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  • good concept, shit delivery

  • I hate auto correct ...

  • Hall of Presidents is Disneyworld...unless I forgot about the Hallelujah of Presidents at Disneyland ...

  • how was that planning on eating him in space? 0_0

  • NOOOOOOOO

    ABE LINCOLNNNNN!

  • @Eradicatir13

    One bullet in the head will kill you 99 times out of 100 no matter how tough you are. Even if you survive you would be permanently vegetated. You are a certified dumbass. And JFK was a great president, even if he was a democrat.

  • @ TheEradicator13 JFK took a bullet in the back of the head his brains were spilled plus he was tooken by suorise dickhead he was a good president

  • @icebloodful its a mountain in Africa, fool. Halo....seriously?

  • killamanjaros? halo fans rule

  • @icebloodful kilamajaro is a mountain dumbfuck...

  • @icebloodful its a real mountain

  • "Just cloooooose your eyes....."

  • Can I get a Churro? LOL!

  • Wait, Abe had a super-high, squeaky, incredibly grating voice, and it would be Jackson that would fight them.

  • @Horatio786 Didn't abe lincoln box though?

  • @TheEradicator13 Now that I think about it, yeah, he did. Still, the main reason he fought was due to how he was more famous than Jackson.

  • @Horatio786 what did Jackson do that made him a good fighter? I vaguely remember some stuff he did from highschool history.

  • @TheEradicator13 He was in the most gunfights as president, had various bullets removed during presidency, and said "the only thing I regret in life is never killing John C. Calhoun", who was his Vice President. Also, he was a war "hero", conquering neutral forts belonging to people who aren't even involved in any wars the US is in.

  • @Horatio786 Why the hell didnt my highschool history class teach me that? kinda makes john F kennedy look like a pussy for only getting shot once.

  • @TheEradicator13 How bout I snipe you in the back of your face hole, and then check if your dumbfuck ass is still alive.

  • POOR ABE he was always one of my favorites

  • how is he gona eat him anyway?

  • That space thing looked legit

  • wat the fuck is this?

  • 550 people didn't think delicous thoughts.

  • @PistOffBruteStudios and 1 person hates Abe

  • @dobbyfan48 loves

  • "not on my watch"

    gp abraham lincoln

  • In my opinion, if that Space Mountain was made to movie standards it would be pretty awsome. If The Hall of Presidents story was tweaked then it would have a chance of being decent. The story of churrois has no chance.

  • wtf is this bullshit

  • Fun Fact! walt disney supported the Nazi party!

  • I hate it when my churro explodes.

  • how do you eat in space?!?

  • you forgot about making a joke about disny being nazis

  • @TheSniperhotdog Thats just a stupid rumor.

  • @Milomia9 i dont care i dont trust them

  • @TheSniperhotdog have you seen how much he cares about animals with movies like Bambi and 101 Dalmations? Theres no way he could be someone like that. And what do you mean them? Its not like everyone in disney is a nazi.

  • @Milomia9 im talking about modern walt disny was not

  • @TheSniperhotdog What?

  • @Milomia9 the disniy now is a bunch of nazis walt disney wasnt

  • @TheSniperhotdog Oh that makes perfect sense XD. But they do have awareness commercials and stuff so they cant be too bad.

  • @Milomia9 yeah only thir corprate ceo ppl are nazis not the actors

  • @TheSniperhotdog The actors are the ones that turn Disney Channel into a concentration camp by pouring acid in our ears and tearing out our eyes.

  • @Milomia9 thur but i hate disney intirly

  • @TheSniperhotdog wait, wait, wait. Are you saying you hate the original disney?

  • @Milomia9 no im saying i hate modern disney

  • lol you can order cannibalism??? XD

  • wait what ride is the second one from

  • Not funny... Sorry

  • 528 people's churro blew up

  • I hold in my hand a document officially canceling America! Haha! XD

  • I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP!!!

  • Sad thing is... I would watch all of those movies.

    i am a disney freak and i approve this video ;-)

  • Why is Lincoln Amish?

  • 521 people are allergic to churros.

  • With the arguments. The stupidity I'm hearing from nerds that think they are smart is appalling. Shut up everyone. It's a fucking video thats funny. Deal with it.

  • i know why that guy in space is running out of oxygen, his helmet isnt sealed!

