Mark and Lard CLASSIC CUTS. MULL OF KINTYRE

[The767300captain]

miss these two they were the best

[westham4eva]

I'm 21, my brother's 30. Im so jealous that he got to grow up with decent radio, decent tv and generally decent people.

[thegenuineseer]

Anyone who cannot stop saying "Ehm", "Er", as much as Mark just should not be on the radio. Only idiots are not annoyed by this.

[mr2gti]

YouTube - RAM OFF - I am NOT putting Ad's on my Videos!

Keeping it biggety bong people!

[johnthefarmer]

Two fantastic funny blokes who weren't bothered about their own petty ego's and couldn't give a flying feck about owt.

Bring them back.

[davyb2112]

ha ha

bring back the mark and lard........

[JONNOG88]

God I miss Mark & Lard

Radio 1 has been shit since they left. Especially since they replaced them with Edith Bowman and Colin ; (

[TheKrissydabird]

listen to clips every week since they finished..GOD I STILL MISS UM!!!!! Get moyles off and bring mark and lard back...its been too long :(

[mrastra2002]

"HI"

[wooner69]

Classic



[pageygeeza]

I remember driving home from work listening to that, nearly crashed my car through laughing too much!

[ashtree50]

I just genuinely cried listening to that.

[bobbins53]

Many a happy afternoon at work I spent listening to Mark and Lard! ...I even spent a lot of time fundraising to bring them back, only to fall at the last hurdle... I was 10p short! :(

[quamenmike2]

@bobbins53 i've got ten pee!

[klistarf]

I still listen to Radio 1 during my working day. I, along with Radio 1, still miss Mark and Lard! Quite simply, LEGENDS... \m/ (:o)

[teacupofnickers]

I SO REMEMBER THEM DOING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE WHERE I WAAS SITTING AND EVERYTHING!

[donks63]

biggady biggady bong so it is

[andysquirrell]

'kin :D

mark and lard, a (long) moment in time that will never be equalled.

[andysquirrell]

'kin ace. shame they let it lie.

[lannn]

Does anyboby remember the final moment where Lard said STOP! then there was dead air for about 20mins afterwards. The radio really did die so to speak.

[mr2gti]

@lannn It's downloadable, the WHOLE thing on a few torrent sites.

[lannn]

@mr2gti I recorded the whole thing to MD on the day. Besides, Im more interested in the evening shows they did.

[roachnumber1]

@lannn I never listened to radio1 again after that final stop youre very right, radio died that day

[madasirrah]

@lannn

I actually shed a little tear when that happened, radio hasnt been the same `kintyre same since!

[vernonbear]

Brings back fantastic memories! :-)

[adzthejuggler123]

@coltsuperocean 10-Whilst i agree with everything you say,to be fair,Scottt Mills has had the odd moment like badly bleeped TV (youtube it if you've not heard it) but he only worked when he had the now departed Chappers to have a knockabout with.

Radio 1 is now dumbed down to cabbaged moron level as is Radio 2(with the exception of Ken Bruce who's like your witty ,world wisely favorite uncle).

Not so much a shower of shite,more a monsoon of effluent.......with a giant log wedged in the u-bend.

[coltsuperocean10]

Comedy greats!! The best thing ever on R1 by far. Compare Mark & Lards absolute comedy brilliance to fucking utter shit like Scott Mills, Greg James, Chris Moyles, Fearne Cotton and it makes you wonder what the appeal of radio 1 is now? In fact I turn over from R1 so often now, I probably wont bother before long. Im 22 and I think Radio 1 is so fucking pretentious and full of bullshit presenters full of their own shit, wanting to increase their own pathetic egos. Mills doesnt even like music!

[TheWiganKebab]

@coltsuperocean10

Bang on mate. Bang on.

[flashyboylawton]

A sad day for radio...Stop but no carry on.....The day radio died.....Thank god ive still got hours worth on my hard drive to play to my kids and their kids and their kids and......................

