Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater - Greasy Freebooter

[darkhunter96]

Just played through this part lol. I'm starting to wonder if Volgin & the Major had some sexy time with each other lmao

[breathlessloveless]

0:34 That awkward moment for everyone when... well y'know...

[MrResidente15]

00:40 Volgin: ¿¡EH!? ¡Raikov no la tiene tan grande! D:<

[blaakmage]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo what was that?

[RobloxMaster01]

Who obviously touches Major's dick to know how it feels LOL!

[geignaskgfasnjkvgjkl]

i dont get it?? is it cause hes gay with the major..thats why he did that??

[MichaelBackhander]

Lets see, Volgin is a hulking, muscle-bound, sadistic, bisexual Russian who can manipulate electricity. Yikes.

[KaozTh3ories]

You know, Sokolov takes getting shot in the kneecaps pretty well...

[CrimsonHybrid6VI6]

Grab crotch = Identify imposter.

Very innovative, Volgin. *pfkkk*

[VyseElric]

Remember kids: if a russian touches you in an innapropriate way, say "no" then go! watch how snake handles saying "no" then go by skipping to 0:28!

[navi1007]

my name in real life is ivan he didnt hurt me i actually like naked snake

[blazinginferno15]

oh man poor sokolov! what did he do to deserve that??

LMAO at snake's reaction to the crotch-grab. "i need an adult! TT_____TT"

[breathlessloveless]

I love how he holds the salute for a few seconds

[MrMrcheeseman123]

I wish that was me grabbing Snakes yummy delicious sweaty hairy penis

[SuperLm07]

@MrMrcheeseman123 wtf XD ewww

[bmarkeen]

at least HE didnt question SNAKE'S manhood...

[100espada]

Major! I've been waiting for you in my room!

IT'S CHOCOLATE SUNDAE NIGHT.

[RainbowSmite525]

I love how he can tell it isn't Raikov just by grabbing his dick.

[peepeevagi]

... well whatever, this just means that he secretly wants to be an interior designer and would like Justin Bieber for being cute. "You've got a body like a newborn baby... ha,ha,HA! Not for long.."

Go and get 'im Volgin, you can have that canadian bastard.

[jonpaze]

0:34

you're a....man?

wait, wrong game

[GothicHinata001]

I believe he was going to shoot him, but he couldn't because Snake was wearing the Raikov mask. Oddly romantic, Volgin loves Raikov so much that he can't even think about hurting him.

[Borin81]

dont choke on them, junior.

[cagecageking]

YES. YES I LIKED THIS VERY MUCH. MR. KOJIMA, I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

[AnarchistGoth]

Volgin and Raikov...?

The idea really turns me on X3

[Psychocide]

fags r just for laughs dats bout it lol

[Epscylon]

Anybody else incredibly amused that Volgin apparently goes around identifying people by grabbing their crotches?

[BlackHaiyate]

@Epscylon

I hope he does that with -everyone-. Not even just Raikov.

[dustinmolnar12]

I really want to buy a PS2 again just for this game. This was the best MGS in the series.

[DJRANZ]

@dustinmolnar12 This game will be released for the PS3 and XBOX 360 in November

[Kidwaniack5]

volgin was like.. give me that dick nigga!!!!!!!!!

[S0MEAS1AN]

Respond to this video... didnt know faggets were allowed in soviet russia

[ChanceReed]

ewwww hes a faggg but damn snake got beat up

[Kotathelulzy]

2:41 hey volgin are you taking over the world?

[MadaraXIII]

@Kotathelulzy LMAO

Of Course

M. Bison FTW

[Kotathelulzy]

@MadaraXIII YES YES!!

[5NailsToTheNeck]

You should rename this snake gets his ass kicked

[Blaze187Killa]

@5NailsToTheNeck only cuz the boss intervined lol if she wnt there 2 save volgin this game wud have ended here or at least volgin

[RoyFan33]

I think the best part of this entire clip is the way Snake handles the situation of having his crotch grabbed... The first time he pauses then gently pushes Volgin off... The second time, he slowly glances down to his crotch as if to say to himself, "No funny business... This series is complicated enough as it is." xD

[billywillyjilly]

so did he know it wasn't raikov because snake wasn't hard or because snake's dick was bigger or because snake's dick was smaller?  I NEED TO KNOW WHY

[Blaze187Killa]

@billywillyjilly cuz rikov wears thongs n snake wears boxers its a big givaway when u put rikov in the locker lol

[MadaraXIII]

LOL DAM, He must Really KNOW the major well.

[NeoTStyle]

I love how Volgin gets his shit wrecked by both Snake and The Boss so easily.

