Shark vs Octopus

[mydadisangry]

that is one bad ass bitch

[Durnterner]

'Try and mess with me punks this is my tank bitches try to stop me, you can't I go where i plea- HURGGGGGGGH!'

[TheKillerJonas]

beby shark omg

[NDoraku]

an orca would eat both of them

[mozzyeleven]

wow! I thought the shark was going 2 eat the octopus. I was wrong!

[sfrance783]

humana man guro ni nge

[Onslaught808]

@ 1:34, one of them makes a strange noise...

[gewizz2]

that shark should have been born a pussy.

[soURfunnyYOUthink]

progressive inssurance brought me here 

[rbaarbosa]

shark noob

[JKid67]

I kinda feel sorry for the shark...

[MrCshanley]

thumbs up if weird things brought you here!

[MarkMuses]

I would have lost my bet on this.

[BobBurnnquist]

TENATACLE RAPE! I WAS THINKING IT THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!

[aiss1997]

they just wan hav ***

[drizzt102]

WIN!!!

[Cobra1297]

damn! that shark just got pwned!!

[Mazer2721]

Call me when they film a giant squid fighting a sperm whale.

[PaxEmpyrean]

Grapple rules are busted.

[Magrar]

...and then the two merged and created SHARKTOPUS!

[noob1n8or]

DAYUM NATURE! YOU SCARY!

[robertomolinaras]

Shark passing by...Octopus GLOMP!

[RedTygerRT]

Damn Nature! You scary!

[qwopiretyu]

Release the Kraken!

[thelightsareglass0]

this is absolutely terrifying

[mikethe4th]

wait this had nothing to do with the kraken

[ParkerXD]

@mikethe4th shows that octopus' (octopi?) hunted large carnivores like that kraken fossil suggested, just this on a bigger scale :)

[pieoverlord]

No, I'm pretty sure the meaning of "top predator" is still the same.

[BOYVIRGO666]

The issue here is sharks are fairly dumb and unevolved while octopi are damn smart and strong.

[brieoncrackers]

They were actually kind of right... It was totally safe! The sharks just weren't.

[Maxcom12]

Octopuses are really fucking smart, one of the smartest animals in the ocean. Definitely top of the food chain there.

[Valagetti]

the escapist brought me here!

[nachox392]

@Valagetti Me too!!



[slyywiskers]

@Valagetti Same! hehe

[MengerinkAG]

@Valagetti Me too, seems to have been a real kraken in the cretaceous

[bloxia]

@Valagetti

me too ^^

[huzen133]

@Valagetti escapist brought me here too!

[U537nam3]

NOM

[alphab72]

I have seen enough hentai to know where this is going....

[LegendaryMythril]

@alphab72 sharktopus?

[xXnXnXnXx]

@alphab72 I've seen that comment enough times to know that it's not originally yours.

[ChibiGeeBee]

Makes sense to me- imagine having a chunk of your arm the size of a peach pit getting ripped out of you. Every bite that octopus gives is like that.

[nitbot]

Almost as good as Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

[Phuket11011]

@smirl83 With it's beak. It's around the size of a quarter.

[xGutturaLoungex]

Hugged to death.

[XxitachixXZZ]

Its only a little shark is not fair if it was a fully grown shark the octopus would have to run for his life.

[SerrisFerill]

@XxitachixXZZ more then one kind of shark mate, not all of them great whites.

[superwillblake]

i thout the octopus would lose but im not always right

[ScorpioBlazer21]

dude it's only a 4 foot shark, the oct would get it's ass kick if the shark was fully grown

[PuppetMask]

I don't know why but I was kind of expecting a rick roll here...

[Kaneda2Tsushin]

meh if these two were had mega or giant in their names id b more interested

[cr4zyk1ds]

nobody called MIA.

[sarazanegror]

mercado libre

[X3xCaNnEdSaMx3X]

WIN!

[Uccellowade]

Octopus.: Does this smell like chloroform to you?

[michellelopez32]

go shark and not octop

[michellelopez32]

go shark

[notbobby125]

Well, techincally they weren't tragically wrong...

They were tragically RIGHT.

[SVTshock]

octopus is descasting

[OmnomTheDevourer]

Why is Twilight in the related videos?

[chicoramero]

Red Wings > Sharks

[sweex08]

What Kind Of Shark Is This?

[sickweirdo]

1:05 transformers sound effect

Yep, were fucked

[pimpcat98]

@sickweirdo lol i hear it

[mangekyuuser]

pussy cloths!

[steve29112]

when the octopus was towing the shark to its cave was it dead, tired or couldnt move

[ZoroarkFan1997]

Octopus are damn Breave

[Skycrusher]

@flymanwebster This isn't a video game. THIS...IS.....NEY-CHUR

[anfixx]

yummy

[DarkGuitarHero]

look at that octopus he was all OMNOMNOMNOMin' it up

[bumbleinthenight]

tha was awesome!

