60. Friday the 13th part 1

[GeluMartin]

THAT IS THE MOST FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!

[GhostbustersRulez]

who ever hates this doesnt have a bike and isnt an american original

[Cutiepie123341]

DUDE AMAZZIIINNNG XD



[RandomAssist]

RALPH REMIX!

[TheMrDuDE1987]

so when r u continuing the series to part 2

[renthsmjesse]

omg your hot

[JoshyxXxWoshy]

"Ahhh its so juicy!" Gets me every time

[brian09091]

jawhoosh if they made a kickass series of friday the 13th movies excepted jason x into a game for pc ps3 and xbox 360 would you buy it

[Jawooosh]

@brian09091 Your asking if they made a F13 series that was good and made a game out of it would I buy it? ... What? Dude anyone is a still dumb enough to buy a video game based on how much they like a movie is a retard. If the game looks good to me I'll buy it, if the movies sucked ass then whatever it has nothing to do with the game.

[CrushedZombie]

DON'T COME IN HERE!

[TomMSTie1138]

Who would've guessed that Anus was a butt man.

[SandersonCallum]

camp blood god its got a death blood blood

[Flesher4]

Is it really necessary to have the Cinderella theme

[sethars1]

lol ralf remix :P

[qahorror]

Why dident anyone get the andrew wk part that the funnyist

[blockhet]

Can you agree that All the friday the 13th and Nightmare on elm / are really horrible movies that people love becuase they are just plain awesome but really movie wise they are absolutely horrible..if you dont appreciate them you wont like them. Horror genre in general has no movie depth without like exceptions for example The original exorcist else the slasher beside Scream really are plain bad dont you think? Well I just like them Idk I like all the fridays upto part 6, I really hate part 8!

[Jawooosh]

@blockhet Actually I think it works on levels. You cant say that about all the movies. But taking the whole franchise and wrapping it into one movie goes like this. Level 1 - You here about it from people, your forced to like it. Level 2 - You realize you actually like it atleast a little more than other people, you force yourself to like it even more. Level 3 - You obsess in the whole world around it. Level 4 - You realize it is kind of bad compared to other films but only when you know

[Jawooosh]

@Jawooosh that its ok to say that and still be proud because there is nothing wrong with a movie being that bad (which by the way, F13 and Nightmare movies? Dude have you ever seen an actually BAD movie?). Then Level 5 - Realizing that there is various opinions and reasons for what makes a movie "Good" and really none of it makes a whole lot of sense so why the hell bother trying to figure it out? Its a fun movie so just watch it.

[blockhet]

@Jawooosh Thats actually one hundred procent correct! and another point is that These movies could have been worked on! part 1-8 are in 10 years time... Seriously Jason was dead in part 4 and BANG part 5 '' A new beginning'' of what? We just saw him get killed seriously! Its not even 1 year apart its 11 months.... And after part 5 BANG hes back and Yes I love the alice cooper song but What are you making a big deal out of that hes back? Oh Geez I did not see this comming....

[blockhet]

@blockhet One more thing Dont take me wrong I love these movies and I love your videos but I just wanna be heard and see if people think like me about the matter that Every single Friday the 13th are dumped and unfinnished garbage that could been alot better if worked put into....I mean I love Jason Hes just a awesome Iconic character and as much as I love the franchise I hate it. I really dispise the New line jason Because I mean I could honestly say I would have done a better job!

[ronniel007]

ah fat jason stranger danger

[cmc47834]

dont come in here!! XD

[dontcarewatuthink]

LOL i cant play the banjo get pissed about it

[Sonic2332]

When I was watching the movie, I assumed Annie was the main character. She was the first person(in present time), to be promptly introduced... yet she gets killed off so quickly. What was the point of her?? XD lol

[AHorrorProduction]

whats the song at 3:48 please respond or any one

[AHorrorProduction]

jawoosh whats the song in 2:57 please repond

thank you very much

[InsaneBurger]

@AHorrorProduction good luck bro he will never respond

[InsaneBurger]

@InsaneBurger the song is called bike by Pink Floyd

[gobbitop554]

Is that Ken Foree again at 2:19 ?

[InsaneBurger]

u really like andrew wk's music a lot

[sassykateygurl]

youre freakin hilarious

[guitarmad103]

america fuck yeah lol



[acomedyz]

well guss what day it is today friday the 13th

[TheNewScottyPotter1]

"DONT COME IN HERE!!!!!" rofl

[ang00061]

you gay go get a life

[chickengeorge1236]

man this is great ,

[sidewaysonhighways]

Josh. Im not obsessed with Friday the 13th or your vids, but are you planning to do commentary on Part 2 and 3? There is plenty there to joke about. Ya know just for the hell of it. The one chick, Terri, in part 2, had the nicest ass. Looks the best when she gets hit with the sling shot. I just had to get that out. don't mind me. lol

[0op00n3d02]

you cant play the banjo? im pissed about it

[blakemcree1]

your blogs r awsome

[iDrinkYourMilkSh5ke]

Hey woosh I have watched most of your reviews and I have to say that I love your sense of humor and sarcasm when dissecting movies with as many flaws as these. I don't know why, but they get me every time. I have to ask though, when will you return to the realm of horror and fulfill your promise of a review of every friday the 13th film to date? I look forward to any future videos you make and support you 100% Keep up the good work.