Also, I didn't know he actually popped out Sokolovs knee caps...Jesus Christ that must be fucking painful.

I always thought he simply shot him in the legs to demobilize him.

[Blaze187Killa]

@NeoTStyle hahaha he would have been killed if it wnt for the boss saving his weak arse lol thts the reason why i never beat this guy with guns i looooove to return the favor hes just done 2 big boss

[simonswesea]

........And some people really thinks that wimen are weak.......Dumbasses.

Never mess with the Boss.

[papersoulja27]

i kno the major betr than ne1 else---> awkward!

[strikerk]

*Crotch Grab*

~!

Who are you? :O

[Tick386]

Gayness at 0:26. I was like omg did he really do that after saying i was w8ing for u in my room?

[SaskueSucks]

Anyone else think The Boss is so hot when she kicks Snake's ass?

[Kakashi2girl]

As hilarious, bloody, and epic as this scene is(the "fairy disguise" line is just great. I'm so gay for The Boss), putting the Raikov mask on during the Volgin fight makes me feel a little bad. Volgin drops to his knees and is all "Ivan?! Ivan... is that you?"

And then you pop him one in the face and he's all ROOOOAAAR. Yet another dirty trick using his boyfriend's face.

[Blaze187Killa]

@Kakashi2girl he dnt deserve no1 feeling sorry for him hes pretty much the reason why snake had 2 kill the boss cuz he fired it (even tho the US set it up soo he would)

n he beats the shit out of big boss u gotta piss him off twice as much u was when volgin shamed big boss in this

[Carthight]

Chitter~~

MAN, I feel bad for Snake. He spends most of this game having people whupping his ass eight ways to next Sunday. The Boss especially.

You see what happens now!? You NEVER screw with lovers. Punch one, and the other's gonna wail on you until you can't stand on your own two feet.

[NiteOwl22]

2:07 - 2:09 is just great.

I love how she's the last person standing in the room.

lol

[pyro9050]

I'm feeling immense sympathy for Sokolov's kneecaps right about now.

[KazumeSR]

@pyro9050 Yeah, he used to be such an accomplished scientist who only wanted to build space rockets...

Then he took 2 bullets to the knees O_o...

[MetalGear1988Solid]

never thought big boss would get his ass kicked so bad.

[StreetFuckingFighter]

lmao volgin is weak

[azn1011]

at 3:48 just stay down, Snake

[juniorphreak]

Oh, who cares why Volgin is electric. He's fucking awesome. Hell, he could probably still kick some ass without the electricity.

Yes, I'm a Volgin fangirl and I'm proud.

[S3FLionheart]

Well I hate to break it to you but Volgin is gay, he likes dick... this must be hard on you I'm sorry

[juniorphreak]

Well, no shit. What was the first fucking clue? Him waiting for Raikov in his room or grabbing Snake's dick?

And I'm glad he likes dick. I like dick too. We have something in common.

[UncleSpankification]

@juniorphreak He also likes the vajay, as he rapes Eva on occasion. We can all relate to him. :D

[CampinCarl354]

he still dies even with electricity

[NeoGamemaster]

Hey, you'd be electric too if you were some kind of 2 meter gorilla with infinite funds and are about to launch a nuclear strike to America :D

[ByakuyaUchiha120]

So... he can tell who someone is by squeezing their balls?

[CampinCarl354]

becuz Ivan likes it. Volgin and Ivan are a couple

[ByakuyaUchiha120]

Huh... You know you really don't have a lot of gay couples in video games now that I think about it.

[CampinCarl354]

not really. This is the second time ive seen gay dudes on Metal Gear Solid

[luckeecharm1]

What was the 1st time?

[CampinCarl354]

metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty. Vamp is a homo character. snake mentions that when keep talkin to him when u first meet after he wakes up

[robinpimpin190]

I think that´s one of the reasons why Kojima is so brilliant. I think a lot of developers are scared to put "homosexual scene´s" in their games, but it seems like Kojima doesn't really care. :p

[SparkamusPryme]

Metal Gear Mk. II and III are the gayest robots you're likely to find.

[byrin117]

volgin was gay..."Major i've been waiting for you in my room."..

[dmarco1994]

i got a pooter and for every puch snake gets ill press the button

[Skyntalor]

that is one brutal beating.

[zkid95]

I wish they would tell us why Volgin grabbed Snake's crotch. This is going to keep me up all night.

[SchroNyah]

I can't tell if that was sarcasm or not. Snake was disguised as Raikov. Volgin and Raikov are lovers and given Volgin's dominance, he probably just walks up to him and grabs his crotch all the time.

