Cthulhu for President 08 commercial

[EternalChaosBringer]

Cthulhu/Pinkie Pie 2012!!!

[SlickExecutiveType]

vote for the greater evil

[MalevolentAnarchist]

Mighty Cthulhu does not need to be elected by a race of insignificant creatures crawling at His feet; He is our Creator, our Master, and the most mankind can ever accomplish is sacrificing itself as food for Him.

[quantumechanick]

"Why vote for the lesser evil?"

Exactly--vote for the greater evil.

[Loof42]

I'm voting either Cthulhu or Pinkie Pie next election.

[KingMe42x]

@popZoro what about me...freakazoid sent me here...you ganna bitch about that too?...dude be happy cthulu's getting more hits now...you ungrateful jerk...your a bad cultist for not wanting more members

[TheLoyalOfficer]

Is he running again in 2012?

[BBradshawProductions]

Real cthulu movie with Cthulu in it. Movie called

La herencia Valdemar II

too bad it's not in English :/ Coming out late 2011, trailer is up

[starwarsnerd100]

@popZoro

dude, calm down

[Mountaindewmenow]

I have seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

[DaFinMonsta]

@popZoro Well, an alien in the sense that it comes from space. But yeah, more like a god.

[TehFunnehMann]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[Link6746]

IA CTHULHU! IA DAGON!

[Samaugsch]

Hey, think of it this way. When Cthulhu devours every human being on this Earth, we'll never have another stupid president again. ^_^

[javierisanoob]

that would be cool if we had cuthulu as our president but. who will be our vice president?

[BlackFeather713]

@javierisanoob Yog Sototh?

[D3MON1CBLACK]

@javierisanoob sadam hussein?

[enocescalona]

all hail to the alien Cthulhu !!!

[formless777]

Nah, I still think Palin would be the Greater Evil. Sry.

[Jc40k1]

cthulhu will fall. ALL HAIL INGLIP!

[zKleinerWurm]

XDDDDDDD

[pkemrin]

Cthulhu 2012!

[ColinHeico]

Cthulu / Xenu 2012!

[azoth23]

Cthulu for president 2012 !

[alpod1000]

Cthulhu should win unless he goes against mint-berry crunch

[Deathrender98]

Cthulhu, you should come run up here in Canada. No one likes any of the political figures here.

[BasisOfKool]

I voted, but he didn't get it. :(

WE WILL GET THEM NEXT TIME, MY SLEEPING FRIEND. NEXT TIME.

[TheNightsMoon]

(;,,,;) Obey me mortal.

[thedemonslayer51]

@TheNightsMoon you not Cuthulhu! So, NO!!!!!!!

[Darkthoughts01]

@TheNightsMoon (;,,,;)] You forgot his phone.

[garganrose]

witch party is he? oh who cares he's got my vote.

[ThatChickwithSigns]

The most honest candidate there ever was. Vote for Cthulhu!

[Jwlphoto]

(;,,;)]

You forgot his phone.

[AvatarofCthulhu]

As the avatar of the Great Old One, Cthulhu, he would like to thank you all by giving you the greatest gift that he can bestow upon his followers, and I'm sure he can count on your votes in the next election. (;,;)

[SilentPeat11]

at least he admits hes evil i would vote for cthulhu specially since im sure his evil plan will easly stable out the economy

[imtheonlysane1here]

There certainly will be less suffering in the world when there is no world left to suffer in.

[RunoJohnsson]

No lies, no promises makes sense.

[SixWingZombi]

Great Cthulhu/ Yog-Sothoth 2012!!

[TheJama98]

@SixWingZombi cthulhu and yog-sothoth it is 2 different things!

[SixWingZombi]

@TheJama98 I know this. That is what the '/' means

[cookie2046]

theres always next election

[namo179]

maybe cthulhu will kill beiber that will fix our ecosystem

[vechorik]

We've already had Cthulhu for president (Obama/Bush)

How about a REAL REVOLUTION?!

/watch?v=QiKh9Ko3mw4

[kirielvids]

@vechorik no. dont compare cthulhu to either of those idiots. also ron paul wont win get over it.

[Yoshis0wn3dTheWorld]

spread your semen, master!

