I feel you. I think it's hard to meet someone out there as a lesbian. Most of the relationships are just crappy and unhealthy. Some girls are just joke and make the homosexuality look stupid and not so serious like it was a choice or something reversal.
Yeah, you SHOULD be single for the rest of your life. Do you think YOURE all that? angry mean festering fool who sounds worse than a misogynist man. What a revolting person. PLEASE STAY SINGLE and spare anyone this vile shit that lives in you!
you are fucked in the head!!! what is your fucking problem if you want to fucking complain about how much your life sucks go talk to a god damn psychiatrist that's why they exist.
I don't know why lesbians are the biggest sources of biphobia out there. Very saddening. Very hypocritical. Like I can help my sexual orientation any more than you can.
Well, I shower every day, Like 3x a day in the summer.. I have to smell good.. Flies hate me..Mosquito's tend to love me cuz I use spray deodorant or cologne...I cant stand men.. especially ones that like to say that they are a lesbian too, that has to be my biggest pet peeve about guys... its not original or cute or funny. hair is gross, i shave everything. Dont have any pride tattoos, I dont feel the need to broadcast my sexual preference to people i care less about, i HATE shopping, If i go
That's why you date people first. It's an interactive application if you two mash.
Eh everybody gets this jaded at some point in their dating careers. But if you want something different date outside your click, social circle, w/e it is.
OMG I laughed so hard at 2:20 ...And to everyone else saying rude comments dont watch the video. She has her preferance for a woman, and I'm sure you all do to so back off
Hilarious! And to think I was pitching the idea of a dating application to my best friend years ago. Its totally necessary, along with a compatibility test.
If you are experiencing difficulty meeting women that you perceive do not meet your personal standards, then why are you pursuing them in bars?
Bisexuality is a valid sexual preference--just as valid as homo- and heterosexuality.
You list many requirements for a hypothetical partner. However, it does not seem that you offer anything in return. You appear selfish and immature in this video.
How can you get a girl with a bad attitude. Bad luck will always follow nasty animals. I guess you have a lifetime of BAD LUCK. I would tell you.....you suck... Or you blow.... But that's not up ur .... You know what I mean...
Why are the real life lesbians so nasty? Why do real life lesbians act like men and date other women who act like men? I don't get that shit. I mean if you're attracted to masculine qualities then why not just date a man??
Why can't real life lesbians be like the ones you see in the movies?
@fasteddie847 your brain is probably as small as your penis. There are women that are "like the ones in the movies" ya dipshit, trust me, Ive dated them. Your questions/statements are rediculous and close minded. The same Im sure could be said about you, why cant all men look like the ones in the movies, handsome muscular and charming? chances are you are just jealous that that "weird lesbian chick" from highschool is now getting more ass than you ever could. At least I know I am. :)
@fasteddie847 Ha Ha. You're comments made me laugh. The last time I measured my penis it was about 2" and I haven't had sex in over 10 years. The last woman I slept with told me my cock was the smallest she has ever seen. She gave me a Peter Pan complex. I'm the reason women like you turn lesbian
@fasteddie847 well masculine qualities are kinda nice in the area of identifying who would be dominate or the giver like really femme lesbians are the bottem plus men have certain things that i personly just hate then theres that penis and they usally dont pay much attention to forplay and relationships with women are based on emotional attractions
@fasteddie847 Iam a femme lesbian and I am not at all attracted to masculine woman. Does nothing for me. And i think the only reason you 'think' most lesbians are a "butch-femme" combo is because the femmine couples are less detectable. For example, everyone thinks my girlfriend and I are simply friends.
First off, it's all about people. There are some nasty hetero's too. Some hetero's act like men too, tomboys...not all tomboys are lesbians. Second of all, because even if a woman dresses like man she'll still be a woman underneath. Duh. And third of all...are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Lesbians like you see in movies?!
I can say the same thing about women in general, and be a dick, "why can't she look like Anglina Jolee"?!
BAHAHAH You rock my world! Love this....god being a lesbian is so frustrating sometimes...its not that damn difficult!! You got it right on :) Marry me?....kiddddding!
LMAO O damn alot of short terms girls do seem to have alot of emotional/issues baggage but i still luv them hope u find your match in this lifetime LOL!!!
Ugh, I had to spend like an hour in Aeropostale and almost shot myself in the face. This is such an awesome idea. From now on, anyone interested in me is going to have to do the paperwork.
