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  • HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh my gosh. You're amazing.

  • love this.... seriously.. i dont know where you live but i believe in all the same things..... pride tattoos YUCK!

  • Bahaha you are absolutely A-FUCKING-MAZING

  • I feel you. I think it's hard to meet someone out there as a lesbian. Most of the relationships are just crappy and unhealthy. Some girls are just joke and make the homosexuality look stupid and not so serious like it was a choice or something reversal.

  • This video is hella hilarous LOL

  • You rock!!  Nicely done!!

  • Yeah, you SHOULD be single for the rest of your life. Do you think YOURE all that? angry mean festering fool who sounds worse than a misogynist man. What a revolting person. PLEASE STAY SINGLE and spare anyone this vile shit that lives in you!

  • I think you have to find someone, and love. If there's something you don't like, you can tell them that you don't like, you don't have to leave

  • Like I'm looking for a girl who want to pee on me in the shower.

  • "Do you require training wheels" "Do you have any pride tattoos" .. BAHAHAHA!!! omggggg

  • you are fucked in the head!!! what is your fucking problem if you want to fucking complain about how much your life sucks go talk to a god damn psychiatrist that's why they exist.

  • All you say is SO TRUE!!! All the people that disagree with you, happens to be the ones that you're refering to on this video!!! You rock girl!

    NIce eyes by the way!!!

  • I don't know why lesbians are the biggest sources of biphobia out there. Very saddening. Very hypocritical. Like I can help my sexual orientation any more than you can.

  • WOW this is so true.

  • THIS CHICK IS MY HERO!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!

  • LOVE love it u are soo funny and the razor comment OMG !!!

  • i just love it whe nshe pulls out the razor, she´s awesome

  • girl dont know if this is serious or not, youre awesome and hilarious either way i love this video!

  • i wnat ot say i like your video, and your so pretty. im melissa, lets chat some time and be friends

  • la la la im in love of you

  • Am i the only one that keeps playing 0:46 over and over again UGHHH!!!! lol

  • do u know 4singles app ?

  • Well, I shower every day, Like 3x a day in the summer.. I have to smell good.. Flies hate me..Mosquito's tend to love me cuz I use spray deodorant or cologne...I cant stand men.. especially ones that like to say that they are a lesbian too, that has to be my biggest pet peeve about guys... its not original or cute or funny. hair is gross, i shave everything. Dont have any pride tattoos, I dont feel the need to broadcast my sexual preference to people i care less about, i HATE shopping, If i go

  • where's the 'punch her in the throat' button?

  • Although some views were a tad shocking. THIS WAS HILARITY AT IT"S FINEST!

  • katlitter is awesome *-*... real actress

  • That's why you date people first. It's an interactive application if you two mash.

    Eh everybody gets this jaded at some point in their dating careers. But if you want something different date outside your click, social circle, w/e it is.

  • 5:33 only thing I agreed with her on this video -_-

  • OMG I laughed so hard at 2:20 ...And to everyone else saying rude comments dont watch the video. She has her preferance for a woman, and I'm sure you all do to so back off

  • I have watched this video like 30 time today and it's only like 4:45 in the a.m....I may need rehab lol

  • LOL you crack me up.. u remind me of StephStance :) in the way you talk... thats a compliment ! I have a checklist also... but I already meet yours

  • AWESOME.

  • Hilarious! And to think I was pitching the idea of a dating application to my best friend years ago. Its totally necessary, along with a compatibility test.

  • If you are experiencing difficulty meeting women that you perceive do not meet your personal standards, then why are you pursuing them in bars?

    Bisexuality is a valid sexual preference--just as valid as homo- and heterosexuality.

    You list many requirements for a hypothetical partner. However, it does not seem that you offer anything in return. You appear selfish and immature in this video.

  • @M0rf3n3 Thank you Dr. Phil.

  • @katlitter LMAO !

  • @M0rf3n3

    LOL she seems pissed off. Reminds me of my straight girly friend that said the same thing about the straight dating scene lol.

  • @M0rf3n3 2hell ¬¬

  • I loveeeeee this video!! Keep up with the F bomb!! i lovin' it!

