AVOJAIFNOT GETS EVISCERATED FOR MAKING THE MOST SACRILEGIOUS YOUTUBE POOP IN EXISTENCE

[FilpinOtaku]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[mrkm5600]

1:18

RAPE FACE? ENJOY YOUR NIGHTMARES.

I GIGGLED!

[Shirokishi009]

3:27 XD

[mrkm5600]

.Press 0... Thumbs up if you Read (Red)

[UnpredictableSB]

A lol full of milk and mint. I LOVE IT!

[MrRangoinim]

PARTIALLY MELINDA

[pivotmaniac10]

I nearly pissed myself laughing. Truly.

[theZombieBub]

RAMESUS! LET MY PENIS GOOOOUAAGH!!

[stackman1525]

I WANTED A GOLDEN DORY

[kpqj]

AND THEN HE RAN SO FAR AWAY.

[Vix847]

Horses in this movie; Permanent D: faces

[AntiYouChewMovement]

Do you want to watch this ear rape mess or do you want to see FUNNY YTPs?

JOIN THE ANTI YOUCHEW MOVEMENT!

[MrThumbsup]

@AntiYouChewMovement No thanks, I'm perfectly satisfied with this ear rape mess. As are at least the 322 people who bothered to thumb this video up.

[Twilightsprk]

@AntiYouChewMovement How dare you say Avojaiftnot isn't funny.

[Mirage521]

I wish I could catch all of your subliminal messages... :/

[Mirage521]

Sauce, on my shit. LUL!!! *gunshot* OOOOWWWWW

[Juicetinfeb]

lawld at dory

[TheChibiBuizel]

IM SUS IM SO SUS

[5upr3m3Rv7]

AND HE RAN. HE RAN SO FAR AWAY.

[ZorotheGallade]

The power of Ra ra ra ra raah!

[Medazzahoohamatt]

i'm so soos

[TheTOPProductions]

Moses's wig does look like Darth Vader's helmet.

[Tiberiumfreek]

the lady gaga part was AWSOME!!! i want that song! XD

[EdgeHeadFUHaters]

Ramses go fuck yourself...

THEN RAMSES BECAME THE ANTAGONIST.

[LIZZ411]

I completely lost it from 2:40 till 2:45! "Moses, I am more important than you'll ever be in your life! So fuc* you! Dying of laughter!

[tronlgrid69]

All it needs is monty python

[tronlgrid69]

The cake is a lie



[URAbunnylover2]

(This is my life)

*looks at Subscriptions box* "Oh, nigahiga uploaded something *scrolls down* Fred uploaded something too... cool.. *scrolls again* OMFG AVOJAIFNOT UPLOADED SOMETHING HOLY SHIT OMFGMGOFMGOFMGAAAHHHHHHHH *dies* (well, i dont actually SAY that because i cant pronounce your username)

[Mizzoukicksass]

*shows yellow animal*

I WANTED A GOLDEN DORY!

(Ear raping explosion)

[URAbunnylover2]

@URAbunnylover2 kan i reply to myself?

[URAbunnylover2]

my friends think im weird

[TheGreatAcePilot]

2:30 musik plzzz D:

[Vix847]

All I've ever known to be a lie is true.

[Sakhmeov]

1:30

SHISH

[SmashLiXs]

do we need another animated movie with slaves? eh

[twr45]

i have seen this movie before... it kinda sucks with to much music and shit.

i think.........

[Davaia]

this video is blocked in Egypt

[Temp3st60]

O HAI 

[ClassicDisneyFan94]

I love it when you make Jethro raar...

[ClassicDisneyFan94]

Seriously, WHAT IS THAT GAME?!?!?

[austinrees]

THIS IS WHAT JEWS ACTUALITY BELIEVE!!!!

[ZorotheGallade]

Epic

[kennythagunner]

Did someone got shot in 0:07!?!O_O

[TheCasualTea]

I just died a little inside.

[sandflapjack]

0:40

sandboard aint got games

[99LOLWUT]

i'm so sus

[v9earthshine318]

Is it blasphemy if I laugh at this? Cause if it is, I'm going to hell.