  • I live like three hours south of Disney World and on a class trip a few years ago, my friends were blown away by the fact that they actually sold churros there lol.

  • Actually i would go see Hall of Presidents. Funny and clever as hell

  • Is it me or did it look like Shia la Beouf was playing Nixon.

  • lol there is a crack in the other guys astronaut suit

  • there is no sound in space but hey who cares

  • Whats with the resolution?

  • @Blacckkfire Yo' mom

  • @Blacckkfire its called the Disney Resolution

  • I wanna churro

  • When Lincoln was fighting the mortal kombat theme song would have been perfect.

  • jakes k polk :) <3

  • Fuckin Lincoln...always knew he was a bad ass.

  • @xeddier Every object has a gravitational pull, its just that the ratio of the amount of gravitational pull to mass is so small that it can only be measured on massive scales.

  • @brandon1997fl So many people have told me that. Now I don't care any more. Please refer to the "All comments" to see how many people have replied to me. Press Ctrl+F and search @xeddier to see the other 11 replies such as yours on that page.

  • I ate my first Churro at Disneyland, then I died.....

  • GO LINKEN!

  • Xeddier is right, there is no gravity in space until you get pulled into the orbit of an asteroid or planetary body. Objects as small as dust particles have little to no affect on you, while in space. They would be slightly pulled towards you, but they themselves would have little to no affect on your movement.

  • Why was the aspect ratio all messed up? But still pretty funny!

  • falling in space? lolololololol

  • That was really dumb..........

  • What's up with all the nerds on college humor videos?

  • @PenguinFart3 College (humor), yes?

  • fuck the unibomber! its time for the churribomber. yeah, that sounded better in my head

  • Flashfire is right. In space this "dust" you speak of is only one atom in every meter cubed. Even if you are infinitly close this "dust" the pull is small. The equasion is mass1*mass2 all over the distance squared times gravitational constant. The atoms mass and the gravitational constant are so small the pull is almost infinitely small. Case closed

  • @Beaverphant Man, you must be pretty stupid. How on earth did you read through all those comments and conclude so definitively "case closed" when in your last sentence you admitted that there exists a pull, albeit almostly infinitely small. Did you even read the comments properly?

    And also, you not using my account name to reply to is rather cowardly.

  • Naturally there was an advertisemnet for the new disney movie

  • is there a midnight in space?

  • why is it so fucking skinny

  • 911 likes... no comment

  • this was a really horrible video...

  • why is abe always the one to save the day

  • Lol also, we have tazers.

  • @Mistoffelees11 President Evil lol

  • This video was kind of a waste of my time. 

  • ... what ride was the second clip based on?

  • I order yo to be eaten by me.

  • 0:01

  • Why would you thumbs up the person for saying thumbs up??? It's so annoying asking for thumbs up and it's desperate to get on the top! I'm giving everyone who says "thumbs up" a thumbs down...

  • Now he belongs to the ages

  • abe! nooooo!

  • Try the churros...

  • there's no gravity in space so why are they climbing? perpetual motion would keep them moving.

  • WTF? No Small World Movie? I would love to see that. BTW, 486 people's churros exploded.

  • :0 the awesomest (in my opinion) president died...

  • LOOOL man this would be the most depressing Disney movie ever

  • One of these movies needs chuck norris in it

  • assassinated again i see

  • Lincoln has and always will be a baller.

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  • Where's Morgan Freeman?

  • Apperantly there was a VERY big planet nearby if they can fall in empty space...

  • @asdf36254 The moons gravity is 1/6th of the earths

  • @todcat3 he's talking about the gravity in space... and he's ryt....

  • I've been on space mountain whilst hyper. NEVER AGAIN.

  • Canseling America xD

  • the highest point in space is and irrelevant comment as in space things can be measured in 3 dimensions

  • I would go see churros,...

  • @Reviews4Viewdotcom churros are delicious and thanks for making me hungry

  • I totally agree with Stupoable. This does not make sense.

  • dont fuck with lincoln

  • its AMISH ABE!

  • someone please tell me WTF! IS THIS F*CKING VIDEO?! WTF!!!

  • There's no gravity in space...

  • @xeddier Nor a peak, it's all relative.

  • @DorianWalrus Good point.

