Ridiculous 911 Call "Help I'm Locked in my Car!"

[grizzly19741]

that's got to be a blonde

[hedgehog2509]

Only in America!!!

[abunchofidiots11]

@hedgehog2509 tell me about it

[AbneyParkFan]

she has to be on something

[Tex353Productions]

wow...talk about not brainologically advanced!!

[fsayestaran]

her brain went out for a coffee break, but never came back

[200puppy7]

miss do you own a bait car

[ElementalHeroDiamond]

two words: dumb ass

[NFLization]

Does she even have a driver's license?

[JetJumper]

fucking stupid american's

[thegreatchelso]

@JetJumper It's funny that when making an ignorant generalization like that, you're not even using proper grammar/using your apostrophe in the correct way in the process. Well, it gave ME a good chortle, anyway. (:

[JetJumper]

@thegreatchelso aww, isn't that sweet. Your defending the retards! :D I guess someone has too

[thegreatchelso]

@JetJumper I mean, I want to put this argument aside and just make cutesy sarcastic comments right back at you, but...I'm a Grammar Nazi and therefore have to take note of your (still) horrendous grammar and spelling. But let me just clarify: I'm not trying to attack YOU personally, nor am I trying to defend the entire American race. It's just that I'm an American and I consider myself fairly intelligent. And I really would prefer NOT to live in this country, I just HATE generalizations. (:

[Chloey23]

@thegreatchelso I concur!

[riffraff20101]

ill say it again and again,dont smoke pot and drive bwahahahahaha

[any12u]

Gaaahahahaha...scary thing is the caller drives.

[nicky89107]

What would have made me lmao would be if the woman was in the bait car.

[000SpotLight000]

wow people are getting smarter in smarter by the day .lol

[ilovemy1roo]

what a fucking idiot. and happens to others. how do these ppl survive everyday?

[drakedevondickerson8]

use the keys

[Porrie13]

That's my aunt!!! :D The dispatcher, not the dumb broad that couldn't get out of the car...

[ilovemy1roo]

@Porrie13 wow, did she laugh her ass off? i don't think i could be as nice as her with somebody that dumb.

[Porrie13]

@ilovemy1roo Hell ya she did! XD She said at first she thought it was a prank call, then she realized the woman must have been kinda slow lol!!!

[CoolKillerClan]

ms there noting whe cant do for you your gana die

[Oniandsxefan]

God damnit hoe makein us floridaindians look bad

[patwsr]

I wonder what color is her hair really is

[ARSA525]

FluffeeTalks talked about this.

[Balk176176]

Y aaa she does know u need a car battery not aaa

[markpcronin]

*facepalm* of course it was an American

[EyeInTriangle1]

@markpcronin Well fuck you homeboy.

[TheCrondom]

@EyeInTriangle1 exactly my point.

[Rossco139]

Well, I think we can all agree what this womans hair color is...

[Robert602Phx]

@Rossco139 green! haaha kiddding :]

[frankiethefrank]

Brilliant. At least she said sorry, though.

[thedriver97]

one word.... BLONDE!!!!!!!!!

[ninemen123]

Yeah but she was hot and scared it was an emergency to her and she got it handled by calling no biggy

[MegaAstroFan18]

What's even funnier is the 911 operator was rendered speechless by the stupidity. When she first speak she stutters a few times like she can't believe she's hearing this.

[thehumor]

was there any reason for her to get in the car.

even outside the house, outside kitchen?

or was she shopping for more sammiches

cuz if she aint SHE BETTER GET BACK TO DAT DAMN KITCHEN

[Califonication123]

-__-

[nick1c1]

women are dumb lol

[stupidkid658]

what a dumdass

[mrssmithjr]

SMH how the hell you get locked inside of your own car,I mean if she'll just turn the ignition on,she could roll down the windows and get out of the car.Damn some ppl are so stupid lmfao!

[AzNtacoSAUCE]

i wish that car was my kitchen... and the dispatcher didn't tell her how to get out.

[subbd]

this is what happen when women are behind the wheel

[SNORES13]

WTF??? IDIOT

[eukaryote90]

Take... away... license....

[TheJatt69]

wow.. stupid of the year.

dis is y woman need to stay in kitchen.

[deantown3usa]

wow. She is a special kind of STUPID

[noex100]

STUPID BITCH! She can't tell that you can pull the lock UP?!

[sheritacloud]

lmao how long was she sitting there.

[whitetruck76]

Whatever happened to survival of the fittest? If you are too stupid to know that you can pull up the locks on the car, you deserve to die. People that dumb should be sterilized.

[yeye12344]

FAILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[horserder2]

O my..........

[ozzybungle]

Its always someone with an American accent. Fuckin mongs.

[chooseright24]

really they let her drive?

[brandonferr1]

that was so stupid. i mean the lady not the video.