[AEROSMITHFAN911]

Im just wondering why do you have a bango if you cant play one. I love the scene though classic.

[bige300]

Anus!!! LOL

[kcaman400]

ur annoying just kiddin nice vid

[TotalPwnageFilms]

Make a ralph remix song its so funny.

[ccg1171]

Dumb

[madsceinceproduction]

@ccg1171 your a fucking retard hes so funy

[MegaSimpson666]

"shut up ralph".-love it!

[left4death19]

wats the name of the american song

[perfettopizza]

i think it's called "America (Fuck Yeah)" but don't quote me...

[Proof2393]

@left4death19 america fuck yeah by trey parker

[DarthRevan1051]

@jawooosh just a tip but try searching for blinky500's channel because he has made some short movies about fred jason and micheal etc and they are really good

[DarthRevan1051]

@jawooosh where do you get that fake blood coz im trying to get some for the horror movie that im making based on serial killers for media

[Panicandjordan]

lol

[Hockeyguy8541]

rofl

i love tha banjo scene

funny as hell

(and yet why is hell funny)

idk

[astamatitos1996]

you are so fucking hilarious!!!!

[HunterWeck]

jawooosh were you about to throw up when you tasted on of the blood capsules because every year me and a couple of my friends do a haunted walk through and scare the living shit out of people and my friend said you need to have blood in ur mouth so he gave me on an i was about to throw up it tastes like medicine

[Jawooosh]

@HunterWeck

If you act in a haunted walk through then why dont you just paint blood on your mouth? or use theatical blood? Blood Capsules are made to look as if blood is at that moment coming out of your mouth. All you need to do is have blood on your chin all night, just put it on dont stick those disgusting things in your mouth.

[TheSuperSayian9000]

You know your reviews made me realise something and what Ived realised that every movie got to be missing something especially Terminator Salvation.

[MustyMarkus1]

@Jawooosh Did you like the Friday the 13th remake? If you've gotten this question a millions times before you can call me names as often as you want!

[Panicandjordan]

@Jawooosh But still your video's are still awesome. Love them.Lol

[Panicandjordan]

@Jawooosh But you still get my point right?

[Panicandjordan]

@Jawooosh lol sorry

[Panicandjordan]

But still a good movie lol 1900s movies are awesome but i REALLY hate it that made Friday The 13Th remake it sucks has nothing to do about Pambla only the first sean.But i mean the killing seans are good right but you now bad movie all the sex and stuff to much sex in the orginal only a little sex.Sexist lol

[Jawooosh]

@Panicandjordan *Scene

[Spanky989]

@Panicandjordan i feel more retarded reading your comment

[Panicandjordan]

To HunterWeck''well i think it says that im just 40% on it i mean its a 1900s movie so bad graphics like if they made the movie in 2000 we could read mabey ok idk well there you go.

[HunterWeck]

@Panicandjordan  true

[Panicandjordan]

Does Ralph say''Camp blood or camp what?

[14dixonj]

@panicandjordan camp blood

[HorrorGirl13Voorhees]

you rock dude your so funny XD

[Panicandjordan]

first of all i hate my friend panic second of all pillz here 3rd of all PANIC STOP JERKING OFF YOUR MAKEING ME FEAL LIKE SHIT

[Panicandjordan]

The store sign says''Fran's Delitissen.Lol

[HunterWeck]

@Panicandjordan how could u read that

[Jawooosh]

1. No, it doesn't, Epic Fail.

2. Were you trying to make a crappy joke seeing as how you felt the need to type "Lol" at the end? if not, read on.

3. People who feel the must type those stupid god damn letters at the end of every damn thing they have to say Iritate the Crap out of me, Stop Already!

[MrAwsome105]

yeah why do people always write Lol at the end of everything they say.

[MrAwsome105]

it does not say that at all.

[HunterWeck]

America fuck yeah score one for anus

[Panicandjordan]

I like the first song when Ralph got on his bike.Secend song was ok but not really realisic.

[JasonVoorheesRocks20]

Jawoosh, do you like the fact that Jason kills Ralph in part 2?

[Jawooosh]

........yes?

[HunterWeck]

@Jawooosh you know Alice drew the picture it does not look like jason did u just make that up

[Jawooosh]

DO you honestly think I actually believe she was trying to draw a picture of Jason? If so then seriously dude, maybe I dont have a great a sense of humor, but you obviously dont have Any sense and thats kinda sad.