[ClassicDisneyFan94]

What is sus?

[SmashLiXs]

@ClassicDisneyFan94 sas. it's a commom ytp gag that's funny for no reason

[ClassicDisneyFan94]

@SmashLiXs Ohhh....okay!

[Infidel775]

3:05

Words fail me.

They simply fail me.

[iJerseyDevil]

"I just made thousands of innocent slaves sing a saus joke. I'm a horrible person."

LOL!!

[spyroman300]

i am in tears laughing at the slaves singing "SUS"

[ToeKnee0126]

By the power of gaga?

[Wanderer3029]

I love your Reverberated Ear Rapes (RER)!

[CHCHuser]

So much sauce in this poop.

1:41 name of song please.

[ToeKnee0126]

He said the cake is a lie!

[TheTOPProductions]

"ramisamus, go fuck yourself" :p

[xass102]

if only the history was like this

[poepoe69collguy]

OMG HAVE U EVER WATCHED ONE OF THESE WHILE UR HIGH I THINK IM IN LOVE

[MauserKar98k]

This is a masterpiece.

[BaltoFan121]

"YOU WILL SHUSH."

"BUT I AM SHUSH!"

Lawl!

[339194]

BY THE POWER OF RA-RA-RAAHAHAH

[attackthem5]

RAMISAMUS

LET MY PENIS GO

[Ebrainiac1]

@attackthem5

Allow me to offer a rebuttal.

(MASSIVE VUVUZELA BLAST)

[poepoe69collguy]

haha YES everything after the guy plays the vuvuzella is amazing

[339194]

YOU VILE ANTI-SEMITE haha this is great

[Querty1995]

I love how the burning bush turned into Tommy Wiseau saying, "Oh hi Moses!" XD

[YTPhomemade]

I cant stop playing 2:30

[Crumsas]

RAMASISIMAR

[Querty1995]

@avojaifnot

I strongly suggest that you put Pacman Vitani back into your videos. Sadly, your Prince of Egypt poop was the last time she appeared. Give her a chance and put her back, maybe she could eat a protagonist or two? :D

[HaHaHound]

for some reason, i really like the ear rape at 1:35.....

[HeliosExeunt]

CHEESE

[MidnightMidna]

Last night, I fucked Kagami. DADEDUDUDADEDUDADEDU

[wavelucas]

F yeah ichirin huge hollow on the charriots

[Fleskjereta]

You will shush.

I AM SHUSH. XDXDXD

[SmashLiXs]

"let my pen!s go" how long has he been holding it

[Vix847]

Song at 1:01?

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

1:41 sounds familiar.

[morbidlytroopa]

@HerGuardianAngel1991

I think it's part of the theme of 'Monty on the Run'.

[Admeet75]

and so Moses Casted God's Wonders in an atomic fireball. And then he died.

[R3troguy]

OMG YER SO SATANISTIC REPORT 100 DISLIKES AND CHURCHES ENEMY - Our dear Mr. Pope.

[pwnurnoobazz]

I didn't know they hade vuvzelas in biblical times

[geno344]

Hentai

[Querty1995]

I just love how insane your poops are, it's like taking mind altering drugs, minus the drugs and the risks with them! Avojaifnot, My Antidrug! :)

[redtails]

wat

[Akhts]

The "I'm so sauce. RAMSESEMAR! Let my penis go!" part made me completely lose it for no reason.

[aethir86]

OMG, I had to laugh so hard, fighting for air... best poop ever!

:D :D :D

[Simply0wnz]

I think you have tried the Greatest crack on earth :D Where these ideas come from? Awesome masterpiece.

[bunga707]

lots of sus jokes in this poop... i love it...i think i died.

[bunga707]

lots of sus jokes in this poop...

[bunga707]

I just made a thousands of slaves sing a suas joke imma horible person

[ItsMeWario2]

I laughed till i cried right after "ow".

[colombianito7123]

SOS

[iJerseyDevil]

1:30 Just keep swimming. Just keep-AAAAAAHHHH!