[flashyboylawton]

A sad day for radio...Stop but no carry on.....The day radio died.....Thank god ive still got hours worth on my hard drive to play to my kids and their kids and their kids and.........................

[flashyboylawton]

Agreed.How sad to finish the show.STOP but no CARRY ON....Thank god i've got hours worth on the hard drive.The day that radio died.

[oioistone]

love the cornbeef

[JOJOBANANAZ1]

SAVE TO FAVOURITES a load of these clips..including - LARDS ANIMAL SANCTUARY, OH LUCKY YOU,...BEAT THE CLOCK,.. FROGGING ETC ETC................... then PRESS AUTOPLAY and SHUFFLE... and you can have MARK AND LARD EVERY DAY for 1hr... 2hrs or whatever you want

[fuckthecsa]

awesome !!!!!! fckin mull of kyntyre !!!!!!

[peterknowles69]

finally read marks "thank you for the days"..chuffin brill !! still miss em big style

[longueville04]

.........and so,the online petition starts here! bring mark and lard back to radio 1 or whoever else will allow them to allow us to piss ourselves each afternoon. anyone else up for this?

[mr2gti]

@longueville04 WIN IDEA!

[Dirtysantchez99]

@longueville04 Seconded!

[webbhead92]

@longueville04 Bring em all back. Simon Mayo, Steve Wright, Chris Evans, Nicky Campbell, Jackie Bramballs, RIP Peely and Kev Greening, Danny Baker and Simon Bates. Lisa i'anson can stay away though.

[TheCuriousOrange83]

Bigidy bigidy bong!

[vonrikety]

quality radios not the same without the shed of dread or the chance to win five whole pounds blimey charlie its a lot of cash!!

[ady10001]

'kin brilliant. ar kid.

[WHELDON74]

' KIN' FUNNY

[HarvsPenzance]

i 'kin laughed.

[powergod123]

please get rid of that crap on radio at the moment and bring these back.

[prestwoodwolf]

Legends. Even very kindly mentioned my sons football team when they had won their league on the "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS" section. Thank you for many, many funny moments. Please get them back Radio 1!!

[crispthief]

The best bit of "V" ...ever!

[Troyster21]

So many quality items back then.....

[hawkeye448]

You may wish they never went away but theyd never been able to do this on R1 of the modern day. The Beeb is so spineless these days. Even worse since the phone scandals & Ross/Brand gate.

[funkysteve28]

Missed this last show. Just made me cry with laughter. Kin brilliant!

[coltsuperocean10]

Simply the best show on radio 1 ever!! By far!! marc & lard still sadly missed. I cant listen to those talentless cunts on Radio 1 anymore, they are all talentless fucking speach impeded boring dull self absorbed un funny twats!!

[andyveccyv6]

what about slim shady and the animals and craig n davids sandwich shop,bernard the bullfrog wrigley with his quant english customs as in boning the beyonce???????

[bobnutzya]

F'kin irreplaceable "in that condition"

[al3699]

i almost crashed my van listening to this on the radio. we should e-mither them to reform

[feederdave]

f'kin brill!

[BobM925]

Err, "competition" I meant... Sadly you can't correct typo's on Youtube!

[BobM925]

Skin the competion..

..alive!

Please reform lads and keep us laughing!

[YELLOWBIRD1970]

Years since i heard this and i am in tears of laughter.

And the classroom sketch with the teacher Mrs Basty-Nastard.

[johnnyrevell]

"mull of kintyre, mist rolling in from the 'kin sea..."

Biggedy biggedy bong!

[ady10001]

'kin Paul Macartney

[jadekelly16]

Pure genius....please, please , please reform!

[willnotallow]

Where#s Carry on!

10pence short and all those wonderful catchphrases we loved????????

[willnotallow]

where's the Cor brimey Charie?

Five pounds?

[OasisShmoasis]

Genius!!

But still...

...Not a patch of "Mull of Timperley" by Frank Sidebottom...

