MST3K - The Deadly Mantis (part 3)

[belladonna4577]

LMFAO@"hey, stop eating me! i'm still alive!"

omg, i nearly pissed myself XD.

[easyeasy506]

Amen, Snazz15 - Servo can't help humming the theme from "the Starfighters" whenever he's forced to watch dull flight sequences, (0:52)

[Snazz15]

I love it when they reference other episodes. :) :48

[MASSEFFECTfan101]

"Frosty The Snowman's partially melted body was found at the sight. A victim of a pistol whipping. Hermey The Misfit Elf is wanted for questioning."

XD

[ScareBear]

Filmed in Bald Spot Vision©!

[TheLackofattack]

Hundreds of Bob Cranes scramble to the rescue!

[ChaoticYak]

"Look out!"

The thing that almost didn't hit you!

[clovushoofe]

I really like how quiet everything gets when they're hiding behind the asteroid... even the music leading to commercial is non-existent. :)

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Yellow snow, Sir, can I eat it?

[ChaoticYak]

Why do you blame my bottomless stupidity for everything?

[scitsalcoryp]

Co Springs sux

[AlecRozsa]

PHONE RACES!

[whoadude1959]

The riffing in this episode is EXCELLANT but once again, a Canadian gives it a thumbs down

[Theburn77]

"I have a gun! I have lot's of guns!"

[JohnnyC133]

Woooo! Go Colorado Springs!

[13stooge]

hah hah hah servo's starfighter reference. classic

[Shogunelite]

Gypsy is so awesome! I'd like to have her as the pilot to the Normandy of Joker any time of day! =D

[Irkedmv]

GOPHERS! BIG ONES!

[demboys18]

"That tip is as sharp as a needle!"

"No it isn't, come on..."

[exophthalmos]

@InsanityHere I've seen it uploaded to other sites. I'm pretty sure you'll be able to find it easily using google video search.

[Shinchibi]

4:44

" -bump-bump- Why can't we come in? :< "

[bowieluver1]

6:32 LOL I LOVE NASH BRIDGES!!!

[antgav79]

I know im gunna catch a bunch of shit for this but pearl looks good with her hair like that.

[timelordthetrain]

@antgav79 I agree, I was afraid to post that though.

[antgav79]

@timelordthetrain lol the worst youll run in to here is some commie that hates mst3k

[InsanityHere]

@antgav79 I don't hate mst3k. I've almost always gotten a charge out of it. Like the movie where there was a German Shep dog in it, and he was laying on his side and spinning in circles. Then crow goes "woo woo woo" like Curly on 3 stooges. I was howling at that. There are so many examples like that. I just don't care to see it where I intend to watch the classic movie for the sake of the movie itself. See, I want freedom, not uh .. .like a commie.

[vampirehunter42]

@antgav79 Well if you have ever seen the actress with out the gaudy makeup, she looks really ok.

[dstewart0729]

co-dependent air force planes. 

[Feckinpaddy29]

we've got to put an end to freebasing on our planes! ( Lynard Skynard)

[pnutbutrncrackers]

"I think that's the definition of a blip." (!)

[CarolinaOcelot]

Who is it?!? I have a gun! I have lots of guns!

[ChaoticYak]

Hey, stop eating me! I'm still alive!

I didn't hear that I've got a lunch date!

[Scorpion14]

"Why do you blame my bottomless stupidity for everything?"

[couchfort]

VRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMM!

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMM!

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM!

[didgeboy287]

@couchfort Listen, I'm gonna downshift now. rrrrr RRRRRRR!!!!!

[couchfort]

@didgeboy287 brng brng brng, I'm idoling, brng brng brng

[tripoli911]

Oh no, the planes are going to refuel...Save yourself!!!!

[pytko3]

"A big kid put a quarter in the airplane ride."

[ReeperTheSeeker]

lol, this episodes skits have been the most action packed XD

[Dragmack]

PHONE RACES!!!