[Duskheart97]

We would've been much better off with Cthulhu as president....

[MerlinsJester]

@Duskheart97 Yup. At least when he's doing something, he's doing it right.

[Wraythhmark]

Fuck Cthulu, he can go play hoop.

AQUA BUDDHA shall rise

PETER WIGGIN/RAND PAUL 2012

[thedemonslayer51]

@Wraythhmark what? YOUR SPEAKING JIBBERISH, MAN!!!

[TechUnadept]

Oi, if you guys had voted for Cthulhu instead of bush (note how I refuse to capitalize "bush", and i'm canadian) we would have all been a lot better off.

[LetsalllaughatBieber]

@TechUnadept Why is your lack of capitalization anything for us to care about, faggot?

[TechUnadept]

@LetsalllaughatBieber I disrespect him that much, inbred.

[askurmomma]

still better than bush

[nightshade288]

@askurmomma and much better than obama

[Bobofjudia]

My hat's going to the cthonian party.

[spoogeling]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[drpwninator]

@spoogeling Boy that's really quite a mouthful, can't quite cram it in my noggin.

[xxxCarnesxxx]

Well, the NWO's goal is to reduce the number of people down to 2 million right? Cthulhu could do that. lol

[lordgwydion2]

creating ah human animal h-hybrids

couldnt stop laughing!

[dakotastevens85]

terrorism wouldn't be a problem Cthulhu would simply eat their souls health care gone because our suffering amuses him illegal immigration would be no more because all would run in fear of Cthulhu

[Doribi117]

I cast my vote of Cthulhu because again why choose the lesser evil? if i am going to be put in a situation i don't like i would rather it be because i knew the guy was evil the whole time.

[magicalgirl]

I was just at sorta amusing until "why vote for the lesser evil?" Then I literally LOL'd. Great campaign slogan. Well done.

[an1m8r]

lol



[PriestOfInanna]

@gamlastanarn lol they do have the bigger army

[PriestOfInanna]

@gamlastanarn he doesnt have to be hes cthulhu he just does what he wants.

[Crossbowman]

@gamlastanarn That's not a problem, he can just lie about being born in Hawaii and hide his birth certificate.

[PriestOfInanna]

@Crossbowman lol that seems to work for a lot of presidents huh?

[PriestOfInanna]

Cthulhu doesn't need to be voted in... he'll just take over. he would be much better than Obama.

[DistantPrince]

@PriestOfInanna XD Probably....but I don't wanna turn into a fish person! Oh well, I live in Canada anyways :D

[PriestOfInanna]

@DistantPrince lol i dont want to turn in to a fish person but i wanna see a pres that wont lie every sec of the day.

[DistantPrince]

@PriestOfInanna Seriously T_T I mean, at least Cthulhu would be honest about what he's doing, even if it's something like flooding South America (it's an inside joke XD)

[im2not2cory]

id vote for him. A FAIR WORLD! EVERYMAN IS EQUAL IN CTHULHU'S EYE'S! ALL ARE EQUAL UNDER HIS HEEL!!! thats change i look forward to

[jackstroem1324]

i dont think chtulhu is amarican born

[1Ebrithil]

I would vote for Cthulhu

[SpyHotz404]

Elder Party 2012! We can't have a fucktard like Palin in office, can we?

[gettotheGate]

@SpyHotz404 problem is, there already is one in office.

[Greatkingrat88]

I feel that the Cthulhu's plans to eradicate humanity would quite likely solve world hunger!

[harloification]

he's got my vote

[MrBuyMore]

great video. you should do it more. you're a true patriot.

[JJnnaatt]

@sandsiblings2 He would probably kill you all before going to China...

[ytscreenname]

Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu!

[ytscreenname]

Don't blame me I voted for Cthulthu!

[TheCaptainLulz]

why vote for thge lesser evil indeed!

[siprus]

Why vote for lesser evil when you can vote for greater :D

could have been better if there had been more cthulhuness in that voice too... sane

[schizoidboy]

What's his stand on taxes?

[Lastman0nEarth]

@schizoidboy what use does cthulhu have for money?

