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  • so funny! I don't even like country music, but this was good!

  • OH YEAH BABY!!

  • suck me off

    

  • This blows:0

  • ho bitch makeme a sandwitch then suck me off?

  • this guy is a genius love it

  • Ya'll wanna know who made this? Do a google search for 'twisted mr suck me off'. I originally got this track off mp3.com 10+ years ago. Also got a few other tracks by the same guy, like ' The Masturbation Song', 'Atila the Cunt', and 'Stole My Bad Woman Blues'. You haven't lived until you've heard 'The Masturbation Song' ... that one is a classic :)

  • Love it, brilliant song. I might even play it to the wife and see if she gets the hint lol

  • I know he's kinda scary, he's mean and he's hairy and he looks just like a dragon.

    He's got his eye on you, he's purple and he's blue and his balls are kinda saggin'.

    Well it wont hurt a but just stroke ya little clit and soon your fear will pass.

    Then close your eyes and stick your middle finger up my ass.

    wait, what??????!?!?!?!?!

  • lmao

    

  • 21 people never been sucked off

  • class x

  • OMG THIS IS THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD!!!!!!

  • TOO FUNNY (X !!!!

  • Quality!

  • thats fuckin minted

  • 17 people have never been sucked off

  • @MrAsenOne make that 18 people :( im sad

  • @MrAsenOne hey >:O !

  • it sounds hill billyish hahah ;)

  • shnugedugubedugebaba

  • Love this!

  • No ur all wrong the 15 ppl who disliked did so because they CANT get sucked off!!!

  • ' If you really love me, wont u just do this for me.... '

  • This the kind of music you should play in Jollywood. Not Youtube X3 but very funny though.

    

  • omg dat wat atiba mom do lol 

  • sick

  • i looked at the video tags and i saw PS3 OWNS XBOX and i started laughing because its true :)

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  • @fusedpower

    Says someone with a horrible taste in video game consoles... ^^

    (No offence, I'm just defending truth... :-)

  • I know he's kinda scary, he's mean and he's hairy and he looks just like a dragon.

    He's got his eye on you, he's purple and he's blue and his balls are kinda saggin'.

    Well it wont hurt a but just stroke ya little clit and soon your fear will pass.

    Then close your eyes and stick your middle finger up my ass.

    Suck me off, suck me off, i really need a blowjob suck me off.

    suck me off, yeah suck me off, wrap your lips around my cock and suck me off.

    BEST BIT, AGREE ? :)

  • i guess the 17 people who downed this song didn't get their cocks sucked!

  • rick rolled mother fucker

  • 15 people dont wanna get sucked off

  • @joebrenn1 no 15 people never got sucked off

  • how has this only had 64,000 views its legend

    

  • best song ever i remember geting this on my phone years ago

  • phil monroe is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyy

  • not bad

  • south park quality

  • @leeyangcheng this isn't from southpark is it i swear all the funny songs r from southpark

  • LMFAOOOOO

  • LOLOLOLOLL

  • who sings this???? is there a way for me 2 get it for my mobile plz!!!!!!! its amzing

  • Omg I Love This Song PMSL ROFFFLLLLLLLLLLL

  • where can i download this? appart from youtube downloader cos youtube doenloader is shit

  • Go ahead and click the link in the description.

  • i know thats that ass wipe Rick ashly,

  • @bogen1050 real player

  • @bogen1050 you can use youtube2mp3 to download any songs from utube

  • SO DID I!! LOL

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  • twisted mister. he has others too 'attila the cunt' 'masturbation song' and 'stole my bad woman blues'....he is very difficult to locate but i do have his album...the others are just as good as this one

  • very funny. check out my video me nd my mates leave comment its called da prikks same spelling as dat

  • LMAO!!!

  • dude who the fuckin made this its halarious

  • ROFL.

  • oh geez. ROTFL

  • Hehe

  • I wrote it in 2000 under the alias Twisted Mr. Started as an idea while driving from Greenville to Knoxville, TN. Took me two weeks to write because I got held up on one line. So I basically borrowed from Yank My Doodle It's a Dandy on the "stick your finger up my ass" line. Originally posted on MP3 when they paid money per download. Made about 2 grand off of it then. I don't mind people playing it as long as no one makes money on it. Then I demand a cut. :-)

  • i swear you're like the 200th person to claim that on these comments...loser...

  • Long as they aren't making money they can claim it all they want. It's not like it makes you famous.

  • wots this to the tune off ?

  • i got tat on my phone

  • leeshawbrown DOESNT OWN THIS SONG!!!!! HE FOUND IT ON THE INTERNET I KNOW HOW HE FEELS SAYING IS THIS YOU SINGING AND THAT **** SO HE DOESNT OWN THIS SONG IN OTHER WORDS HE DIDNT MAKE IT OR WRITE THE LYRICS OKAY!

  • @GoldenNathy if you look in the info he says he don't own it

  • but everyone was bugging him about it

  • you have to send this to me haha its hilarious!

  • Someone needs to suck him off

  • hav it on my fonee:P

  • hahaha leave ur cloths on il just FUCk you in the face

  • make me a sandwitch then suck me off lol

  • is dat kenny rogers singin r suhin sounds wile lik him????

  • omg i love this song i am so happy atleast one person has put it on youtube ::L

  • how can i get a coppy of this song

  • I think I'd rather have a sandwich than a blowjob. I'm REALLY hungry. But a blowjob wouldn't hurt :D

  • played this to my girlfriend ahah

  • Lmao

  • @metalworshiper123 same.. LOL

  • @metalworshiper123 Me too!

