The Contest - highlight clips

[Zorn27]

lol the inability to sleep, so true :D

[cloudtheavenger]

this was THEE best according to statistics Soup Nazi was 2nd

[BBBYpsi]

You left out some of the best scenes. My son he treats his body like a amusement park & why don't you do that for a living you'd be very successfull.

[GligarTheWarrior]

Kramer, Elaine, and Jerry disliked this video.

[lakerman89]

Because it's there!!!

[ThePHOXman]

"I wanna be on this too-"

"oh no no no no"

"Why, what why? Why??"

"It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man, we HAVE to do it, it's part of our life style..."

Lol Seinfeld was the best show ever...

[cloudtheavenger]

this has got to be THEE funniest Seinfeld episode of all time. second is the Soup Nazi

[TheatreGeek147]

lol... has anyone actually done this contest before?

[Katingaan]

@TheatreGeek147 You have nooooooooooooo idea.

[TheatreGeek147]

@Katingaan trust me, I do.

[nlx78]

lol and @ 5:20 daphne from Frasier :)

[nlx78]

@ 5:08

[nlx78]

Is that Janice from friends @ 5:17 ? That voice looks a lot like her, so does her looks

[TheLastFemaleSaiyan]

240p....we meet again.

[TheManofConviction]

LOL kramer sound asleep

[MrCleanLarry]

I remember that this episode came on suddenly while I was watching TV with my mother.

[rickymeiss]

One of the best episodes.

[playmymusic96]

that's Daphne from "Frasier"!!!!

[Iunio92]

i figured the episode itself is a highlight

[roedhunt]

@Iunio92 Yes, you are correct. That's the only way YouTube would allow it being here. That and the quality stinks. :)~

[elebeu]

3 people are not masters of their domain.

[stephenzevon]

Those are my socks!

[JMS06723]

elaine masturbated

[subedeithemongol]

Elaine is gorgeous.

[Shirishama1]

Masturbation... a moral weakness or a necessary pleasure? Shit, I hope my vagina isn't still begging for it when I'm in my fifties.

[59771006]

I can't get though a single day without masturbating a few times so if I was to take part in this exact same contest with my friends I would be the first one out for sure.

[59771006]

I would love to have this exact same contest with my friends

[59771006]

What hetrosexual man has not wanted to hear the words "there's a naked women across the street"

[59771006]

Even though they never mention the word "masturbation" you know that that's what this episode's about.

[chss1987]

You. You'll be out before we get the check.

[ilovefrankandbeans]

so who won???

[CainmosniMirrored]

@ilovefrankandbeans Nobody won. That was the point.

[JimidoWOOOW]

best 10 minutes I've spent in a while.

[claire0rockz]

You're not living freely unless you can talk about these things with your own friends :)

[FluffMaster101]

Elaine was the hands on favorite, but it wasn't for everbody

[tnobbs13]

the best is when krammer smacks down the money---and pose

[roedhunt]

@tnobbs13 And then the epic words: "I'm out!"

[59771006]

For those of you who don't know Jerry ends up winning the contest Geroge admits in the final episode of Seinfeld that he cheated.

[BeanBanter]

Daphne! HI!

[sapiitt]

crap quality... really

[roedhunt]

@sapiitt Yes, I know. It came straight from a recorded vhs tape, and it's not the entire episode. If it was the entire episode AND a better quality, the chances are greater that they would have me remove it. Plus as far as I know, I have the only full (or highlights) of this episode.

However, if it bothers you that much, perhaps you can upload your own copy.

[ThatSlinkyBastard]

Glamour?

[roedhunt]

@ThatSlinkyBastard hahaha! I know. I thought the same thing!

[PabloMGP]

Because it's there...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[acoster]

Two people are no longer masters of their domain.

[MrGxMoto]

Who Won?

[CanaryKeeper]

BAM! "I'm out."

I lol'd. XD

[eatpigsnot]

one of the funnier things about this episode to me is how they talk so openly about this. im not a prude, but i cant ever imagine having this conversation with anyone, let alone a contest like this. do people really do "that"? im mid 40's and have never even entertained the idea, and ive only had 2 gf my whole life, and have not touched a woman in 11 years. i need to stop now, otherwise i go into my FUCK YOU GOD YOU PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE COCKSUCKER FUCK YOU JESUS CHRIST ranting

[juggaleaux]

@eatpigsnot LOL. U MAD BRO

[Viecktoire]

@eatpigsnot You can't be serious?

