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  • lol Yuzo was right when he said that the Xbox "720" will have no wires to hook it up cause i just heard about it and apparently thats true

  • somebody looking for the full version just go to

    watc h WEI las t mov ies . WEI c o o o m ( d ele t e WEI)

  • The Xbox 720 is probably gonna have a disc drive just to play old 360 games, but all the new games will probably be downloadable only.

  • What is UI? And you guys made the new Metroid sound like the series killer, other than the fact that she TALKS. NooBTooB should threaten the company by kidnapping whoever did Samus's voice to undo her vocal surgery.

  • i was happy you guys were talking about e3 saw up until i realised this was last years e3. Rockband beatles gave it away.

    :P

  • Yes, one year late post!

  • I Got Free microsoft points/codes/live and membership from...

    GETFREEXBOXLIVE [(.)] N3t remove [()] and replace N3t with net

  • milo was made for pedophiles.

    pedobear approved.

  • brainwave monitor? anyone ever heard of that?

  • LOL always wear a wii condom when playing games

  • 5 MF STARS!!! :)

    Nice vid guys! Just the right combinations of cool geekiness mixed with your hilariously vulgar humour. Hella long compared to my pathetic 3 minute reviews, but nice work with not rambling on too long per game. You guys rawk!

  • You guys are way over blowing the download/pricing model, it hasn't occurred to any of you that even the current pricing of download models already available are only fractionally cheaper then retail? Do you even care that games are coming out with most of their basic function turned off, waiting for a series of payments to 'unlock' what is essentially part of the game already? Do you even give a shit that that pricing model guarantee's to be MORE expensive then 60 dollars a game?

  • What game precisely shipped with "most of their basic function turned off"?

  • Street fighter IV is a great example. I kinda blew my load after hearing you guys talk about it so I apologize for that.. but in reality these companies are just shifting to a new distribution method that costs them far less .. but are still trying to maintain the same pricing model as retail or even more with the inclusion of shopping cart DLC bullshit. Throw in DRM and we never really 'own' anything we buy, we are spending the same as retail now.. just to have the ability to 'rent' a game.

  • Consider also the pricing model on the wii, you have NES games worth 800 points ( about 8 dollars ). The actual distribution model is really costing them pennies per NES game they sell in that manner, so their gross profit is .. staggering in comparison to the cost. .. Yes I realize I have no say in a free market economy.. if one moron is willing to pay for something I can't do anything about it. But I can still call bullshit.

  • You're making the mistake most people make when they think about these things. It doesn't cost them "pennies" per NES game. They have to build the distribution infrastructure, pay engineers and IT people, pay for datacenter maintenance and storage, etc. Just being able to distribute NES games to the Wii cost Nintendo tens of millions of dollars to set up and maintain.

  • yeah but theres still hundreds of titles, so it isnt really costing nintendo anywhere near 8 dollars per game download........

  • You have to keep in mind that many publishers aren't really allowed to lower their price of downloadable content compared to retail mainly due to not wanting to piss them off. Retail sales still dwarf downloadable sales and places like Wal-mart will raise hell if someone like Sony decided to undercut them online.

    This price difference won't change until downloadable sales > retail sales.

  • 22000 subscribers by 2010!!!!! post to other noobtoob vids XD

  • wait what was wrong with cod world at war

  • It had 0 inovation...

  • Crap spawns not balanced guns glitches to laggy (Not my connection) random grenade spam cheaters. the list goes on and on and on

  • I think a scary game would be nice with the wii vitality sensor.

  • I want assassin's creed 2,MW2 and left for dead 2 and splinter cell:conviction

  • They should make a Hulk game with wii vitallity. Get the whole family involved get your brothers and sisters to slap up side the head till you get pissed

  • Did you guys know that Orson Scott Card, the guy who wrote the novel empire which is where the shadow complex universe takes place in, is the same guy who wrote the sword fighting insults in monkey island.

  • I don't think that's true. :) The sword fight stuff was written by Tim Schafer.

  • Are you sure? I've seen from multiple sources that the insult sword fighting was written by orson scott card. This is from wikipedia (not the best source I know but I've seen this on a couple sites.) A well known insult from The Secret of Monkey Island, in which the insults were written by author Orson Scott Card[5], is "You fight like a dairy farmer!" to which the correct response would be "How appropriate. You fight like a cow!"