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  • How can you get a girl with a bad attitude. Bad luck will always follow nasty animals. I guess you have a lifetime of BAD LUCK. I would tell you.....you suck... Or you blow.... But that's not up ur .... You know what I mean...

  • i luled, fucking hard

  • I am RIGHT THERE with you, KatLitter! As a gay man, I confuse the fuck out of people for thinking these exact same things and voicing them.

  • all the people who clicked 'dislike' are twats.

  • lol i absolutely loved this video. thanks for posting it.

    god knows how much i hate those stupid pride tattoos, crazy bitches, and those stupid nicknames!

  • do you date porn stars katlitter LOL ;)

  • @AnimalHolocaust

    LOL wow 54 likes  HELL YEAH ! :)

    LMFAO !

  • Why are the real life lesbians so nasty? Why do real life lesbians act like men and date other women who act like men? I don't get that shit. I mean if you're attracted to masculine qualities then why not just date a man??

    Why can't real life lesbians be like the ones you see in the movies?

  • @fasteddie847 your brain is probably as small as your penis. There are women that are "like the ones in the movies" ya dipshit, trust me, Ive dated them. Your questions/statements are rediculous and close minded. The same Im sure could be said about you, why cant all men look like the ones in the movies, handsome muscular and charming? chances are you are just jealous that that "weird lesbian chick" from highschool is now getting more ass than you ever could. At least I know I am. :)

  • @fasteddie847 Ha Ha. You're comments made me laugh. The last time I measured my penis it was about 2" and I haven't had sex in over 10 years. The last woman I slept with told me my cock was the smallest she has ever seen. She gave me a Peter Pan complex. I'm the reason women like you turn lesbian

  • @fasteddie847

    omg LOLLLLLL !

  • @fasteddie847 well masculine qualities are kinda nice in the area of identifying who would be dominate or the giver like really femme lesbians are the bottem plus men have certain things that i personly just hate then theres that penis and they usally dont pay much attention to forplay and relationships with women are based on emotional attractions

  • @fasteddie847 Iam a femme lesbian and I am not at all attracted to masculine woman. Does nothing for me. And i think the only reason you 'think' most lesbians are a "butch-femme" combo is because the femmine couples are less detectable. For example, everyone thinks my girlfriend and I are simply friends.

  • @fasteddie847

    First off, it's all about people. There are some nasty hetero's too. Some hetero's act like men too, tomboys...not all tomboys are lesbians. Second of all, because even if a woman dresses like man she'll still be a woman underneath. Duh. And third of all...are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Lesbians like you see in movies?!

    I can say the same thing about women in general, and be a dick, "why can't she look like Anglina Jolee"?!

  • @fasteddie847 Ugh i totally agree. Do we really need to move to LA?

  • Hahah genius!

  • Lean how to date a Asian women lushfmlk.info

  • Your video made me laugh so much!

  • pfffffff dombass...

  • Wow, that's possibly the most annoying video I've ever watched on YouTube... not sure why I watched the whole thing.

  • you so made my day, you have inspired me... might make one of my own.

  • 1. every day usually

    2. No training wheels :)

    3. just you babe... no boys

    4. I shaved today :)

    5. No pets.. You're a human. :)

    6. No rainbow tats

    7. Were not moving in.... lol

    8. Unless you like to go grocery shopping? You're not going...

    9. Youtube all you want.. Me and you can halo together :)

    ... lol....

  • omg. so you definately won't be single forever.

    i think you're amazing. this seriously made my day. (:

    i agree on pretty much everything you said.

  • your honesty is refreshing thumbs up!!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE YOU USED THIS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS! CARPET MUNCHER NO MORE MOTHER FUCKER!!

  • BAHAHAH You rock my world! Love this....god being a lesbian is so frustrating sometimes...its not that damn difficult!! You got it right on :) Marry me?....kiddddding!

  • you make me laugh to much x]

  • LMAO O damn alot of short terms girls do seem to have alot of emotional/issues baggage but i still luv them hope u find your match in this lifetime LOL!!!

  • Ugh, I had to spend like an hour in Aeropostale and almost shot myself in the face. This is such an awesome idea. From now on, anyone interested in me is going to have to do the paperwork.

