Rowan Atkinson Live - Fatal Beatings

[jimeeeee55]

the 11 dislikes. Deserve a fatal beating of their own

[murdoc21ph]

stiff as a boards is a metaphor for rigor mortis and bright green, is a color of the student's skin.

[murdoc21ph]

excuse my ill-english

[chantimothy]

excuse my shitty english... but what does "stiff as a board and bright green" means?

[Kiwinoy724]

OH MANN, this is the funniest thing ive seen in a while!

[heyy13]

This and Welcome to Hell are my favourite Atkinson sketches. HELARIOUS. xD

[Tenebrous76]

Are you Mad!!!!

I'm Furious!

[trickykid73]

I administered a beating , during which he died...

[gadaboli]

one the best comedy sketches of all time

[GuyThatCreepy]

mmm, deadish

[emilfacebook]

ending is awesome!!!!!!!!

[frntfrnt]

" i wouldn't have cancelled afternoon's school to bury that little shit anyway "

he almost laught when he said it xD

[darkiex33]

" I've been pulling your leg "

" Oh, THANK GAWD "

" i wouldn't have cancelled afternoon's school to bury that little shit anyway " my favorite part :3

[Shekanereal]

Why the hell is there a top comment that spoils one of the best jokes in the video?!! Come on now! Don't give the damn quotes thumbs ups.

[OmarHarmouch]

mad

[tamioftroy]

Rowan Atkinson is a comedy gift to us all!

[DrillKing1]

OMG Mr Bean is so articulate

[anyuwant1]

I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit. LOLS

[musicinterpretation1]

I laughed soooooooooooooo hard the first time XD And I watched it again several times to admire Rowan's genius ... However didn't someone else realize actually how TERRIBLE this situation is ??

[jaigudde]

Omg, I love the last line so much lol xD

[CTJ2619]

If he wasn't dead, I'd have him expelled! Creepily funny

[kanchistar]

He IS MAD!!!!!!! =P

[snoozer0101]

"well is that important"

[anabrans]

Yes, expelled ! XD 

[applelemonhead3345]

lol the advertisement for this video right now is rowan in johnny english lol

[SemlohKcolrehsRm]

LOVE the ending lololol

[pagan7419]

the accent is just like when he plays blackadders cousin mcadder in duel and duelety

[mz28912]

9 people have a morbid fascination with their sons

[Multiplefreinds]

He SO FUnnY

[xenocider64]

How furious!

[loophole0]

Sounds lik sumfin my teachers hav be meaning to do XP

[pabloav1988]

priceless

[The8347135]

ffffwhat so ever

[Aerobfg]

"I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit"

[KoHSaito]

...And he's beginning to smell..

[Duh6666666]

He is so wicked and sharp, always a pleasure to watch.

[EmmaLouiseDomination]

Ohmygod.

I totally did a variety show where the writers stole this act. :|

[alistua]

I could so see him as the caterpillar in Alice.

[vvelvettearss]

one of the best sketches in the world

[TheExplicitMind]

LOL school porn school porn

[OmnislashV6]

lol the intro... "School Porn, School Porn"

[master10yoni]

ARE YOU MAD.  I'm furious

[kapsi]

stop spoiling the punchline, dickheads

[Doglover345]

@kapsi Don't read the comments then, dumbass.

[Shmoofles]

i find your morbid fascination with your sons death quite disturbing!

[venielsky21]

hahaha

brilliant !

[Choochificational]

yes, expelled...

[supersamuelo2007]

it would be funny but he is telling the dad that his SON is dead...

[1morefriend]

Who dislikes this? Really?

[Gellis2009]

wish my headmaster was like this

[HariVIyer]

hahahaaha what the hell!

[gera1d1ee]

hahahaha! atkinson is such a brilliant genius!

[TercYspot]

HHWWHHATSOEVER

[laiosto]

Is the accent a posh Scottish one?

[mdinka]

what a genius

[Syn94]

Yuck Def Jam Rapstar ad...

Def Jam used to be a fighting series too. D:

[HappymanSeven]

Brilliant

[retardedguy1231]

7 people must have had been beaten

[deeya]

burst into a laughing fit at 0:50.......

[pookyman312]

"Dead!?" hm, Deadish..." 

[raykrislianggi]

"Quite frankly Mr. Perkins, if he wasn't DEAD I'd have him expelled"

"BEG YOUR PARDON?!"

"YES, EXPELLED!"

I almost laughed to death when I first heard that! Lucky I'm still alive!