[stanleybigfare]

OMG!!! They let people like this have a drivers licence???? She is dumber then shit!! She REALLY should not be on the road !!!

[8LowRider2]

Your so right. its really sad these people are alive

[sirhonkalot]

If had to answer that call, I would have laughed my ass off after she told me that she is lock in her car.

[cagonesss]

blonde

[TreyCool752]

@cagonesss ya has 2 be

[mach449]

no comment. even after listening twice. (even though i commented)

[DaBurghRocker]

It would be great if she locked hersef out then. If she called back and I was the dispatcher, I'd be like "Bitch, get off the damn phone"

[sharpUSMCmaster]

thats a re tard

[sosaidheather]

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

[UtahImplosion]

@sosaidheather

LOL! True!

[chardnj]

@sosaidheather that's a good one hahahahaha

[NoblestBear]

What's scary is that she's probably breeding more of her kind.... And may not even be aware. "Hello 9-11? " "yes?" "there's a man in my bed and he's trying to poke me with some kind of blunt object." "Do you know who the man is?" "Well, it dark in here, but it LOOKS like my husband." "OK remain calm and ask him his name." "He said he's Robert Oakes." "Is that your husband?" "Oh... Yes it is." "And what is he poking you with?" "Um... it looks like his penis." "is it?" "Yes. it is, nevermind."

[optionsupdate]

@NoblestBear lol haha

[Chloey23]

I KNOW! I WISH STUPID PEOPLE would not reproduce. They tend to multiply like rabbits too, that's the worst part of it. I think there should be a genius egg bank, where eggs come from genius women, and a genius sperm bank also, and if a stupid person really wants to have a child , they should have one from the genius egg and sperm banks. Because the child will overcome the idiotic parents upbringing AND be able to take care of them and keep them from running wild in the streets <3 No, but really.

[mathwiz39]

omfg I just shit my self lmao!!!!!!!1

[gcastane2001]

peter griffin locked himself in his car lol...

[shaq147]

oh my god.

that must be the funniest thing

[fbpsb82]

Disney World tourists...

[renlvscock]

hahahaha!!

[anacondabites]

LMAO

[luvyouOonot]

im pissin myself laughing haha this is gold!!

[ytwatcher123321]

I guess there just really are really dumb people out there

[BigTjohnson105]

lol stupid

[beba0447]

Now common that should have been her first choice triple AAA not 911. For these people there should be a fee, I mean a huge one for being so stupid. It was so pitiful it wasn't even funny.

[JESUSSAVEME1]

wow s

[eezerik]

The black lady was so pissed off. LOL

[ELGQZ]

Oh ok i got that going ok..... ill see if i could get AAA or something jajajajajajajajajaja

[KuBi4K]

Darwin almost won ...

CRAP !

[JePacque]

why do we allow women to drive???????

that's how fucking stupid they are.

[anderberger]

i know huh my mom my girlfriend my sister all bad drivers

[hughtub]

Mom???

[CalifornIADreamin211]

so stupid

[jaguita]

I work right there in pleasant hill and John Young Parkway. haha in Good Samaritan

[Hedgehog2292]

wow....that was like the family guys momnent when peter drops his keys out side of his car...and cant get out.......idiot

[ChocolatesABC]

ok...my mom's car u really can't get to that lock thing. Once its locked, it retreats into its hole and the surface is flat so that you can't even get ur fingernails around it.. But u know cars these days, you can probably climb out the trunk. What if she didn't have a cell, she'd have die of heat exhaustion. Sad how people are so dependent on technology they forget that they can manually lock and unlock the car door.

[irishlad34]

its funny cuz ur all disfuctional......wait a second

[razzledazzle200]

I'm sorry. How 'friggin stupid is that. And she's like "Get over here. I demand it." Dispatch should have waited at least until she was sweating. I would have had some good fun with that. "Mam, you're in trouble. This has happened a few times before, and it's always turned out tragic. Maybe you should call your loved one's while I get working on this, do you think?"

[squee130]

HAHAHAHAHA omg.. i think i just shit myself from laughing.

[bookshika]

this bitch jus drunk and yo hair color dont have shit to do wit u being dumb

[downwithitall]

She needs her D.L. taken away...I have a dog that knows how to unlock car doors.

[HondaMX4Life]

Hahaha, 20 bucks says she was blonde.

[mAcmeee]

what a dumb bitch hahahaha XD

[firemanguymedic]

lol!!!!

[Cozmonic032]

You guys it's not the biggest deal to spell words wrong on here because its not school related, nobody ever spells things right in comments on youtube, if you truly can't spell, and it's not because your careless, then that sucks.

[Cozmonic032]

yep:)

[122312241225]

it would be funny if she didn't have that cellphone XD

[yaktr12]

i bet shes blonde and american worst combination

[raccoonboy4]

ROFL as you spell fucking and dumb wrong...good going genious!