[schizoidboy]

@Lastman0nEarth Well destruction of the world isn't so easy so for a time he might have to employ a staff to organize things (at least until he destroys them) after all doesn't have followers in New Orleans (if they're not covered in oil?)

[Lastman0nEarth]

@schizoidboy Mind control on a large scale is nothing to Him. He'll just send tendrils of overbearing thought into select batches of puny mortals, and use them as expendable tools in the creation of a single world empire focused on providing him with new generations of man to torture with nightmarish visions, grueling labor and devastating state visits.

[schizoidboy]

@Lastman0nEarth Well it would save on election campaigns considering that he could just get everyone to vote for him, without getting celebrities to endorse him (he could just eat them instead;)) Probably wouldn't even bother with the election.

[olafreinhardweyer]

@schizoidboy HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH !!!!!!!!!

[Razor6731]

creating a-human animal hybrids :D

[thedemonslayer51]

@IAmTheCthulhu cuthulhu shouldn't know english. *gasp* YOUR NOT CUTHULHU!!!!! IMPOSTOR!!!!!

[horeman44]

Cthulhu died for your sins

[PissedFechtmeister]

Jesus saves

Cthulhu invests

[Scotish223332]

@PissedFechtmeister Together creates capitalism 0-0?

[Iyrsiiea]

'Why vote for the LESSER evil?"

lol Why indeed!

[sabracadabra1973]

wtf is cthulhu?

[ratter88]

You poor deluded fool...

[sabracadabra1973]

well... explain... dude.

[sickofpeoplesshit]

Pleas kindly go get stabbed.

[sabracadabra1973]

since that mofo dont wanna explain... do you?

[SheriffCarruthers]

I just read the story yesterday, so excuse any inaccurate info.

Cthulhu is a creature more than a god in H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu". Basically, he is a huge squid/dragon/mind fuck who used to rule the world before humanity with the other elder gods. He now lies dead in the underwater city of R'lyeh, waiting to be awaken, when he'll lead the world into happiness and chaos

[sabracadabra1973]

cool... thanks. so is this some kind of religion or is just some harry potter junk? lmao!

[ST0PM0SS]

I think it is a relegion of some sort, but that info is from wikipedia, so it may not be all that true.

[SheriffCarruthers]

@sabracadabra1973 Well, it's supposed to be fiction, but I've seen some freaky comments on some vids that would suggest otherwise.

[sabracadabra1973]

iv kinda looked into it and its actually some kind of cult actually. well all that is stupid to me. but i wouldn't put anyone down for their beliefs.

[Masterblaze0]

@SheriffCarruthers It's definitely not fake.

[Slic3R1]

@SheriffCarruthers he lies asleep not dead

[SheriffCarruthers]

@Slic3R1 Well you know that famous phrase of words thats just gibberish, it translates to "At his house at R'yleh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." but there's different translations, so maybe you're right.

[Tarunloko]

Why vote for the lesser evil?

[bobwaters]

Didn't he win?

[gothstar14]

Cthulhu/Yog-sothoth 2012

[beefy0010]

cthulhu for president 2012!!!

[sporocks]

@beefy0010 for some reason i want to vote for him

[Necronomicon888]

I think Cthulhu's plan of killing all humankind will make the economy more stable.

[theflyingpen]

@Necronomicon888 anything would

[shakama2]

@Necronomicon888 heh. more jobs and low unemployment. that makes sense! :D

[654jimbob654]

I think Cthulhu would make a fine president, now that there's the first african-american president, it's only a matter of time before there's the first all-powerful sea-beast president.

[kreugerpranka]

correction, FREE swallowing-souls healthcare.

[MrPegasusJCrawford]

What most don't realize is that when one chooses the lesser evil, that they are still choosing evil.

[FnordPerfect]

One has to be pragmatic.

[Raford146]

No, one doesn't.

[AlmightyDM]

Only if they're retarded :P

[backwoodsninja]

I don't think Cthulu is eligible for President. He came from space millions of years ago, so he wasn't born an American citizen.

[kreugerpranka]

Not Chuck, the only human to ever come close to Cthulhu's power is Bruce Campbell. Hail to the king baby!