  • Wow, crazy! I've never heard that one before, I've always just seen Tim attributed for all the writing. Thanks for the info!

  • I will laugh my ass off if the call of duty series comes out with a American Revolutionary war game, or a civil war game. I would buy it anyway lol

  • yo yall play xbox live if do please tell me just text a comment on here sayin your gamertag

  • Doubt it would ever happen. Taking up a hell of disk space and people have bad internet speed. Plus I dont have a credit card so I doubt i could buy them.

  • I was surprised that Nintendo didn't mention Layton or Scribblenauts.

  • I think the game you're talking about that measured your heart rate is Fear Effect for the PS1. One of my favorite games, when your character became scared it was a lot easier to be killed and you would be more vulnerable.

  • Next up, Rock Band Elvis

  • Why do you say that?

  • Because their making Rock Band Beatles, and all these different Rock Bands so I'm assuming they would make a Rock Band Elvis in the near future. But I have no proof of that.

  • "all these different Rock Bands"- they are making the beatles and lego. RBU was outsourced. and lego will be partially outsourced. While nevervision is making

    -GH5

    -GH OTMH

    -GH VH

    -Band hero

    -DJ hero.

  • Lego Rock Band and Band Hero are both going to be casual-crowd cash in's of equal territory. Neversoft and Harmonix both basically sold out to them.

    I really don't mind every other GH game coming out, though. All they are are giant, discounted DLC packs with new features that add to the game each time. You really cant say that they're milking the series considering the genre. Just play the Music games that have the music you like on them, and STFU about which company is better.

  • i just want to point out something about hl3

    i read some interveiws and stuff about it, cause i really want to see it come out.

    but it turns out that hl2 episodes 1-3 ARE hl3

    if you put the three episodes together you will have half life three

    i was disappointed too :(

  • I really want to get super mario galaxy 2. I totally completed that game. I got all 121 stars with mario and luigi.

  • The Wii-vitality thing to stick your finger in...

    Tobin, I'm surprised you didn't say "you could stick something else in it". XD

  • I hope they will use that Project Natal technology thing... for the PC too.

    Because it's from Microsoft right?

    Well anyway, I hope it won't just stay on a console and only one too.

  • Haha august 17 one day after my birthday :)

  • MODERN WARFARE 2 will be amazinggggg! i love these two E3 coverage vids, great. super mario galaxy 2 will be fantastic too.

    the fear/heart rate concept in a game, for some reason dementium (ds) or siren: blood curse (ps3 demo i played) come to mind. i know i've played the game yuzo is talking about, i wish i could remember. the heart beat got faster and faster when you stared at gore or blood, and then you'd die and i recall the character screaming when you died from heart rate.

  • also, adding on to my comment, i also remember hearing about new zelda game for the wii, or rumours of one. i remember reading that twilight princess was meant for gamecube, but was changed to wii and therefore doesnt take full advantage of the wii's power. so the new one apparently coming 2010 will be using the wii better.

    have you guys heard anything about that? like solid information?

  • Miyamoto showed some concept art of the new Zelda. Twilight Princess on the wii was actually a port of the one on the gamecube.

  • omg thats awesome, you happen to also read anything about a possible release date?

    and ahhhh, alright, thanks.

  • Nothing on a release date. Since it is concept art it might not be for a while.

  • oh true, my mistake. darn, well at least there's something.

  • i thought project natal was a load of crap...they will never b able to catch up to nintendo

  • fanboys?, these guys are giving a good review, opinion and the odd funny joke in between, these guys do like some ps3 games as well as microsoft and nintendo so back off brawler

  • Golden Sun and Golden Sun The Lost Age were epic RPGs on the GBA including puzzles and metroid-like exploration, the combat's fun and the story is interesting. You might not like the mass amount of dialogue though.

  • Please tell me you're joking

  • Wow, your attention span is so short that you couldn't bother listening to us describe that part 1 is xbox and wii and part 2 is PS3?