[raccoonboy4]

thats spelling....you said that she was dumb while you spell fucking and dumb wrong...so you're a hypocrite

[raccoonboy4]

pedantic....looks like someone can use the internet! dont act smart because your not

[raccoonboy4]

i read my comments and theres really no proof that they dont like me

[Zonagle]

Let me get this straight, you're insulting someone for incorrect spelling, yet you spell "genious" wrong. Last I checked, it was genius. By your own standard, doesn't that make you a hypocrite?

[Zonagle]

Are you sure that Motorxgurl didn't know how to spell those two words? Perhaps she was just being lazy. I'm not sure what was in the comment that was removed, so perhaps I missed something. The internet is full of illiterate, and/or lazy people.

[raccoonboy4]

the point wasn't that she was just illiterate...it was that she was calling another person dumb while she herself can't even spell "dumb" EVEN if she was just being lazy she should be tedious with her spelling.

[watmonki]

I think that makes him a hypocrite & dumber than the dumb person he insulted. lol

[raccoonboy4]

it actually makes me a victim to typing an o when spelling genius...and last time i checked "dumber" isn't a word making you a hypocrite and i didn't spell dumb wrong when calling someone else it...so to sum it up for you Mr. Watmonki, EVERYTHING you said is false.

[watmonki]

Do I need to reference accepted slang for you boy? nothing I said was false, I think you need to work on your reading comprehension. You obviously are lacking. Give it a rest, you win some you lose some.

[mzcutiepatudie]

WOW modern day society just has a whole bunch of smart people!

[purplelovexoxo]

I dont know why people expect any different from Americans.

[seegrub62]

how the fuck do u lock urself n a car?!?! she just pulled a peter griffin.. omg

[macfanleapord]

if i were the sherriff i would issue her a fine, for being A COMPLETE RETARD

[Matracokura]

Sounds like Miss Teen South Carolina lol :D

[ThE666JoKeR]

sheesh blondes

[monkypunishr]

oh my god. just imagine there are people just like her all over the world!

[Leoplurad0n]

oh fuck she is so stupid

[ilovenickjonas9304]

she must me a blonde. if she is she is the dumbest blonde ever. haha lol.

[rottsrock999]

i agree but nick jonas is gay.

[RaNdOmLyCrAzY4u]

I bet its her first time being inside a car LOL!!!

[rekan08]

she has got to be a blond.......

[longworth838]

omf hahaha...

[xLilB]

lol

[Myrkky100]

Sometimes natural selection should just be allowed to do its work...

[DomWorkman]

Shit dude! I was at my apartment complex in Orlando Florida and its right next to that walgreens

[BIGDlca]

wow i thought i was dumb

[Deedlit79]

Wow! People depend on technology waaaay too much! Remember your basics!

[SanJose1986]

WOW haha!

[psychosiris]

People these days....

[TripleZM]

Jesus, I live in Florida. And giving the intelligent level of people like this, I could have a whole army of dumbasses right about now. God someone get me out of here.

[EpiphoneGuitarsRock]

hahahaha "it's getting hot in here and i'm not feeling well!"

some people should drink some cement and harden up!

[XxOsutinxX]

lmfao of course only in Florida

[2J8O4S6H9]

some ppl man, some fucking ppl...

[TRIXSTER03]

It's getting hot in here and I feel really sick.

lmao

[Heytheresugar]

lmfaoo dumbass bitch. !

[seemeinHD]

first

[jumbodoug]

she has obviously tried everything even asking the car nicely to open the door. these things shudnt be so complicated i mean imagine having a LOCK thts the same on almost every car built in the last 50 years. how complicated do they have to make it???

[FrankieA]

Only in Florida

[quantumpsych]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I can not BELIEVE this women has a drivers license. This phone call, shows she should never leave the house...

NO ONE CAN HANDLE SOMEONE THAT DUMB!

[blackrob2001]

me either... she should not be able to have kids either, nobody deserves to have that much stupidity in their blood

[alidamonk]

heard this on BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE today lmfao FTE

[RonHinton53]

WOW first the Mcdonalds 911 call now this. Florida must be the dumbest place on Earth.

No wonder Plies is from their....

[nikiforberg]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. This is what happens when dumb women get fully loaded cars and rely on their key chain too much. They forget their phisical interaction with their car like manually onlocking your door.

[AbdulazizM1982]

Women! :D

[bighiyob]

this has to be a joke

[TRIXSTER03]

no it's actually real lol

[TheAtmking]

Bwahahah what an idiot.

[TheRsMuffin]

ROFL

[jbess1985]

hahahahahahahahaha

[wyrechaser]

why do i love this so much???

[x272221713x]

LOL!! WOW!! DUMB!!!