[michan3216]

My favorite part is how snake is like "Wtf? Get your hand off my crotch," And Volgin just grabs it again. I can totally see that, Raikov is just walking by and bam! Volgin grabs his crotch, right in front of everyone.

[Bravedigger666]

Wait, so Volgin grabbed his crotch to figure out if he really was Raikov or not? ... Awesome.

Although, maybe it was the fact that the impostor moved away from his advances more than the actual -ahem- feel, of down there.

Just a thought.

[Blaze187Killa]

simple anser friend snake wears boxer shorts and rikov wears thongs theres ur anser =]

[chainsawhappygerbil]

i love the anti raiden messages when u use the codec with the raiden gear on, plus volgins not the first bisexual male metal gear char,vamp was as well, it tells u that vamp was fortunes lover and her fathers in metal gear 2

[Blaze187Killa]

@chainsawhappygerbil he wnt fortunes lover :/ u he was just real close to her dint u listen to what snake told raiden?

[vivalaV12]

@Blaze187Killa Actually Vamp was really Fortune's husband, not just her friend, because when they were standing on top of Arsenal in MGS2 and Ocelot was revealing his plans he tells her how they used Vamp (he refers to him as her husband during the dialogue) to achieve their goals.

[Blaze187Killa]

No he aint snake says this when he 1st meets raiden trust me I no wht I'm talkin' bout he was close 2 her but not tht close cuz if u paided attention 2 wht snake said n ud no fortunes husband is dead n raiden also says 2 snake is he fortune and vamp 2 gether n snake says no there's more 2 it than tht n then he says vamp was scotf dolph jackson fortunes father u need 2play msg2 again u ppl

[PeterBrownrigg]

Volgin is gay!!!??? Wow... he had sex with both a man and a woman!!! He's a sick son of a xxxx

[TheGodMar]

He's sick because he's bisexual? Grow up, please.

[RedxEyesxarexawesome]

yay boss xD

and... Volgin can identify the dude by their nuts xD

[Mersadeon]

"I know the major better than anyone else..." Seems to be like he knows his nuts XD

[subzerorocks22]

major prob just had 1 nut

[Mersadeon]

Oh sry, it has to be more than 2 years that I played it... I love Metal Gear!

[hotdrill2002]

did snake die ?

[FoxtrotMouse]

That would create a Time Paradox if he did, and MGS as we know it wouldn't exist.

Basically, what I'm saying, is no he didn't. Just got beaten senseless.

[klcgame93]

i know raikov / raiden is not a man come on nut grab and no comment

[ameIPPAI]

lol oh c'mon man give raiden a break haha

[dearestjen]

That look snake gave him is like " how dare you, I feel violated!"

lol

[robotzrus]

I loled so hard the first time I saw this. I had no idea what the hell had just happened.

[Hammerman24]

Volgin: "I've been waiting for you in my room"

Snake: "o.0"

[protonmonkey]

In Soviet Russia, genitals grab YOU!

...I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. But yeah, poor Volgin is always worrying about Raikov. I can see why though, what with their being lovers and Raikov's tendency to get shoved into lockers. Plus, the tiny lighting bolt on Raikov's underwear is really just goddamn adorable.

[wirelessoptical]

wow the major ivan must have a HUGE package if volgin can normally feel it through pants like that.

[sephiroth200135]

hehe i fought the boss today the day i got the stealth camo i knocked her on her butt so many times in cqc its not funny lol

[FirelightCascade]

2:05, everyone is at the Boss's mercy. :>

[SmashingJack420]

Volgin could tell that it wasn't the real Raikov just by grabbing his dick? I don't even know how that can be.....

[thunderboyAAC]

and... Wow tht is one over protective boyfriend 0.0

[thunderboyAAC]

LOL! I love snakes first reaction! XD

[XGiftedGamerX]

Weird, he complains about you hurting Ivan but you can just trangalize him and shove him in a locker and he'll just be alive...

[FirelightCascade]

But Volgin doesn't know that, he assumed you violated him or something, in every sense of the word. Silly Volgin, thinking everyone in this world is bi. :U

[jamlan1009]

this is an intense beating big boss gets. shows how hard he is and why solid is so hard if he can take this.

[Americafallsin4]

or you could just say "Hey, you're a traitor."

Just a thought...

[boblolz]

In soviet russia, genital grabbing means your a traitor.

[Ukiby3000]

"Extended beating sequence to try and reassure the male players after the intense gay of the beginning of the scene!"