Oh god I love lesbians! You are so awesome! You're seriously my new favorite channel. You have me and my friends cracking up laughing to the point that our neighbors are staring through my window. You should seriously be a comedian if you're not already one =D
O-M-G... Everything you've said in your video is NON-LESBIAN. The only thing I agree with you on, are two things, #1 Shower once or twice daily (but If the woman I was dating didn't shower after I fucked her, that would actually be more of a turn on for me in that she actually wants my juices all over her lol). #2 You're right, IF you are a lesbian, you're going to be alone for the rest of your life, "sweetie" lol. I love a gorgeous woman, thick bush, waxed..WHATEVER!
Kat.....This is Windy's Mom....Julie: You are to Damn Funny! So if I didn't no Windy's voice or what she looked like I would say it was her talking....The only thing that Windy does that you Hate is....She calls People Sweetie...LMAO Love the long term lease............
your a ass...just like me ha ha i feel yeah on some of those things but u do need to losen up some cuz ur never gonna find somebody ok peace out lilkaye1990
I am sorry, but wat can u give ppl?. Halo and hanging out with ur friends? And guys can handle going shopping, so u can too. And wats the problem with u being her 1st :s? And u didn't say anything bout personality
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this so fucking rocked my rocks....u have made my day....as if it couldnt get n e better....halo is the shit fyi and youtube i surf it all day off n on...
lol... ok this is understandable all ur saying... but i think ya might need to relax a bit. Yes u have morals and u have ur own life... who doesn't? but... pushin people away before u get to know them is never a good thing. Everyone has flaws... just a thought. Not judging at all ;)
I love you! You are my hero. This is my most favorite video of all time. I think its because you remind me of one of my best friends way back when. Love this video so much. So many things in this video I can relate to. Haha. P.s: I dated a kid with a pride tattoo and the minute I saw it I thought of this video so I dumped him cuz I know what you mean about the tattoo haha.
Not all bi's r the way u described them goshh we might like both dick and pussy...but don't assume that bi's are selfish bi curious whores; we just happen to like people regardless of gender
You really need to be ALONE, period, AMEN end of story! Or go into some lab and take all that venom you just spewd and build your perfect girlfriend!
So many issues and dramma with you, makes me want to PUKE! I'm bi and there is ZERO wrong with it SWEETIE! LMO :-) Get over it and yourself SWEETIE :-)
Go do us all a huge favor and go hide in some closet inside your crappy little apartment and stay as far away from us Now look SWEETIE, don't go away mad, just go AWAY!
Every girl i met that's a bitch and has some obvious stench of education i call lesbo on. And they are always with some other super ugly guy/girl whos equally smart but is much more of an obvious dike.
I mean, isn't the uber bitch that what separates lesbian from BI?
I'd like to know more about who you date. How do you find dates? BARS? That sucks, U need a gay friend who networks you LOL.
Being a mostly heterosexual man, and having had the same approach to dating since Bush got reelected, I gotta say .. me and lefty are quite happy together. XD
Hey, Ive been spanked on the hand with a ruler by a nun, too!! Oh, damn, I just LOVE that kinda stuff!!! Feisty nuns rule!!!
Hey, you're freaking brilliant, BTW!! Loving your vids muchly and have 5-starred, faved, subbed, etc... Hope to continue seeing vid posts from you - seriously loving your style and sense of humor!! And I'd *love* if you had a sec to say Hi to me on my channel page!!
I can't be bothered to read all 1,500 or so comments, but has anyone else mentioned the two video responses to your video. Anger Management and Animal Holocaust....what the hell kind of tags were on this video? I'm laughin my ass off at the Anger Management one
First..HATERS..she does not have issues! Second these days...women are effin crazy..so you never really know what your getting yourself into.. Im kinda a katlitter stalker!
i cant see anyone callin u sweetie now maybe big poppa !!! you dont seem like the type of person that would let somebody callem sweetie anyway...id be afraid of gettin punched in the neck!! :P and im right withu on the shoppin thing id rather be playin Halo too!!!
don't take it personal.. it's just Kat's preference. I happen to agree with her though, but that's okay.
But if you're wondering, yes, some lesbians do have an issue with bisexual women. It's the same mentality that straight women have dating a bisexual man... they think about him having been with other men and it's a little weird/gross...
But not all lesbians think the same, so continue living your life, who are we to judge
Fuck me you have issues....if you spent less time looking like a bloke you would not have to ask people to fill out application forms....I would want you to fill out a form !
