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  • play ths in 3 tabs for jet engine sound effect

  • His lungs are Übercharged.

  • Saxton.exe is working just fine, thankyouverymuch.

  • keep pressing 3 and 4 for the jaws theme song

  • I now have it open in 5 tabs. Why.

  • he still didnt get problems with breathing..

  • SCREW GRAVITY

  • lol, he says SHACKSTON HAAAAA

  • After watching him spin around for 30 sec Ifinally realized that his chest hair is in the shape of Australia 0.0

  • I played the number-pad like a keyboard! :P

    Incidentally, Nope: Chuck Testa

  • If you jump 5 seconds at a time, it goes lower and lower.

  • could u tell me how u do that lomng sound? even if its like 3 seconds long? i need to know i wanna make one!

  • This man is a fucking god.

  • hale.exe has stop working

  • saxton hale > chuck norris

    FACTS

  • Press: 25852225552222585222555248 for Mary Had A Little Lamb!

  • @ShortFingeredShreder you sir have won the a my internets

  • I micspam this everytime I start a game of Vs. Saxton Hale.

  • sex in heeeeeeeeeell... WAIT òAó

  • I sincornized with him!

  • Saxton FAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL

  • Thats my reaction when I reached "Hale's own" on my knife.

  • kid: dad, wy are there chuck norris jokes and no saxton hale jokes

    father: thats because saxton hale, is no joke.

  • I love how his chest hair is the exact shape of Australia.

  • Saxton Hale.exe has stopped working, please insert the Hale disc.

  • lol press 1-9 for the ... you will hear it :D

  • saxton haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    *dun*

    *blue screen pops pops up*

    me: awwww fuuu

  • anyone else noticed his backpack is not a parachute backpack?

  • @partyserver Of course it isn't. He's Saxton Hale. Why would he need a parachute?

  • @CpPinnen EXACTLY.

  • thats how i get out of bed...

  • Hi there, May i please borrow your video? If you wish to know why send me a PM.

  • screw gravity

  • Brave jump!

  • SAXTON HAaAaAaaAaaaaaAaaaAaAaaaAaAale !!!

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • 6, 6, 5, 5, 4, 6 Happy birthday to you!

  • Saxton Hale is an anagram for "Hot anal sex"

    The world is fascinating :3

  • mannco.exe is not responding.

  • TF2 short theme: 222234567

  • As soon as he starts saying "HAAAAAAA..." start sliding the volume bar up and down.

    SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • and this is how saxton hale gets to work evry day lol

  • Press: 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.

    :o

  • We can see your hand in parts lol

  • 0:00

  • thums up if you just saw the first 5 seconds and just skip the rest :D

  • TF2 - Saxton Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale

    Real Life - Chuck Norris

  • @Soudactive no

  • @Soudactive Saxton > Chuck

  • @Soudactive Chuck Norris is a dumbass irl

  • He's like the Leeroy Jenkins of TF2.

  • and then he goes super saiyan.

  • 1. Do dumb thing with video

    2. Inform others to do dumb thing on video

    3. ????

    4. Suddenly 50 likes

  • @Auron10124 Nope. No likes.

  • Brain.exe stopped working.

  • the REAL saxton hale doesnt need a parachute...

  • If you though the first two pages of my comic contained too much bare knuckled excitement

    then get ready to have your eyes break from widening in surprise and your comic holding hands fall of your very arms when you get a load of this action packed ish starring me *plays video*

  • I wonder what ppl in apple store would say if you'd go there and put this play as many diffent macs as you can before anyone tolds you to stop... :D

  • >Open song in 10 tabs

    >Quality 1080P

    >Headphones

    >Full volume

    >SAXTON HAAAAAAAA-

  • @DarthVader251 idoser

  • @DarthVader251 1080p?

  • @DarthVader251 HAHAHAHAHA i done this funniest thing EVER!!!!

  • @DarthVader251 Only goes up to 720p... I checked with my NAKED EYES! (Instead of bare hands... get it... lol jk)

  • @DarthVader251 FFFFFF

  • @DarthVader251

    ....song?

  • @DarthVader251 why did i do this.

  • @DarthVader251 im doing right now (again)

    i tried this last night, and 3 blocks down neighbors complained about a loud noise.

  • @DarthVader251 WHAT A TRIP

  • @DarthVader251 -AAAAAAAAA

    (Blue screen.)

  • @DarthVader251 i tried it lol

  • @DarthVader251 Yeah, except there's no 1080P, epic fail on your part.

  • @DarthVader251

    Song?

  • Wish I had Saxton Hale as an eye floater

  • Spam ctrl+K

    ?????

    Profit.

  • press keyboard numbers for a piano

  • BRAVE JUMP!!!

  • anyone notice his chest hair is shaped like australia

  • @AgeOfPwn hes austrailian. didnt notice that??

  • @Auron10124 How about run?

  • Mic spam please?

  • Saxton hale doesn't need a parachute his manlieness breaks his fall...

  • nope .avi

  • *Thirty seconds earlier on the ground*

    "Ramirez! Call for air support on that radio!"

  • ENEMY SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAALE INCOMING

    WE'RE DONE

  • wait, is that a...parachute. the Saxton Hale i know would never use a parachute.

  • My favorite part was when he said Hale

  • only saxton hale can survive a skydive...naked...going upside-down

  • @nerderherder with his hat staying on :D

  • EAR RAPE

  • SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

  • I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

  • leroy jenkins, vs saxton haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaale in a screaming battle

  • i love how the world is spinning around saxton hale.

