Stoned Professor

[GRYNreaper001]

definitely high on a serious edible haha

[YOMUDAWUZHERE]

u can't check the copy right because he didn't copy right it... that one guy really blew his mind when he told to check for copy right..

[cpaullie]

Hes not stoned hes drunk

[PANDEAD2]

i felt like the professor when that guy was like "check the copyright."

[izwald1]

3:30

[NokhemPhenom]

He may be high as hell. Or maybe he's just a weird motherfucker. He knew he was being filmed. He can't be that stupid. I mean he is a college professor after all.

[SFNightTripper]

@NokhemPhenom There is no "Or" about it, he was definitely high. He probably got some hella potent brownies and didn't expect them to last this long. Only in this country is it a more heinous offense to liven up an otherwise monotonous atmosphere than it is to call in sick from work for being too fucking stoned.

THIS MOTHAFUCKA IS A WARHORSE!

[canadianscot06]

This is painful to watch.

[marcryptic]

here's strategy!

[marcryptic]

when he lays out on the stage, then you know his shit is gone!

[GOINGxPROxSOON]

@marcryptic haha no at 55 seconds when he starts geekin you can tell

[marcryptic]

I mean, come ah an!!

[Sozlled]

He's away with the fairy's but i love it.

[DiscoCubeHD]

can youzoom in on this belinda? Ohhh belinda come onnnn you knowwww.

[OhmegaGassMask]

Ive been this high before. Props to this prof for keeping it together to teach something

[noml12]

i dont know why haters are hating on his teaching method. i learned somthing from this video. both about weed (smoke it daily) and ancient litatrure

[BluntSmokerr]

idk bout the guy below me but i would love to have this proffesor haha

[Smiffster2006]

This guy is paid to provide people with an education. It's unprofessional - not to mention illegal to deliver his lectures whilst under the influence of drugs don't ya think? I wouldn't want to be taught by this idiot.

[broadcastmyass4u]

@Smiffster2006 oh come on spliffster lightin up, or should i say, light it up! haha

[Smiffster2006]

@broadcastmyass4u lol that sounds like a great idea :)

[KreatorRage]

@Smiffster2006 Every single person is under the influence of cannabinoids every single day.

[paradigmentropy]

@Smiffster2006 Eh, it's not possible he was trying not to nod off on some prescription opioids that he had a legitimate reason to be taking? I mean, we don't know all of the details about the situation here. Everyone wants to believe he's blazed out of his mind but psychoactive substances have different effects on different people and cannabis isn't the only drug that commonly makes people giggly, spacey, and a little... slower.

[GirlCrystal1990s]

That guy that blurted out "check thecopyright " he was sooo serious... Lol.. Oh gosh.... This professor is just to WEIRD for me.lol

[UnemployedProfessors]

Stoned??? ............ YA ON LSD!!!

[lorenzovieiraalves2]

wow thode students mudt be holding theire laughs pretty hard:p

[catbuffalo]

duuuuuuuuuude copyrights are bullshit. lol and they say weed makes you stupid

[CrysisD00D]

i actually think i'd learn more in this class then if it were a boring lecture...more professors should get high as fuck before doing a lecture...that would be a win

[DoesntEveryoneDoIt]

i cant follow what this dude is saying haha. it starts off with building codes, then law tests, and Machiavelli and shit. haha. He's everywhere.

[satan666himself]

"oh ballinda come on .... hellooooooooooooooo " just about pissed maself !

[DyolFKniP365]

the globe, your gonna be there in the summer. oooh my dear... uhh im not a im not a big shakespeare fan, but the globe is wonderful...anyways um

[aaronwerner90]

I l was laughing my ass off at about 2:22

[GreenDay3213]

I wonder how he did it, Bong? Toke? I cant imagine him getting high ahahaa

[freezinteen]

Well shit I learned something. Hammurabi code sounds rough

[Akramer42]

this professor and I could have some great convos..

[supaninjalol]

this professor knows what he's doing.

[UchihaTerror]

I wish he was my prof

[nebhuskers923]

Check the copyright? Thats some funny shit

[BabyJesusOnDrums]

you should have cut the video by 2 seconds so it would be 4:20 :)

[bleedingxhearts2]

who the fuck gave this guy a doctorate?

[MrMegasaurass]

my college teacher once came to class high and ended up sitting there staring at the ceiling for the entire class period. no work was done that day.

[cduffy00]

@MrMegasaurass nor was a single fuck given. not one.

[brizzlewangsizzle]

This guy must have tenure.

[Music4AII]

Now this is fun learning.