@TheAssassinsWill this maybe one of favorite comments of the whole video. Grammatically correct, properly spelled, this my friends is a true hater and for that you deserve a gold star on your pee pee chart.
haha i agree with everything on there especially the personal space... i enjoy being alone once in awhile && when i c people that r dating & r attached to the hip i just feel badd for them && glad thats not me =P
i don't shave.. but then I am a man, I am am happily married..i'm too old fo you - but you are pretty and this is a very funny video.. i'm sure you don't have any trouble getting dates at all... thanks for the laugh..
lol dude ive wtched your vids for like a year and half, and people are soo dumb. obviously, you can be irritated with somethinsg, doesnt mean your a bitch in everything u do lol and even IF you were, oh well :) im a straight girl, but i looves ur lil attitude :)
I think baby is far more demeaning than sweetie.. Because baby is like.. the implications of it, that you're a small, weak, human being [hardly] with no personality who needs to be cared for.. And all they do is poop and eat and cry. I'll tolerate the term baby because it doesn't bother me enough to want to control that aspect of a relationship, but I hate it.
Finally! Someone gets it! Nice job but there is one more you should add because unfortunately this next question applies to a good 75% of the lesbian women I have been with/talked to/ associated with...unfortunately... Are you a pathological liar? Are you someone who makes themselves and others believe they are something or someone you really arent? In that case who are you really? You sure you want the girl or do you think you do because your best friend came out of the closet 10 min ago?
OMG I've never talked to anyone else who hates the word moist. You're awesome, and super funny. I agreed with about 95% of what you said. Good points :)
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AnimalHolocaust 4 days ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh my gosh. You're amazing.
HopeLivesOn009 3 weeks ago
love this.... seriously.. i dont know where you live but i believe in all the same things..... pride tattoos YUCK!
saraducky 3 weeks ago
Bahaha you are absolutely A-FUCKING-MAZING
Shelby33Sable 1 month ago
I feel you. I think it's hard to meet someone out there as a lesbian. Most of the relationships are just crappy and unhealthy. Some girls are just joke and make the homosexuality look stupid and not so serious like it was a choice or something reversal.
PressB22 1 month ago
This video is hella hilarous LOL
PressB22 1 month ago
You rock!! Nicely done!!
mac0678 2 months ago
Yeah, you SHOULD be single for the rest of your life. Do you think YOURE all that? angry mean festering fool who sounds worse than a misogynist man. What a revolting person. PLEASE STAY SINGLE and spare anyone this vile shit that lives in you!
XylphX 2 months ago
I think you have to find someone, and love. If there's something you don't like, you can tell them that you don't like, you don't have to leave
gbernard23 3 months ago
Like I'm looking for a girl who want to pee on me in the shower.
SweetJaneofGoth 3 months ago 3
"Do you require training wheels" "Do you have any pride tattoos" .. BAHAHAHA!!! omggggg
bayislove 3 months ago
you are fucked in the head!!! what is your fucking problem if you want to fucking complain about how much your life sucks go talk to a god damn psychiatrist that's why they exist.
DROPTHEWORLDist 4 months ago
All you say is SO TRUE!!! All the people that disagree with you, happens to be the ones that you're refering to on this video!!! You rock girl!
NIce eyes by the way!!!
KarmaJesuis 4 months ago 2
I don't know why lesbians are the biggest sources of biphobia out there. Very saddening. Very hypocritical. Like I can help my sexual orientation any more than you can.
StringUsername 4 months ago 3
WOW this is so true.
TOTALpopedom 5 months ago 2
THIS CHICK IS MY HERO!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!
cassius2kill 5 months ago 2
LOVE love it u are soo funny and the razor comment OMG !!!
justmelez 5 months ago
i just love it whe nshe pulls out the razor, she´s awesome
theXramoneXpistolsXP 5 months ago
girl dont know if this is serious or not, youre awesome and hilarious either way i love this video!
theXramoneXpistolsXP 5 months ago
i wnat ot say i like your video, and your so pretty. im melissa, lets chat some time and be friends
melissamakala 5 months ago
la la la im in love of you
xPrincessxBright 6 months ago
Am i the only one that keeps playing 0:46 over and over again UGHHH!!!! lol
Burleson8 7 months ago
do u know 4singles app ?
morenol1000 7 months ago
Well, I shower every day, Like 3x a day in the summer.. I have to smell good.. Flies hate me..Mosquito's tend to love me cuz I use spray deodorant or cologne...I cant stand men.. especially ones that like to say that they are a lesbian too, that has to be my biggest pet peeve about guys... its not original or cute or funny. hair is gross, i shave everything. Dont have any pride tattoos, I dont feel the need to broadcast my sexual preference to people i care less about, i HATE shopping, If i go
GinnySingsforyou 7 months ago
where's the 'punch her in the throat' button?
