Trust me shes not from Waterbury.Shes a quack from the southern Americas.Brazilian's have got to be the worst.Those fools make me sick with their beliefs.I like them very much,without all the Magic!!
He never noticed the knots in the wood before, so they must have magically appeared there over night! Uh, NO. Just because you're dim and unobservant doesn't mean that things you've never noticed before didn't exist until you finally noticed them. He's never seen ANYTHING like them before! Well that only proves he's never bothered to pay attention to his surroundings, because he has likely seen hundreds of wooden doors with the very same shapes in them caused by knots in the trees.
Those knots in the wood look nothing like human eyes. They are too far apart and one is shaped differently from the other. Getting a chill and becoming emotional and crying because you looked at knots in a door and decided they're Jesus's eyes is a sign that you are a very impressionable and irrational person.
It's odd that everyone focuses on disproving this is the burial shroud of Jesus when those who believe it is can present no evidence to prove it is...
As Hitchens said - "Exceptional claims demand exceptional evidence." And there is NONE that this is actually Jesus's burial shroud...
It's very telling that even the vatican does not claim that this IS the shroud of Jesus - they simply put it on display and let the minds of the gullible do the rest as the money rolls in....
7:25 ... the moment she began to randomly cry, I tried to punch her through my monitor... my hand hurts now. If anyone asks, Satan made me do it, that excuse seems to work now and then.
I'm sorry, but there was no way to fake the Shroud of Turin. Scientists who've studied it couldn't debunk it. Nor could they explain the tilma of Guadalupe
@eklera Recently it was discovered that the piece used for carbon dating was a repaired spot from the 13th century. Also, no artist, back then, could have known all the scientific details such as the blood PLASMA stains which can only be obtained from severe stress to the body.
@eklera Have to say though that unless there is some evidence that actually directly links the shroud to Jesus then it's utterly irrelevent. If it's fake then it means nothing to Christian faith, it's just a fake like hundreds of others. If it's really the should of a crucified man from 2,000 years ago it's still irrelevent unless it's got a fucking name tag on it saying "we fucking buried da Jesus in this - signed John 32AD".
@lifeofanidiot He's always painted one of his nails red. It has to do with some shit about keepin' ppl focused on it when he's performing magic tricks or some shit. I don't know.
Good grief. it is truly frightening how many gulllible sheep we have living among us. Seeing Jesus on your bathroom door? Is this woman on medication (or off her medication)?
It's official! God is only interested in giving signs to the imaginative and the insane. Maybe it does take a certain amount of insanity to get into heaven...
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Fusk you Penn and Teller. You stupid american white trailer trash. Penn must suck teller's balls and Teller must suck Penn's balls. I HOPE PENN AND TELLER GET HIT BY A TRUCK OR SHOT IN THE HEAD
I'm a Catholic, I believe in God and all that jazz, but some of these supposed signs are pretty stupid. It's just a sandwich! Sure, if someone with cancer ate that sandwich and was suddenly cured, that would be another story, but as it stands it's just a sandwich with a cool burn mark on it.
That's Sauron alright. It makes sense, because The Lord Of The Rings says Sauron exists and if it's in The Lord Of The Rings, it must be true. If it wasn't true, how would people know about it.
Haven't finished watching this whole episode but looking forward to it. Just that my wife is native Mexican and MAN her family can be so damn f***ing stuperstitious. They can get a real hard-on when they see the Virgen of Guadalupe in a tree trunk or dogshit. Real stupid. Just glad wife isn't so devout...er brainwashed.
The Vatican *knows* it's fake, and they've known it's fake ever since the person who created it confessed way back in... the 1300s. But people insist on believing bullshit, and the Church is not one to discourage a paying customer.
And this morning on HLN - the seat of stupidity and irrelevance in cable news - they took about five minutes of broadcast time to talk about a a string of ivy growing on a telephone pole that people think looks like Jesus on a cross. Personally, I thought it looked more like Zemus from Final Fantasy 4.
@JohnAlanWoods They insult everything because they would get sued if they use the words fraud or liar but don't get sued if they call them assholes, bullshit, and motherfuckers.
@JohnAlanWoods Penn has talked in several public forums about the fact that he uses pretty nasty language and persistent insults in this show. The reason he usually gives is that without the swearing, nudity, and anger, BULLSHIT really is a very sweet and innocent show; and that doesn't sell well.