[eatpigsnot]

@Viecktoire yes. serious as can be. about "that", lack of females, and god being a douchebag

[Viecktoire]

@eatpigsnot You sure do sound like a prude, i have to say.

Also, you sound like a troll.

[eatpigsnot]

@Viecktoire 0 for 2. just led a different life i guess

[Viecktoire]

@eatpigsnot Well, at least you're being honest.

I can talk to my friends about masturbation(don't fear the word!), especially joke about it.

Hell i even joke with colleagues about it.. a lot.

It's a thing that is socially very much accepted, and though some people will make you think it's a taboo, it really is not. There are of course some exceptions, but it's safe to assume that everyone around you has done it at least once, and most likely does it multiple times a week.

Don't fear it.

[roedhunt]

@eatpigsnot I never heard of the word vagina - or any other female word - until I was in school. It was only referred to as crotch, privates, down there or groin. And yes, I'm about the same age as you.

[roedhunt]

@eatpigsnot hahaha! Are you okay? Seemed like you were getting a little wound up there at the end. :)~

Would you believe when I was 17, my friend asked me if *I* did, and was relieved when I said I did. Found out that her mom told her that her UTERUS would fall out if she did!! OMG! I swear. Some people's parents. LOL!

[youliveyoudie]

@roedhunt lmao

[eatpigsnot]

@roedhunt i'll always be wound up until god stops screwing with me. if there ever is a second coming nothing would make me happier than slitting jesus' throat. what an anal opening he is!

[Rorix9]

@eatpigsnot haha of course ppl talk way MORE openly about it than this...this is censored for cable T.V.

[eatpigsnot]

@Rorix9 if my friends talk about it they do so when i'm not around. i would change the subject if it ever came up. although George & Jerry think subjects should resolve themselves of their own momentum

[Jaso700]

OH MY GOD THE QUEEN IS DEAD! LOL! classic episode!

[BlueCaribeMe]

Jerry to Kramer...You'll be out before the check!

[jemmytaveras]

two Ppl are "out" :P

[GetMeThere1]

The absolute zenith...the PINNACLE of the TV universe; forever and for all time.

[ClaireenaBear]

The best episode!

[pokemon9002]

It actually started with George and his mother. LMAO

[Thebluesrockmusic]

which episode is this?

[MrGxMoto]

@Thebluesrockmusic 51st

[roedhunt]

@Thebluesrockmusic More information about the episode is listed in the info box under the video. :)~

[liquidfreak]

@Thebluesrockmusic fail

[nadi1010]

It was uh...John John.

Lol. I love Elaine :)

[Stevenelow]

It was.....uhhh.....John John

[Shaun17170]

Master LOL

[chicago6584]

So who won the cash?

[1ShiBoi]

@chicago6584 in The Puffy Shirt episode, George mentions winning the contest but during the plane crash in the finale, George admits to Jerry that he cheated.

[Magictrix2y4]

@chicago6584 Jerry won. In "The Finale", George is shown to be the victor, but thinking he's about to die in a plane crash, he admits to Jerry that he cheated.

[TheRNascimento]

The bed scene is just EPIC!

[texasranger4321]

........IM OUT

[matttylove]

@texasranger4321 you copied the last guy you cunt

[texasranger4321]

@matttylove wow jeez sorry man maybe it's possible that i didn't notice?? Well??

Think before you act "cunt"

[roedhunt]

@matttylove Actually a LOT of people here said the same thing bc it's one of the funnier lines.

[MrMparker04]

"Master of your Domain"

[rividizd]

this episode is not old at all! very creative!

[jamesbelas]

the question is...are you still master of your domain :P

[spehizle]

@jamesbelas NOPE. I'm out.

[jamesbelas]

@spehizle lol then you LOSE!! lol

[GetMeThere1]

IMO this episode represents the PINNACLE of American radio and television entertainment since the beginning--we're talking a good EIGHTY YEARS. It doesn't get any better...I have the feeling it could NEVER get better than this.

[rividizd]

not every day! LOL!

[PT1Opeth2DT3]

I'm out......

[andyanyd]

IM OUT

[ourjohnnyf]

didn't realise it was this ol, very good

[betterthanu333333]

one sec......

have some tic tacs lol george

[Sofie70]

the best episode ever

[g3boarder]

A classic episode if there ever was one thanks for up loading