Jasper27654 7 months ago
Although some views were a tad shocking. THIS WAS HILARITY AT IT"S FINEST!
OhSoThaliTV 7 months ago
katlitter is awesome *-*... real actress
iPic14 8 months ago
That's why you date people first. It's an interactive application if you two mash.
Eh everybody gets this jaded at some point in their dating careers. But if you want something different date outside your click, social circle, w/e it is.
midnull 8 months ago
5:33 only thing I agreed with her on this video -_-
SheeBADx3 8 months ago
OMG I laughed so hard at 2:20 ...And to everyone else saying rude comments dont watch the video. She has her preferance for a woman, and I'm sure you all do to so back off
SuperGrad18 10 months ago
I have watched this video like 30 time today and it's only like 4:45 in the a.m....I may need rehab lol
sexpot06 10 months ago
LOL you crack me up.. u remind me of StephStance :) in the way you talk... thats a compliment ! I have a checklist also... but I already meet yours
canvasofdreams75 10 months ago
AWESOME.
mltaylor08 1 year ago
Hilarious! And to think I was pitching the idea of a dating application to my best friend years ago. Its totally necessary, along with a compatibility test.
redblack223 1 year ago
If you are experiencing difficulty meeting women that you perceive do not meet your personal standards, then why are you pursuing them in bars?
Bisexuality is a valid sexual preference--just as valid as homo- and heterosexuality.
You list many requirements for a hypothetical partner. However, it does not seem that you offer anything in return. You appear selfish and immature in this video.
M0rf3n3 1 year ago 9
@M0rf3n3 Thank you Dr. Phil.
katlitter 1 year ago 10
@katlitter LMAO !
cuteandquiet16 11 months ago
@M0rf3n3
LOL she seems pissed off. Reminds me of my straight girly friend that said the same thing about the straight dating scene lol.
midnull 8 months ago
@M0rf3n3 2hell ¬¬
iPic14 8 months ago
I loveeeeee this video!! Keep up with the F bomb!! i lovin' it!
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killerqueen8376 1 year ago
How can you get a girl with a bad attitude. Bad luck will always follow nasty animals. I guess you have a lifetime of BAD LUCK. I would tell you.....you suck... Or you blow.... But that's not up ur .... You know what I mean...
bigoxtailbone 1 year ago
i luled, fucking hard
kaniverjayz 1 year ago
I am RIGHT THERE with you, KatLitter! As a gay man, I confuse the fuck out of people for thinking these exact same things and voicing them.
ZeoStar 1 year ago
all the people who clicked 'dislike' are twats.
mufcgirl93 1 year ago
lol i absolutely loved this video. thanks for posting it.
god knows how much i hate those stupid pride tattoos, crazy bitches, and those stupid nicknames!
iaminfinite123 1 year ago
do you date porn stars katlitter LOL ;)
AnimalHolocaust 1 year ago 65
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LOL wow 54 likes HELL YEAH ! :)
LMFAO !
AnimalHolocaust 2 months ago 11
Why are the real life lesbians so nasty? Why do real life lesbians act like men and date other women who act like men? I don't get that shit. I mean if you're attracted to masculine qualities then why not just date a man??
Why can't real life lesbians be like the ones you see in the movies?
fasteddie847 1 year ago
@fasteddie847 your brain is probably as small as your penis. There are women that are "like the ones in the movies" ya dipshit, trust me, Ive dated them. Your questions/statements are rediculous and close minded. The same Im sure could be said about you, why cant all men look like the ones in the movies, handsome muscular and charming? chances are you are just jealous that that "weird lesbian chick" from highschool is now getting more ass than you ever could. At least I know I am. :)
katlitter 1 year ago 11
@fasteddie847 Ha Ha. You're comments made me laugh. The last time I measured my penis it was about 2" and I haven't had sex in over 10 years. The last woman I slept with told me my cock was the smallest she has ever seen. She gave me a Peter Pan complex. I'm the reason women like you turn lesbian
fasteddie847 1 year ago
@fasteddie847
omg LOLLLLLL !
AnimalHolocaust 1 year ago
@fasteddie847 well masculine qualities are kinda nice in the area of identifying who would be dominate or the giver like really femme lesbians are the bottem plus men have certain things that i personly just hate then theres that penis and they usally dont pay much attention to forplay and relationships with women are based on emotional attractions
xXBaconHawkTammerXx 11 months ago
@fasteddie847 Iam a femme lesbian and I am not at all attracted to masculine woman. Does nothing for me. And i think the only reason you 'think' most lesbians are a "butch-femme" combo is because the femmine couples are less detectable. For example, everyone thinks my girlfriend and I are simply friends.
