Evangelical TV: Mom spanked the gay out of me

[xxAlexArsonxx]

spanked the gay right out of him, and smacked the crazy right in

[bastardfingers]

Such diversity amongst christians. Like catholics like to make little boys sphincters rip up.

[tikletik]

If this is real, then we owe his mom thanks, for creating the funniest goddamn lunatic on the planet! :D

[senseofvertigo]

No way is this serious... xDDD

[SilverYaoiHellion]

If this is real, the only thing that man's mother spanked into him is denial.

[angelorumart]

WTF is he insane this is too funny!!! and stupid!

[angelorumart]

WTF is he insane this too funny!!!

[MrPraxit]

it seems spanking didn't do anything for this fellow

[soiherduliekvideoz]

Not sure if troll or insane.

[timothyj1966]

what a closet case... freak

[codeythesilent]

lmao.

[splicio]

what he actually did was pretty gay. =)))

[bratlert]

Hah.

[cilomanfreebsd]

Theists = Nuts LOL

[cilomanfreebsd]

LOL

[cjm608]

soooooo funny

[MrFBCBSALES]

Is this guy for real??????

[jrwbtw]

Most likely, this is a comedy skit. I doubt it is real. If this actually were a real interview, this person is a closet serial killer who probably keeps his mother's corpse in his basement.

[Refining1]

TOOOO FUNNNNY!

[kdwormy]

LOLOLOLOL

[fight4yourfreedom1]

yeah go ahead and put a cock in front of that dudes face and we will see him place it right in his mouth with no thought

[discolemonade66]

After watching TBN, how can you tell if this is a parody or not?

[Nicky131Popstar]

Fucking freak

[Nicky131Popstar]

fag

[elipopothamus]

well done mom

[ScienceWinsEndOfGod]

@elipopothamus Well, she may have smacked the ‘gay’ out of him but she now has a mentally ill son, who looks like someone you wouldn’t leave looking after children.... so no longer a ‘fag’ but now a peado.... well done mom???

[elipopothamus]

@ScienceWinsEndOfGod read comenfight4your freedom

[tikletik]

@ScienceWinsEndOfGod dude it's a joke. look at the last 15 seconds when he mimics having her pile drive him into the ground then run over him with a car. But I guess being humor deprived is normal for a fanatic with a screen name like yours.

[HumSweden]

Dat tie

[thendara69]

mental

[TeensForTheFuture]

I believe the mother was right in stopping him from getting naked with other little boys, but how dare she try to "Beat" the sexuality out of him. Look at how he is now, that is child abuse.

[raleighman3000]

Did he die?

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

this is actually a grown up man who has kids and wife. but anyway i think this is fake so my verdict is : FAKE and more importantly GAY.

[cesar333]

Why is this a spoof? This is basically how they are.

[Ten144]

That may be one the of the most hilarious vieos I've ever seen. If he was for real, that just makes it funnier. LMBO!!!

[kicsiqki]

The end when he imitated to run the boy over with a car was a tad too much, it would have been more believable if that part was cut out.

[DKDamilos]

LMAO! Oh you americans! xD

[AbsterViolin]

ok.... they don't do it! I believe you!

[silverchris9]

The host is the best part by far. I love it when she just gives up and starts laughing.

[gallier16]

this video gave a boner

[killersquid87]

WWWWOOOOOOWWWWW



[jankendorf]

Mom beat the curious, playful child out of me.

[EAPTRTPATP]

0:57-2:19 lol wtf this guy on crack? the host is so confused!

[sparker7532]

the ties screaming out gay lol wow he is def gay listen to the impression def coming off as gay and that overreaction is a true gay quality

[sparker7532]

the ties screaming out gay lol

[PipeManChuck]

The worst part about this is I don't know if this is real or not. The guy could just be playin', but I've known enough religious folks to know that this very well could be real. Sad that that's how it is.

[cjm608]

this cannot be real.

[za100786]

I remember things from 3

[MadocDoyu]

OMG! Its... JOHN HODGEMAN!

[GretchenDawntreader]

this has to be fake. Who amongst you can say that you remember things that happened when you were 5?

[SoSassy234]

@GretchenDawntreader ...really? Lol. You're in kindergarten when you're five, and I still remember things from preschool.

[snowmoutain01]

Lol. I'm not sure, but I think the woman is a real TV host. The guy is just too damn funny!

[10jetpack]

Funny38

[bobbybenjamin]

lulz

[SupermarketGiant]

Lmao, of course this is a spoof. The ending gives it away! Funny as hell, though

[MrPlaystation3freak]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[kuurina]

i went swimming with my buds when i was a kid, your christian mom caught me half-naked, rough-spanked me and i decided not to be gay. she even volunteered to give me weekly spanking to make sure i don't turn gay, even to this very day...

[besquell]

it did not work he still acts like a little bitch

[bradreed]

very funny

[RJiminez51]

adam lambert needs a good spanking.

[rudtucker]

WOW!