[MayaVeil]

If you use marijuana then you believe in murder and the death of women and children. 80% of the drugs that are grown in Mexico is marijuana and the current leading reason for all the killings taking place. Don't believe me then just go check.

[jierdin]

@MayaVeil it's funny how prohibition causes worse crime

[AdvancedFilms]

@MayaVeil what are you tlaking about. Nothing caused by the marijuana plant alone causes people to go murder children and women. Due to "prohibition" of not alowing a plant to be there , with high demands of the product , and with such riches over selling then due the the black market and prohibition cause them to protect there product at whatever cost , with whoever/whatever's in its way. marijuana is a plant should i petioion to get roses illegal because someone doesnt like them , its a plant.

[americansmark]

@MayaVeil You are an idiot. Its a local crop nearly everywhere its smoked, and only schwag comes from Mexico. The god stuff is hydro from Ohio and British Columbia. :)

[YourW0rstEnemy]

@MayaVeil

People are being killed because the marijuana is being sold illegally. If marijuana was made legal none of this shit would happen

[chickenandwaffles121]

@MayaVeil I don't know what weed you think people smoke but everyone I know does not get mexi brick compact, Before you call everyone else ignorant make sure your own ignorance isn't showing.

[Crooswijker010]

@MayaVeil

False.

I've been smoking weed for several years and I've never smoked any crap from Mexico, I live in The Netherlands. We got our own weed supply, because it's tolerated. People grow it them selfs and sell it to coffeeshops which sells it to the people that use it.

[enemyofall67]

@MayaVeil

i grown my own weed

[terminatedaccount07]

@enemyofall67 Biscuits and toast lol lol eating peaces of toast I just made some toast and now I'm eating it it but the really question is why is it a funny texture you can see how they made it too. Owch that really hurt me woody.

[adolfGoooglification]

baked.

[LazyBen612]

Look how happy he is, weed is great

[auroraman56]

Damn ... he's been hittin' that Sour Diesel WAAAAY too hard.

[ede93]

@auroraman56

that fucked me up haha

[iknowmyus3rnamesucks]

@auroraman56 In my experience sour doesn't really get you that high. Its more of a mellow high and I like hyper ones

[auroraman56]

@iknowmyus3rnamesucks Ahh ... never tried it myself, but heard it was kind of like that. Is green crack more like that?

[MichaelBauman2]

This guy rules...

[BeylaKaythin]

OMFG...

poor students... >_>

Oh, and where did HE get his degree? Free with the washing powder?

[MrKail]

@BeylaKaythin fu! just because he´s smokin some weed doesnt mean he´s not an intelligent man. lose your stereotypes and get a life

[BeylaKaythin]

@MrKail Well, at least I wouldn't go to school when smoked weed, or wait and smoke my weed at home... just the fact that he is sitting stoned IN CLASS is the reason I think "WTF!"

I mean, I don't have anything about people who smoke weed, but just that he doesn't wait till he's own time...!! Sorry, but that IS actually not very clever. Most carefully said.

[ralphyization]

How did he earn his pay cheque?? OMG! How much is tuition at this college??

[KoboFox]

2:18 made the whole video.

[TheWholeSystemisFckd]

@KoboFox ill see your 2:18 and raise you 2:09 

[emberescence]

dude this is education in college?

[Tincturas3]

wow... this guy got fired...

[scurtis2006]

@Tincturas3 Did he really? How did you find that out?

[MrDawgTagz]

Why is this guy, Not my teacher, I would learn SO much more..... He gives you...That... Inspiration, You know?

[hitandrun399]

This video needs to be 2 seconds shorter.

[falcondriver100]

Any wonder our young people are fucking RETARDS? Any wonder the all voted for Obama? Ya don't say!!!

[ortausti]

@falcondriver100 Any wonder why this country has gone to shit in the last seven to eight Decades? It's because of biast, missinformed, opionative, idealist, morons like you. You think your stupid political game is going to change anything? You think it matters who the President of the United States is? Or what party you stand for? WAKE UP! If you want change get up and do something!!! Your own fucking complacency has put you where you are today. Turn off your god damn TV and see the real world.

[falcondriver100]

@ortausti Nice speech man! Bravo bravo!!! I take it you're an Obama supporter? You can't even spell "biased" & think who is President & what party is in power means nothing, so it wouldn't surprise me!

[ortausti]

@falcondriver100 My spelling doesnt change anything. And you won't either if you keep this political bullshit up. I don't support any president, Because I know they arent the ones who run the show around here. What part of wake up dont you unerstand? I swear you people are zombies. Sitting in front of the lies that TV feeds you every day. Using it as an anesthetic for your daily lives. So throw everything you can at me so you can sit on your fat ass and believe the make believe your TV creates.