EffLabels 10 months ago
@fasteddie847
First off, it's all about people. There are some nasty hetero's too. Some hetero's act like men too, tomboys...not all tomboys are lesbians. Second of all, because even if a woman dresses like man she'll still be a woman underneath. Duh. And third of all...are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Lesbians like you see in movies?!
I can say the same thing about women in general, and be a dick, "why can't she look like Anglina Jolee"?!
midnull 8 months ago
@fasteddie847 Ugh i totally agree. Do we really need to move to LA?
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nirmal48 1 year ago
Wow, that's possibly the most annoying video I've ever watched on YouTube... not sure why I watched the whole thing.
Aprinsa 1 year ago
you so made my day, you have inspired me... might make one of my own.
lbreitkreuz 1 year ago
1. every day usually
2. No training wheels :)
3. just you babe... no boys
4. I shaved today :)
5. No pets.. You're a human. :)
6. No rainbow tats
7. Were not moving in.... lol
8. Unless you like to go grocery shopping? You're not going...
9. Youtube all you want.. Me and you can halo together :)
... lol....
CheerioWeOh 1 year ago
omg. so you definately won't be single forever.
i think you're amazing. this seriously made my day. (:
i agree on pretty much everything you said.
meliibear 1 year ago
your honesty is refreshing thumbs up!!!!!
condessarte 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE YOU USED THIS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS! CARPET MUNCHER NO MORE MOTHER FUCKER!!
bcpayne4 1 year ago
BAHAHAH You rock my world! Love this....god being a lesbian is so frustrating sometimes...its not that damn difficult!! You got it right on :) Marry me?....kiddddding!
nlewis86 1 year ago
you make me laugh to much x]
2k7friends2k7 1 year ago
LMAO O damn alot of short terms girls do seem to have alot of emotional/issues baggage but i still luv them hope u find your match in this lifetime LOL!!!
wishuponastar67 1 year ago
Ugh, I had to spend like an hour in Aeropostale and almost shot myself in the face. This is such an awesome idea. From now on, anyone interested in me is going to have to do the paperwork.
Rabiteen 1 year ago
Oh god I love lesbians! You are so awesome! You're seriously my new favorite channel. You have me and my friends cracking up laughing to the point that our neighbors are staring through my window. You should seriously be a comedian if you're not already one =D
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wanker222222 1 year ago
Lol I would play Halo with you and beat you :P
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bebe7930 1 year ago
O-M-G... Everything you've said in your video is NON-LESBIAN. The only thing I agree with you on, are two things, #1 Shower once or twice daily (but If the woman I was dating didn't shower after I fucked her, that would actually be more of a turn on for me in that she actually wants my juices all over her lol). #2 You're right, IF you are a lesbian, you're going to be alone for the rest of your life, "sweetie" lol. I love a gorgeous woman, thick bush, waxed..WHATEVER!
bebe7930 1 year ago
fuck... i agree with you!
CuteChick344 1 year ago
Kat.....This is Windy's Mom....Julie: You are to Damn Funny! So if I didn't no Windy's voice or what she looked like I would say it was her talking....The only thing that Windy does that you Hate is....She calls People Sweetie...LMAO Love the long term lease............
;.)
julie6257 1 year ago
2:29 cracked me up! I didn't expect that at all! Hilarious!!
FMLFYT 1 year ago
i know your such a pumkin head
jeff09041 1 year ago
your a ass...just like me ha ha i feel yeah on some of those things but u do need to losen up some cuz ur never gonna find somebody ok peace out lilkaye1990
lilkaye1990 1 year ago
good-luck Sweety....oops
TheKatyMayShow 1 year ago
Lol, this was an amazingly hilarious video! Well said XD *likes*
CharleyBomb 1 year ago
are you really a lesbian?
joeybones4 1 year ago
I am sorry, but wat can u give ppl?. Halo and hanging out with ur friends? And guys can handle going shopping, so u can too. And wats the problem with u being her 1st :s? And u didn't say anything bout personality
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this so fucking rocked my rocks....u have made my day....as if it couldnt get n e better....halo is the shit fyi and youtube i surf it all day off n on...
hottieles69 1 year ago
this so fucking rocked my rocks....u have made my day....as if it couldnt get n e better....halo is the shit fyi and youtube i surf it all day off n on...