  • @xeddier yes there is, just gravity not as strong as ours

  • @Reviews4Viewdotcom no. there is only gravity when there is something big enough to have its own gravitational pull near enough to affect u. in space itself there is 0 gravity

  • @redninja00 Gravity is a magnetic pull. If there was 0 gravity, when spacemen jump, they would not come down. But they do. Therefore, the moon DOES have gravity, just not as strong as ours.

  • Wait. Wait. My bad. I thought he/she was talking bout the moon. so yes, red ninja, you ARE right. Space has no gravity.

  • @xeddier You are dumb, man. There is no air in space. There is gravity in space.

  • @ageisold No need for name calling. I admit I was wrong about there being no gravity in space. I hope you can forgive me for my mistake.

  • @xeddier Ok. Sorry about that then.

    It was just that your comment was somewhat strongly worded and yet it wasn't even correct.

    Ok then.

  • @ageisold This thread makes no sense. There is no gravity in space. Gravity is the act of a quantity of matter warping space time through the theory of general relativity. Every thing has mass, so every thing has gravity. However, space is not empty. Fragments of dust and ice are everywhere in the universe, so there is matter where ever you go. This does not mean that there is gravity in space because the dust does not accumulate it has a uniform pull on your body and never carries you anywhere.

  • @Flashfire97 These dust particles exert a gravitional force on you. The dust can never be perfectly uniformly distributed in reality, therefore they do exert a force in a particular direction. They will never cancel each other out perfectly.

    Moreover, the planetary bodies themselves will exert gravity in space, the lack of a atmosphere being immaterial.

  • @ageisold whether the dust particles clump together is, to quote you, immaterial. When Isaac Newton was formulating gravity, he discovered that when you move an object twice as far from a source of gravity, the strength of the gravitational pull decrease by a factor of four. And if you are even an inch away from a dust particle, the gravitational factor is down to such a microscopic amount that will the first law, it literally does not affect anything. In fact, your gravity makes it obsolete.

  • @Flashfire97 I think you just conceded the argument. As you said, even for dust particles, the effect exist. Your position is merely that it is so weak, it is negligible. That is to say, it still exists.

    And of course, this is aside from the planetary bodies themselves.

    Are you now willing to be a gentlemen and concede the point? That gravity exists in space?

  • @Flashfire97 Though I may be arguing a hard to defend opinion, my main problem is the stupid 500 character limit, so this may come to you in a few parts. Part one: Imagine dropping a baseball from ten feet into a pool of water. Anything floating on the surface will be rocked back in forth by this action. Now make your pool of water the size of a swimming pool. When you drop the baseball on one side, anything on the other side will be minorly affected, but this is only because the wave dispersed.

  • @Flashfire97 You used your own account name to reply to. This is rather dubious. It makes me think that you are too cowardly to have me reply to you and am trying to get around that by not using my account name, hence making it not appear on my inbox.

  • @ageisold I replied to myself by accident, because when scrolling through the list of comments only the posts from your account appear in yellow. Thus, when I scrolled down, I just found a yellow comment and clicked on it, knowing that it would be in the thread and I wouldn't accidently drag someone into this thread that was commenting about how awesome Abe Lincoln was. And I have no problem letting you see my posts. If I knew you wouldn't see comments, there is not point in posting them.

  • @Flashfire97 Very well, in the absence of definite proof, I will accept that explaination. And the incentive for you does exist, it being to get the last word without fear of being corrected. Some people are shameless.

    All right then. So, do you accept you are wrong? There is in fact gravity in space? The magnitude is aside the question.

  • @ageisold the question we are arguing is whether or not in space there is a towards gravity and away from gravity. On Earth, when you jump, you come back down. The core of the Earth produces a gravitational field. In space, you are not affected by Earth's gravity. But if you are affected by the gravity of dust, its just to small for you to inhabit, are you any less in space then on Earth? Space does not have gravity, the objects in space have gravity.

  • @Flashfire97 The matter in space exerts a gravitional force. Matter exists in space. Therefore, there is gravity in space. You will experience gravity while in space, even if they are of negligible magnitude.

  • @Flashfire97 Part two: therefore, this does not prove my point. Now, make that pool of water the size of the pacific ocean. The reason the boat in Japan doesn't have any effect, what so ever, to ANY imaginable degree AT ALL, is because the resistance of the water conveying the impact slowly degrades the force until all the force is absorbed into the water. This is like our scenario. In space, the dust particles are so small and comparatively far away that any and all gravity pulling you in is...