  • Oh god I love lesbians! You are so awesome! You're seriously my new favorite channel. You have me and my friends cracking up laughing to the point that our neighbors are staring through my window. You should seriously be a comedian if you're not already one =D

  • Lol I would play Halo with you and beat you :P

  • MOIST

  • O-M-G... Everything you've said in your video is NON-LESBIAN. The only thing I agree with you on, are two things, #1 Shower once or twice daily (but If the woman I was dating didn't shower after I fucked her, that would actually be more of a turn on for me in that she actually wants my juices all over her lol). #2 You're right, IF you are a lesbian, you're going to be alone for the rest of your life, "sweetie" lol. I love a gorgeous woman, thick bush, waxed..WHATEVER!

  • fuck... i agree with you!

  • Kat.....This is Windy's Mom....Julie: You are to Damn Funny! So if I didn't no Windy's voice or what she looked like I would say it was her talking....The only thing that Windy does that you Hate is....She calls People Sweetie...LMAO Love the long term lease............

    ;.)

  • 2:29 cracked me up! I didn't expect that at all! Hilarious!!

  • i know your such a pumkin head

  • your a ass...just like me ha ha i feel yeah on some of those things but u do need to losen up some cuz ur never gonna find somebody ok peace out lilkaye1990

  • good-luck Sweety....oops

  • Lol, this was an amazingly hilarious video! Well said XD *likes*

  • are you really a lesbian?

  • I am sorry, but wat can u give ppl?. Halo and hanging out with ur friends? And guys can handle going shopping, so u can too. And wats the problem with u being her 1st :s? And u didn't say anything bout personality

  • this so fucking rocked my rocks....u have made my day....as if it couldnt get n e better....halo is the shit fyi and youtube i surf it all day off n on...

  • Ironically, straight men can relate to your point of view

  • Are you still single, pumpkin?

  • lol... ok this is understandable all ur saying... but i think ya might need to relax a bit. Yes u have morals and u have ur own life... who doesn't? but... pushin people away before u get to know them is never a good thing. Everyone has flaws... just a thought. Not judging at all ;)

  • lesbians go to pinksofa dawt calm

  • I love you! You are my hero. This is my most favorite video of all time. I think its because you remind me of one of my best friends way back when. Love this video so much. So many things in this video I can relate to. Haha. P.s: I dated a kid with a pride tattoo and the minute I saw it I thought of this video so I dumped him cuz I know what you mean about the tattoo haha.

  • Not all bi's r the way u described them goshh we might like both dick and pussy...but don't assume that bi's are selfish bi curious whores; we just happen to like people regardless of gender

  • Lol.. this was funny, but makes total sense. I agree with everything you say. Great video

  • this is f**king great thank you for this ....

  • That's fuckin awesome! You said it all... Except u left out petty drama shit, make the drama shit dry up! You rock, make more!

  • so many haters! Don't let them get to you Madam Katliter! :)

    If only I didn't have a penis, I'd submit a application. lol

  • Hatefull sociopathic sad crazy person.. I am very sad for you.

  • You need some cum in your mouth at least two times per day, I ll tell you! :-D

  • You have a serious problem you nut. :-D You´re very sad person. I was thinking about you having some problem, but now its all clear. :-D lol :-*

  • why not get nnaked and start fucking ur ''girlfriend fuck this is shit go put it on emtacafe

  • what made you becoem a lesbian? I mean..guys are asshoels but hwo do you DO that?

  • go fuck yourself sararocs! hahahahah i love this fucking shit!

  • hahaha if you have a u-haul attached to your truck... keep on driving ... lmao

  • very funny application

  • Heh let me do it here.

    1.) Once a day

    2.) YES!

    3.) Yes. Over it. Hated it. Never doing it again.

    4.) I do not have a bush!

    5.) No names. If anything baby or hun.

    6.) No tattoo yet.

    7.) NO! too much.

    8.) No. unless you want to go in the dressing room with me. lol

    9.) Oh hell yeah. Youtube is awesome. I am a gamer and I'm not controlling.

  • OMG this is the AMAZING!!!!! I totally agree with the WHOLE video! lmfao!!!! I LOVE that you threw Halo in there!!!

    absolutely amazing video :)

  • I love this fucking  video

  • Id rather be at home playing Halo. FTW you rock :)

  • hahahahahahaha quality

  • hahahahahahaha quality

  • That was great. Very blunt.

