Unnecessary Censorship in Video Games - Skyrim Part 3

[terryrulesok]

oooooooooohhhhh how i laughed this is hilarious

[Zachary1840]

DarkBrotherHood The Rapist Family

[RTALaggzor1]

astrid is sick O.o

[greekperson0305]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who likes to take long shits on the beach. Someone get me her phone number! :D

[fredrikfon]

*a funny line from the video*

[Mistheart101]

"Well, I enjoy moonlit nights, taking long ***** on the beach, knitting, and unicorns"

Seems legit.

[anejchy]

I think they wanted to fuck me well i gave them no such peasure...

[MrPulu98]

Holy shit this is funny!:D kids are the best!

[stefanfr13]

Wait, you can find Malborn after the Thalmor quest thing, where?

[Stagetail]

Astrid is hot as hell.

[powerman923]

Malborn reminds me of Glarthir.

[XxDarklegionoffirexX]

"There's nothing a man can do better than me, whether it's sucking dicks or fucking trolls" LOL

[XxitztedsterxX]

Remember to sneak up behind the enemy and f*** them before they f*** you

I laughed so hard!

[ElVaqu3rito]

xD ASTRID's FTW

[NormalDifficulty]

Just uploaded Part 4 of Unnecessary Censorship in Skyrim! Go watch it!

[GihanGanno]

Astrid's VA is the best :D

[monkadelic27]

i dont think i can do the darkbrother hood anymore

[MMLVProductions2]

Health is RED

Stamina is GREEN

I'm Leveling One-Handed

If You Know What I Mean



[elmobob90]

1:29 Best Part!!



[TheWhatMASTER]

where do u find that vampire family place with the woma named astrid

[M1NIONM4N]

@TheWhatMASTER its the Dark Brotherhood, and you need to find the child in windhelm which helps you start the quest, he's that kid who wants to fuck children

[gab1iy]

MORE @*$%@# MORE

[Faintscoutshadows]

In the diplomatic immunity quest malborn says some thing like "you have to hurry up, before they finger you as a spy". Just an idea lol

[TFFfilms]

"Tell you what, you run away so I can stab you from behind"

"Tell you what, you run away so I can F*** you from behind"

[theviewskaters]

what 20 people did not like this, this is f ing hilarious

[NastyGameplay2]

"Im expecting a dick in my throat any minute" lol wut??

[LegitzDestroy]

She likes taking long S***s on the beach.

[Pr1nceRaz1el]

that way i can f*** lots of children just like you !!

[superstevo189]

LOL keep these coming!

[Ler0h]

man, Astrid's seductiveness makes me ... you know

[LordMagnus96]

That way I can **** lots of children, just like you!

[zerkabox]

theres something a guards say that NormalDifficulty could take advantage of: "Go fiddling with any locks around here, and we're going to have a real problem."

sensor out "locks" :)

[hopesy97]

taking long shits on the beach, who doesnt love that!

[Phuuer]

Taking long shits on the beach

[smellybreth]

hahahaha 2:08 XD

[Gwx480]

Gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your ****. I can respect that.

[domoloth]

'That way, I can Fuck lots of children, just like you!' *looks at Lydia*

HE KNOWS.

[TheRiley2000]

0:22 i lol'ed so hard

[ChevalierofBlades]

Hahaha Astrid was hilarious!

[NinjaNaugt]

1:29, Did that get anyone eles Horny? Or was it just me?

[Alcapwn4]

@NinjaNaugt just use man

[hopesy97]

@NinjaNaugt No, it wasnt just you.

[warlock274]

Wow these we're hilarious! I got one that wasn't put in, Belethor's General Goods: "Eeeverything's for sell at my shop, (beep) if I had a daughter, I'd (Beep) her too!" (It was reworded since I don't know exactly what he always says, but you get what I was trying to say xD)

[PurrKity]

@smartgirl889

[TheCraycrusher]

1:56 the advert to update parents on how they're teaching sex ed these days

[dragonangel6]

Oh oh oh 0:22 is fucking priceless!

[schmidty176]

When I grow up, Im gonna be an assassin! Then I can fu** children just like you!

*looks at lydia*

:O

[MegaYippe]

lol 0:12 to 0:14 is so funny.

[Idpancakethat]

Walk always in shadows,so that you #!%@ your foes before they %*(# you

[kippies66]

I bet at 0:27

Dovahkin: Just what the FUCK have you been telling him?

[Egam1213]

Taking long *bleep*s on the beach, LMAO!

[Strumfreak]

1:29-1:50 killed me... my parents had to come in and find me rolling on the ground bright red.

[3QuaNiMiTyy]

Im older than you, alot older. Getting fucked by a vampire when your 10 will do that to a girl

[icollectusernames]

Lol Astrid's is my favorite.