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

no it is actually... theodore roosevelt AKA chicago ted who can deafeat cthulhu

[gothstar14]

@Skinnyoompalumpa cthulhy had an epic battle with Teddy at R'ley. Theodore managed to send Cthulhu back into his slumber but at the cost of his life.

[samoman92]

Have to disagree with you there, Chuck Norris is pretty damn close :D

[kreugerpranka]

Lets see a guy who used to do martial arts, movies and tv shows that now sells workout machines and mountain dew....and Cthulhu colossal being that causes people to go mad merely in his sleep... real close

[samoman92]

Dammit! everyone knows that Chuck is the most powerful being in the entire universe ever, ever.

Did you know that when chuck norris does press ups, hes not pressing up, hes pressing the universe down?

No, see you didnt know that!

you uneducated swine!

Nah, but in all seriousness, why on youtube is there always a giant douche who ruins jokes by being over serious?

Go out, get laid, you'll feel better.

[gothstar14]

@kreugerpranka bruce willis....maybe

[Dash1281]

Why is it that you turn insane if you look at Cthulhu?, is it because he's so sexy?....

[CalicoVall]

Yes....

[jeghaterdegforfaen]

If Cthulhu ran for president it would prove only one thing, he has a sense of humor. No matter what people voted, he would win and everyone else would loose.

[megnas]

@jeghaterdegforfaen I think I'd win if Cthulhu won.

[KingBizarre]

more evil than Bush? daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!

[DDRrez]

Yes, yes he will. But long john silvers stays :p

[Wtfxxl13]

Indeed. Why vote for the lesser evil? At least with Cthulhu we won't hafta worry about healthcare reform...since...y'know...we'l­l be devoured and cast into the void to suffer with Azathoth...and better yet Cthulhu won't lie about our destruction or candy coat it.

[singlemindedgirl]

He has my vote

[UnstableInterface]

It's clever what you did with the flag.

[ViataSiMoarte]

I'd vote for him!

[galfraz]

I would vote for him

[gepetto887]

The voicing... sucks.

You need a better voice for this, and then it would be awesome.

[Jwlphoto]

My own voicing talents aside. Your input is appreciated.

[UnclePutte]

Cthulhu is something of a god of unimaginable, incomprehensible evil from the old pulp horror novelettes of Howard Phillips Lovecraft. Thus the "why settle for the lesser evil"-pun.

[Dot2TheLock]

hes not evil the way he reproduces is just unhealthy for us.

[Omnigeek6]

Are you sure you aren't thinking of mind flayers?

[Dot2TheLock]

that to but no

[Omnigeek6]

Because I thought Cthulhu was evil.

[Dot2TheLock]

no hes not evil = intentional negative moral acts

[MehrunesBloodFlame]

I think the destruction of all humanity counts as a negative moral act.

[Dot2TheLock]

but its not a moral act, tape worms are not evil and they do the same thing

[MehrunesBloodFlame]

Cthulu is evil, the books call him evil, his acts in the books call him evil, and what the hell do tapeworms do that is similar to Cthulu?

[Dot2TheLock]

what they do is evil but there not evil just like cthulu

[MehrunesBloodFlame]

But cthulu is evil, and if you havent read the books, you shouldnt have any say in this, hes evil and its not his reproduction that kills us.

[Troggdor36]

Cthulhu I believe is some god, I dont clearly know what kind, but if you played Call of Cthulhu DCoTE you'll find out.

[MehrunesBloodFlame]

Cthulu is actually an alien, according to the books, never trust the games, they are not canon.

[chasseurnoir]

Of course, but I'm french, and the latin "u" is pronounced as "oo", so actually, lovecraft is dead, and in the novel "Dagon" the pronounciation is precised that it's " Ktooloo" ...

But pronounced as you wish ^^

[chasseurnoir]

... What's kind of language did lovecraft have to speak in order to make Anglophones understand that is not "Cthulhu" (prononciation Kthulhu) but KTULU the real prononciation !!!

[bobwaters]

I didn't realize that the Elder Gods were French. Does explain a great deal, though.

[stumpythumper]

Haha

[Burninator353]

Do you have nine tongues? Is your mouth more than six feet wide? Then don't worry about how to pronounce it since you have no hopes of pronouncing it right anyway.