  • i like that you mention nordstrom since i only shop at the rack...nice job

  • LOL! You crack me up. So true though.

  • you crack me up! And def a looker :p

  • haha you are so fucking right girl!

    you're cute btw! (:

  • You really need to be ALONE, period, AMEN end of story! Or go into some lab and take all that venom you just spewd and build your perfect girlfriend!

    So many issues and dramma with you, makes me want to PUKE! I'm bi and there is ZERO wrong with it SWEETIE! LMO :-) Get over it and yourself SWEETIE :-)

    Go do us all a huge favor and go hide in some closet inside your crappy little apartment and stay as far away from us Now look SWEETIE, don't go away mad, just go AWAY!

  • Every girl i met that's a bitch and has some obvious stench of education i call lesbo on. And they are always with some other super ugly guy/girl whos equally smart but is much more of an obvious dike.

    I mean, isn't the uber bitch that what separates lesbian from BI?

    I'd like to know more about who you date. How do you find dates? BARS? That sucks, U need a gay friend who networks you LOL.

  • Being a mostly heterosexual man, and having had the same approach to dating since Bush got reelected, I gotta say .. me and lefty are quite happy together. XD

  • Hey, Ive been spanked on the hand with a ruler by a nun, too!! Oh, damn, I just LOVE that kinda stuff!!! Feisty nuns rule!!!

    Hey, you're freaking brilliant, BTW!! Loving your vids muchly and have 5-starred, faved, subbed, etc... Hope to continue seeing vid posts from you - seriously loving your style and sense of humor!! And I'd *love* if you had a sec to say Hi to me on my channel page!!

    me2u: 5* + fav + tweet + sub + add

    ~Max @ vv7

  • LOL.

    Don't be fucking with my shit.

    Ditch the halo.

    Get COD.

    Just don't be fucking with my xbox time.

  • ha ha lol great vid, works for str8 couples as well...x

  • I think it's gonna take you a while to get a gf if you don't have one right now. Good luck.

  • have u ever made a girl smell ur cute feet before??:) hehe

  • lol this video still makes me laugh

    so right on girl LOL

  • I can't be bothered to read all 1,500 or so comments, but has anyone else mentioned the two video responses to your video. Anger Management and Animal Holocaust....what the hell kind of tags were on this video? I'm laughin my ass off at the Anger Management one

  • Well fuck katlitter, you don't say fuck enough. Fuck.

  • You say "fuck" way to much.

  • Thank you Captain Curse Word Monitor. In case you didnt get this already, I dont give a fuck. Go rescue some more potty mouths on YouTube.

  • @sararocs thank you..... fankly my dear i dont give a fuck ;)

  • First..HATERS..she does not have issues! Second these days...women are effin crazy..so you never really know what your getting yourself into.. Im kinda a katlitter stalker!

  • RAWR!!!!!!

  • i cant see anyone callin u sweetie now maybe big poppa !!! you dont seem like the type of person that would let somebody callem sweetie anyway...id be afraid of gettin punched in the neck!! :P and im right withu on the shoppin thing id rather be playin Halo too!!!

  • This is not necessarily a LESbian wishlist. I heard alot of this coming out of my mouth! :)

  • what is wrong with bi sexual people? im bi and no body seems to have a problem

  • don't take it personal.. it's just Kat's preference. I happen to agree with her though, but that's okay.

    But if you're wondering, yes, some lesbians do have an issue with bisexual women. It's the same mentality that straight women have dating a bisexual man... they think about him having been with other men and it's a little weird/gross...

    But not all lesbians think the same, so continue living your life, who are we to judge

  • nag nag nag no wonder why you got any body

  • Fuck me you have issues....if you spent less time looking like a bloke you would not have to ask people to fill out application forms....I would want you to fill out a form !

  • lol i know exactly what you mean

  • If you bath too much it'll dry your skin and the Soap might give you skin Cancer.

  • Awesome. You're hilarious. And yes, honesty is the best policy. So good on you.