@JohnAlanWoods Why shouldn't they be insulting? Should they be respectful of stupid, dishonest, crazy people? Why? The show is called "Bullshit," so it's clear up front that they aren't going to be playing nice. I'm just really curious as to why you think being insulting is so wrong.
I think Madcram is right about them avoiding lawsuits, too.
when i look at my door i see the word " fuck off". that might be cause of the sign i put there or cause god wasnt happy about the joke i told about the preacher and the little boy.
Holy crap, I am literally scared by these religious wackos. Could it possibly get worse when I view parts 2 and 3? In that case I think I'd rather pass.
Seriously. These people are so sad I can't believe what else they are capable of in the name of "faith".
And this is part of the reason religion is so tough to dispel. It is emotionally based, the people far too often rely on easily fooled senses and settle for vague shit.I feel sorry for that woman and her son.
i used to date a girl from Mexico years ago and her mother was religious beyond belief. she would set in her room for hours surrounded by candles praying to a huge cross on the wall and it was very off putting to be around her. she would always try to bring that shit up with everyone and it got old really fast. she was fucking creepy.
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That video doesn't prove that much except those two clowns' lack of culture. They aren't debunkers, they are just ideologists trying to gain people to their own faith. How funny !
About the Shrine they say they are still waiting for the Vatican call back. They can wait for a life time. Some readings would be quicker though. The Roman Catholic Church *never pretended* the shrine is real.
They also shoot and make easy fun of witnesses selected on purpose...
For the record I am an atheist.So if you think the shroud of turin is indeed related to the biblical jesus then you are screwed.In the Bible it says it is sin for men to have long hair.This guy has long hair and if he is jesus he supposedly sinned?Furthermore (somewhere) in the bible it is said that jesus,after his death,was covered by 3 pieces of cloth not just one.Even if you think it is the real jesus here it looks silly...
@2camjohn No no no, man was made in Gods image and we know man evolved from the same ancestor as monkeys, thus God must be Donkey Kong, but it's well known that a Donkey is very similar to a horse. This is irrefutable proof of God being a giant barrel throwing monkey, pwning his sinners and rewarding those that can climb the levels of life with a princess.
*sigh* If you look at any randomly shaded object [wood, charred objects] as well as things like clouds, smoke and fire, you'll see a "face" or two. You see it because your eyes scout it out, it's science, we look for things that look familiar. When I take a shit and look down at the cheap linoleum in my bathroom, I can see at least three faces. This woman is clearly a dumbass.
@Andjealous second, the carbon dating tests were performed on fibers taken from the cloth in the early 90s, and were tested to be only 800 yrs old. BUT in 2002, a (jewish) scientist discovered that the fibers were taken from a 9th century 'reweave' section done by french nuns to restore some of the damage from the fire when it was under portuguese templar control. also, they thing was in a fire. fire degrades carbon and obscures the dating tests. i googled and did a simple search. its all there
@guineapiggyman I think we are going around in circles. In my original reply I said that I would grant for the argument that all the premises are true. I then asked how you came to your conclusion and by that meant to imply how this leads to the belief in a god or what it tells you about them. I asked this because even if this shroud is real ( the imprint of a crucified man) I don't accept it as proof of any other claim. This is what I am interested in and why I originally asked.
@Andjealous but if the shroud is real, then it inherently proves one of my 3 hypotheses. what part arent u getting? how else would it have been made. man didnt have nuclear energy back then. aliens might have. a supernatural source is proof of somethiing more. so if it is real, then it proves on e of those
the funny thing is, it was JEWISH guy who proved that the original shroud tests were tainted (the fibers tested, were taken from a 'recover', done in the 1200's by french nuns to repair damage sustained in the fire when it was uder the templars control in portugal) DO YOUR HOMEWORK! (im not a christian)
man, everybody who bitches religion at me, and then lose the arguement, and so they say 'your just an arrogant atheist", and i say, why not be arrogant, when you will always be right on these situations, no matter what!
hes wrong. they never proved that the shroud was fake. it was in a fire, which degrades carbon 14 levels, making it appear younger, etc etc. if anyones interested, i have all the facts on the shroud that are up to date as of now. just ask me if ur interested
@Andjealous well, since it was produced 2000 years ago, and has radiation imprinting, im guessing whoever made it was either an alien, had nuclear machinery, or was god. pick one. ;)
@guineapiggyman Okay, again let's assume all of this is true. How then do you get that it must either have been made by aliens or a god or special machinery?
