piece of shell gets in it .. take some of the whole cracked egg shell and scoop the pieces out .. the egg shell acts as a magnet towards the pieces of shell

[Joker10487]

3:01 i swear i saw this on a porno

[miketh6]

thank you youtube.. my eggs were great.. by the way this video only teaches how to break an egg...

[poopiepants0410]

@miketh6 if you were butt naked on a mountain your eggs would suck so bad

[miketh6]

@poopiepants0410 yeah you are right dude

[theguy23able]

I didn't learn how to cook an egg.

[auburntygr]

Its very nice how he broke the egg. YouTube is just like Google's backup server.

[brandongarced]

0:01

[angrywinds]

i have to learn this shit because ma crazy femenist mother is now refusing to cook. every agree she a bitch? 

[idlehavok]

@angrywinds she probally a lesbian

[jilijub]

yay, i won't kill another egg by breaking it now!(i've killed many baby chickens before eating them by dong that)

[On1L1nk]

@jilijub It's dead by the time it reaches you. It's stayed unhatched for too long and the fetus cannot sustain itself away from the hen for so many days. Eggs are supposed to hatch the same day. Try putting an egg to hatch after you buy it from the store...

[pouyanman]

0:01

[g6u6s5]

this guy is badass

[VIPBaller]

i just did my first egg!!!!!! WOOHOO it tasted damn good :P

[DiAI3L0]

0:01

[TheMac259]

@DiAI3L0 just refresh the page it skips the ad

[timg455]

Let's think safety, hahaha.

[Princess100112]

i cant even use a stove im 12 years old

and im a girl

[nurulabma]

@Princess100112

me either, and im FIFTEEN. imagine!! Grrrrrr. How do i do it..LOL...

[momoe42]

u didnt cooka ny eggs dumbass, all u did is break and jerk the Yoke Off.

[Fendisaoming]

Maybe retitle the video how to crack eggs. I watched this video and did not learn how to cook eggs any better than I did 4 minutes ago.

[MrMostwanted2009]

you really dont need to use knife, just crack it open on the side of the place and job done

[koans808]

Im guessing every1 under my post is white. If u dont know how to cook an egg. Im guessin ur too stupid to even cook cereal.

[Aprilshowersss]

wtf does bein white have to do with it!? If you can't cook an egg, yeah I agree with you you are probably of low intelligence. But wtf does being an particular race have anything to do with it? I happen to be Caucasian and I can COOK!

[ZenAngbuhang]

Wow so cool!!

[jackiechula]

I love it!

[azuramanuel]

xD I thought you were Hitler! Nice job anyways!

[Sudano66]

i really want to learn how to cook. where do i look. im so sick of crap food.

[punanibuzzed]

i just learned in the past year and a half. just practice. buy a decent cookbook. follow the recipes and get to work. you will start to figure it out but it does take time and practice. if you like to cook though, you dont mind. i started with a french cookbook., the french know how to eat.

[dogeboy13]

hell yeah sharp shit and hot shit.. lets cut that sharp shit into my scin and then take that hot shit and make it burn the cut shoot yeah hell yeah thats hoist we like it

[CreveCoeurChick]

wow.

i am now educated.

[brandonwhatitdo]

thanks man i just made my first 2 eggs! they taste great!

[1ockedand1oaded]

hmm when i think cooking eggs a think boiling... well i suppose this makes a better video.

:-D fire firefighters rule!!! (they seem less exiting in england though

[seiya209]

youtube is my friend

[4ktwp]

Really good, I learnt something here. Thanks

[4ktwp]

I learnt some things here. Thanks a lot.

[yilindarling]

haha thx it really helped!!!

[advanup]

damn too complicated, i guess i am gonna eat mine raw, and then sit under the sun hope it works.

[Rhomeozon]

@advanup heres how i cook the egg break an egg put it on the pan fry one side then flip fry other side then boom done

[goldenkro]

who dosnt know how to make scrambled fuckin eggs

dumb ass

[computewiz123]

alot of ppl probably

[xxxsmokey]

mee

[xXSVxPhantom]

people who have never done it before..

[T3L3TV]

me dumbass

[souloner]

wtf is he teaching?

[misterslapnuts]

hope this guy is a better firefighter than he is egg peeler, that was excrusiating to watch!!!!!

[Jamesinberko]

Cheers m8 i needed help with afew cooking stuff I had trouble with some stuff thx

[JTproductionTV]

make me

[animeownage86]

Everything you need to learn in life can be learned on youtube.

[seiya209]

wao you are like me....

my love friend told me that Im addict to youtube

[crazypipol]

we are so blessed that a lot of people actually take their time to make a video about different kinds of stuff. that's why youtube is very useful. :)

[fattymahh]

yeah...you said it... XD

[southernwoman2010]

@animeownage86 GOT THAT RIGHT

[papermaker107]

@animeownage86 that, or in the bible

[animeownage86]

@papermaker107 No the only thing that can be learn from the bible is a little common sense most of it is just 2000 year old desert scribblings.

[papermaker107]

@animeownage86 do you belive what is in there?

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@animeownage86 youtube>college

[ilikecoding]

@animeownage86 True. I got my pilot licence on YouTube.

[10torrent]

@ilikecoding really?

[educatedrevolutionay]

THATS WHY WE HAVE DISHWASHERS!! x]

HAHAHA!!

[jman6718]

Eggs give me an orgasm in my mouth. =]

[orgster1469]

already knew how to crack eggs....was looking for how to COOK eggs

[coumn]

Mr Security!! I love you!

[jiggalojeff212]

is this serious? it cant be!

[SomaVIII]

thank you so much man

[Synyst3rGat3sA7X]

Thanks, I was hungry. :)

[MEpianist]

Great vid, great personality, thanks man

[dawnrun911]

I love eggs

[sodoku50]

My sentiments exactly!!

[Ramo221]

me too :P

[Thewaterofthepool]

god i love cooking eggs

[rayramis22]

god i love eggs