[freakofevolution]

Hundreds of Bob Cranes scramble to the rescue! GOPHERS! BIG ONES! Men, comise tapping The Rockies! Man, I'm so baked right now! You got to hear this Rush tape! Let's pull over and pick up some Mickey Cakes and Doritos! A big kid put a quarter in the airplane! The Mantis calls in for air support! Hey stop eating me I'm still alive! Sir, let's just surrender to the Russians! Yellow snow, sir! Can I eat it? Hey Go-Go boot material! Where Am I? Filmed in Bald Spot Vision!

[ChaoticYak]

I'm scrambling but where am I going?

Get off my runway, you jerk!

[HumorFunnyHaHaComedy]

Mike says out baby in the movie too. The movie is recycling old jokes from thos movie.

[modchic720]

"Kill the lights, Mike."

Ha! Takes me back to when I was a freshman in college, and we had to do that when we had alcohol on us and cops were around. :)

[ZanderJSketch]

Your rumors of my demise have been highly exaggerated.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

I love this scene. BaldSpot Vision. LMAO

[Cassavius]

Yellow snow sir, can I eat it 8D

[Slartibartfass13]

@Cassavius watch out where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow.

[Theburn77]

this is probably one of my favorite episodes of mst3k ever man.

[OzzyFan87]

"Hundreds of Bob Crane's scramble to the rescue"

[ChaoticYak]

It's simply not Jake!

[RavnDream]

"I'm scrambling but where am I going?!"

"Ah, let's just get up there and fly and make it look like we're doing something!"

"I got a yellow jacket in my headphone!"

"Yellow snow, sir. Can I eat it?"

"Please sit down."

"Now stand up again."

"Filmed in Bald Spot Vision!"

[didgeboy287]

Ha, yeah, I was just about to comment on that. They've referenced that song a few times I think.

[shiftyjake]

I need a diet Fresca.

[limmywinks]

2:36

"Hi!"

LMFAO!

[ElveeKaye]

"The thing that almost didn't hit you!"

[corazondfuego]

The song Servo hums at 0:55... is that from The Starfighters?

[MacTechG4]

Yep, that's the Starfighters theme :)

[rayden120]

i'm general ford

i'm general chevey

[rayden120]

the super sconic sheld yeah right not mantis proof lol

[rayden120]

so the radar is suppose to protect us from invastion but aganist a mantis nothing maybe are enemies shoud disguse their planes like mantises lol

[JamesOhGoodie]

- "Servo, what's that supposed to be?"

- "Idling"

I swear, season 8 had some of the best host segments in the entire show.

[wrght9185]

The SOL can really move with the right person behind the wheel. Gypsy's line "Alright, baby! Out, out, out!" is from "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World!" Dick Shawn said that to Jonathan Winters.

[SoundsmithOne]

FloJo's fingernail!

[Jangobadass]

Okay, who's Flojo?

[femstarlight]

Florence Griffith-Joyner, olympic athlete who had very long colorful nails.

[Jangobadass]

Thanks :)

[zbradley1990]

Isn't CONAD the predecessor to NORAD

[JackKlompus13]

Where's part 4?

[JackKlompus13]

Haha, their horn reminds me of the King of Cartoon's horn.

[FurretSpectrum]

"Makeing that oversized purple shell vac do your drivin for ya HA"

"OH YEAH SISTER!?"

It was ON!! :D

[buffypython]

"I'm so baked right now. You gotta hear this Rush tape!"

"Filmed in Bald-Spot Vision!"

[femstarlight]

"It's not jake"?? I would've followed up with 'maybe it's the fat man". I hope someone gets that reference.

[watda74]

I gotcha. Good one. lol

[MysterySTForever]

@femstarlight I know this comment is a year old, but is that meant to reference The Crawling Eye?

[femstarlight]

@MysterySTForever I don't think so, though I don't remember The Crawling Eye very well.

[sputman76]

I can't sleep tell me a story!

[sovietnimrod]

Hundreds of Bob Cranes scarmble to the rescue!

[livinintwilightzone]

WHERE AM I?!?!

[Drew1973]

nmnmnmnmnmnmnmnm

Whats that supposed to be?

I'm idling.

[EternalGuardian07]

"LOOK OUT!"

Crow: The thing that almost didn't hit you!