  • Like I said, the E3 Part 2 episode is all about the PS3. We are very evidently not biased if you actually check out all of our videos. However, you're being a dick, which we don't tolerate here at Noobtoob. Do it again and you're banned.

  • First of all, the Conduit? Better than Halo 3? I don't care much for Halo 3, I'll play it at gaming gatherings but as far as commercial success goes, the Conduit will never come close. Let's be realistic here.

  • Secondly, the Wii is a fucking lollipop system. We wouldn't treat it like a system made for toddlers and old farts if that wasn't what it was. Why don't you call up your little buddies at Nintendo and tell them to grow some balls and spray some more blood because this plumber shit is getting really old.

  • Well Nintendo knows how to make good games. Blood and gore dont make a good game, and Mario, Zelda, Pikmin, Metroid are some of the greatest games ever produced.

  • lol the wii is a lollipop system!!!! quote of the year!!!

  • How could you accuse these two brilliant men of being fan boys when your sitting here ranting about this little-dicked system of yours? I think that's a bit contradictory, wouldn't you agree?

    People these days, they don't think before they speak...

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    I'm not even going to touch that one.

    Too perfect.

    *cough* fuck youuuuuu *cough*

  • Yuzo, if you haven't played any of the Mario RPG, you should try Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga on GBA. It looks a lot like Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story and it is really good.

  • dou guys no a person called philbowler171 o xbox write bak plz

  • you inglish speek gud

  • hahaha he called drake hot! i think desmond from ac is hotter

  • Modern Warfare 2!

  • that new mario looks ALOT like castle crashers

  • you said you cant ever have two numbers in a game name...

    look at Left 4 Dead 2! lol

  • I think you guys missed GTA: The ballad of Gay Tony

  • haven't watched in a while :( came to teh channel 4 E3 special....boo ya :) project NATAL.......mmmm?

  • i diddnt watch the whole episode so if you said something about halo with a later review sorry . but where is it ?? halo odst ???

  • "So i mean.. I have always liked metroid for the same reasons that I liked the dick.."

    IDK if i heard that right Tobin >.>

  • I'm pretty sure you didn't. :)

  • sure, sure.

  • my bro has a bunch of tobin's shirts including that 1

  • He must be awesome!

  • yup!

  • im kinda disappointed they dropped call of duty from the title, it does sound stupid with 2 numbers but ive been playing cod from day one. Call of duty 2 for me is the best cod n cod 4 is has VERY similiar in terms of gameplay.

    n treyarch r making a call of duty set during the cold war (in korea if ppl dont know)

    good vibrations by beach boys - cracking tune, beatles r still better tho :)

  • Oh and by the way I do like platformers, mainly that refers to 3-D platformers, early Spyro, Banjo, etc. Metroid-vania doesnt cut it for me, I dont like them, Id rather play Metroid 3-D games if pushed. Therefore Shadow Complex, no thankyou

  • I apologise if Ive offended you guys with my very partial preferences I just LOVE my games, and the others are not really worth it to me. I mean tbh I havent the chance to play the likes of Uncharted and that as I have not yet been able to find enough reason to buy a latest console (kind of a downwards spiral as one of the only ways to enjoy new series's is by having a console to try them on). You said something about the Jak and Daxter sequel but I when is it coming out?

  • New jak and daxter coming this year for psp and ps2 but its made by some other devloper and doesnt look too good. Naughty Dog is making one for ps3 only after uncharted 2 and it will run off the uncharted engine.

  • Guys Ill be onest with you, I didnt really watch much of E3, and that comment was made prior to the knowledge of PS3 games, which includes Gran Turismo, etc. But you guys should know I will ALWAYS go all out for platformers etc. I am not seeing the sequels I had hoped for (as previously mentioned) and until that happens Im afraid I cant ever say Im happy with what is released.

  • WAHHHH U DIDNT LIKE CHAOS THEORy???? thats best splinter cell right now

  • Also, I know you guys never played Golden Sun, but I really urge you to check it (and the sequel) out if you get the chance. It's my favorite rpg, and I grew up playing final fantasy. It's like they took everything that was good about the old-school final fantasies, made it better and more fun, and combined it with a Zelda-type puzzle system. Best announcement from e3 in my opinion.