@guineapiggyman First, I haven't been able to validate your claims online. The only radiation imprinting reference I can find is a very vague article from World Net Daily. Second, radiation is a common and natural occurrence. Third, the testing of the shroud is well short of the 2000 year old mark.But putting all that aside I have still not heard how you go from, "This cloth has the imprint of a man on it, therefore aliens, special machinery or god has done this."
i didnt say that because it has the image on it, then its a god or machine or alien. i said because that image is a radiation burn, what else could make that? and that type of radiation is not natural occerence. beta radiation is natural, that was alpha radiation (im not gonna explain the difference, cuz it would just confuse u more).
@guineapiggyman Argument from ignorance dude, look it up. This is what Andjealous was trying to point out to you. How does not knowing equate to YOUR wild ideas must be right? It doesn't. Sadly, it seems the learning disability is yours, and I bet you don't even know it..
There is no santa... there is no jesus... We are the gods... we formed from bits of the "ether"... we can effect our reality.... we can destroy sodom and gommorah 10X over. We fly faster than Allah on his magical horse... Part the Red Sea? We stopped the Great Falls!! We wrote the Consititution... a document wholely richer than the bible. We have peered into the depths of space and through the smallest objects... I have never seen a diety... how do we know WE arent the gods?
That picture of the blonde Jesus in the Hispanic woman's house - is there a name for that? As a child, I'd always seen dark-haired portrayals of Jesus (you know, because he was JUDEAN), but I've seen that particular portrait frequently as an adult when people are making fun of a "blonde Jesus."
The only thing keeping christians alive is that average people believe whatever they were raised on. They never dare question their religion for fear of hell, or they just never think for themselves about religion. I regard religion as a kind of average ignorance. Rather than try to reason and use logic, people strengthen themselves in their false beliefs.
Those spics are crazy..
SamWhitemoon1 12 hours ago
Wow. I would make a joke about how there are 5 faces of Jesus on my wardrobe. But that woman... she needs to be in a hospital.
scrustle 3 days ago
Oh man. The jesus peeing himself was just classic. Laughed so damn hard..
ElectronicRehab 5 days ago
Christians never cease to amuse me
americanliberal09 5 days ago
I see a dragon.... :/
SongofthePresence 1 week ago
The Church still pushes the shroud off as real.Sheep will never question the sheepdog!!
MrAmericanzombie 2 weeks ago
Trust me shes not from Waterbury.Shes a quack from the southern Americas.Brazilian's have got to be the worst.Those fools make me sick with their beliefs.I like them very much,without all the Magic!!
MrAmericanzombie 2 weeks ago
Why is Penns fingernail red???
MrAmericanzombie 2 weeks ago
@MrAmericanzombie Long story, it is a tribute to his mother who passed away. Look up penn's channel penn says
ghostie234 1 day ago
How doe she know those are Jesus' eyes and not Satan's? Just askin'
Symos 2 weeks ago
2:33
Oh I always been a Christian, I be severing my Lord for so many years.
ssohood2011 4 weeks ago
He never noticed the knots in the wood before, so they must have magically appeared there over night! Uh, NO. Just because you're dim and unobservant doesn't mean that things you've never noticed before didn't exist until you finally noticed them. He's never seen ANYTHING like them before! Well that only proves he's never bothered to pay attention to his surroundings, because he has likely seen hundreds of wooden doors with the very same shapes in them caused by knots in the trees.
shrikechan 1 month ago
Those knots in the wood look nothing like human eyes. They are too far apart and one is shaped differently from the other. Getting a chill and becoming emotional and crying because you looked at knots in a door and decided they're Jesus's eyes is a sign that you are a very impressionable and irrational person.
shrikechan 1 month ago
I thoght the Mary image on the door was Satan's head
haha
MaddDogg81 1 month ago
looks more like horse eyes then anything else.....
noen1337 1 month ago
.... a door? hahaha when we were young me and my brother always said alfred from powerrangers was on our closet door
185tiff 1 month ago
That stain on the door looks kinda like Sauron's face.
Aschsaver 1 month ago
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It's odd that everyone focuses on disproving this is the burial shroud of Jesus when those who believe it is can present no evidence to prove it is...
As Hitchens said - "Exceptional claims demand exceptional evidence." And there is NONE that this is actually Jesus's burial shroud...
It's very telling that even the vatican does not claim that this IS the shroud of Jesus - they simply put it on display and let the minds of the gullible do the rest as the money rolls in....
