I'm guessing that since this isn't the real Kite but just an functional AI copy created by Aura I guess she put everything in except for one thing. Giving Azure Kite to recognise what gender it is, so I guess in other words gender identification really doesn't apply to emotions like that. Poor Haseo getting smothered by a gendered confused lifeless badass.
And another thing... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO KITE!'? to explain, so far i only have .Hack//G.U. volume three so i have no idea why Kite is pretty much the living dead here.
Oh good. nothing weird at all here. it's just that the painter guy is STIMULATED, and ideas are GUSHING forth. I wonder if any of this has something to do with what's going on at the moment.
wait befor i finish the vid, did he get rape in a MMORPG? Is that even posable & Azure flame Kite is a anti-virus brogram how can he rape, love and finnaly how can the little guy under stand Aaaaaaa like it was claer as day light.
i have all party members,friendship of all maxed (pink is max right?) even the ryu books 100% except bike (btw if known,how do i complete that? i have ALL buy-able parts) yet still don't have that card either...any suggestions?
LOL. i love when he says Data Drain at the end. I've played the first few .Hacks (outbreak, etc), but it's just so odd to hear KITE'S voice in this, considering you never hear it.
never knew they had Mona Marshal say "Data Drain" in the voice of the original Kite. that's kinda cool (and at least we know, sorta, how Kite would sound saying it when using it).
what do you do to get that card? ive beat the game but even though ive raised all of there affection levels the best i can it never sent me the card.......i think im missing something.....idk
@chibianna1 forest of pain,ITS A PAIN IN YOUR ASS TRUST ME! lol it has 100 something floors and takes a while to complete.get to bottom and you will find her eventually (hint:there is a pattern to the floors that you can get through without fights most of the time,every floor except bosses can be done this way)
@habaku100 ive been hearing alot about "OMG THE FOREST OF PAIN IS HARD QAQ" and i dont doubt you...ive beaten the game but i never got anything about it...what am i missing?? do i need to play the other two games?(cant get the second one where i live)
Can anyone tell me the name of the song at the start?
DamnIT900 1 week ago
I'm guessing that since this isn't the real Kite but just an functional AI copy created by Aura I guess she put everything in except for one thing. Giving Azure Kite to recognise what gender it is, so I guess in other words gender identification really doesn't apply to emotions like that. Poor Haseo getting smothered by a gendered confused lifeless badass.
blades34AK 2 weeks ago
@blades34AK Yea. You can see similarities in the way he writes.
Nova20cp 1 week ago
this is the best ending!!!!!lololololol!
gbamaria 3 weeks ago
lol!!
gbamaria 3 weeks ago
Kite is a girl in real life :)
AzureFabre 3 weeks ago 4
game so fucking hard
ercyb1 3 weeks ago
He has slid his V card
elixa4 1 month ago
lol..... WUT?
wut happened? LOL
dwfox163 1 month ago
creepy
lttlbr 1 month ago
And another thing... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO KITE!'? to explain, so far i only have .Hack//G.U. volume three so i have no idea why Kite is pretty much the living dead here.
Nova20cp 1 month ago
@Nova20cp It isn't the real Kite. This one, along with Azure Balmung and Orca were created by Aura to help weed out AIDA.
bowser93 1 month ago
@bowser93 Ooooh. Wait a second- Didnt Aura die?
Nova20cp 1 month ago
@Nova20cp I think she just uh, went to sleep or something after .hack vol 4.
That's why Aina is the vessel. You find that out in Vol. 3 and she says that she's the only one not awake or something.
bowser93 1 month ago
@bowser93 Yea right now i have volume three. but right now i have to power grind because i cant get by that god damned Ovan!
Nova20cp 1 month ago
... NOTE TO SELF... MAKE SURE TO SEND THAT CARD TO ATOLIE O_O.
Nova20cp 1 month ago
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH....... Love Kite~
erafanam520 1 month ago
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XD DIOS!!!
JohanxJudai4ever 1 month ago
Oh good. nothing weird at all here. it's just that the painter guy is STIMULATED, and ideas are GUSHING forth. I wonder if any of this has something to do with what's going on at the moment.
Zeruckiven 2 months ago
Data Drain
2aPersonalidade 2 months ago
XDDD I died!
OniExell 2 months ago
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.Hack yt roleplay? Anyone want to make accounts?? :D
TerraOblivion27 3 months ago
why did someone said data drain at the very end ? :/
elfenliedgirl123 3 months ago
@elfenliedgirl123 kite said it. the person you . . .marry? says something at the end.