[peterknowles69]

well,it may sound sad but we went to see markie boy at the hay arty farty fest last week and he was excellent would never dream of going there for any other reason so so so miss the boyz and for the record it was van halens jump as last track boo yah u suck mr zep boy

[dan8400]

I think you'll find the last ever track was crazy crazy nights by kiss.....

[coltsuperocean10]

peter, the last song they played was Crazy Crazy Nights by Kiss.Boo yah you suck mr van halen boy!! Not so smart now are you?

[nickbaldeagle01]

I was 'avin' a drink then...

[nickbaldeagle01]

BACK OFF THE MIC

[nickbaldeagle01]

Is it worf' owt?

[maddogscott]

The best duo on radio...

half chips, half rice....

[1andydoesdallas1]

god i miss this. back on radio 2 is a awesome idea.

[ElBlizz]

They hated the playlists on radio 1 - being forced to play crap music. If only they would reform on radio 2. Once a week would be good enough. No one on radio 1 has even come close to matching these pair of clowns and probably never will. Oh lads, oh lads, oh lads - please reform!!

[ady10001]

I think they mutually agreed to split but to be fair they have not done any occasional stuff together like they said they would.

Lard's Radio 6 show is ok but Radcliffe is wasted team ing up with that lame duck Maconie.

Once a week togeher late night would be ace.

[baconsandwich2007]

I don't know why they don't get Lord Lard of Levenshulme back with Scrawn when Maconie is on holiday.

[Eightball69]

Bring back the Pixie Dance!

[NSL165]

Why oh why did Radio 1 split these two up? There will never be anything as funny on there ever again. Remember Morris Idol? Sheer brilliance!

[mjd775]

..I remember hearing this 1st time round whilst driving. I was in tears of laughter at the lights and other drivers were looking at me gone out!! Brilliant radio presenters, Radio 1 fucked up big time taking these two very genuinely funny blokes off the show. Radio 1 is total shit now, Moyles, Whilley, Mills, a bunch of cunts!! More interested in their own egos!!

[shrinkingman66]

it was a very sad day when they finished.

[webstercat1971]

Fkin great, fkin love it....

fkin classic

sounds great on the audio preview lol!!

[barrybas]

Wonderful stuff. Fking wondrous. Surely the odd Mark and Lard one off special now and then is in order..

[chrishandy76]

listened to the very first and last show.Loved listening to them EVERY day. Chalk and Cheese, Lard's animal sanctuary. Miss the show big time. Saw the Shirehorses at Liverpool uni. Such a laugh!

[ady10001]

funniest clip on YouTube.

[sharkeywez]

Mark and Lard absolute Legends!! Real entertainment!!

[wooner69]

Superb stuff, must have been the last time I listened to radio 1

[michaelscreen]

This is genius. Managers and Tossers want mediocrity sadly.

[thylacine666]

absolute genius replaced by colin and edith what the fuck??

[ady10001]

I think the last Mark and Lard show was one of the greatest radion shows of all time.

Colin and Edith need to die. At least Colin did the decent thing and got off daytime and onto the night show.

[mjd775]

..that is radio gold that is!! You cant get radio like this anymore, its all gone shite!! Proper shite!! I dont bother with Radio 1 anymore. Moyles, Whilley, Bowman, all pretentious cunts, but the thing that does my head in, is that stupid irritating twat Scott mills, who is on R1 and knows fuck all about music!!!! never been to a gig or a festival, never heard of the stone roses or Led Zeppelin, and hes on R1!! what a twat !!

[BeeeAitchPeee]

..`kin pissed mesen!

[fakelegache]

ahhh brilliant..they saved the best till last and stuck two fingers up at the assholes who sacked em...crying shame and radios loss.

[dan11789]

BRING BACK MARK AND LARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Radio is shit without you!!

[powergod123]

too bleedin right

[farman10122]

f,ckin amazin stuff.

[digthatholenow]

The funniest radio shows ever. I had a driving job when they were on and got fa done in the afternoons. I was in tears when Fat Harry White said he had to "leave a deposit in the back passage" i can still remember the road I was on at the time.