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krackersdave 1 month ago
LOL This show is great
luckycharms8282 1 month ago
7:25 ... the moment she began to randomly cry, I tried to punch her through my monitor... my hand hurts now. If anyone asks, Satan made me do it, that excuse seems to work now and then.
Grimno 1 month ago
thats goku....
elyaho 1 month ago
I'm sorry, but there was no way to fake the Shroud of Turin. Scientists who've studied it couldn't debunk it. Nor could they explain the tilma of Guadalupe
eklera 1 month ago
@eklera Recently it was discovered that the piece used for carbon dating was a repaired spot from the 13th century. Also, no artist, back then, could have known all the scientific details such as the blood PLASMA stains which can only be obtained from severe stress to the body.
eklera 1 month ago
@eklera Have to say though that unless there is some evidence that actually directly links the shroud to Jesus then it's utterly irrelevent. If it's fake then it means nothing to Christian faith, it's just a fake like hundreds of others. If it's really the should of a crucified man from 2,000 years ago it's still irrelevent unless it's got a fucking name tag on it saying "we fucking buried da Jesus in this - signed John 32AD".
krackersdave 1 month ago
What's been making Penn' fingernail red these last few episodes? O_o
lifeofanidiot 1 month ago
@lifeofanidiot He's always painted one of his nails red. It has to do with some shit about keepin' ppl focused on it when he's performing magic tricks or some shit. I don't know.
jymz13 1 month ago
To quote the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "It might be real, it might be bullshit; but what it *is*, is a god-damed gold mine . . ."
kurtjk01 1 month ago
Yep, Sauron.
PappeH 1 month ago
The bottom part looks like Goku in SSJ form from Dragonball Z to me.
dallased25 2 months ago
Portal to heaven FTW! XD
PassTheMarmalade1957 2 months ago in playlist Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
kinda sad
drstrangelove09 2 months ago
praise be to the holy wood imperfections!
Forcefield23 2 months ago
What the fuck is wrong with that woman?
kkyz13 2 months ago 2
i saw gene simmons makeup in the door!
arkie74 2 months ago 2
Good grief. it is truly frightening how many gulllible sheep we have living among us. Seeing Jesus on your bathroom door? Is this woman on medication (or off her medication)?
justjulie37 3 months ago
It's official! God is only interested in giving signs to the imaginative and the insane. Maybe it does take a certain amount of insanity to get into heaven...
MunkyDrag0n 3 months ago 9
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Fusk you Penn and Teller. You stupid american white trailer trash. Penn must suck teller's balls and Teller must suck Penn's balls. I HOPE PENN AND TELLER GET HIT BY A TRUCK OR SHOT IN THE HEAD
superlurf 3 months ago
Google image search for: Jesus dog ass
blenderpanzi 3 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller: Bullshit!
Door eyes? My trust in the human race has gone down another several notches...
MunkyDrag0n 3 months ago in playlist More videos from FSMGauss
Is that the Panamanian janitor George snookered on Seinfeld?
eldrewto55 4 months ago
All hail the Door! ... Though, the mary/jesus thing on it, would look more like a devil...but, let's not scare them.
Poodleinacan 4 months ago
People who think they see signs from heaven should be killed for the greater good of humanity.
Atheieye 4 months ago
fuck a real job im gonna sell myself some jesus, mary, batman doors! Ka-Ching!!!
projektEnigma 4 months ago
I'm a Catholic, I believe in God and all that jazz, but some of these supposed signs are pretty stupid. It's just a sandwich! Sure, if someone with cancer ate that sandwich and was suddenly cured, that would be another story, but as it stands it's just a sandwich with a cool burn mark on it.
magmablock 4 months ago
BULLSHIT! That's his beard you daft spaniard!
Cataclysm31 5 months ago
Finally, that door proves the theory all these years of research have led me to believe:
BATMAN IS GOD!
LoverofLiszt 5 months ago
i saw an angel in the door... actually i imagined it. before they've shown the eye's. i feel kinda sorry for that people...
Ri0t0nD0p3 5 months ago
Jesus said not to whorship idols, yet people whorship grilled cheese sandwhiches in his name
annoythefish 5 months ago
The virgin Mary bleeded from her ass like crazy once...probably too much anal.
grandpamoe1 6 months ago 2
To quote a hilarious south park episode, "DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, DUMB.
sallick07 6 months ago 30
@sallick07 you forgot that every time penn and teller are on there should be, ''SMART, SMART, SMART, SMART, SMART''
jopi122 3 months ago
@sallick07 and to quote the late great frank zappa, "dumb all over, a little ugly on the side..."