Zeruckiven 2 months ago
"I've been watching you for some time."
Ooh, how romantic...I just imagined Kite sitting at a cafe watching Haseo with binoculars.
It is really funny how Bikman is there to translate...and then she wants to draw a picture of the whole thing.
Serasia 3 months ago
who slow the sound becasue scared of KITE sound~~~ ARGHHH~~~
lordakira999 3 months ago
ahhhh.... that is even more funny than the endrance ending
AshferdGray 3 months ago
@habaku100 if you mean the bar in book of 1000, try doing suprise attacks using the bike, that would work.
juwetradaas1 3 months ago
te hee
Kasosdri 3 months ago
wait befor i finish the vid, did he get rape in a MMORPG? Is that even posable & Azure flame Kite is a anti-virus brogram how can he rape, love and finnaly how can the little guy under stand Aaaaaaa like it was claer as day light.
Gemeni3insane 4 months ago
Awwwww....... XD
soroxaskey 4 months ago
ahhhhh..
nishant7836 4 months ago
SUPER OMNI MEGA KITE GLOMP of DOOM!!!!!
BlakSonik 4 months ago
i have all party members,friendship of all maxed (pink is max right?) even the ryu books 100% except bike (btw if known,how do i complete that? i have ALL buy-able parts) yet still don't have that card either...any suggestions?
habaku100 4 months ago
:| the orgin of ... surprise buttsex
TheOriginalTwichty 4 months ago
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TheOriginalTwichty 4 months ago
Haseo's face at the end is priceless
PhantomAuthorTJ 5 months ago
wtf did i just watch?
Bladeninja76 5 months ago
resident evil kyte
somedude1971997 5 months ago
.hack haseo is goin get data drain up tha ass by Azure Kite ಠ_ಠ. lets watch :D ahah... but realy :). watch T_T...
originalkaidenthe666 5 months ago
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.hack haseo is goin to get butt smashed by Azure Kite ;^-^.
originalkaidenthe666 5 months ago
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originalkaidenthe666 5 months ago
..Only two words come to mind..though these two words have been spoken before they shall be said again. =w=;;; Zombie...Rape...
XxXBeastKingRyuXxX 6 months ago
data drain... xD again?
Naruto16Kun 6 months ago
This is one of the very few moments of Kite touching the ground...
mikethemikeful 6 months ago 2
i swear, he just basically said " i want to **** you"
DechuDesir1 6 months ago 10
3:38
*laughs* I love his expression *_*'
NinjaAngelify 6 months ago
kite kinda look like L from deaath note at the end
halovir 6 months ago
DATA DRAIN
maskedtime64 6 months ago 2
Tonight. HIM
BlinkingTwin 6 months ago
Its the bestest ending ever, lulz...snrk...poor Haseo.
Shu512 6 months ago
lol love how kite did a pounce
Zurithehuskey 7 months ago
"I want to be one with you."
BROKEHACK MOUNTAIN.
Specialiciousness 7 months ago 4
LOL. i love when he says Data Drain at the end. I've played the first few .Hacks (outbreak, etc), but it's just so odd to hear KITE'S voice in this, considering you never hear it.
Fireblackheart1 7 months ago
what is the name of the ending song?
skullgreymon 7 months ago
WTF
Sr0SuKiTa 8 months ago
if haseo can control himself i bet he'll kill every player chooses something funny !
invesibel 8 months ago
o wow so azure kite is gay??? i dont understand...
heavenbeauty21 9 months ago
what was with the monotone 'data drain'?
benkai343434 9 months ago
That's what you get when you make A.I.s love you! ^^
keysake 9 months ago
AZURE KITE IS THE COOLEST KICKASS CHARACTER EVER!!!!!!
TacoEX1 9 months ago 15
@TacoEX1 ikr too bad hes retarded that put old snake up first
elixa4 3 weeks ago
aaaahhhhhh!!! XDDDDDD!!!
EINWOLF02 9 months ago
ha ha ha oh my god i cant stop laughing kamikaze attack banzai ha ha
falschblut1345 10 months ago
Haseo was raped! D:
skyzer332 10 months ago 8
Ahhhhh...