hottieles69 1 year ago
Ironically, straight men can relate to your point of view
omnigorn 1 year ago
Are you still single, pumpkin?
lottefoster 1 year ago
lol... ok this is understandable all ur saying... but i think ya might need to relax a bit. Yes u have morals and u have ur own life... who doesn't? but... pushin people away before u get to know them is never a good thing. Everyone has flaws... just a thought. Not judging at all ;)
luckycharmsk 1 year ago
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AnimalHolocaust 1 year ago
I love you! You are my hero. This is my most favorite video of all time. I think its because you remind me of one of my best friends way back when. Love this video so much. So many things in this video I can relate to. Haha. P.s: I dated a kid with a pride tattoo and the minute I saw it I thought of this video so I dumped him cuz I know what you mean about the tattoo haha.
Torndooooo 1 year ago
Not all bi's r the way u described them goshh we might like both dick and pussy...but don't assume that bi's are selfish bi curious whores; we just happen to like people regardless of gender
raindr0pzz 1 year ago
Lol.. this was funny, but makes total sense. I agree with everything you say. Great video
Idhitthat44 1 year ago
this is f**king great thank you for this ....
tierheimerj 1 year ago
That's fuckin awesome! You said it all... Except u left out petty drama shit, make the drama shit dry up! You rock, make more!
abigails1978 1 year ago
so many haters! Don't let them get to you Madam Katliter! :)
If only I didn't have a penis, I'd submit a application. lol
Imnotyourmary 1 year ago
Hatefull sociopathic sad crazy person.. I am very sad for you.
carcaril 1 year ago
You need some cum in your mouth at least two times per day, I ll tell you! :-D
carcaril 1 year ago
You have a serious problem you nut. :-D You´re very sad person. I was thinking about you having some problem, but now its all clear. :-D lol :-*
carcaril 1 year ago
why not get nnaked and start fucking ur ''girlfriend fuck this is shit go put it on emtacafe
MultiRunescapekid 1 year ago
what made you becoem a lesbian? I mean..guys are asshoels but hwo do you DO that?
bumblebee4me22 1 year ago
go fuck yourself sararocs! hahahahah i love this fucking shit!
frankie2ubabe 1 year ago
hahaha if you have a u-haul attached to your truck... keep on driving ... lmao
LilMiss19x 1 year ago
very funny application
LilMiss19x 1 year ago
Heh let me do it here.
1.) Once a day
2.) YES!
3.) Yes. Over it. Hated it. Never doing it again.
4.) I do not have a bush!
5.) No names. If anything baby or hun.
6.) No tattoo yet.
7.) NO! too much.
8.) No. unless you want to go in the dressing room with me. lol
9.) Oh hell yeah. Youtube is awesome. I am a gamer and I'm not controlling.
LeemaK 1 year ago
OMG this is the AMAZING!!!!! I totally agree with the WHOLE video! lmfao!!!! I LOVE that you threw Halo in there!!!
absolutely amazing video :)
jensfuri 1 year ago
I love this fucking video
Plerma25 1 year ago
Id rather be at home playing Halo. FTW you rock :)
7KC9 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha quality
Peglaar 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha quality
Peglaar 1 year ago
That was great. Very blunt.
Jayda0114 1 year ago
i like that you mention nordstrom since i only shop at the rack...nice job
AskAJanything 1 year ago
LOL! You crack me up. So true though.
Kyros 1 year ago
you crack me up! And def a looker :p
madgemarie 1 year ago
haha you are so fucking right girl!
you're cute btw! (:
SaxyAmanda 1 year ago
You really need to be ALONE, period, AMEN end of story! Or go into some lab and take all that venom you just spewd and build your perfect girlfriend!
So many issues and dramma with you, makes me want to PUKE! I'm bi and there is ZERO wrong with it SWEETIE! LMO :-) Get over it and yourself SWEETIE :-)
Go do us all a huge favor and go hide in some closet inside your crappy little apartment and stay as far away from us Now look SWEETIE, don't go away mad, just go AWAY!
imperialscot 1 year ago
Every girl i met that's a bitch and has some obvious stench of education i call lesbo on. And they are always with some other super ugly guy/girl whos equally smart but is much more of an obvious dike.
I mean, isn't the uber bitch that what separates lesbian from BI?
I'd like to know more about who you date. How do you find dates? BARS? That sucks, U need a gay friend who networks you LOL.
kenope 1 year ago
Being a mostly heterosexual man, and having had the same approach to dating since Bush got reelected, I gotta say .. me and lefty are quite happy together. XD
UnanimousDelivers 1 year ago
Hey, Ive been spanked on the hand with a ruler by a nun, too!! Oh, damn, I just LOVE that kinda stuff!!! Feisty nuns rule!!!