[scotchtapeinasia]

ironic how u put the bleep circle on the guards and people who have helmets and u cant c their mouths anyways

[Ninja21078]

My Lydia's dead:(

[chocoaddcition]

Kid: When I grow up, i'm gonna be an Assassin, that way I can fuck lots of children just like you!

*Looks at Lydia*

[CaptainCAMFY]

@chocoaddcition Was laughing at that bit for a good 5 minutes :')

[Thecoolaccount]

Haha. Oh Astrid. I miss having your burnt corpse following me.

[Ellsior]

@Thecoolaccount Wait, what?

[EddieTheBunny]

The gods gave you 2 hands, and you use them both for your ****. I can respect that. HAHAHAHHA.

[PCReviewGamerz]

BEST VIDEO I EVER EVER SEEN EVER

[4gottable]

1:52 I can respect that ! :D

[wanderbaseballertje2]

2:05 is the best. xD

[ginx2666]

0:28 Lydia is NOT amused...

[fallintoyesterday]

0:54 ...Call it dark humor, but Malborn's fear gets me every time. XD

[MG44ish]

@RankoTheDark  LoL

[MG44ish]

@federicopolisha You sick fuck!!!!!!

[federicopolisha]

Ok I must admit that I got kinda horny at 1:40 :$

[izzboxer1996]

"One day, I'm going to grow up to be an assassin, that way I can fuck lots of children! Just like you!' *Dovahkiin looks at Lydia* LOL!

[dudeseriouslyWTF1]

no F#$ Ro Dah?

[skyhighsofly101]

I know i seem ungrateful, i've just been so scared, expecting a dick in my throat at any minute. haha that melborn.

[halesmatthew49]

The 2 handed one is priceless.

[TheROCKCANTDIE]

@halesmatthew49 ye,that 1 and the 1 with Astrid... the best

[utubepersun789]

u kno wats scary ALL of the bleeps fit PERFECTLY

[Dragonballzreviews]

i feel sorry for astrid D: got raped by her uncle D: no wonder why she kills peoples

[LynaMahariel]

"Skjor says I have the #*@! of Ysgrammor, and my brother has his #*@!."

Had to be said.

[madness664]

at 0:29 i couldn't take a breath LOL

[TerranWTF]

"when i grow up, i'm gonna be a assassin. then i can fuck alot of children, like you!"

Tha fuck?

[titan1111111111]

they should sencor the blooody comments...

[Fallout3boy2077]

@titan1111111111 that would be boring :/

[titan1111111111]

lol wtf??

[WoodElfPrincess93]

1:46

THAT BITCH.... shes copying my demon face

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

Guard: The gods gave you two hands, and you use'em both for your ####. I can respect that.

It's funnier because it's a guard.

[GreekBeatz]

Lol, Astrid's blade of 'woe' is now her blade of HOE.

[Ellsior]

@GreekBeatz Wiiiiiiiiiin

[robotpanda77]

MUST MAKE MORE.

[BluEmInEmZ]

vex or astrid?

i'd do astrid...

[MrDeathbyzombies]

@BluEmInEmZ Arnbjorn would **** you first while calling you beef roast.

[badassbawls]

0:36 i can relate

[sRCclanofficial]

1:58 (don't know whats here) don't care much for strangers in the orphanage . Afraid someone might fuck one of us , kids , which , i gotta admit , is kinda nice .

Trollface.

[JacksonOCSDX]

1:51 the guards gave you 2 hands, and you use them both for your dick, i can respect that

[ROFLstallion]

0:27 haha! i love how the kid says that and then you look up at lydia like... WHAT THE FUCK?

[Assassinanic]

Which I gotta admit, is kinda nice. Lol.

[23dbfan]

Please make more of these. For any game. These are so funny!

[littleguy257]

I enjoy moonlit nights, taking long sh*ts on the beach, knitting, and unicorns

LMFAO!!!

[smartgirl889]

"when i grow up, im going to be an assasin. that way i can **** lots of children,just like you!"

XD I DIED LAUGHING!!!!

[aidanyoshi]

you should do super paper mario there is no speach but there is big text boxes to cencor words, or animal crossing would be pretty cool

[Bigbirdrocks99]

like if you watched more than once

[RankoTheDark]

Skyrim: Pedobear's paradise

[Razer1103]

0:25 Looks at Lydia....does she know? xD

[willdobbies]

0:25 that way I can F*** lots of children, just like you!

[kris4782]

19 people tok an arrow to the knee!

[Prometheus720]

"So that you will fuck your foes before they fuck you." OH.MY.GOD. My face hurts from laughing.

[SHORTBUSJANITR]

I have my own unnecessary censorship video on my channel, go check it out because you can never get enough unnecessary censorship

[epiccornut234]

Those long shits on the beach, they'll change a person.

[nintendomario007]

where is 0:51

[WilsonSeth24]

@nintendomario007 Dark Brotherhood

[SanDukey]

0:50 TWILIGHT!