BURN1NGx1NS1D3 3 months ago
That woman sees Mary, her son sees Jesus, Penn sees Batman, I see Sauron.
GradeALurker 6 months ago 42
@GradeALurker
That's Sauron alright. It makes sense, because The Lord Of The Rings says Sauron exists and if it's in The Lord Of The Rings, it must be true. If it wasn't true, how would people know about it.
Holy shit, religious reasoning is easy.
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 5 months ago 5
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH Its also down right fucking stupid!!!
darkmatter1977 5 months ago
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH *bows down*
ZiggyOsiris 5 months ago
@GradeALurker The saddest part is I see Sauron to.
TheSeanoftheBread 4 months ago
@GradeALurker ur all wrong, its obviously a hi-def image of jar jar binks. dumby. ;)
guineapiggyman 1 month ago
@GradeALurker I also see Sauron.. must be a sign.. prepare the hobbits!
OyvindSculpture 3 weeks ago
After she said she saw god's eyes then the camera zoomed in on the wood knots, i was stunned for about 5 seconds, then I lost it.
Bayview05 6 months ago
@TheStrawberryLolicon nothing like a good trip
dondopa 6 months ago
The figure in the door is Gandalf.
gerandomiseerd 6 months ago
Haven't finished watching this whole episode but looking forward to it. Just that my wife is native Mexican and MAN her family can be so damn f***ing stuperstitious. They can get a real hard-on when they see the Virgen of Guadalupe in a tree trunk or dogshit. Real stupid. Just glad wife isn't so devout...er brainwashed.
SothicLight 6 months ago
The Vatican *knows* it's fake, and they've known it's fake ever since the person who created it confessed way back in... the 1300s. But people insist on believing bullshit, and the Church is not one to discourage a paying customer.
RickySTT 6 months ago
For those of us who live in or near the declining cesspool of Waterbury, CT, it is no surprise at all that this woman lives there.
painstrulove 6 months ago
3:15 I SEE JESUS IN THE MIRROR!!!!!! :O
PimpMyParadigm 6 months ago
Allcock! Just like in Carry On Teacher!
gartnavel89 7 months ago
Pareidolia
termanedieter11 7 months ago
yeeessssss....MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!...... jesus is watching you!........ WATCHING YOU TAKE A SHIT YA DUMBASSES!
Venomine95 7 months ago
I have a wooden table for my computer, and I can see the face of a screaming turtle in the wood's design, but I don't think it's God.
TheMasterTelevision 7 months ago
The mind sees what it chooses to see.
MegaAchilles23 7 months ago
i hope she dont catch a glance of my knoted asshole...the brown eye of jesus
brewt1mer 7 months ago
@ kcdummy At least we can prove the spaghetti monster exsists :]
MrPainkiller1988 7 months ago
And this morning on HLN - the seat of stupidity and irrelevance in cable news - they took about five minutes of broadcast time to talk about a a string of ivy growing on a telephone pole that people think looks like Jesus on a cross. Personally, I thought it looked more like Zemus from Final Fantasy 4.
cyanmanta 7 months ago
F U, university! I'm gonna be make a fortune selling doors with knots in them.
EPR89 7 months ago
theres no need for them to be so insulting.
JohnAlanWoods 7 months ago
@JohnAlanWoods They insult everything because they would get sued if they use the words fraud or liar but don't get sued if they call them assholes, bullshit, and motherfuckers.
madcram 7 months ago
@madcram Lol never looked at it that way!
JohnAlanWoods 7 months ago
@JohnAlanWoods Penn has talked in several public forums about the fact that he uses pretty nasty language and persistent insults in this show. The reason he usually gives is that without the swearing, nudity, and anger, BULLSHIT really is a very sweet and innocent show; and that doesn't sell well.
cyanmanta 7 months ago
@JohnAlanWoods Why shouldn't they be insulting? Should they be respectful of stupid, dishonest, crazy people? Why? The show is called "Bullshit," so it's clear up front that they aren't going to be playing nice. I'm just really curious as to why you think being insulting is so wrong.
I think Madcram is right about them avoiding lawsuits, too.
paxpaul 7 months ago
when i look at my door i see the word " fuck off". that might be cause of the sign i put there or cause god wasnt happy about the joke i told about the preacher and the little boy.
LokiEarth 8 months ago
Placebo effect banging on all pistons.
Dominoes282 8 months ago
I had a potato chip that looked like Jesus. I promptly ate it.