[farman10122]

had a driving job at the time to,couldn't wait for an afternoon of mark and lard.me and my mate almost died when they did the rhinestone cowboy classic cut.M.C.

[roaduser]

the rhinestone cowboy WAS the funniest one, many a time driving i had to pay extra care due to laughing.

[FrozenExplosion]

i dont bother with radio one in the day anymore moyles show hasnt really changed since it started, i mean come on, enough of the car park catchphrase!! and we all know how shit the rest of the days line up is, mark n lard best radio duo of all time!!!!

[dragon825]

just been listening to radcliffe on radio2 standing in for wright god i have missed the fun on daytime radio, bored with tossers sucking up to knobby celebs and a trying to be cool bring back the boys to london village

[HarvsPenzance]

Steve Wright is the biggest wanker on radio. He talks over records, laughs at his own unfunny weak jokes and has a bevy of cackling cronies kissing his arse. Anyone who starts their program with a massive round of applause, and are not being ironic about it deserves stabbing. Get rid of wright, stick on radcliffe n maconie. they're grrrreat!

[oddball1973]

Amen to that

[moosey62]

GENIUS!

[Fogg1969]

Caddley Caddley Hoo Hoo

[solarizer]

biggidy biggidy bong!!!

[gcrussell74]

Bring back Mark and Lard!

[Antelope6]

Flogging those catchphrases... TO DEATH!

[Mintsauce27]

as is their want

[stupidjunk878]

Dude, 'repeat until funny' was one of their catchphrases. You don't get the joke.

[stupidjunk878]

repeat until funny

[rogthedodger]

Apt user name you have!

Brilliantly funny and daring for daytime radio, if you can't grasp that then the problem is with you, not with the material

[rsapristi]

The guy above is right, he didn't cause offence: 'Repeat until funny' was a Mark and Lard catchphrase; they even had Kylie say it on the intro things she did for them, along with 'at least 4 great tunes per show: guaranteed!', 'Bog-trotting playboys' and 'relax girls: they're ugly.'

I know my pop (and Mark and Lard trivia).

[VIFPEL]

I loved these classic cuts they were "M"

[showmaster1076]

CARRY ON!!!

[showmaster1076]

STOP!!!

[wigs7]

God has it really been 5 years .Sadly missed and i haven't been on Radio 1 since!!!!

[LukeFrench01]

Same here dude

[HarvsPenzance]

The one and only reason ever to listen to radio 1. Utter mad genius!

[timmm85]

flippin'eck i used to LOVE these guys on in the afternoon, we used to have the radio in class in school to listen to them in science - those were the DAZE !!! thanks for sharing this!

[dangerousdiscodave25]

absolute banter, i remember the elvis "blue suede shoes" classic cut, "blue suede cock" fookin priceless

Whoooooooooooooooo?!

[mjd775]

...genius!! "Is that record hard to find?" Lard.. "Yea, in that condition" Fooking brilliant!! I remember when that was first aired on R1 and I was at the lights in my car, i was crying with laughter and other drivers were looking at me gone out!! so funny!! The last song they ever played was Stairway to Heaven by Led Zep.

[dubz297]

def the best radio programme bar none, found these guys 1 morning by accident, i was, well, who wasn't?!!! then they disappeared. happy was i when jus getting ready 2 retune from n. campbell they came back, betta, stronger, faster! SKINNING THE COMPETITION...ALIVE!!!! with 2 consecutive sony awards 2 prove it. my mate mick the bitch said he hated them but when lard said ho,ho 5 pounds he said that was the funniest thing he heard on radio. last song, kiss...crazy nights

[dubz297]

that should have read "i was hooked, who wasn't"...

[ElRous]

Legends. Legends.

The radio is a big pile of pish these days.

[timforster0]

Jeez I miss these two.

[maxandpaddy1976]

Alongside Fat Harry White, this is one of the funniest efforts from two absolute geniuses. It was exactly ten years ago that I started listening to them. Legends.