[HunterWeck]

no just sayin and i love ur video srry if i offended u i love them i have acually tried one of those captles they taste disgusting i almost threw up when i tried it

[Spiderpig02]

D: where do you get the blood from????

[Billsthenamefirst]

"aw Jason missed" did he now? awesome make em freak our before u kill them

[fridaythe12th]

party patry party i want have a party

[Boomerang435]

you wearing a big black wig, headbanging, in a white shirt soaked in fake blood at the collar, with Andrew W.K's Party song is hilarious

"Frank's Delicatessen...delicatessen?"

[ticknoros]

this is one of my favorite slashers ever of all time

[MenOfDelta]

Have you ever heard of the movie "The Hills Run Red"? That movie almost copied Friday the 13th and if you listen closely, you can almost hear him (the killer) say, "Ki ki ki ma ma ma."

90% is similar to FT13

[14ACDC]

still an idiot

[MenOfDelta]

Yet, you came back to his video?

[Lifehater1234]

lol dont come in here LMAO :D

[14ACDC]

the guy who made this is an idiot!

[VideoManThe2nd]

wow... really?

[TheCornerGroupBC]

oh shut up ralf.

[AFROJASON666]

i wish it was jason who shot he arrow

[TheLizzard0]

Still frame moment... naaaah.

[shnelnel]

still frame moment lmao

[Rayman304]

hey man...wat happened to the reviews of the rest of the series, except jason X...(which shouldn't be in the series)

[destoryr776]

omg!!!!!!!ralf is triby!!!!!!! ralf ruls!

[The666thBowelOfHell]

Hahahaha!! Oh alice!! Coming!!!! (Awsosme little tune) You making The noise for alice running = Epic win!!!

[NikThaStik22]

delicatessen is the full word for deli

[CodeLyokoismylife]

everyso often my birthday is on friday the 13th DX since i was born on the 13th, but it was a saturday

[angus7021]

Freddy:"hey jason, i want a rematch! now, this time i...wait did you say saturday?!? damnit!"

[Rayman304]

wow...great line there... (no sarcasm)

[X8Nicholas8X]

Party party party LMFAO!

[TheTCProductions]

jawoosh you had me rollin xD

[vicodin75]

isnt ralph in part 2 and 3? lol. I didnt like part 1 to much, its boring, when I was younger it was cool, from part 2 on up is when it gets a lot better. whoa

[cmc47834]

ralph gets killed i think in the 3rd one

[Appleboxman]

He gets killed Part 2.

[Wegamer22]

He isn't in part 3. He dies in part 2.

[itachikisametobi]

whats the america fuck yeah song from which band

[CoreyCage]

Team America World Police Movie I Think

[danny6644220]

thats right

[mrskull94]

DVDA (double vaginal double anal) is the band.. it's the creators of south park and team america , Matt Stone and Trey Parkers band..

[bendeplata]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[thingy12345678]

5:04

[kmantoyz]

AMERICA

[stewiegriffinfan123]

u should 1 about the texas chainsaw massacre

[CQCProductions]

Delicatessen is a term meaning "delicacies" or "fine foods". The word entered English via German, with the old German spelling

[Wegamer22]

Hey Jawoosh when will you make the Review for the newest Friday the 13th? It seemed pretty good to me.

[Rayman304]

who would ever name a child Anus?

Ass grab! score 1 for anus!

America: Fuck Yeah!

Yeah anus, you're not stupid.

Jawooosh, you can fake banjo playin pretty good.

DON'T COME IN HERE!

That guy isn't hittin shit.

the still frame moment was awesome.

One problem: in the beginning you said "gotta love the 50's" in the slutty councellor bit. If they were going to open up in 1962 (according to anus at 3:35) the stullty concelors would be there till after 1962. I'm just sayin.

[Jawooosh]

It was a sarcastic remark about Biblical Songs and Sex that make a night complete for camp counselors of the 50s. And it really doesn't matter when they open or close, the slutty teenagers are typical characters in a shit load of movies.

[Rayman304]

True...

[131202016]

Hey Jawooosh, oddly enough i was watching a video that used the term "Delecatessen" or however it's spelled. From what i heard it's some sort of meat shop. aha

[TRAGICKIDS]

Also the reason why this movie had flaws and stuff was wrong because they only had 50,000 dollars to do this movie and also the pamela death was like that because the head was on toothpicks so the head would stay on and also  it wold be easier to cut off.

[TRAGICKIDS]

Watch the vifeo response up on the top and rate and comment a lot u to jawooosh please

Tell me what u think

[Jawooosh]

Your a musician right? Where the hell are all the videos of you being a musician instead of all that recorded off of television and pathetic crap you do. Dont be a dick and go watch something else if ya dont like it.