  • PS3 DOES NOT OWN XBOX LOL

  • Of course it does ;)

  • no it doesn't ps3 is owned by sony and x-box is owned by microsoft.

  • Lmao you clearly dont know what i mean by "own".

  • hahaha. gotta love teh noobs of tinterwebs ;D

  • fuckin halerious

  • thanks for sending it to me buddy need anything let me no :P

  • send me this song please.

  • @retardedboy95 i would love a copy of this song. plz

  • OMFG 69 RAtings

  • Lol? Whats so OMFG about that? :/

  • i want this song

  • Hahaha

  • FUCKING HALERIOUS

  • mean and hary

  • LMAO

  • it sounds like the style of jonny cash!:l

  • the song i by twisted mister but there arwent any other of his songs on here. others are Masturbate, Stole My Bad Woman Blues & Atilla The Cunt

  • wow

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  • suck me lol

  • hahahahahahah i love thissss.

    my friend says its orgasmiccc.

    guys, ages 13-17, aim me (:

    sn- daangxitsxamanda (:

  • hahaa .. madd headd

    s u c k m e o f f

  • thaha, you played this yourself???

  • No my friend had this song on his phone so he sent it to me and i decided to put it up on youtube.

  • Haha, oke, stays hilarious. good decision to put it on YouTube.

    Hope tehy won't delete, gonna down it from limewire, ;p

  • send me a copy if i give you my e-mail address?

  • I had this on my phone too. I downloaded it from iMesh

  • hahaha hilarious

  • You sir, are hilarious.

  • best lyrics by far hahah

    Suck it anywhere, suck it over there, suck it most any place.

    You can leave you're clothes on i'll just fuck you in the face

  • LMFAO!!!!!!

  • suuuuck meeeee!

  • haha this song is a joke:);)

    hahaha

    lol

    any 1 sucked him off thn?

    haha he looks like a dragon hahaha

  • who sings this

  • Mr Twisted

  • I wrote it! Holy shit! I can't believe it's still out there! I wrote it way back in 2000. People still ask me to play it at parties. I went by the alter ego of Twisted Mr. Where did you find it??

  • I found it from a friends mobile phone <-(UK) and ive never heard of Twisted Mr

  • sounds evil....HERE:

    Take this Avice:

    1. put your finger on your nose

    2. hold your breath for 5 seconds

    3. say the name of your love

    4. that person will ask you out on the next Friday

    5. you will have the best day tomorrow

    6. if you don't copy and paste to 2 other videos you will have bad luck and die in 2 days

  • haha nice one

  • WHOA XD

  • ummm whos this by???

  • I dont know sorry.

  • Twisted Mr.

  • Ok.

  • Lol I Want The Tab To This Song Its Fikkin Awesome!!!

    x x

  • can you put it in an mp3 format or something so i can put it on itunes? coz its bloody hilarious!

  • AHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

  • this is great . .

  • I shout this out loud on the streets

    SUCK ME OFF =D

  • this is sick, mind you very funny.

  • i cum on this song

  • LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!

    make me a sandwich and suck me off

    ahahaha

  • hahahaha *make me a sandwich an suck me off* bahahaha

  • suuuck meee ooooff

  • how do people like us find this video. intereasting

  • what?

  • Lol i get what this person is saying;

    basically...

    how can people..

    Like us,

    Find this Video :P

    like find it on here...

    :D:D Because were cool i tell you!! x

  • DONT CLICK ON THE LINK ON THE RIGHT!!

    (rick rolled link)

  • OWNED XD

  • lol thats 1 mental rickroll

  • Yeah i know! xD the best 1 ever

  • whats the name of this track and who is it by ?

  • The name of this track is suck me off. but i dont know who made it

  • do u hav the track???

  • Yes i do have the track.

  • can u send it to me

  • Sure just pm me your msn and ill send it to you.

  • The lyric you didn't understand was:

    "He's got his eye on you, he's purple and he's blue and his balls are kinda saggin'."

  • ah THANKS! :D

  • you can leave your clothes on, I'll just fuck you in the face XD

  • love that part lol :P

  • lol hillarious love the way he's jus so casual about it all and as if he's not saying anything a lil out of the ordinary

  • haha yeah xD

  • lol, its like your gf comes over and your like dancing to music and then this song comes on, lol

  • lol, my friend playe me this song over sexbox live and i laughed so hard i had to hear it again

  • best 2:11 of my life Xd

  • lol xD

  • what a song.fucking brilliant!!!!

  • PISSED MYSELF DUDE WELL DONE!!!!

  • "Make me a sandwich and suck me off. Yeah..."

    That has to be one of my favourite lyrics ever! XD

  • lol! :D

  • love it!!!! bring on the cock woohooooooo xxx

  • awesome!!!lol!

  • lmao jokes

  • Childish but brilliant.

  • haha stiffy in a jifffy dragonz means and hairy lol hahahahahhahahahahaahhaha

  • suck me off dragoN!

  • lolz

  • Hey Lee.

    Will you somehow send me this song?

    PLEASE!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • sure ill send it to you if you have msn ill send it through that just pm me your msn addy and ill add and send it to you

  • its funny at the start then it gets rediculassly inmuture

  • still funny

  • do you know the artist that did this song Ive been looking for it for a while but dont remember his name . he did a couple other songs that were just as funny called fucking whore, and masterbater. I had them burnt to disc but cant find them

  • nope sorry