VoidedMirror 8 months ago 2
Holy crap, I am literally scared by these religious wackos. Could it possibly get worse when I view parts 2 and 3? In that case I think I'd rather pass.
Seriously. These people are so sad I can't believe what else they are capable of in the name of "faith".
AlexDeLarge90 8 months ago
If you WANT to se Jesus or whatever in something, you usually do.
Ayanami1000 8 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller's Bullshit
@Ayanami1000 Yup, thats called pareidolia....
muusers 8 months ago
I have a water stain on my ceiling that looks like Buddha.
And another one that looks like Burt Parks.
ciaochowbella 8 months ago
The top part, I saw Baphomet. And the darker part at the bottom looked like a devil head. Hey, that's just what jumped out at me.
ShawnRavenfire 8 months ago
the pictures are symmetric because at lamination they match the patterns, the image is not natural, or atleast half of it
karandex 8 months ago
"religious nut doesn't fall far from religious nut tree "LOLZ
karandex 8 months ago
Turin shroud is hard to say its haox because its hard to fake.
karandex 8 months ago
I farted and the turd told me to go suck a dick ....is this signs of hell or just something that should have died in digestion?
BenjaminKuruga 8 months ago
And this is part of the reason religion is so tough to dispel. It is emotionally based, the people far too often rely on easily fooled senses and settle for vague shit.I feel sorry for that woman and her son.
mistereveready 8 months ago
This is one of the 100 reasons I hate religious people. They're schizophrenics.
Viktir666 8 months ago in playlist penn & teller religious bullshit
OMG 9:00 that's my professor!
Nemesis000000 9 months ago
6:45 your mind will see what it really really wants to see, whether its fact or not is irrelevant.
k0rps3gynd3r 9 months ago
i used to date a girl from Mexico years ago and her mother was religious beyond belief. she would set in her room for hours surrounded by candles praying to a huge cross on the wall and it was very off putting to be around her. she would always try to bring that shit up with everyone and it got old really fast. she was fucking creepy.
k0rps3gynd3r 9 months ago
Penn and teller are opening the eyes of the superstitious. we are lucky we have them.
fardaypu 10 months ago 2
LOL @7:22 HIS BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!
emmieshmemmie 10 months ago
Believe what ever you want see what ever you want but am certain there is such things as a talking Snake and Unicorn.
ShinWR1 10 months ago
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That video doesn't prove that much except those two clowns' lack of culture. They aren't debunkers, they are just ideologists trying to gain people to their own faith. How funny !
About the Shrine they say they are still waiting for the Vatican call back. They can wait for a life time. Some readings would be quicker though. The Roman Catholic Church *never pretended* the shrine is real.
They also shoot and make easy fun of witnesses selected on purpose...
What's the name of that show again?
MrEdnobi 11 months ago
looks like a vagina...
nhonho23 11 months ago
I see a Dragon-ball Z energy orb on that door lol 7:23
Sugardaddy501 1 year ago
"It looks more like the Batman logo to me." LOLZ
kamdan2011 1 year ago
later on, the women saw a side way face of moses on her mechanical dildo pump
SNESosT 1 year ago
@SNESosT and he gave her a burning bush!!
arkie74 11 months ago
hmm, seems the parents are always the more religious nuts, till you meet the grandparants
SNESosT 1 year ago
the thing with the colors and painting things in the intro. what is that thing called?
Moongoose86 1 year ago
since when do physical carved layerings have to do with jesus's physical features?
mansionsofsaints584 1 year ago
every other show, im really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but BULLSHIT! is one of the greatest TV shows OF ALL TIME!
clayrocks3 1 year ago
For the record I am an atheist.So if you think the shroud of turin is indeed related to the biblical jesus then you are screwed.In the Bible it says it is sin for men to have long hair.This guy has long hair and if he is jesus he supposedly sinned?Furthermore (somewhere) in the bible it is said that jesus,after his death,was covered by 3 pieces of cloth not just one.Even if you think it is the real jesus here it looks silly...
denispkpk 1 year ago
7:40
Oh. FUCK. NO.
Geeggghhh..
GreenGearMood 1 year ago
The face in the door looks a bit like a horse.
That proves it!
Jesu is a horse?
2camjohn 1 year ago 32
@2camjohn maybe it's that jesus owns a horse?
FSMGauss 1 year ago 21
@FSMGauss white horse
nactan 1 year ago
@FSMGauss or the black one?
nactan 1 year ago
@FSMGauss
Mr. Ed is the true messiah of our time.
mrbobmanbob 10 months ago
@FSMGauss Oh god Jesus Is a troll!