[0001Sika]

5:04 DONT COME IN HERE!!!! hahaha xd

[shadowmaster720]

actual there is such thing as a delacatessan but they are usaully primarilly in New jersey

[Rayman304]

also, Delicatessen is the long long version of Deli.

[Najsprajshghjgjgj]

Lol u are a nice dude with nice humor ;D

[nicolaj990]

ralph remix!!!

[65656385]

2:23 RULES LOLOLOLOLOL

[GateWorldRocky89]

DON'T COME IN HERE!!!!

"Man, that guy's not hitting shit"

Best lines of part 1 :D

[macduc88]

yeah and "eehuu outdoor stuff..."

[jchappy08]

way to waste a white t-shirt

[Jawooosh]

....yeah its so sad knowing now that I had ruined a 2 dollar white undershirt for your entertainment and instead I find you had feelings for it.

[jchappy08]

lol im not like "omg why did you waste a shirt!?" im just saying its a waste of 2 dollars. um.. lol nevermind

[Queenstation]

LoL 4:26

[DANPPE]

1:36 lol

[lovenarutoandeusc]

DON'T COME IN HERE!!!!

[CrushinRuSSian27]

its so juicy!!!! hahahaha good job dude. ur so fuckin hilarious

[RunYimmy]

Great blog, Jawoosh this was really funny.

[macduc88]

Hey fucker, thats the only funny and great movie reviewer on youtube, he cheak out fakts and tells what he thinks about the movies in a funny way, so i you dont like it, dont watch it!

i have only one word for you.. RALPH!

[kingrenzo92]

JACK OFF  lol

[angus7021]

just think about it. she gets slit in the throat after she checks...

Jason:"No one checks my dog bitch!"

Freddy:"Hey im only one who says bitch, hell, you dont talk at all!"

Jason:"Wanna go?!?"

Freddy:"Yea lets go to elm street!"

Jason:"OK BRING IT ON!"

Girl from bring it on:"hey what the hell...ugh!"

*Jason killes her*

Jason:"anyways, BRING IT!"

Thus started Freddy vs. Jason.

[MenOfDelta]

I know, Freddy just kept saying "bitch'' over and over. Me and my friend were thinking about doing a "Freddy vs Jason: Why They Fought" and at the end, when the girl says, "Welcome to my world, bitch!". And then Freddy says, "Hey! That's my word!"

[campvoorhees23146]

THATS SEXEST!!!!

[jakesmithproductions]

My Top 5

1. Totem Pole

2. America! Fuck Yeah!

3. Still Frame Moment

4. Or Did She?

5 Cinderelly

[angus7021]

i think she said his name was angus. but that doesnt bother me the slightest bit...WAIT A MINUTE WHAT THE FUCK?!?

[Gonarhxus]

Actually it was 'Enos' but it sounds alot like 'Anus' !

[Boomerang435]

delicatessen means deli ._. but yeah funny review

[321asky7]

AMERICA FUCK YA!

[13irthOfEvil]

omg best review EVER

[Thepocalypse]

I once walked in on my cousin and his friend's sister, and he was like "We were just playing around." I said, "Yeah? What were you playing?"

He said, "Sex."

[wikingkong15]

the word on the building is "delikatessen" and it mean roughly translated: "goodies" in german.

[harrybob123456789]

we werent screwing eatchother we were just pertening to fckin made laugh through the whole fricken rant great job

[snowmanMK1]

i know i sound sad but i have just saet and watched all of your vids and they r massive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cld3333]

totem pole is the funniest

DONT COME IN HERE !!!!!!

[apckidz]

totem pole rules! lol

[jamesruddock120]

1.Totem Poll

2.Ass Grab

3.Ralph Remix

4.Still Frame Moment

5.THE LAST DAY OF YOUR LIFE

jawoosh legend

[WeskJago]

i recognize that bottle! your not supposed to put that crap in your eyes!

[Link123941]

lol, DONT I LOOK HOT IN MAH BANDANA?

later

Y (something) HIS BANDANA? WHEN U CAN HAVE MAH SEXY SESPENDERZ?

lol

[TheRealTradeMark]

Best moments: This is my favorite review

1.AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

2.DON'T COME IN HERE!!!!!!!

3.Still Frame Moment

4. Cinderrelly moment

5. Don't I look hot in my bandanna

Looking forward to the rest of the friday series.

[hymnsinger5]

Lol the Still Frame Moment is awesome.

[Telestrat216]

OH GOD!!

i fuckin love the pink floyd scene!

nicely done

[tiptonbadboy]

ahh dont u remember when u cud sing biblical songs and then go bang eachother... gotta love the 50's

[skullking2014]

lol funny

[GordonFreeman70]

Jawoosh, your hilarious, i love 5:06

Totems: DON'T COME IN HERE!!!!

[Joker5516]

AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!