  • We'll definitely give it a shot when it comes out!

  • Hey Tobin, my thoughts exactly on Other M. I can't say I'm not worried. But Nintendo mentioned in an interview that they're trying to reconcile the traditional metroid formula with Team Ninja's approach. So even if the game is half generic action game and half Metroid, at least it should be partly amazing.

  • Alan wake will be a great game when its out iv been going to the site for years to see when its coming out

  • metroid other m looks like a boss battle game it dose not look like metroid really and it looks cartoonish.

    i beat all the metroid prime games but hunters.

    i beat super metroid.

  • Layton 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha

  • I can't wait.

  • Enders Game best book ever !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hell yeah it is!

  • Love the show guys keep it up!

  • Thanks!

  • maybe jenga would be good with wii motion plus :P

  • also i am pretty sure games like shadowcomplex and new super mario bros are called 2.5 d, a 3d game on a 2d plane

  • subscribed to your channel, reaaly good

    best show ever

  • whats your point?

  • you guys are wrong. there was 3 marios on the NES(2 if you dont count doki doki), galaxy 2 is the first to do so since then. =)

  • They are talking about 3D mario.

  • Paper Mario:The Thousand Year Door seems kinda like Mario & Luigi:Bowser's inside story in a sense of timing and turn based fighting.

  • It's like all the Mario RPGs have similar mechanics or something.

  • Subscribed.

  • Your 144 episodes late.

  • You guys not gonna say anything about Halo ODST?

  • who gives a fuck

  • I know right! come on guys dont hate on halo

  • i cant rent games

  • Ender's Game is the best fucking book ever. :]

  • Give Milo to Quantic Dream. They would definitely make something awesome with it.

  • No, they confirmed Alan Wake for 2010 (no quarter mentioned).

  • They said Spring 2010

  • I don't know if someone else made this same comment,  but when you were saying how you hope Treyarch doesn't make Modern Warfare 3, I've heard from a few people that Treyarch is going to make a Vietnam Call of Duty game. So I defiantly wouldn't worry about them making a Modern Warfare deal, that's Infinity Wards thing.

  • No Halo 3: ODST, Halo Reach or Forza Motorsport 3? Haha you just mumbled them real quick and skipped over. Ah well, I enjoyed the MS conference and your coverage on it.

    Splinter Cell: Conviction, Alan Wake, Halo 3: ODST, Left 4 Dead 2, Crackdown 2, Halo Reach, Forza Motorsport 3, Mass Effect 2, Milo all exclusive. Very nice.

  • Hey man, we only have so much time to talk about games, we focused on the ones we were most excited about and still had a hard time fitting everything into TWO HOURS :)

  • they said they've never had a console that there had been 2 marios on? There's already 2 marios for the wii. Super Mario Galaxy and Super Paper Mario.

  • Didnt super nintendo also get 2 o.o?

  • thinkthey mean in the same year cuz super mario 1,2,3 came out on gameboy

  • Yah in retrospect that comment makes no sense. Silly nintendo.

  • Left 4 dead 2 lol didn't you say two numbers in a title is just silly?

  • thats why call of duty 4 modern warfare 2 is just modern warfare 2, i thought they shoulda called left 4 dead2 left 5 dead...

  • Horrible idea.

  • do you know how horrible that would sound? "hey man lets go play left five dead"

  • death by sleep lol.

  • hey tobin and yuzo, hav u learned about the spec ops in mw2

  • why arent anyone talking about Joy-Ride, looks pretty cool!

  • well at least theres one thing thats cheaper in austalia, you can rent games for (AU)$2/ (US)$1.60 on tuesdays at most video stores here.

  • It's funny how Yuzo was so serious with the whole "condoms" thing! :P When I was listening at first I was just kinda doing my own thing and not really watching the video and then all of a sudden I just hear "Wii Motion Plus" then "condoms" and I'm like "HUH?"

  • If that is true then no one will ever buy a non multiplayer game ever again.

  • OMG HD!!!!

  • Aww yeah, you can see our paleness in its full glory!

  • Motherfucking YouTube, keeps making me watch videos in HQ when I want to watch in low quality. I even said so IN MY MOTHERFUCKING SETTINGS, what the fuck? I can still go onto low quality by using &fmt=12 however, hm.