[Time4TruthDOTorg]

Isn't this murder? I would give it life with no chance of parol. Ever.

[HarrisinaHawk]

cerial octopus!!!!

[feedback5010]

ninja octopus

[eddymath98]

1:31  you hear a monkey!!!!!

[Lizard15Cp]

WHOA!! OCTOPUS WON THAT FOR SURE

[hayitsscott]

Retard octopus

[ssonic116]

@hayitsscott actually octopus are the smartest mollusks.

[animepyro101]

I'm not surprised that happened >> Octopuses are vicious, they have strong camo to obviously use to catch their prey >>

[locologo5101]

thumbs if dan brown sent you here!

[chadloz]

the shark was like "fuck you ocotpus! i fucked your mom" the octopus got pissed off and ate him!

[AaronPCZ1]

Der arme Hai!

[WhenGirlsBecomeMan]

Wow that's Impressive.I love the sea all im saying.

Now the rapists get raped themselves huhh !

[stevensw]

its just a spiny dogfish, they're harmless if you don't touch their spines, nothing more than pests

[racefan32]

@stevensw That they are I know fishermen who when they catch a dog fish tip up their `kicker`engine put it in reverse and drop the dogfish through the prop.

Also did you know that dogfish is used in Fish and chip in some places.

[stevensw]

@racefan32 I would strongly advise against killing them. Pests or no, they are a valuable part of the ecosystem.

[racefan32]

@stevensw Then its a good thing I don't fish.

[dvanhaut146]

not a niece way to go.

[barbarotico]

I always knew that the octopus devour a shark of the same length because the octopus have tentacles that trap and immobilize the shark. The octopus end biting and smothering the shark.

[MonstahhB]

Don't fuck with Squidward.

[lylyeoh]

Much better narration than the newer (May 18 2007) annoying one.

[blackMasoon]

O.o WTF?!

[zehel15]

And that is why the sharktopus is the perfect killing machine .

[RavienCoromana]

Megashark vs. Giant Octopus? No, they're just OH GOD WHAT THE @#*% AM I WATCHING?

[Twighlight21fan]

shark fail moment

[jwhoff619]

no shit the octopussy would win,

IT HAS LIMBS!!!!

[musclepunched]

skip ads by refreshing

[TheBanaphsh]

holy crap

[RS22s]

that's one huge ass octopus

[kylerogers123]

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THUMPS UP

[anjet148]

i bet a Great White well win

[kylerogers123]

@anjet148 its will not well

[Tayler1352]

omg frikin epic

[TheGameGuru1000]

2:22

A shark is an invertebrate too retard!

[SkinnyMan95]

@TheGameGuru1000 your wrong, sharks ARE vertebrates.

[TheGameGuru1000]

@SkinnyMan95 But sharks don't have any bones... They are purely cartilage.

[SkinnyMan95]

@TheGameGuru1000 The definition of a vertebrate is an animal that has a spinal cord. It does not mention anything about its composition. Sharks have a spinal cord. True, a cartilage spinal cord, but a spinal cord nonetheless, and therefore a vertebrate.

[TheGameGuru1000]

@SkinnyMan95 Ah... Makes sense now. I thought vertibrate implied a boney spinal collumn. My mistake.

[SkinnyMan95]

@TheGameGuru1000 Well we all make mistakes.Don't sweat it.

[chernobleman]

@TheGameGuru1000 Except for their jaws :D

[PokeZelda6664]

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[Ulysses1107]

Sharpedo vs Octillery :D

[resemblesbeauty]

damn! octopus kills the shark dayum tht shark is week i wuda bittin the hell outta tht octopus lol

[metallica727]

the octopus is a good wrastler!

[thisishiphop101]

@metallica727 but we found all his gay porn on his ipod so he had to leave the aquarium

[Prophet12349]

wait sharks have the ability to sense the electrical fields that radiate off of all living things(its part of their 8 senses)

He should have seen that coming.

[CRod7993]

I'd like to see that octopus do that to a fuckin' megalodon!

[alausinr]

eso no es un tiburon es una mini tiburon

[DaGamer916]

Octopus = ninja of the sea

[darkkunoichininja]

dayumm nature you scary!! D:

[streets05]

its a punk shark tho, show me one eatin a great white

[MisterShodex]

"Kinda gives new meaning to top predator."

Not really, the great white is still the top predator. The South Pacific Pansy Shark was never considered dangerous.

[HxCdancingisforfags]

fuck yes ive been trying to tell my friend for weeks that sharks lose to octapus =) thx youtube

[xinzhong1231]

shark lose!