Me:....*walks away* Yeah no...
aqua235 11 months ago 2
"I have data drained your virginity"
"OK, that's creepy"
Elkkun 11 months ago 52
@Elkkun I scroll down and this is the first comment I see. I'm laughing so hard I can't speak! XD
Tensazangetsu100 2 months ago
"I want to become one with you" LOL Kite-version Zombie rape XDDD
LMAO
hellgirl2189 11 months ago 27
@hellgirl2189 I want to become one with u (eats brains)
Temarioneesama 11 months ago
@hellgirl2189 I don't know about "Best Wishes" after a scene like that....
pokechatter 1 month ago
you can just feel the fanfics gushing out from this can't you lol
mapleseallux 11 months ago 6
Piss take ending much? Good God CC2 have a good sense of humour :'D
benkai343434 11 months ago
All I have to say "Bow chicka wow wow"
zzg9900 11 months ago
Hahahahah! That's hilarious!!!
Sharavis 11 months ago
O _ O!! shock.....
ninkendo2 11 months ago
Anyone else get goosebumps when he said Data Drain?
Stungun48 11 months ago 3
"Aaaah....."
SethTheProphet 1 year ago
aaahhhhhhhhh....
autizboyz 1 year ago
Did Haseo just get butt raped??????????????
raintixon 1 year ago
Uh... what...? What happened to Kite? D:
raCteJ 1 year ago
dood it would've been so cool if you got the real kite's member address to invite him to a party i would've craped my pants if that had happened
kite10397 1 year ago
never knew they had Mona Marshal say "Data Drain" in the voice of the original Kite. that's kinda cool (and at least we know, sorta, how Kite would sound saying it when using it).
Golan7 1 year ago
kite rape :D
thechubsmeister 1 year ago
Kite has such a way with words.. ♥
BSE: Kite, what are your thoughts on this?
Kite: Aaaaah...aaahhhhh.....aaaahhhhhh...beeeee
BSE: ♥
breaksystembse 1 year ago 2
I love how Kite uses L33T.
FangirlOfBleach 1 year ago
lol i bet this made some fan girls very happy haseoxkite lol
Makubestu 1 year ago 4
>.> Best scene ever
DarkAzureFlameGod 1 year ago
He Sounds Like A Freakin Zombie!
gamefreakjake 1 year ago
@burnstheheghog490 I have one being held for me by a buddy who works there lol
gamefreakjake 1 year ago
XD thats scary but funny
AppleSider1 1 year ago
@burnstheheghog490 dudo, google is ur friend! unless your Ps2 ins't chipped, therefore u can't download it
code name: .hack gu vol.3 megaupload
Reddasx 1 year ago
That fucking little NPC and it's "teehee's". I hated that NPC the most LOL
MisdermeanerJ 1 year ago
AAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HaseoTakaeda 1 year ago
what do you do to get that card? ive beat the game but even though ive raised all of there affection levels the best i can it never sent me the card.......i think im missing something.....idk
chibianna1 1 year ago 2
@chibianna1 You might be missing one of the party members you need all of them before you can get the card.
bloodwolf2a2 1 year ago
@bloodwolf2a2 but i gather all the party members......
SagaraShin 1 year ago
@SagaraShin Do you have Natsume and Tabby?
bloodwolf2a2 1 year ago
@bloodwolf2a2 i only have tabby but i don't know how to get natsume.......
SagaraShin 1 year ago 2
@SagaraShin You have to defeat the Chaotic PKs and she is the last one you fight after beating her you get her as a party member.
bloodwolf2a2 1 year ago
@bloodwolf2a2 Ad all this time I-ve been thinking tabby is the hardest to get x.x
Temarioneesama 11 months ago
@bloodwolf2a2 Just the Chaotic PKs in vol 3 or all of them?
wowhead123xx 6 months ago
@bloodwolf2a2 Natsume is insane. She terrifies me lol.
SerothTalon1 6 months ago
@SagaraShin WOA you can get tabby?! how how!? please tell me >w<b
chibianna1 5 months ago
@chibianna1 forest of pain,ITS A PAIN IN YOUR ASS TRUST ME! lol it has 100 something floors and takes a while to complete.get to bottom and you will find her eventually (hint:there is a pattern to the floors that you can get through without fights most of the time,every floor except bosses can be done this way)
habaku100 5 months ago
@habaku100 ive been hearing alot about "OMG THE FOREST OF PAIN IS HARD QAQ" and i dont doubt you...ive beaten the game but i never got anything about it...what am i missing?? do i need to play the other two games?(cant get the second one where i live)
chibianna1 5 months ago
@habaku100 you just have to complete to the 50th floor no need to the 100th
SagaraShin 4 months ago
@habaku100 what are the area words
chibianna1 4 months ago
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SagaraShin 4 months ago
@chibianna1 about the forest level. you have to finish it to the 50th level and then i think tabby will send you a message
SagaraShin 4 months ago
@burnstheheghog490 GameStop has them
UnrealStories 1 year ago
@UnrealStories LIES! I can never find a game stop in nyc that sells them! ><
SKmuffin 1 year ago
@SKmuffin mine does :P
UnrealStories 1 year ago
Bikman: Isn't love beautiful? It's stimulated my creative impulses! I can feel the ideas gushing forth.