[falcondriver100]

@ortausti Tell us all genius. What DO YOU do to create change? Who's in charge? Oh, and my TV is on maybe one to two hours a week. I don't watch the drivel on the "news".

[ortausti]

@falcondriver100 I study physics, and nuclear fussion. I have an idea to create sustained fussion, but not the recourses. The people who run the show around here, are the ones with recourses. Alot of them. I'm not going to give you all the answers. They're something you need to learn on your own. But your system...failed... Your politics are like blinders for a horse. It keeps you from seeing the whole picture, even if you really want to. Take them off. That is all.

[falcondriver100]

@ortausti Oh bummer!! I wanted all the answers! LOL!. Whatever!

[Zyr4n]

@falcondriver100

What is this argument even about?

[ortausti]

@falcondriver100 Take them off.

[SquirrelAssauIt]

@falcondriver100 You need to chill out and smoke a blunt.

[falcondriver100]

@SquirrelAssauIt Nothanks, I don't think its "kewel" to make an ass of myself Dooooooooooood!! LMAO!

[SquirrelAssauIt]

@falcondriver100 Ignorance at its best :) I suppose ignorance is bliss though, you will just be another sheep for the governments use as far as I can tell, and if you don't agree with the government then stop letting them feed you lies. If you won't listen to the their other lies what makes you think they told you the truth about marijuana?

[TheDitchDavey]

i'll have what he's having.

[coolface22743]

I officially love this guy.

[YeagleJeff]

Really? 1,000,000 views and no likes? Fine ill be the first to do it  FUCKIN WIN!

[TheloniousKeys781]

And then he was fired.

[Robbase231]

2:20 SO MUCH WIN XDDDD "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"

[gameterrain]

DUUUDDEES lmao

[im18noreally]

lol im so stoned and i just learned so much about history

[prankbrothers]

AHAHAHAA PRESS 5 ITS HILARIOUS

[PFPTHEGREATEST]

Lmao 1: 08 duuudees... I mean , come oooonn

[WeLikeDanceMusic]

why arent these idiots crying from laughter i would be on the floor roflmaololololololol

[MisterAaronRodriguez]

@WeLikeDanceMusic They're probably not laughing because he's not funny... he's just old, uninteresting, and clearly hates his job. Poor guy.

[nickstevens50]

@MisterAaronRodriguez You are very pathetic... He is funny, you are just A "Troll."

[MisterAaronRodriguez]

@nickstevens50 it's an opinion. what's funny to some is unfunny to others. who are you anyway - his butt fucking boyfriend? Take it easy, captain save-a-professor. This dude is clearly a minute away from sexually molesting these students. He seems like a creep and so don't you.

[nickstevens50]

@MisterAaronRodriguez You're pathetic, like I said, You probably molested a family member, since you were willing to bring up something so irrelevant... And if you are going to troll, learn to use correct Grammar with your dumb-ass.

[MisterAaronRodriguez]

@nickstevens50 you're right. I totally regret molesting a family member - it haunts me everyday. However, ever since I took advantage of your mother I just lost control and went on a molestation rampage... I just couldn't stop myself. Speaking of "grammar" - why did you capitalize the 'g' in grammar? Grammar, as a word, isn't a proper noun (at least I don't think it is). Why are you so angry - do you want me to molest you, is that what this is all about?

[nickstevens50]

@MisterAaronRodriguez Why would I want that, you admitting to raping A family member was good enough to report you. Have A good life. :)

[MisterAaronRodriguez]

@nickstevens50 thank you - you too! (:

[raptorep]

@WeLikeDanceMusic OMG I can't stop laughing! "cause they didn't copy right the damn thing" LOL! Oh shit son, I bet he said fuck it you all get an A lol.

[geishachan7]

@WeLikeDanceMusic Ikr.. i wud be rolling all over that floor laffing like i was freaking high.. lol

[papasinthehouse11]

2:21 Lmfao i wish he was my teacherrr!

[iLikechevelle]

reminds me of mr. mackey

[JN5B11]

@iLikechevelle drugs are bad... mkay

[TheOoopoo]

thatsss what this is about



[donbomb92]

Wish this was my professor!

[Jamberia]

the prince is actually a F**ked up book

long live what machiavallia exposed to the world

machiavellianism

[DSternwhs]

oh belindaaa, COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[inuysha360]

best lesson ever

[UnderGroundSound2012]

was he fired?? LOOOL

[dunkhi]

And this is why i am emphasizing in ancient civilizations.