[TheYoungestHeir]

@raykrislianggi Easily the best bit of the sketch along with the "I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit"

ROFL

[DavidBarker09]

"i wouldnt cancel mid-day wensday just to bury that little shit"

lmao

[DM3062]

@DavidBarker09

That was the funniest shit ever lmfaooo

[DavidBarker09]

@DM3062 i agree

[superhamzah85]

If there was a guide on comedic timing, this would be an example of perfection.

[miriettee]

Obrigada pelas legendas ^^

Very Funny xD

[WilliamsFan221]

I Find This Morbid Fascination With Your Sons Death Quite Disturbing...

[Jabogers]

For some reason Rowan Atkinson's expressions and body movements remind me of Sheldon Cooper... or rather, it's the other way around.

[jeroenvlerre]

@Jabogers i was just thinking the same. especially at the moment he s talking about his strange sense of academic humor. they re both greeat

[Cassavius]

Atkinson's timing is sharp as a razor.

[Fortevn]

@Cassavius Yeah I even have a feeling he did quite a research on Japanese boke-tsukkomi

[Lightice1]

@Fortevn No need for that. The British comedy has pretty much a direct equivalent as an integral part. I don't feel that this scetch reflects the boke-tsukkomi mechanic very well, though; there isn't a fool or smart guy here.

It's sad that Atkinson went on to make so many innocent fool-roles, when his greatest strength is in the cunning asshole characters.

[metafis]

@Lightice1

I agree.Blackadder , for eg, only really took off when The character Rowan played changed fron 'innocent fool' to 'cunning asshole.'. 

[Lightice1]

@metafis Even the first Blackadder was hardly innocent and probably can be called asshole as much as his descendents, though he certainly was a complete fool. I was thinking more on the lines of Atkinson's later roles like Mr. Bean and Johnny English.

[TercYspot]

Yes, EXPELLED!

[hahaownedlolz]

hilarious.. it's annoying people had to quote the best joke in the whole scene and then thumbs it up though.. cause now i ended up reading it before i saw it which didn't made it as funny to me as it should have been.. so please people.. don't quote parts of vids.. it's stupid and annoying.. yes we saw the vid too T_T

[LookMaNoBrains]

CLASSIC GOLD

[TheSirSneaky]

legendary stuff ...

[Gladheateherr]

rocks!

[AAV47]

If he wasn't dead, I'd have him expelled....

[firexrage]

haha this basterd is awesome !

[iz1d95]

ROFL XD

[ivorbigun20]

@razorguitarist your are an ambulance.

[Dougieslittlejoanna]

@ivorbigun20 their are?

[Lassannn]

This is, in my opinion, the best skit of his 1991 show. You just don't get more British or funnier than this.

[sasamuraki]

awww maaan, this is sooo hilarious.... thanks for uploading......

[TylerSabian]

I like when people say hwat instead of what it's like butter to my ears

[cromicus]

well apparently the boys were just slipping into the library and TAKING the books!!

[MonsterGagaFame99]

I love it when he twitches his eye lmao. :D

His scottish accent is epicc :P

Deadishh lmao :)

[mcraregreat234543]

The world gave england rowan atkinson we gave the world subtitles.

[husaingholami]

i wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that ittle shit. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

[mcraregreat234543]

@husaingholami I lold too and its 2 in the morning XD

[viridismonasteriense]

"...Whatsoever..."

[Richteralan]

ok the very last word Rowan said is not "shit"

its "Shitling"

[leafbob1]

lol i wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit! hahahahahaha

[Calvinator321123]

I never heard mister bean's voice.

[LetMeReturnTheFavour]

YOU BEAT MY SON TO DEATH!

yes yes, so it would seem.. lol

[prankovalero]

"academic sense of humor"...

LOL

[23superTAO]

Rowan is a monster !!! XDDD

And that's what I love in his character !!

[Jake481992]

LAWLZ!!!!!

[faithrockz1]

"If he wasn`t dead I`d have him expelled" "I beg your pardon"

"YESSS dead"

[Braguda19]

i love rowan atkinson! i wish him to live forever  till the day i die laughing.

[imev6lli]

the end is priceless :D

[JLYKheroes2]

the ending is hilarious!

[volante8657]

"one moment he was flying around like a paper kite, and the next moment he is complete immovable.......and beginning to smell....."

[9955kgapane]

"i wouldnt cancel the afternoon school to bury that little shit of yours"

[chickensupdude]

@9955kgapane ya LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­L

[MrNinjacoop]

"i administered the beating in which he died" hahahahahah

[stuartgibb]

Ah, I laughed so hard watching this, I couldn't even click on the Post a Text Comment option! :D Absolutely perfect, I'm going to watch every part of his live show that I can find now! ^_^

[ashwin911]

the rest of the show is just as good

[TheJamile]

LMFAO!!!