ImperialTrekkie237 8 months ago
@FSMGauss maby the horse own jesus o_O
hioeo 4 months ago in playlist P&T
@2camjohn Well he was born in a stable.
CaptainPirateMonkey 1 year ago
@2camjohn looks more like the cover of john lennon's "imagine". HOLY SHIT!!! ITS JOHN LENNON!!!
arkie74 11 months ago
@2camjohn Actually, looks like a schematic view of a vagina. Therefore, Jesus is a pussy.
DooGie17 10 months ago
@2camjohn No no no, man was made in Gods image and we know man evolved from the same ancestor as monkeys, thus God must be Donkey Kong, but it's well known that a Donkey is very similar to a horse. This is irrefutable proof of God being a giant barrel throwing monkey, pwning his sinners and rewarding those that can climb the levels of life with a princess.
DarkBunnyLord 6 months ago
@2camjohn Could be a donky, jesus rode in on an ass ;D
Dracofangstudios 5 months ago
@Dracofangstudios
Oh that kind of ass. I always figured he rode one of his apostle's ass... Wow, that explain the upset Christians when I suggest Jesus was gay...
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 5 months ago
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH LOL
Dracofangstudios 5 months ago
*sigh* If you look at any randomly shaded object [wood, charred objects] as well as things like clouds, smoke and fire, you'll see a "face" or two. You see it because your eyes scout it out, it's science, we look for things that look familiar. When I take a shit and look down at the cheap linoleum in my bathroom, I can see at least three faces. This woman is clearly a dumbass.
Alf90100 1 year ago 2
@Andjealous second, the carbon dating tests were performed on fibers taken from the cloth in the early 90s, and were tested to be only 800 yrs old. BUT in 2002, a (jewish) scientist discovered that the fibers were taken from a 9th century 'reweave' section done by french nuns to restore some of the damage from the fire when it was under portuguese templar control. also, they thing was in a fire. fire degrades carbon and obscures the dating tests. i googled and did a simple search. its all there
guineapiggyman 1 year ago
@guineapiggyman I think we are going around in circles. In my original reply I said that I would grant for the argument that all the premises are true. I then asked how you came to your conclusion and by that meant to imply how this leads to the belief in a god or what it tells you about them. I asked this because even if this shroud is real ( the imprint of a crucified man) I don't accept it as proof of any other claim. This is what I am interested in and why I originally asked.
Andjealous 1 year ago
@Andjealous but if the shroud is real, then it inherently proves one of my 3 hypotheses. what part arent u getting? how else would it have been made. man didnt have nuclear energy back then. aliens might have. a supernatural source is proof of somethiing more. so if it is real, then it proves on e of those
guineapiggyman 1 year ago
@guineapiggyman please let me know how you think it was produced
guineapiggyman 1 year ago
the funny thing is, it was JEWISH guy who proved that the original shroud tests were tainted (the fibers tested, were taken from a 'recover', done in the 1200's by french nuns to repair damage sustained in the fire when it was uder the templars control in portugal) DO YOUR HOMEWORK! (im not a christian)
guineapiggyman 1 year ago
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My Mom once claimed that the Face of Jesus appeared to her in the Shower Curtain...
YourGodsAreImaginary 1 year ago
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YourGodsAreImaginary 1 year ago
I laughed so hard when she said the knots on the door were Jesus' eyes
DarenHD 1 year ago
Leonardo Da Vinci sent me a message. There was something like the Nona Lisa in the toilet this morning.
Thoughtland 1 year ago
Antonio (Matilda's son) is FINE!! Yummm....Too bad he's such a f-ing nutcase.
SavoyTruffle78 1 year ago
Antonio (Matilda's son) is FINE!! Yummm....Too bad he's such a f-ing nutcase.
SavoyTruffle78 1 year ago
man, everybody who bitches religion at me, and then lose the arguement, and so they say 'your just an arrogant atheist", and i say, why not be arrogant, when you will always be right on these situations, no matter what!
cole3454657 1 year ago
My grandmother is a Puerto Rican religious nut too, albeit Baptist, so I'm getting a kick.
sokokokokoko 1 year ago
hes wrong. they never proved that the shroud was fake. it was in a fire, which degrades carbon 14 levels, making it appear younger, etc etc. if anyones interested, i have all the facts on the shroud that are up to date as of now. just ask me if ur interested
guineapiggyman 1 year ago
@guineapiggyman Okay, then let's assume it is 100% real. How does that prove anything about Jesus being god?