[angryDAnerd]

This teacher is awesome, I wish my teachers were this chill.

[oneofanceantproficy]

checked the copywrite?..... AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

[MusicForYaSoul]

nice dude!!

[antvd888]

Duuuuuuuuuuuude you ROCK!! Art of war- damn good book, shakespears camp and i'd pay attention in this class. happy days, peace!

[Zombiegrl94]

This makes me so much more excited for college.

[TheKinsey06]

im jelous

[Juniversal]

He's definitely a hippie lol..

[Sherpaful]

talking yet saying nothing at all

[shawnyboie]

is he even stoned or is he just really fucked up naturally

[oblivionzzzmike]

@shawnyboie he is really fucked up naturally stoned

[gunners2583]

shoulda made the video 2 seconds shorter



[Justaddwater428]

Ben Stein what are you doing??

[KameleonOfficialTv]

high school :D

[QW5ub255bW91cw]

this seems more like SHROOMS

[attitudes90]

wooonnnnderfullll

[rebelrevolution22]

hey its my 1st hour

[MrSpencer143]

wouldnt it be hilarious if you and your friends feed him weed brownies or something before class and then video taped it??? 

[UjioSatashi]

i nominate you for best teacher

[gutrhero2]

Hahah good shit, buddy is ripped out of his skull

[MrSupertarded]

I would fucking love for this guy to be my teacher.

[fromsinking]

I would love to smoke, get drunk, and talk about ancient literature with this dude.

[TheCalebingram]

Yea there is a chance he was stoned. I wouldn't be surprised if this was UCLA.

[squarecracker]

@TheCalebingram

It was principles of management at University of Florida. I was in this class, I didn't even notice his strange behavior till it went viral.

[KillswitchKav]

@squarecracker Is he still there? I'd definitely take this class just for this guy haha. Nah, not really, but that's hilarious.

[PrivateIrishmayne]

check the copywrite

[nickisonfire42]

Oh Balindaaaa, CahhhMonnnnn'

[salaattimieskannu]

that would be fun to teach same time when ya stoned.. That would be cool.

[auroraman56]

I would expect that if you called him professor, he would say "I'm not the professor man ... I'm the dude."

[atl21360]

I'd actually go to class if this cat was my professor like duuudess come on

[beeatrice2]

I was with him until 2:25, then I was done. By far the funniest moment!

[dbufi]

DUDESSS.! I MEAN, COME ONNN

[clemenza1234]

i've actually always wondered how many of his students were baked at the same time.....and how many of them must've thought to themselves, "am i like, really high? is the prof high too? holy shit, i can't tell. fuck, this is a trip."

[cawbird101]

@KillYoFam97 segway off a cliff.

[hanercakes]

i want this crazy fucker as a teacher.

i would actually stop virtual school lol

[jacke40]

awesome

[davitubo]

he's awesome!!!!!



[taccun]

LOL holy shit I want this guy as my professor! We would have late night study sessions ERRDAY

[futurehollywood22]

Professor Chong.

[voodoochild085]

Haha maybe has glaucoma

[iLoveJackingOn]

(whispering) "management wasn't well liked"

[nachro192]

professor stoned



[deadw0mb]

I'd like to go to this college.

[gman195]

#truestory just realised while stoned that its an adults class.... while before i thought it was kids

[manysharptongues]

This guy is fucking annoying.

[jmtame]

@manysharptongues not as annoying as your comments

[manysharptongues]

@jmtame A simple sentence about how someone is annoying...is annoying? Wow. The Internet makes perfect sense, once again. Thank you for your immature, schoolyard two-cents. Go high five your 2 friends and pat yourself on the back for being so clever.

[MorbidBliss22]

WOOOOOAH DUUUUUUUDES

[hadassah357]

Why wasn't he my prof? I would have learned a lot.

[Enkaged]

can he please be my next prof =) go to rate my prof.com or net. haha add this fool on it!!!

[jaykaydee33]

wow uploading this probably got the guy fired ):

[MrZskiller99]

@jaykaydee33 good

[MusicLove4life66]

Damn it, Boston is sad now. Grr.

[snoopatomicdog]

This video should have been 2 seconds shorter... Duuuudeeess, I mean c'mon...

[collegekid805]

i wish he was my professor :,(

[nigdre]

BEST PROFESSOR EVER!

[hondacr125racer]

@nigdre fuck yes :) lol

[iluvmuzik420]

the only students in the class learning anything are the ones who are high as well...

[FunkyDandy420]

he should be ashamed of himself.