[tehgheyness]

oh rowan.

[xXZombiFreakXx]

@sewagedweller the best part! XD

[z91tora]

".....and beginning to smell!"

[yukoko94]

I am someone who can keep a straight face even when watching these comedies, but when Rowan said, "I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit brill." I laughed till my sides hurt!

[ezuan88]

hahah, i loled hard at the last one

[mattmenzies]

Im pretty sure its are you MAD not MAN.

[SeanFinni]

why the hell are you all quoting we all heard it =/

[JaxnHustler]

its what nerdy (comedy classics) people do!

its like a right of passage for them.

kinda like trekkies

weird

[HolycowMr]

are you man? i'm furious!

[Zaphenath4]

I think he said mad.

[grajdrums]

It was mad indeed.

[kblargh]

well, he couldn't have buried him if he was still lying in the sickbay

[rajat30686]

bury that little shit lool

[MarmuraLC]

OH MY GOD!!!!

PURE GENIUS!!!!

[alexishandsome]

i wouldn't cancel school to bury that little shit..

.... LOL so funny

[Timsalt3100]

I would not cancel afternoon school to bury that little **** brill

[deelyee5]

if he wasn't dead i'd have him expelled :D

[LiAa0491]

is that John Cleese with him in this video?

[Tridhos]

No its Angus Deayton often appeared in sketches with Rowan Atkinson and once the chairman of the BBC Quiz game Have I got news for you.

[educortazarc]

that ending was genius

[TIZ012]

HAHAHAHA...I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit.....ROFL some of this age's children need a slap or 2 sometimes XD, can't believe its law now not 2 hit ur child. Hehehe I grew on some good beatings now look at me...(physical, mentally unstable) ROFL

[deelyee5]

true true

[Jehansi]

hmhmhm deadish

[AngelVencedor2008]

LOL... hes sooooo freaking hilarious

[gangstaredwan]

lmao i wouldnt berry tht lil shit lmaaoooo 5 stars man

[colinniloc99]

oh god the ending

[alexiox55]

@BeneathTheShadows95 damn i laught sooo hard

[vane00kn]

The best sketch ever!!! I wonder if Rowan wrote it.

[valentiam]

hahaha rowan atkinson ftw mr bean does not do him credit

[adood101]

What show is this from?

[vincentws03]

I love that play on the word "mad" XDD

[ObsidianSin]

How did he die?!

"Is that really important?" ~Falls back laughing~

[rhigosrebel]

HE NOT DEAD U SICK BASTERD

[ObsidianSin]

LMFAO! You're a dork it's what he says in the video LMFAO HAHAHAHAH! You're a daft fool!

[rhigosrebel]

WHY DONT U GO FUCK YOUR DEAD MOTHER

[xoTVXfQ]

ROFLLLLL what a twist. LOLLL.

[TheGenera1]

Rofl so funny.

Vote bnp its the only way.

[wolfragen2]

dont you dare, dont you DARE spout your racist crap here. 94% of the country won't vote for you. get over it.

[MrKfld]

YOU ABSOLUTE idiot rowan is originally jewish. Thank you for showing how supporters of that **** even stoop to ruining good comedy.

[1NSHAME]

FFS this is one of his best sketches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! Every sentence is better that the previous one! How did he come up with all these?

[voodoobooom]

hahahhahahhahahaa amazing!that guy is unique

[slimon007]

Are you mad?

I'm furious.....

[jaycheong1995]

omg the last part :O

[XxKuramaXmexX]

OMFG YES XDDDDDDD

[orochiThing]

i Loled so loud at the last part, my neighbors thought someone was getting murdered

[neosoc]

What kind of dialect is Atkinson using? Is it Scottish?

[iago18958]

Yes, it is Scottish.

[claw2733]

no just very posh english

[Nikolidas]

I think he was attempting a Scottish accent there xD correct me if anyone thinks it isn't, but that's what I reckon, as a Scotsman myself.

[Universalbibliotek]

Yeah, it sounds like something faintly resembling as a Scottish accent.

[b00mhauer]

Man, Atkinson fucking nailed the last line! Hilarious!

[faustSktxr]

omg the joke at the end was awesome lol!

[kyris60]

HAHAHA if he wasnt dead id have him expelled xD xD XD

[burningeagle12345]

the last part set the crap off me hahahahaha

[8911145533]

haha he's awesome:D but it's kinda hard to emagine him speaking so much:P