Andjealous 1 year ago
@Andjealous well, since it was produced 2000 years ago, and has radiation imprinting, im guessing whoever made it was either an alien, had nuclear machinery, or was god. pick one. ;)
guineapiggyman 1 year ago
@guineapiggyman Okay, again let's assume all of this is true. How then do you get that it must either have been made by aliens or a god or special machinery?
Andjealous 1 year ago
@Andjealous ummm, did u even read what i wrote?
let me put it to u this way....
how did they produce radiation imprinting 2000 years ago? (or even 800 years ago?)
im anxious to see you answer...
guineapiggyman 1 year ago
@guineapiggyman First, I haven't been able to validate your claims online. The only radiation imprinting reference I can find is a very vague article from World Net Daily. Second, radiation is a common and natural occurrence. Third, the testing of the shroud is well short of the 2000 year old mark.But putting all that aside I have still not heard how you go from, "This cloth has the imprint of a man on it, therefore aliens, special machinery or god has done this."
Andjealous 1 year ago
@Andjealous learning disability, eh?...
i didnt say that because it has the image on it, then its a god or machine or alien. i said because that image is a radiation burn, what else could make that? and that type of radiation is not natural occerence. beta radiation is natural, that was alpha radiation (im not gonna explain the difference, cuz it would just confuse u more).
guineapiggyman 1 year ago
@guineapiggyman Argument from ignorance dude, look it up. This is what Andjealous was trying to point out to you. How does not knowing equate to YOUR wild ideas must be right? It doesn't. Sadly, it seems the learning disability is yours, and I bet you don't even know it..
PlanetOfTheMonkeys 1 year ago
This show should be AT LEAST 50 minutes long.
30 minutes is not enough!
German1184 1 year ago
I was eating some pasta and I swear I saw the flying spaghetti monster.
kcdummy 1 year ago 67
@kcdummy most clever comment ever! wow nice!
guineapiggyman 1 year ago
@kcdummy omg lol spaghetti monster that brings back memories
rosedf1485 1 year ago
oh lord!..are you kidding me. I come from my hispanic background and i am so sick of this shit lol
rosedf1485 1 year ago
YOU TO? DAM, I THOUGHT I WAS THE CHOSEN PROPHET!
Ryagful 9 months ago
@Ryagful
Well, next month it's definately MY turn dammit!!!
jerico641 8 months ago
@jerico641 Jerico641 was eager to pick up the soap and win the admiration of the other inmates.
RadarGuidedVermin 8 months ago
@kcdummy pay homage to his noodly fucking appendage....or die!!!
dondopa 6 months ago
There is no santa... there is no jesus... We are the gods... we formed from bits of the "ether"... we can effect our reality.... we can destroy sodom and gommorah 10X over. We fly faster than Allah on his magical horse... Part the Red Sea? We stopped the Great Falls!! We wrote the Consititution... a document wholely richer than the bible. We have peered into the depths of space and through the smallest objects... I have never seen a diety... how do we know WE arent the gods?
ORACLE063 1 year ago 2
Oh lord I have those knots in my door aswell. Buddha is trying to tell me something.
ABEJOHNDERDANSER 1 year ago 23
@ABEJOHNDERDANSER
*aqua buddha
FSMGauss 1 year ago 11
That picture of the blonde Jesus in the Hispanic woman's house - is there a name for that? As a child, I'd always seen dark-haired portrayals of Jesus (you know, because he was JUDEAN), but I've seen that particular portrait frequently as an adult when people are making fun of a "blonde Jesus."
IoEstasCedonta 1 year ago
*twitch*
MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs
I am weak.
PlagueEleven 1 year ago
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PlagueEleven 1 year ago
5:30 -- formerly known as Colonel Sanders - founder of KFC?
BladesOfMunch 1 year ago
The lady and her son are so ignorant, so are the people who believe those are gods eyes . Those are the knots of wood not a miracle.
morten1985love 1 year ago
The only thing keeping christians alive is that average people believe whatever they were raised on. They never dare question their religion for fear of hell, or they just never think for themselves about religion. I regard religion as a kind of average ignorance. Rather than try to reason and use logic, people strengthen themselves in their false beliefs.
blazejames47 1 year ago
Lady, those are what we call knots, they are quite commonly formed in wood, GET OVER IT!!
rofl...
Ayanami1000 1 year ago