Hey, you're freaking brilliant, BTW!! Loving your vids muchly and have 5-starred, faved, subbed, etc... Hope to continue seeing vid posts from you - seriously loving your style and sense of humor!! And I'd *love* if you had a sec to say Hi to me on my channel page!!
me2u: 5* + fav + tweet + sub + add
~Max @ vv7
vv7 1 year ago
LOL.
Don't be fucking with my shit.
Ditch the halo.
Get COD.
Just don't be fucking with my xbox time.
EatMeImAPancake 1 year ago
ha ha lol great vid, works for str8 couples as well...x
Output9 1 year ago
I think it's gonna take you a while to get a gf if you don't have one right now. Good luck.
lovelessgray 1 year ago
have u ever made a girl smell ur cute feet before??:) hehe
uphighway101 1 year ago
lol this video still makes me laugh
so right on girl LOL
AnimalHolocaust 2 years ago
I can't be bothered to read all 1,500 or so comments, but has anyone else mentioned the two video responses to your video. Anger Management and Animal Holocaust....what the hell kind of tags were on this video? I'm laughin my ass off at the Anger Management one
roganmc 2 years ago
Well fuck katlitter, you don't say fuck enough. Fuck.
roganmc 2 years ago
You say "fuck" way to much.
sararocs 2 years ago 4
Thank you Captain Curse Word Monitor. In case you didnt get this already, I dont give a fuck. Go rescue some more potty mouths on YouTube.
katlitter 2 years ago 11
@sararocs thank you..... fankly my dear i dont give a fuck ;)
katlitter 1 year ago 4
First..HATERS..she does not have issues! Second these days...women are effin crazy..so you never really know what your getting yourself into.. Im kinda a katlitter stalker!
SuPeRdYkE7 2 years ago
RAWR!!!!!!
SuPeRdYkE7 2 years ago
i cant see anyone callin u sweetie now maybe big poppa !!! you dont seem like the type of person that would let somebody callem sweetie anyway...id be afraid of gettin punched in the neck!! :P and im right withu on the shoppin thing id rather be playin Halo too!!!
bjf2008 2 years ago
This is not necessarily a LESbian wishlist. I heard alot of this coming out of my mouth! :)
brodzowski 2 years ago
what is wrong with bi sexual people? im bi and no body seems to have a problem
SuzannahH80 2 years ago
don't take it personal.. it's just Kat's preference. I happen to agree with her though, but that's okay.
But if you're wondering, yes, some lesbians do have an issue with bisexual women. It's the same mentality that straight women have dating a bisexual man... they think about him having been with other men and it's a little weird/gross...
But not all lesbians think the same, so continue living your life, who are we to judge
bayislove 2 years ago
nag nag nag no wonder why you got any body
nigrose321 2 years ago
Fuck me you have issues....if you spent less time looking like a bloke you would not have to ask people to fill out application forms....I would want you to fill out a form !
mickyb8419 2 years ago
lol i know exactly what you mean
louisalives 2 years ago
If you bath too much it'll dry your skin and the Soap might give you skin Cancer.
steelydrwu 2 years ago
Awesome. You're hilarious. And yes, honesty is the best policy. So good on you.
CineRam 2 years ago
3 months pass and once again no new katliter videos, i need my fix of k.l. come back alls forgiven
itsbrettney 2 years ago
i just started laughing really hard. but i'm sure your pissed as hell and i'm sorry about that. but i still love you!
XKERBIS 2 years ago
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God your so fuckin annoying , sort out the
distortion on the sound or lower your voice.Fuck sake, you sound like Janice
from Friends who doesn't know when
to keep her mouth and piss flaps shut.
When will the penny drop?
You're just plain boring.Kill yourself : )
TheAssassinsWill 2 years ago
@TheAssassinsWill this maybe one of favorite comments of the whole video. Grammatically correct, properly spelled, this my friends is a true hater and for that you deserve a gold star on your pee pee chart.
DatAintRight 2 years ago
Dam it drives me crazy when the girls with amazing personality happen to be Lesbian. Anyways nice vid it was pretty fucking funny.
AddictedToMetal666 2 years ago
haha i agree with everything on there especially the personal space... i enjoy being alone once in awhile && when i c people that r dating & r attached to the hip i just feel badd for them && glad thats not me =P
xwhereamix 2 years ago
lol
u know it !