[OddOneOut665]

2:52

Erick Striffler (AKA Pretty Much It Guy) FTW! XD

[ToxicPunkRules]

YOU SIR, HAVE GOT YOURSELF ANOTHER SUBSCRIBER

[ToxicPunkRules]

@ToxicPunkRules oh and PS. watch out for the flock of Zoidbergs at 0:42

[burninglightofFLAMME]

1:30 is brilliant!

[burninglightofFLAMME]

Sauce a la shit LUUL!!!

[thewolfPrince]

:21 WELCOME TO SACRILEGE SIX FLAGS!

[ItsMeWario2]

@thewolfPrince Wrong! That's the hampster dance song.

[Nixitur]

1:38 - "I'm saus, I'm so saus." *Monty on the Run*

That was random and great!

[KingdomHeartsBrawler]

This was a great Poop! The music at the end (after Moses destroyed everything) sounded a little disturbing to me, though. What was it, and where did its accompanying scene come from?

[simuuB]

Damn ... Every goddamn effect is so well done and word mixing is perfect i know this is kinda YTP i wanna do someday!

[MikuHatsune10728]

1:11 xD

The Cake is a Lie!

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

@MikuHatsune10728 oh shit, today was ramses birthday, and he was going to get cake D:

[NancyPhantom]

I like this because there's so much more going on than other poops. Stuff just happens and I think that's what it's all about.

[halomano07]

Quick Question

How do you change the pitch that easily? What's the technique called??

[alittlemongrel]

The cake was indeed a lie.

[DoggieDevil88]

2;22 Yui

[Katana314]

Yeah, there's kind of a lot of text in this one (just as fun extras) but I think it's fun to be able to re-watch it to see what else you can catch.

[spongbros]

Too much text.

[Nixitur]

OH SHIT

TODAY WAS RAMSES'S BIRTHDAY

HE WAS GOING TO HAVE CAKE

[Gam3Junkie7]

ZOMG, Saus message ! Moses paper on back. What's with the brick necklace? Entering: Hyperspeed. Today was Ramses' birthday. This seriously isn't incest? LAWL. Do this 2 Dory eater k? No. RAWR! HA HA HOUND! Sus jokes r great right? Domestic Violins Lawl. U thought I wuld make him say brother? Loopy message after NUN. That was Known backwards? Fires of Hell. Firl Malfunction. Dialog bubble. Ramses mask. Vert Flip. Crack x 2. Epic Seizure. Zeroth. Identity Crisis. did I get em all?

[Itotallymadethisup]

RAMESESINA, LET MY PENIS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jolt4]

Are you Imaperson's evil twin brother with a Dory obsession?

[Ninji5]

Ok i give up, what is that song at 1:41? I KNOW I've heard it before but I can't remember the name XD

[NamoNakamura]

Best YTP ever. After I painstakingly read all the hidden messages, I'm treated to Moses totally destroying everything over a golden statue. I fucking lol'd til I cried.

[khimeraQ]

I counted over 28 instances of Saus in this video.

[PikalaxALT]

I just love how the Golden Calf became the thumbnail for this video.

[MSM88heartYTP]

Did I hear the Game Over song from Donkey Kong Country 3?

[itradeyugiohcards]

"By the power of RA RA A-A-A ROMA ROMA-MA GA GA OOLA-LA!!" ROFL

[itradeyugiohcards]

FINALLY SOMEONE MAKES A PRINCE OF EGYPT POOP!!

I always new that the Prince of Egypt poop would be the most epic poop of all... and here it is at last!! avojaifnot you have gained a faithful follower.

[RainbowStalin69]

Mmmmm, Sacrilegious

[HandelMcmandle]

LUL! *snap* OW

[Lucios1995]

"Im more important than you'll ever be on life, so fuck you." - Jethro

[theroyalpain]

Whats the song at 0:55?

typical commenter question aside, I have found another YTPer in my sub box who has never failed to make me laugh in a video

[sonic4ever11]

YOU WILL SHUUSH, BUT I AM SHUSH

[mckampela]

It. Is. OOWSUM!