[eezy1972]

I forgot about Fat Harry White, is there anything worth listening to on R1 now

[kaney200]

ITS A LOT OF CASH!!!!!

[themunster]

much have i f**kin traveled LOL

These guys got me through my first job, used to listen to them everyday for about 4 years.

CAN YOU BACK OF TEH MIKE A BIT!

[letsalldothecrouchie]

Waaaarrrrrppppp!

[v8viva]

is it worth owt?

[truckersaurus]

I remember when this went out live, had to pull over, couldn't drive, tears rolling down my face, absolutely piss funny!!!

R.I.P. Mark and Lardinio!

[rosiespole]

CADILLY CADILLY...

[rsapristi]

....HOO! HOO!

[big83matt83]

STOP!...

[mr2gti]

.....CARRY ON!!!!

[neverbeen2]

bend over ,i'll drive what about me brains .)

[thewhiteroom23]

No Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! LOL

[Morethanbobsonofbob]

OMG I'm still laughing. Thought I was going to have a heart attack it was that funny.

[at333]

LMAO, Is it Lard's Animal Santuary? Oh well must be nearly frogging season. They were absolutely brilliant, bring back the Shire Horses!

[j99oel]

Can everyone on youtube have a stop carry on!

legends sadly replaced by morons

[kjm64]

mjd775....spot on!these two were and still are,years ahead of ANY radio 1 shite!Cant beat this!

[mjd775]

................Genius!!! and to think R1 has shite that is jo whilley, she is proper shite and fkin mull of kyntire!!

[deuspuerilis]

"Im not gay or owt"

[SaxonSwine]

lol Mull f'kin tire. I remember the Slipknot stuff they did, like 'Slipknots Army'. Classic. I've got some of that on MP3 somewhere I should upload it :P

[mr2gti]

Get it done that man!!! :)

[leeperryismerry]

any one remember "telling the time with Slipknot"? now that was hilarious

[mattrutland]

ooh, can you back off the mic a bit! classic!!

[rooduck]

STOP-----carry on

[northernboy2000]

Lol @ "Sweet 'kin Heather" 2m50s - how ironic!

[mr2gti]

LMAO - indeedy!!!

[spook1916]

oh ten pence short

[125or200px]

I bet he had this on wynle.CLASSIC.

[rooduck]

genius,

radio 1 should beg them to return

[C02000]

Slightly OT but is the songs they did with "Arse" dubbed in around anywhere - They were class :)

This one is sweet as well though !

[gallimead]

Very clever editing and it sounds like Mull of f'kin tire..giggling..oh I remember it well!!. That record would be definitly be hard to find..

Comedy timing and genius like that, is welcome on any radio station.

[peaco1000]

Is it worth out??? They were the best broadcasters in history, simple as that. Radcliffe's new show is good though.

[Antelope6]

I was `avin a drink then!

[dgh79uk]

Can you just back off the mic a bit?

[dgh79uk]

Can you just back off the mic a bit?

[greenphantom]

Lol, hilarious! Mull of f*kin' tyre.

[planetyes]

IS IT WORTH OWT!

[SacredTigress]

I miss Mark and Lard the soooo made me laugh x

[dan205]

It still makes me sad when I think of these guys and their legendary show over the years, when they finished it was a bad day for radio.

Classic cuts sums them up, god knows how they got away with half the stuff they did! I remember they were once reprimanded for sexual innuendo though as they pointed out their show was actually full of overtly sexual references. Fat Harry white was the worst for this.

[AnalReturd]

When Mark & Lard left, radio one became radio crappola, all the decent dj's had been shafted and given the boot just to be replaced by egomaniac tossers who play the same 20 if you are lucky, records though the whole day..........wankers

[mr2gti]

Agree'd, fire (literally) Edith Bowman and give Scott Mills an hour odd and give The boys a 5 hour stint!!!!

[meopham11]

bring em back

[grecianchris1972]

Classic Mark and Lard!