AnimalHolocaust 2 years ago
sorry but you need to see more than your wantings and needs.
Everything sounds too selfish...
Goodluck... you'll need it!
lusitanaphillys 2 years ago
lol agree with the shopping thing
MrDirtygaijin 2 years ago
you're hot, specially at 3:14.
xrepsacx 2 years ago
hahhahahh ur totally an asshole. 5 stars!! kudos to youdouche pickle this is my favorite comment on the whole vid :) props.
katlitter 2 years ago
haha glad you liked it!
And I'm a girl, if that gets me any more stars :) or another appropriate insult instead of douche.
xrepsacx 2 years ago
Amen girl!!!!! :)))
OiToy777 2 years ago
a giant dildo is the answer
wiggymole01 2 years ago
your application is a little short. you have great point but your forgetting a few questions.
1. Do you have a job, cause one might love paying for you but lets have your job be dating me?
2. Do you have a car? gas is not cheap and I am not a chauffeur?
3. Do you talk while I am watching TV?
4. Do you know the meaning of the word EFFORT, cause you have to put some in if you want to talk, just saying.
naturtle3 2 years ago 3
I don't think that you will be single for the rest of your life. I think that all of those things are justifiable.. I know exactly how you feel!
KylerJayden 2 years ago
your hott
msdontgiveashyte 2 years ago
right on girl that and shit it would be kick ass to play you sometime in halo lol
seether08 2 years ago
Amen babe... Amen. ;)
RiplyA 2 years ago
greata senza humour ...
people fuckin' believe you mean what you say - please tell us you don't !
DRUMELODY 2 years ago
I love this video I'm subscribing!
dandotcom1989 2 years ago
you strike me as a bitch.
JustCallMeSoupLad 2 years ago
I fit all of your qualifications!!! Except... I'm a guy... :(
ubychi999 2 years ago
I fit all your qualifications except one.. yay..
i don't shave.. but then I am a man, I am am happily married..i'm too old fo you - but you are pretty and this is a very funny video.. i'm sure you don't have any trouble getting dates at all... thanks for the laugh..
crimthann86 2 years ago
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Ya know, not all bisexuals are raging sluts, and secondly, maybe you'd get more dates if you weren't such an asshole.
breelax 2 years ago
a. I never said that bisexuals were sluts, perhaps that is your mind thinking about your own sexuality.
b. I have no problem getting dates. :) in fact no one that I am dating now would say that I am an asshole.
hasta luego dumbass. :)
katlitter 2 years ago
lol dude ive wtched your vids for like a year and half, and people are soo dumb. obviously, you can be irritated with somethinsg, doesnt mean your a bitch in everything u do lol and even IF you were, oh well :) im a straight girl, but i looves ur lil attitude :)
nemosgirlie 2 years ago
I think baby is far more demeaning than sweetie.. Because baby is like.. the implications of it, that you're a small, weak, human being [hardly] with no personality who needs to be cared for.. And all they do is poop and eat and cry. I'll tolerate the term baby because it doesn't bother me enough to want to control that aspect of a relationship, but I hate it.
ChannelCassie 2 years ago 4
damn my dumbass posted under the wrong name...oh well $h!+ happens... good job on the video
Khia
Makero 2 years ago
Finally! Someone gets it! Nice job but there is one more you should add because unfortunately this next question applies to a good 75% of the lesbian women I have been with/talked to/ associated with...unfortunately... Are you a pathological liar? Are you someone who makes themselves and others believe they are something or someone you really arent? In that case who are you really? You sure you want the girl or do you think you do because your best friend came out of the closet 10 min ago?
Makero 2 years ago
heh....I think I'm going to print some of these out before heading out tonight
but with a few additions
1. Are you going to start asking me to address you as Larry or Frank, so some other male name in bed?..umm..not happening
2. Is your ex insane and going to show up at my door with an axe?..ahh
WiiildD 2 years ago
the word i can't stand is "preggo" as in a pregnant woman. it actually makes me shiver if i hear it.
ivebeenused6 2 years ago
I FUCKING LOOOOOVE HALO!!!! gakkkk
katelynnalexander 2 years ago
wo0oh, SPEAK LADY!! love it <3
katelynnalexander 2 years ago
OMG I've never talked to anyone else who hates the word moist. You're awesome, and super funny. I agreed with about 95% of what you said. Good points :)
timetochange89 2 years ago
u r so hot please make more video
SpicyHam 2 years ago
Good speech sweetie :-D
THELIPMAN416 2 years ago