  • 3 months pass and once again no new katliter videos, i need my fix of k.l. come back alls forgiven

  • i just started laughing really hard. but i'm sure your pissed as hell and i'm sorry about that. but i still love you!

  • @TheAssassinsWill this maybe one of favorite comments of the whole video. Grammatically correct, properly spelled, this my friends is a true hater and for that you deserve a gold star on your pee pee chart.

  • Dam it drives me crazy when the girls with amazing personality happen to be Lesbian. Anyways nice vid it was pretty fucking funny.

  • haha i agree with everything on there especially the personal space... i enjoy being alone once in awhile && when i c people that r dating & r attached to the hip i just feel badd for them && glad thats not me =P

  • lol

    u know it !

  • sorry but you need to see more than your wantings and needs.

    Everything sounds too selfish...

    Goodluck... you'll need it!

  • lol agree with the shopping thing

  • you're hot, specially at 3:14.

  • hahhahahh ur totally an asshole. 5 stars!! kudos to youdouche pickle this is my favorite comment on the whole vid :) props.

  • haha glad you liked it!

    And I'm a girl, if that gets me any more stars :) or another appropriate insult instead of douche.

  • Amen girl!!!!! :)))

  • a giant dildo is the answer

  • your application is a little short. you have great point but your forgetting a few questions.

    1. Do you have a job, cause one might love paying for you but lets have your job be dating me?

    2. Do you have a car? gas is not cheap and I am not a chauffeur?

    3. Do you talk while I am watching TV?

    4. Do you know the meaning of the word EFFORT, cause you have to put some in if you want to talk, just saying.

  • I don't think that you will be single for the rest of your life. I think that all of those things are justifiable.. I know exactly how you feel!

  • your hott

  • right on girl that and shit it would be kick ass to play you sometime in halo lol

  • Amen babe... Amen. ;)

  • greata senza humour ...

    people fuckin' believe you mean what you say - please tell us you don't !

  • I love this video I'm subscribing!

  • you strike me as a bitch.

  • I fit all of your qualifications!!! Except... I'm a guy... :(

  • I fit all your qualifications except one.. yay..

    i don't shave.. but then I am a man, I am am happily married..i'm too old fo you - but you are pretty and this is a very funny video.. i'm sure you don't have any trouble getting dates at all... thanks for the laugh..

  • a. I never said that bisexuals were sluts, perhaps that is your mind thinking about your own sexuality.

    b. I have no problem getting dates. :) in fact no one that I am dating now would say that I am an asshole.

    hasta luego dumbass. :)

  • lol dude ive wtched your vids for like a year and half, and people are soo dumb. obviously, you can be irritated with somethinsg, doesnt mean your a bitch in everything u do lol and even IF you were, oh well :) im a straight girl, but i looves ur lil attitude :)

  • I think baby is far more demeaning than sweetie.. Because baby is like.. the implications of it, that you're a small, weak, human being [hardly] with no personality who needs to be cared for.. And all they do is poop and eat and cry. I'll tolerate the term baby because it doesn't bother me enough to want to control that aspect of a relationship, but I hate it.

  • damn my dumbass posted under the wrong name...oh well $h!+ happens... good job on the video

    Khia

  • Finally! Someone gets it! Nice job but there is one more you should add because unfortunately this next question applies to a good 75% of the lesbian women I have been with/talked to/ associated with...unfortunately... Are you a pathological liar? Are you someone who makes themselves and others believe they are something or someone you really arent? In that case who are you really? You sure you want the girl or do you think you do because your best friend came out of the closet 10 min ago?

  • heh....I think I'm going to print some of these out before heading out tonight

    but with a few additions

    1. Are you going to start asking me to address you as Larry or Frank, so some other male name in bed?..umm..not happening

    2. Is your ex insane and going to show up at my door with an axe?..ahh

  • the word i can't stand is "preggo" as in a pregnant woman. it actually makes me shiver if i hear it.

  • I FUCKING LOOOOOVE HALO!!!! gakkkk

  • wo0oh, SPEAK LADY!! love it <3

  • OMG I've never talked to anyone else who hates the word moist. You're awesome, and super funny. I agreed with about 95% of what you said. Good points :)

  • u r so hot please make more video

  • Good speech sweetie :-D