[daanmagier]

2:07 is soo fucking hilarious

"Which... is kinda nice"HAHAHAHAHA

I DIED XD

[Pinkjot]

Fuck! Anyone else pressed start at the begining?

[drewman368]

Getting fucked by a vampire will do that to you.

[AssassinEzio3]

1:07 best damn one EVER hahaha

[Otto4242]

Here's one you haven't used yet:

"Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They have curved -bleep-s. Curved.-bleep-s."

[Norguy77]

Bet Babette read twilight as a 10 year old and wished for the wrong things.

[SilentRavager]

"I think they wanted to *beep* me. I gave them no such pleasure" XD

[yougonasorry]

0:27 'I think they wanted to xxxx me ... I gave them no such pleasure' lol

[boochainletters12]

How about Hilde again? "Come to talk to an old woman, hmm? Do your good deed for the day?"

[Viewsk8]

Love all of these so far. More please!

[GPlayerLogan]

1:51 LOL!

[TheLordkeegoltin]

mooooore!



[trichromez]

"walk always in shadow's, so that u will fuck you foes, before they fuck you."

[Nostromo951]

More....@_@

[SCZMJGclub]

The end made milk come out of. My nose!!!!!

[scotchtapeinasia]

these r so funny! but so wrong. but so *%#& funny!

[mikeanater4]

1:26

i had a uncle you see he made certain advances so, i fucked him and liked it. then, i fucked again and liked it even more and so on... o o

[TheAlgonquinator]

Well, I enjoy moonlit nights, long shits on the beach, knitting, and unicorns.

[ballindaninja1]

lol! getting fucked by a vampire will do that to a girl

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

@ballindaninja1 Sounds like Bella Swan...

[KOCPY]

The gods gave you two hands... and you use both of them for wanking...

[xerolalala]

0:49

Sounds like the plot of Twilight, amirite?

[XD1defftwXD]

Dude where did you find Malborn after the thalmor embassy mission I couldn't find him

[xWalkthroughxGuru]

@XD1defftwXD Windhelm Stables if he didn't die.

[sanandreasshole]

@XD1defftwXD or in the new ginis cornerclub in windhelm

[SweatyNutSack69]

I love this shit it's like they set the whole thing up for this

[scottuk123]

"There's a Khajiit hanging around the main gate, didn't like the way he was looking at me. I'm sure he's falmer, waiting foe me to leave so he can f**k me and kill me in a lonely place. You'd be saving my life, again. I know i probably seem ungrateful, just been so scared expecting a c**k in my throat at any minute."

ROFL

[TheScroofie]

@scottuk123 ''im sure hes a falmer'' do you know even what a falmer is ? xD it is ''Thalmor''

[yaxwho]

pissed my f**king pants at 2:02

[JackAttackinson]

freakin hilarious

[Bangange]

Best Part: 0:22

[kisamegr]

Best part 1:28

[Zethsou]

"Walk always in shadows,so that you *censored* your foes before they *censored* you. xDDD

[mrcolorfull]

"getting ****d by a vampire when you were ten will do that to you" goddamn funneh

[eviltwinnumber2]

god gave you two hands, and you use them both for your dick. ahahahahahahah

[hildegain]

"Afraid someone might **** one of us kids, which I've gotta admit - is kinda nice!" Lol that kid has already been down that road I see XD

[poiuytrewq11422]

getting #### by a vampier when your ten will do that to a girl XD

[KILLER21402]

Astrid is a WHORE

[KILLER21402]

Getting *Bleep* by a vampire at age 10 will do that to ya... LOL

[Dacha1997]

i appreiciate the d*ck. PLZ take this money

[ThefloatingCorndog]

"that way i can ****** children just like u" looks at lydia 0:23

[flymoose78]

unnecessarily censor portal 2? i like the idea of glados swearing and the robots or chell

[Kermand0]

Im guessing this is edited. Still funny.

[Bboychill210]

@Kermand0 no shit sherlock

[Kermand0]

@Bboychill210 Cool thanks. Last time i had time for my 360 was 29th December 2010 (no typo). :-(

[keko4321]

more please hahahahaha

[sirdylan1]

Please do " I used to be an explored like you, then I took an **** to the *****

[TheNightcoreMusicz]

@sirdylan1 has already been done...

[Kermand0]

@sirdylan1 Whats the stars mean?

[TheBubblerum]

*The Gods gave you 2 hands and you use them for your BEEP* I laughed a tear

[gearsofhaloauto]

anyone else lose it at " I think they wanted to f**k me"?

he says it so casually too!!!

XD

[Minatoleekrinaze]

....I don't know whether Astrid just got 100% hotter, or 200% creepier...

[crappywindow]

@Minatoleekrinaze she gets naked at the end of the brotherhood quest ;)

[Minatoleekrinaze]

@crappywindow

....OOOOOOOH NO I'm not fallin' for that one. XD

Liked it @0:02 , i dont know