[ATHEISTCAVEMAN]

He sounds like Mickey Mouse...

[DanQuijote777]

1:00 are u sure she spanked the whooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOole gay out of you???

[CleoTheSim]

Uhhhhh...I'm laughing...but very uncomfortably.

[WulfenLooseInLondon]

If that's real then "mommy" should be arrested for child abuse!

[MyOldName]

Wow... I planned on coming in and having a laugh, making a few Oedipus jokes, but holy fuck.... This guy's got serious issues, and in all good conscience mock him...

Oh, Spiked Humor. Never mind, it's a skit.

[imaninoelle]

please let this be fake

[ejdf870]

What's wrong with this sick individual?

[allybellas]

There is no way this can be real.

Normal kids dont do that. EVER.

EVERRRRRR.

[wonggongs]

thiis has to be fake.. please.. there is no way..

[mpawlak10]

If my arse would be spanked like that i wouldnt have 1

[naginnahehtmiolleh1]

"Made me who I am today"

I don't want to be like him... AT ALL!!! My first issue is his tie...

[breda83]

This is fucking weird beyond words

[theTimothydelaGhetta]

She didn't beat him hard enough.

[JohnMichael52]

LOL...what a fucking moron. Of course this isnt real. It says Spiked in the corner. I has to be some comedy channel somewhere on cable poking fun at christians

[wvhdogg]

HAHAHAHAH. Funniest video i've seen today! props!!!

[bloodriverSHINING]

100% sure he's still a virgin, whether it's up his ass or vagina...oh wait.

[MrGrandDragon]

So he considered that a gay act? lol

[bobsciascia]

This is just about as weird as it gets...and I know cause I'm a fan of strange $h!t.

[ThePopGoddess]

lol is he serious he can't be there is no way his mother spanked,elbowed,body slammed,and ran him over ith a car lol no way

[graviti2011]

@ThePopGoddess LMFAOOOOOO werd.

[zagratia]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. he's still gay.

[EvaInCali]

man moth

[sloofuss]

HELL>>ARIOUS!

[mainstdancer08]

wtf

[freakhyena]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[GotaLuvDaBling]

lol wtf!

[joyboy1985]

fake

[deathmanual]

lmao, "kids do this", nah man, you're just gay.

[Trisscarr]

trololololololo.

[asburycameron]

oh geez...

[Munroman]

100% Its a joke. He's taking the piss out of TV Evangelists

[ps3live47]

end is priceless

[StevePinto3]

This is fucking hilarious, but there is no way this is serious. If it is, that would easily be the funniest damn thing I've ever seen.

[Tiki362]

im pretty sure this guy is some comedian trolling the fuck out of everyone

[G2east]

Isn't that the PC guy from the Apple commercials?

[MattBurgermeister]

@G2east

He does have a brown coat and coiffed hair and glasses

I guess that means he's John Hodgeman

(Appearance not pertaining, of course)

[DeborahBoily]

that's my question....I thought those people were dangerous but now i think they're crazy too

[everclear21]

Whadafaaaaaa?!

[artlover727]

i feel sorry for this guy--whether it was real or not! (i'm sure it wasn't because there is no way he'd be alive if his mother ran him over!)

but it must have been quite embarrassing to act out this scene xD

[FairyBunnyTurtle]

this has to be a spoof. it just has to be.

[hollowprozak]

dude has issues...

[jonniemexico]

i think he's still gay.

[kc8nqa]

Shit I havent laughed this hard in years - uhh oh, I just pissed my pants. gotta go.still lmfao, thanks!

[OneAngryweasel]

This man is a genius prankster! At the end where his mother is driving over him in a car!!

[dsadadad]

have you ever thought about him being a comedian who is just making fun of the tv host?

[denunkind]

there is no deeper meening ^^

[Spewk89]

he seems to like spanking

[76437Jason76437]

I can´t believe it´s real

Holy Shit

[rockonjeni]

FUNNY!!!!! I love it because some evangelicals are seriously this dramatic and creepy. Absolutely awesome video!

[RawBertManzanilla]

It's funny cause some evangelicals act just like that. But, this is comedy, not real.

[hexrei]

I LOLLED!!!!!!!!

[plexussacralis]

Praise this wise mother!

[DjXreal]

I think it's real. he seems to hate his knees alot. :P

[JimmieDean666]

don´t you morons get it? THIS IS COMEDY!

[Schensue]

good thing he was spanked, so he grew up to be a healthy human being XD

[crystalsmile]

I seriously hope that this is some kind of comedy. It's a bit like an accident: You know that you shouldn't look but you can't look away... If this is a real case, then I feel f*cking sad on behalf of this man...

[FordPerfect]

bill gates?

[RebelWrestler45]

@FordPerfect No, his homosexual evil nemesis; Bill Gaytes

[myspacecomcut]

praise the lord!