  • Part three: ... nothing. My newtonian (real word) equation is the only thing keeping me from making it definitive: double the distance, decrease the gravity by a factor of four. Thus, every time you double the distance from Earth, the gravity never hit zero because you can never hit zero by dividing. (You primitive calculator, however, will tell you that you can.) Thus, stars on the other side of the galaxy and Universe have an unmeasurable effect of gravity exerted on them by the dinky rock...

  • Part four: ... that is Earth. However, this is not true. Eventually, the equation breaks down, because it is not perfect. Saying that a speck of dust would have an effect on you is equivalent to the Earth having an effect on you 1.8 million miles away. (If the formula was perfect, it would be a gravitational pull 262,144 times weaker than it currently is) but the fact is, you being one inch away from a dust particle is very small, and if you were to come that close, it would make this...

  • Part five: argument invalid, seeing as how that would be an exception, like arguing that (actress) is hot, her face just has to be photoshopped. Chances are, you will only come within a massive cloud of dust (a stellar cloud) and then the whole argument is flawed because dust clouds have cores, which have gravitational centers, which means a body, which makes you question whether we are in space. This is a very hard to target argument. Conclusion: Dust doesn't effect you because it is too small.

  • @Flashfire97 Basically what you are saying is that there is effectively no effect "because it is too small". Correct?

    That is to say, it does have a theortical effect. Yes? And a negiligible effect in practice.

    And of course, this is aside from the plantary bodies that may be near, I have already said a few times.

  • @xeddier If

     you threw a ball in space you it would just keep going

  • @xeddier yes there is. just not alott

  • @xeddier It actually depends on the size of the object your standing on

  • @Webhead004 Would you like me to delete my comment because it's misinformed?

  • @xeddier but if the planet had gravitational pull then there would be

  • @xeddier The space mountain would have its own Gravity. Then because your motion is falling downwards, You'd continue to fall down and away from the mountain.

  • @ioutrankyou Many people have replied to my comment in the same way you have. I would like to thank you and the others for pointing out my mistake.

    Although the mountain itself has its own gravity, the guys fall off of it as if they were falling to the ground which is obviously not there.. There is no explanation for this, except for the Rule of Funny: Any violation of continuity, personality, or even physics is permissible if the result gets enough of a laugh.

  • @xeddier Actually, there is gravity on the moon. The moon is not open space, the gravity acceleration is 1.6 m/s^2, Any objects with great mass have gravity around them.

  • @dangerosking Hello fellow RuneScapian. If you read the previous replies to my stupid comment, you'll see that people have informed me about there being gravity relative to the mass of any object anywhere. But you can see in the video that Space Mountain is not on the moon. It's just a mountain floating in space and the guys just fall down as if they were on Earth.

    Thanks.

  • @xeddier yes there is theres gravity everywhere theres just less in space based on the distance one object is from another and the mass of each object because every object with mass creates a gravitational force

  • Lol

  • Abraham Lincoln. Badass

  • Nah they weren't falling they were going off in one direction with the same velocity for eternity, which is basically what would happen if they could jump high enough to overcome gravity

  • I thought Abe use to wresle profesionaly?

  • thats not how space works

  • What about It's A Small World? That's way to awesome a ride to pass up making a movie!

  • @AwesomeKoko1 it would just be people on drugs in a closet with neon lights.

  • You can't fall in space.

  • this was actually a stupid idea for a video... in my opinion

  • I'd actually watch hall of presidents.

  • "Oh my.. this presidential face surely is red today"

    xD

  • didnt they make a space mountain one?....Didn't they make all of them!?!?

  • WHAT NO ITS A SMALL WORLD PARODY? that whould have been most enjoyable.

  • why would a mountain be in space?

  • LOL

  • churros bombs right away !!

  • 0:30 is super fake but then again if that was a movie it would suck

    so this is funny

    I love college humor

    and Go ABE LINCON

  • coming soon: its a small small world: apocalypse

  • wouldnt it be cool if they made fun of the sublimminal messagesss disney hides? i would love to see it.

  • I could actually see them trying to make a space mountain movie

  • 2:55 GOD I CANT STAND IT ANY LONGER

  • Where was Teddy Roosevelt? He never have been beaten by a mere mortal!