My sister:....That's not the only thing gushing forth.
Me: ಠ_ಠ
Gullwingsofrock 1 year ago 75
LOL
Bikman(Kite):i want to be one with you
and then Kite jumps on Haseo XD
KONPALegendz 1 year ago
@Gullwingsofrock LOL thats so messed up! ^^
SleonHikari 7 months ago
Run Haseo, run!!!!
hobbes296 1 year ago
@hobbes296 that what i was going to say o-e
zerovalentine112 1 year ago
God, every time I hear that ending data drain I swear something inside me just tears up a bit.
SicCaveat 1 year ago
nice background
conan25529 1 year ago
@burnstheheghog490 You can try buying it from ebay or just keep looking at game stops it took me a month to find all of them at different game stops.
bloodwolf2a2 1 year ago
At the end, Azure Kite said, "Data Drain!" Wait, was that normal Kite?
VVBlastFuryVV 1 year ago 2
@VVBlastFuryVV Yeah that was the original Kite's voice from the first 4 games.
bloodwolf2a2 1 year ago 2
@bloodwolf2a2 Does he still sound like that after these volumes?
VVBlastFuryVV 1 year ago
Actually Kite is rater cute when he smiles......
giristhebest13 1 year ago
@giristhebest13 agreed!
05111211 6 months ago
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giristhebest13 1 year ago
HASEO YOU FOOL USE THE CHAOS GATE
MugenHeadNinja 1 year ago
Lol i remember doin this .if you send that to that Rose guy..i forgot his name..he assume your gay lol..
sephyiroth 1 year ago
you got g.u also damn what .hack game don't u have
conan25529 1 year ago
@conan25529 I have all of them except for Link.
bloodwolf2a2 1 year ago
LOL, I dont know if this got something to do with the 4 panel manga but I can see the real Kite doing that to Haseo
Alphakoka 1 year ago
:0 ahhh!
xMissDeathDivinex 1 year ago
how the fuck did he turn into a zombie i'm mean he's not dead!!!
curseddragonninja22 1 year ago
how does the kite an co join u
curseddragonninja22 1 year ago
the glomp from hell
hexedfang 1 year ago
are you playing on a emulator?
tobolman2nd 1 year ago
No I am playing on a PS2.
bloodwolf2a2 1 year ago
Wich the song of desktop ?
aurelioz90 1 year ago
two questions, how do u get that backround of azure kite in the begining and ummm is this in the actaul game?
7ri3dge 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD
now THAT's a video worth to watch!!
silver37000 1 year ago
Lol at the very end, I wish he'd say that at least once in the actual game...
ChaoticSasuke 2 years ago
he sounds like a zombie
jugernoid1234 2 years ago
Well maybe ya shouldn't have asked him out then, Haseo. XD
Heine7777 2 years ago
This is the first time I've ever seen the "Promise Card"
...No wonder Azure Kite ponuced...
Hells666singer 2 years ago
LOL!! XDDD LOVE IT!
This is freaking hilarious!
X333
KariCute11 2 years ago 2
lol thats zombie rape haha xD
Darkalbel13 2 years ago 41
reminds me of resident evil, hahahaha
dennisvergel36 2 years ago
lol, how cute.
btw, I can't get him to reply to any of my greeting cards. What does he say.
TearMonkey 2 years ago
You have to get his affection to max you can do it by kicking about 6 chim gods and he should reply.
bloodwolf2a2 2 years ago
@bloodwolf2a2 where can i find god chims? (i am in a BBQ plate area)
chaos300fgx 1 year ago
@chaos300fgx You should see one it has to be on an open field and not a dungeon.
bloodwolf2a2 1 year ago
@bloodwolf2a2 thanks ,i was looking for them in a dungeon.
chaos300fgx 1 year ago
WTF LOLZ this is my fav
lumpynaruto 2 years ago 2
Wait dose Azure kite just LOVE Haseo so much he jumped on him? Or did he attack him?
charlie120asc 2 years ago
no he raped him
bluemew32 2 years ago 3
Thats kinda what i ment by ''Attack''
charlie120asc 2 years ago 7
lol, thats freakin hilarious!
Neblung 2 years ago
Yes it is he doesn't even need to say anything and it is funny.
bloodwolf2a2 2 years ago