[Orwellification]

if it s real = holy crap

[MisterEezee]

I´m so goddamn frightend right now... makes me wanna puke all over christians authorities... that´s MINDRAPE... he should kill his mother and their Priest...or whatever those Evangelicals call their man of the church thank god I´m Catholic : )

[Garred32]

@MisterEezee hm... did you read the news these days? do you really think that being catholic is better? ^^

[MisterEezee]

@Garred32

I was trying to be ironic... that´s why I added the :) smilemark...

[CapitolP3]

i could not lauh about it and i tink its real. well done mother, see what you got now.

[grammaaunnie]

This can't possibly be for real! ha ha ha ha .....

[richpee]

Awesome example of Poe's_Law

[marko13ish]

i don't think she quite did

[southernred8]

religion = mental illness

[cruz55gr]

too funny!

[Shiks2]

that lady is like, what am I supposed to do and then towards the end, she starts cracking up and is holding back with all she's got...

[ThisNameAvailable]

all things considered, it's probably for real... the religious wingnuts really *are* getting this crazy...

[KitVander]

I don't think she got it all out the first time around....

[zenchemist]

having the gay beaten out of him doesn't seem to have panned out too well

[whalenbrowne]

this guy has ptsd from being beat by his mom

[Hellblazer310]

@whalenbrowne Agreed. That was... so weird. He also seems to think it's commonplace to get naked and pour sand down other kids' butt cracks.

[OniXV250]

i'm waiting for someone to remix this

[Agluvak]

I wonder if they do this to catholic priests...

"You don't do that with little boys!"

[rrpilot]

And thus a lover of being spanked is born...

[mojo5157]

Up vote for being a total fuck-tard. Still laughed my ass off. Thanks!

[thorax99]

"Sometimes they'll pour sand on each other's buttcracks"

WTF?

[dasvenson09]

Yeah I stand on my friends butt cracks too

[bkrboy]

fuck sick

[gcat007]

Closet psycho homosexual.

[DanielRI02]

oh my god i lol'd so hard my cock fell off

[Zagadka42]

somebody has some issues to work through.

[melodeeroberts]

wtf...seriously. He didn't know better but you can't spank the gay out of anyone. His impression is f***ing nuts. He's scaring everyone. I'm just speechless about this. He's seems more damaged from this than anything.

[narutofan8675309]

Mom spanked the gay into him...

[nesspk14]

his mother must be happy

[cstat14]

..............

[gaykernow]

he seems to have a very high pitched voice . a very well done spoof I think, because if its real they MUST get some counselling !

[strawbarry3]

poor guy.

i feel bad, but this pretty much made my day lol

[SanguineBullet667]

The crazy things Christians do lol

[QuickdrawMcShaw]

I'm pretty sure this is a joke.

[Roninlord25a]

now that was funny, to funny

[Dainajc]

its obviously meant to be a joke. come on its from spike tv lol

[Christisms]

He reminds me of the Alfred Hitchcock movie PSYCHO.

[AngelDemon1993]

hahhahahhahahahhahahahh

So his mother saw her kid having sex with other kids and the main problem there was that he was doing it with other boys ????

Do you think that if they were girls this guy here would still be virgin ...

[shakybones007]

so has this guy molested a 5 year old yet?

Fuck this guy has some mother issues, oh my god this is the funniest thing i have ever seen.

[Nest1089]

@shakybones007 OMG isn't it?? I'm cracking UP!!!! LOL He's gay!!

[harrychrislover]

hahahahaha, sutch a closet case

[purecork]

aaahhahahahaha fucking christians

[wildboy789789]

him driving the car is some funny ass shit when your high... i was like WTF the i was like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAROFLCOPTER!!!!­!!!

[Elodee123]

If this is for real then it seems like he's frustrated that his mother punished him for doing "homosexual" things. All in all, It seems like he might be homosexual, and secret about it, hence why when explaining it he emphasizes the spanking and punishment.

[jasper45111]

is this for real?? Holy Shit!!!

[Kaishakunut]

I....am...Utterly...Speechless­....Okay, no I'm not...

WHAT THE HELL!?

[ssramroop]

hahahahahahahahah

[Justjokingjackrabbit]

greatest case of irl trolling ever

[ApocalypticCannon]

Lol, spanked the gay out of him.

[zarathustralives21]

this is creepy as shit

[ApocalypticCannon]

Hell yea,

[Fuzz8buzz]

hahahaha sick and funny.................

[paulougolini]

It´s John Hodgman newfags

[5pecular]

Ned Flanders!

[SLIPKNOTmaggot262]

BUTT CRACKS.

[john00981]

wow.... this dude's got problems.. lmfao!

[rustbuckett1]

i was wating for an elbow drop that would hade made this video great lol

[PTHrules]

wtf hes married to his three children?

[aznbryanc]

I caught that too.

[Numenorean921]

Wtf?! This is a comedy sketch right? Because this seems almost real, and if it is that guy needs some fucking help.

[Imran500]

LMAO she ran over him with a car.

[blueoccult]

o.o My god...He has issues...