[iEatQueso]

Blahblahblah. Lets face it. Same size octopus VS same size shark...Octopus. Not biased, and octopuses are smarter too.

[DutchVanSaxon]

Funny how people here are getting defensive about the shark losing. Waa waa, not a bull shark, waa waa, not a great white.

[VicVaselino1]

They actually mated during this encounter. And thus, the Sharktopus was born!

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[inthebutte]

ya.. i'd like to see it kill a great white. lol mofo wud get POWNED

[electricbayonet2]

@shakeri84 Three words: Oceanic Whitetip Shark. They have more human kills to their name than any other sharks on Earth combined.

Bull sharks are insanely aggressive, yes, but the White-Tip is *insane*. It moves at a ridiculously slow pace in open water, and when it finds something that it even *thinks* can qualify as food, it will attack, kill, and eat it.

Worse? They tend to swarm. When the USS Indianapolis was sunk, of the 1,200 man crew, 300 were left after whitetips started a frenzy.

[electricbayonet2]

Wait a mi..."three to four foot sharks"? Are you kidding? What kind of joke of a shark are they trying to pass off as dangerous here? The Southern Pacific Pansy Shark?

[kelvynyeang]

ah... shark was only level 3. Octopus already at level 7 with ulti. they let the ocotopus farm too much ina seperate tank while all teh sharks were sharing xp.

[CueCappa]

@kelvynyeang lol

[kizzelproducts]

@kelvynyeang fucking nerd

[davegrohl820]

@kizzelproducts its called a joke you cunt

[greenwrestler1]

@kelvynyeang you are addicted to video games xD

[rashiedhozuki123]

@shakeri84 okay put thAT bull shark vs a giant squid



[Vampirelover8001]

That was crap

[Wastelok002]

@shakeri84, of course it would. That's an animal that's several levels above it on the food chain.

[pimpinelephant]

Damn nature! You scary!

[uwillcatchme]

Ha ha ha, what a laugh, a 4ft shark, LOL!!! My dog would eat it too, lets try something like the fiercely aggressive Mako shark or how about a 12m (39ft) white pointer…..shredded big time.

Yeahhhhhh mate!!!

[uwillcatchme]

Ha ha ha, what a laugh, a 4ft shark, LOL!!! My dog would eat it too, lets try something like the fiercely aggressive Mako shark or how about a 12m (39ft) white pointer…..shredded big time.

Yeahhhhhh mate!!!

[jfaslkdjflk]

@darklightoverrule, go back to school dude. those are tentacles and they do have suction cups on them. The giant squid actually has teeth like bone in their suction cups to take down their prey

[EntrailedDeath]

Put a great white in with it then see what happens :)

[zach5101001]

NINJA OCTOPUS!



[TheXxxMABRAxxx]

i love octopuses

[reapervampire]

This title isn't very fitting. It should be, Octopus Owns Shark .

[L0LUG0T0WN3D]

lol like that octopus won the fight nice....

[TheWaferbaby]

thumbs up if dan brown sent u ere

[Richyhello]

I can't decide weather it would be cool or not to be killed by an octopus.

[LadyMoodz]

fak tat elefant

[lilylouise98]

epic

[thehafiz501]

waa masub aku ah kugita yaun makisug sia

[ashwintorke]

i thought for sure it was just going to cut to a scene from mega shark vs. giant octopus

[pede5000]

Damn... Thats just plain crazy! O_o

[TalikaCorp]

I do not want to meet Octopus !

[amandinafille]

c degeulasse

[sk8erboi68]

never asssume somthin it makes an ass out of you and me ASSu=youme=me

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

Oh, shit

[Yuramasaki]

wtf owned by octopus Ö_ö

[cutegiraffeboy]

pwnt

[RenegadeXavier]

Just goes to show, that shark ain't got no pancake mix!

[multiplayer238]

RAPE!!!!!!

[acmc117]

nom nom nom said the octopus

[masterjhon67]

haha sure did the shark got raped

[johnoXdamage]

fuck you nature

[narutoninetails12]

shark just got pwnd

[mrshllknight]

OH NO! D: SAVE THE SHARKY!

[AZKHF]

@mrshllknight, It's dead by now. Sorry. D:

[LesterDragon]

lol the shark didn't even do anything

[OMGItsJousis]

OM NOM NOM'd.

[IwasNotThereYET]

MUAHAHHAHAHAHA NEVER DOUBT THE OCTOPUS!

[sugasugaki]

Small predator gets eaten by bigger predator. Not exactly surprising.

[xcSPEARS1]

well. that's the exact OPPOSITE of what I expected to happen.

[bridgerad]



[ranrun9]

like in aqua road in maple story !

[nachtmuffel]

GOTCHA ! XD

[HubbaBubba776]

Nooo! The shark! :(