  • TACTICAL SAXTON INCOMING

  • LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JJJJJJJENKINSSSSS!

  • 25952225552222595222255259

    :D

  • Wanna see me fend off a few hales with just a medic? /watch?v=m_7idpTub4w

  • keep pressing 9 and 1 as fast as u can

  • i wanna skydive and assasinate someone from mid-air, in real life

    unlike cod bastards who turn around in the air with a sniper and when they hit the ground without a parachute they kill someone right before they die temself and give every nerd around a boner

    (no offense to ps3 users, they dont do it, the xbox cod gamers do it all day long, they make me fell ashame dof having a xbox

  • press 1 2 3 then 3 2 1 you can make a song lol

  • guys we have a new generation of mic spamming

  • 369, 369, 9999, 6666, 3, 6, 9 press these for hot cross buns.3

  • some guy was blasting this over his mic on XboX live the other day.

    the whole game.

    it wasn't even TF2

  • this sounds like my car.

  • Press 9 then 8

    Gaben?

  • I Like The Part Where He Jumped Out Of The Plane And Said "Saxton Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale"

  • Is it only me, or every one have a little enjoyment a the end?

  • If you press the # keys in an order similar to this- 176356274653676987654321 you can make a song better than Friday!

  • I DEMAND 10 HOURS VERSION, NAOW

  • Saxton hale.exe has stopped working

  • i got his shirt :D

  • I think he screams FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

  • press 1 for aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    press 2 for aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    press 3 for aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    press 4 for aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    press 5 for aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    press 6 for aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    press 7 for aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    press 8 for aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    press 9 for aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    press 0 for SAXTON

  • Does he shave his Chest or is it Natural like that?

  • 26962226662222696222266269

    Mary had a little lamb

  • Press 9 9 4 4 1 1 4 for twinkle twinkle little star.

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  • 1. Make 1000 new tabs

    2. Play this video on each one

    3. ????

    4. Ear sex

  • @Auron10124 challenge accepted

  • @Auron10124 i did it realy xD

  • @Auron10124 I did it, you are right :3

  • @Auron10124 Orgasms,Orgasms everywhere.

  • @Auron10124 Challenge Accepted

  • me gusta

  • @Auron10124 You ruined my computer!

  • pres these numbers for twinkle twinkle little star: 5, 5, 4, 4, 3, 3, 6

  • Saxton Hale jumps off a plane... WITHOUT A PARACHUTE!!!

  • THERE'S PROBABLY NO TIME!

  • Needs MOAR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!­!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!1green!!!!­!

  • hale.exe has encountered a problem

  • @superyoshi65 hale.exe was dropped out of a plane.

    hippie.wmw has stopped working.

  • he looks like pedo

  • READING BOOKS DONT WIN YOU FIGHTS FISTS DO!

  • this is funny but retarded but retarded

  • 1. watch video

    2. get an idea of making a song with numbers and get top comment

    3. ???

    4. no profit

  • drag your fingers across the number keys... PROFIT!

  • How to play the beginning of the James Bond theme:

    Push: 8,4,4,4,4,8,8,8,8,2,2,2,2,4,4,­4,8,4,4,4,4,8,8,8,8,2,2,2,2,3,­6,8.

    You are now a master musician!

  • Saxton Hale!

    Haxton Sale!

    Hax on Sale!

    Hats on Sale!

    Fuck you Valve.

  • Pilot in Helicopter: Take the Parachute!

    Saxton Hale: NO

  • SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAALE

  • and then you look at the URL

  • Not enough A's in the title.

  • I used to be an arrow, but then I met saxton hale's knee, I am now a stick.

  • this is the only video where snowflake option fits perfectly

  • Hale does not skydive with a parachute!

  • Saxton Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale is in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaace

  • this is now my ring tone!

  • I felt out of breath just listening to this.

  • This is how he gets to work everyday.

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  • saxtonhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­ale.exe has stopped working

  • nope, its just CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK TEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTAAAAAAA!!!!

  • Anyone else watch the whole video without pausing or skipping?

  • @robloxfan459 I did it, plus no blinks.

  • @robloxfan459 Thats the ONLY way to watch it.

  • @robloxfan459 i read your comment and im like "challenge accepted"

  • @robloxfan459 yes and thats 49 seconds of my life i want back

  • @robloxfan459 I did. But ur name: Has to go.

    ಠ_ಠ

  • @66Metallicaman66 Yeah sorry, I loved roblox back then but the credit card that autopayed my BC ran out or got canceled and I lost it. I fucking hate Roblox now.

  • @robloxfan459 WOOHOO I DID THE 100th thumbs up eue

    and yeah xD

  • @robloxfan459

    Once a day without doing so. We all need out daily dose of Australian Awesomeness

  • Is he talking through a fan? 'Cause it sounds like it.

  • i like the part when he is like HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAaAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAA.....le

  • 1. Watch this video

    2. Mildly amused

    3. Press # keys

    4. ????

    5. Profit

  • @misterpers0n Press F13....

  • @misterpers0n When you do all of them in order fast, it sounds like the failiure music in Raman Raving Rabbids TV Party.

  • @misterpers0n if you press then in order it sounds like a disco XD.

    dam impressive

  • @misterpers0n 25952225552222595222255259

    XD