[Dragmack]

"Excuse me sir, the world just blew up"

- Servo

[hatesgames]

I love how Servo starts singing the monotonous theme from "The Starfighters"!

[xTheDarkestRedx]

Fuckin' Viacom needs to die.

[cale42]

Keep circulating the tapes, my friend. Spit in their eye.

[MagicalTrumpy]

They are definitely NOT Jake

[RRVCrinale]

The Starfighters riff got me laughing!

[Jangobadass]

"In their last futile attempt to save themsleves, they taped their plastic salad bowls to the roof of the plane"

Damn! That almost always works.

[Reelbigearth]

@Jangobadass

Yeah! Like for instance, Ive been taping plastic salad bowls to my bedroom ceiling for the last two years; everyone keeps saying that it's doing nothing, but look: I'm still alive, so it MUST be working!

[brandyrose7]

I love Servo's vehicle sound effects :D

[ChaoticYak]

@brandyrose7 I'm idling.

[KikoukenChunLi]

All right Gypsy!

[LonewolfSojourner]

CONAD... Oh NORAD, why didn't they say so.

[ggmcnall]

Bobo does his Plaxico Burress imitation

[StoneColdSergio]

WIN.

[Tareltonlives]

"Frosty the Snowman's melted body was found on the site, a victim of a pistol whipping. Herbie the misfit elf is wanted for questioning"

"Gentlemen, this looks delicious"

Love Gypsy's hat and Tom's robe

"You're the Shirley Muldowney of deep space"

"I'm idling!"

[Kinemacolour]

"A big kid put a quarter in the airplane."

"I can't sleep - tell me a story!"

[livinintwilightzone]

That took me a second - ha!!!

[nut126]

I will ALWAYS listen to a Rush tape

that's actually a pretty good idling noise!

[Thompsongs]

@nut126 Best band ever.

[nut126]

@Thompsongs 2 years later--Still totally true

[raiderhawg]

"3 seconds to reach the Pentagon Command Post." "But it's a party line, so it's always busy."

[luexiana]

its a shame gypsy doesnt show up more often.

[KDlala]

Go, Gypsy, go, Gypsy, go go go!

[Tareltonlives]

Only she could look badass with a hat and veil

[KDlala]

Heck, Gypsy would look badass in ANYTHING!

[pantseeker]

at my funeral i want this re-enacted word for word - just exchange "Pearl" with "Jen" i think xD

"I ave a gun! I have lots of guns!" xD lol

[nut126]

did you kill millions of apes?

[Tareei]

Gypsy is awesome and should have gotten more screen time ^^ you go girl!!

[AnitaMontresor]

"A shield that could mean life and death for millions of Americans."

But...won't, as we know, since we're sitting here watching this turd of a movie.

[TheSabessa]

"And the slower, fatter plane tries to catch up."

LOL XD

[Bauter]

At 8:36 does Gypsie say "phew i need a fucking Fresca" as in she needs a soda..

[megadude1]

now she says "Whew I need a DIET Fresca" I think the baddest swear word is bitch ( except the bloopers)

[megadude1]

*no **I think the baddest sear word they say on the show

[suspdevice]

ironically fresca is a diet soda by default

[crazycorps]

It does sound like it but if you turn up the volume it sounds more like diet Fresca.

[ShinyRayquaza2]

You have the whole air, could you move over?

(as the planes start landing after a minute in the air) Well, that accomplished a whole lot.

[ShinyRayquaza2]

Hundreds of Bob Cranes scramble to the rescue!

[naughtypagan72]

4:40 - Its Toucan Sam's nose :)

[naughtypagan72]

The whole radio communications scene reminds me of 'Airplane'

"Roger" "Huh?"

"Requesting Vector" "Huh?"

"We have clearance Clarence"

"Roger Roger. Whats our vector Victor?"

[KaterzTheMSTie]

Do you like movies about gladiators?

[naughtypagan72]

You ever been in a Turkish prison?

[KaterzTheMSTie]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[naughtypagan72]

Do you want me to check the weather Clarence?

No, why don't you take care of it. Joey? Do you ever hang around the gymnasium?