[TheChibiBuizel]

There goes Calvin.

Most brilliant thing ever.

[KaylaYakushi]

I thought I'd be offended, but oh my word, this is hilarious. I was ROFLing the entire time.

[mblame]

nice Jew story

[TomQuoVadis]

I can't seem to function in the morning without watching this first.

[r3ini]

This is incest with my homosexual mother fucker ooooooOOOOOHHHH!

[HaHaHound]

sum fuckin brainded morons disliked this, holy shit, we shud find those homosexual motherfuckers and keeel dem bitches

[MrThumbsup]

EYE'M ZO SAUS

[gokudabomb1]

:40

i think they were playing senet

[TheKonohaWhiteFang7]

Number 1 4 avo chan

[TheKonohaWhiteFang7]

I love your style mayne.

You and your SUS jokes

[moviemaster8510]

0:48 and 3:28  made me laugh harder than any poop has ever made me laugh. thank you avojaifnot, you've given me a reason to live.

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

Please remake 3:05 into a complete and total remix? Because it's so fucking awesome and I want to show it to my lover, but she doesn't watch YTPs v.v

[TheChibiBuizel]

That Calvin and Hobbes reference was the best thing ever in the universe ever.

[ArchTV]

Last night, I fucked Kagami-(rape scene)

[Hpypodae]

in the saus.

[Ninji5]

WHY WASNT THIS IN THE BIBLE???

[moviemaster8510]

@Ninji5 because every person who read it cried tears of molten gold. as we all know, molten gold is VERY hot, and they all got massive burns on their faces and died.

[Ninji5]

@moviemaster8510 oh right my bad. shoulda remembered that this was too epic for the bible.

[Xdude490]

This has a severe case of Subliminalitis messagae. It aint your grandpa's poop.

[pugarifficPichu101]

@JokeEmperor But I don't get it when it's used when the person says "I'm so saus."

[JakeSteel0121]

epic win 0/10 awesome thumbs down favorited sorry wasn't for me sent to my friends flagged for child abuse

[ForbiddenDouchebag]

THIS IS A RAMSES MASK. EGYPT HAD MERCHANDISE

I'm dying of laughter here.

P.S. 2:31 - What's the song this re-mix is basing off? I wanna know.

[avojaifnot]

@ForbiddenDouchebag

night of nights

[mikoblume]

@avojaifnot and how about at 1:41 ?

[Poxell91]

"BEAR!"

I can't breathe. <X..D

[HeliosExeunt]

I can't breathe! I'm laughing too much!

Subscribed!

[JunkyardCrap]

I WANTED A GOLDEN DORY.

[pugarifficPichu101]

What does saus mean? o.e

[Kolerful1337]

BUT I WANT A GOLDEN DORY.

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NOOOOOOOOO

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[kaosblaze]

RAMESISEMAR

LET MY PENIS GO!

[Hpypodae]

calvin gets owned

[PikalaxALT]

Yitro: Moses, I am more important than you'll ever be in your life, so fuck you.

You made the best poop anyone's ever made out of a movie about a famous biblical event.

And once again, great job with the Golden Calf part.

[sonic4ever11]

HI MOM

[Superbear2099]

3:28 o__o sos fuck you! god

[frankensteinmoneymac]

This reminds me of my days living among the Native American's on their Reservation. they They called me "insane white man"...I Told them that I was actually Their God Quetzecoatl...They told me that that was the Mayans, and not them....thats when I started scalping them and trying to sell the scalps to the Governer. When I brung them to his office he screamed. I said I saw a flyer about financial rewards For Indian Scalps and showed him. He said it was from the 1800s. I said..."So? Give me $!"

[sonic4ever11]

I'M SUS, I'M SO SUS

[SkieBluFox]

That was beautiful.

Also the mashup with lady gaga was surprisingly awesome.

[SkieBluFox]

On a related note I want some of the greatest crack in the world.

[sexhaie]

Land of milk and meat? I LOVE IT! :D

[sexhaie]

Dat man ass

OHAI