  • when you say low quality do you mean just regular quality without the HD button pressed? or is there actually a low quality version?

  • Whenever I watch a video, the quality seems to be the same high-quality, even if I don't have the HD button pressed. I have it set to watch it on low-quality in the settings however, so this is fucking annoying.

  • tiger woods 10 on the wii is one worth a mention give it a play! wii motion plus takes it to new places

  • I want wii motion plus for samba de amigo xD

  • hey what are your takes on facebook and twitter for xbox live?

  • Not trying to start and "e-fight", but the trailer for crackdown 2 only showed 1 monster, and it was the shadow of that monster, and as I recall, I'm pretty sure there were monsters in Crackdown 1.

  • Holy dick ballz...noobtoob is awesome....xD

  • This is a very true statement indeed xD

  • dam it guys you made the video way to good now it takes me 400years ot load :( and i updated my net just to watch noobtoob and play games with out lag and waiting forever for videos:(

  • Hah, just watch in regular quality instead of HD :)

  • lol thats the thing i am

  • isnt shadow that side scroller from EPIC games? wasnt cliff a big part in that game?

  • 13:50 KINGDOM HEARTS

  • so basically episode 144 is a 2 hour episode split into 2, and i noticed that 146 is already recorded. any chance we get 2 noobtoob's in one week?

  • is Alan Wake kinda like Alone in the dark cause it sounds like it

  • I thought this podcast was family friendly, I don't think that Tobin's vocabulary will work with that idea.

    Yeah, no online for New Super Mario Bros. Wii, they confirmed it. Apparently the Wii can't handle all of the enemy synchronisation over wifi. I say failure to Ninty on that one.

    You guys fail to btw, Golden Sun DS was by far THE BEST GAME of Ninty's conference (along with Metroid and Galaxy) and you guys didn't even mention it. Be very ashamed I say.

    Aside from that, good podcast.

  • YouTube is not family friendly... Like it or GTFO.

  • I was talking about Noobtoob not about Youtube. I was referring to an older episode were Yuzo and Tobin said that Noobtoob was a family friendly podcast. I just wanted their response, not a response from a random fag like you.

  • lol well yeah family friendly if all your famliy is like f this robodong

  • If we ever said Noobtoob was family friendly, we were being sarcastic. :)

    We never played Golden Sun, so we don't have the same nostalgia you do!

  • hey you guys should check out scribblenauts it won ign's e3 game of the show award and looks awesome! extremely ambitious and it's for DS. you guys have to check it out

  • Hell yeah, we can't wait for scribblenauts!

  • *high pitch voice* I can't wait 'til the next Layton.

  • resident evil 5 is like kill zone also

  • I NEED NEW EPISODE!

    *foam in mouth*

    DAMNIT! please noobtoob i need my dosage! PLEASE! THINK OF THE CHILDREN

  • Heh not till sunday night. :)

  • Hey Yuzo, is Eternal Darkness the horror game you were trying to think of?

  • I like how Yuzo never beats any games ...ever

  • Hey now, I beat Fallout 3 and Dead Space :)

  • you gonna get point lookout for fallout on the 23d? =P

    and me too, i just beat deadspace because of your guys' game of the year 08, thanks by the way, its one of my new fav games

  • I know right? What a wuss.

  • I think the game with the heart rate mechanic you were talking about is fear effect (at least that's the only one i know of)

    great but hard as balls game XD

    anyhow, great episode as always

  • you know your watching to much noobtoob when tobin and yuzo appear in your dreams......yuzo likes to man hug way to much! YOW!

  • Hahah. He's like that in real life too, always groping up on guys.

  • Hey Tobin, What do you think about this Guitar hero 5 is actually making new gameplay mechanics updating their graphics and Letting you import songs from the other guitar hero.What they should of dont a year ago

  • Holy shit your right i just had a dream with Tobin and Yuzo where they were cops for some reason and killed someone.... But anyways it was weird

  • THAT WASN'T A DREAM

  • dream Yuzo is always a lot worse than the real thing.

  • haha now imagine Tobin having to put up with both :p

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