[KaterzTheMSTie]

Captain, how soon can you land?

I can't tell.

You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Can't you take a guess?

Well, not for another two hours.

You can't take a guess for another two hours?

[livinintwilightzone]

Pearl lost them behind a big rock?! Her hair must have been in her face.

[bluedahlia409]

"I can't sleep tell me a story-!"

the writers on this show are brilliant. how do they come up with these??

[lockhedp38]

9:27 Tom: your a General I was a general when I was 16

Me:during the civil War

[clshannon21]

So, this is really just a Cold War-era propaganda film. Now I understand!

[811Echo]

lol, made a starfighters reference at 0:49

[naughtypagan72]

That was just one MST movie I could NOT make myself watch all the way through - got about 8 parts into and realized it was basically Seinfeld with jets - no plot, a lot of taking off / flying / landing, and everybody seemed to look alike. MHO though.

[EverybodyPolka]

4:57 "And you are?"

[Tralman1965]

"Frosty The Snowman's partially melted body was found at the site, a victim of a pistol whipping. Herby the Misfit elf is wanted for questioning." These guys are brilliant!

[StareCalmo]

at 1:35, so funny! It looks just like that, too.

[Bobzeaux]

0:49 - *LMAO* I only recently saw The Starfighters for the first time. Now this joke that flew by me years ago has meaning. XD

[Strangeguitar]

Phone races!

[JanesCalamity]

"The thing that almost didn't hit you!!"

[kgvonmenng]

friggin' zoom on gypsy.

EAT MY SPACE DUST SISTER

[daffyphack]

"That point's as sharp as a needle."

"No it isn't, come on!"

[GalaxiaDarkness]

At 2:01, did we know that guy was back there? I always seem to miss it if we do.

[Crazy56U]

"Where am I?"

[tvsdavid138]

"Your reports of my death were greatly exaggerated" That sounds familiar. What is that from?

[melodyssong4916]

It's a famous quote by Mark Twain.

[tvsdavid138]

Thanks. I was thinking it was from Star Wars.

[pretorious700]

jeez, you made Samuel Clemens spin in his grave!

[tvsdavid138]

Hundreds of Bob Cranes would make a good band name.

[Teckert09]

Servo: "I'm Idling...mrrmrrmrrmrmrmrmrrmrr­mrr"

Awesome

[MDK2582]

"Hey, stop eating me! I'm still alive!"

[Tareltonlives]

I cracked up at the "Starfighters" reference

[kgvonmenng]

Commence tapping the Rockies!

[ryokorgk]

A big kid put a quarter in the airplane. That did remind me of a supermarket kiddie ride.

[BlecktheThird]

Hundreds of Bob Cranes scramble to the rescue!

Get off my runway, you jerk!

[EternalGuardian07]

THE THING THAT ALMOST DIDN'T HIT YOU!!!

The movie is called Deadly Mantis, yet they expected to be scared (or at least mildly startled) at a human hand.

[Garnetsigma]

I love how Gypsy takes charge in the host segment :D

[Tareltonlives]

Gypsy kicks ass

[nut126]

that's gypsy though--she takes charge most segments she appears in don't mess with that sassy lady!

[donna637]

Servo: We've got to put an end to freebasing on our airplanes.

[lysis28]

This is awesome. Thanks for uploading. I love the riffing with the plane shots!

[Garnetsigma]

Me too XD Plane jokes are always my favorite part of any episode.

[BeeDub57]

"Yellow snow, sir, can I eat it?"

[NamuNamu3]

Filmed in bald spot vision

[Dreadpirate46]

"Hundreds of Bob Cranes scramble to the rescue."

[SamuraiFoochs]

Crow: "Gophers! Big ones!"

Mike: "Gentlemen, this looks delicious."

Crow: "Conan?"

Servo: "Gonad, I think."

Narrator: "These are 'hot phones'."

Crow: "Uh-HUH!"

Great host segment, too.

[BekurahToshin]

I also heard it as "Gonad". XD lol

And yeah, I think the host segments just kept getting better and better throughout the series run, come to think of it everything just kept getting better. =3

Man there are times I still miss this show. ^^