Quoted for truth. I also didn't see thoe knee-shots coming. I was like "Wait... WHAT??? What was that for?????"

[Spikezx7]

The Boss is the most Badass boss in all of MGS

[Jebac25]

lol what was that somekind of judo?!?! NO! CQC LMAO

[ShiMmY1990]

Hah, The Boss is ace. She knocks Volgin down as easily as if he was made out of cardboard or something.

And I highly doubt there's such a huge difference between Raikovs and Sakes crotch that it can be felt through thick layers of clothing. The real Raikov would probably not get so shocked and bluntly brush off Volgins approach like that.

[katok119]

volgin and raikov are lovers he nows his balls too we

[robotzrus]

I think he has super smelling and he can tell whehter or not there's perfume on his balls.

[Danzaiver01]

He wants to see if he really is the mayor because the major is his boyfriend and he wants to see if he has an erection.

Kojima is really sick XD but in a good way

[p0p0klatschinator]

No that's not exacly it. In the easter egg with raiden he does the same thing with raiden and then he comments it with like "like the sack of a baby" or something. In other word's he knows the mayjors genitals that well that he can tell by touching...

[Danzaiver01]

LoL, so the Major has small balls and Snake big ones?

[ParalyzedDreamer]

lolololol

[Aldrius]

Nah, the majors are just really smooth...

...ew...

[Rambo4President]

Damn, Volgin beats the shit out of Snake. :D

I loved this game, finished it 17 times or something like that.

[superchilodude]

Volgin and Raikov were lovers, that's why Volgin says he's been waiting for him in his room and that he knows the Major better than anyone else. What a homo.

[robotzrus]

He sexes eva on a regular basis though. I guess he's bi.

[superchilodude]

Haha! Yeah, but it's still pretty damn gay! Hideo Kojima is a disgusting bastard, but Hell, does he know how to make a good game... or games. I loved all of them!

[ameIPPAI]

I think kojima purposely made raikov gay because it's hilarious

if you think about it, raiden was really girly, and almost everyone hated him, so making a homosexual parody of him is just hilarious if you think about it

[TheGodMar]

Yeah, homosexuality is so disgusting. Please grow up. I'm sick of this homophobia. That is disgusting.

[daniheartresi]

huh? you don't like homosexuality but you're sick of homophobia? i think you may be contradicting yourself there.

[daniheartresi]

oh whoops read your comment wrong..my bad XD

[gethiguyaka10balls]

Uh you just contradicted you're self there.....

[re4guy13]

snake is not gay!!!!! *crawls in a corner in denial* lol xD

[robotzrus]

No one said hes gay...

except YOUUU OMGGGGG

[re4guy13]

:( ..... lol!

[raffaflaff]

lol only the boss is left standing.

[kostasolid]

snake for ever

[TheMorrisseyMan]

lol now why would volgin be waiting for major in his room !!

[iTunesJunky]

HAHA!

[Zarrick2]

Is there ever an explanation for the...crotch moment?

[devilmaycryagency]

volgin wanted to see if it was really the major by grabbing his crotch XD

im not joking

[Zarrick2]

Huh...

Unexpected quirk.

[TheGodMar]

Volgin and Raikov are lovers. :D

[SaskueSucks]

sometimes i think the boss is a guy

[FirelightCascade]

*Bad Russian accent* Don't you know that a third of the worlds greatest assassins are women? >:U

*Snipes*

[SaskueSucks]

its obvious big boss is better in cqc

[SaskueSucks]

why does he keep grabing his balls, was he waiting to fuck him in his room? this is weird

[wizword]

Yes. Volgin is bi. Raikov was his boyfriend.

[SaskueSucks]

wait a sec, whos the guy who looks like raiden in thus game

[Zarrick2]

The original snake with a mask.

[TheGodMar]

Raikov and Raiden look alike.

[itsrainingocelot]

how do you know this?

[xJasenx]

technically, I think it's a saidist thing...

not sure though.

[JacobBlackLova]

Yeah he's into SM. Including with his lover...whose just as sadistic as him...

[ocelotunits]

yes when you play mgs3 when you are scientist

go infront of raikow and you will see a durty trick

[ocelotunits]

hellot ocelot mother (the boss)

volgin is bisexual not gay vyt i think hes more gy the bisexual!

Ocelot=my boss

gut volgin kick snakes ass

Sokolov go to hell

[NonDairyYogurt]

damn... nigger got fucked up...

[ziiipfelzweeerg]

I think Boss's voice is really amazing ive never heard something like that it's really intense i dunno how to describe it

[SaskueSucks]

HOLY UCK AWSOEM FIGHT

[NeoGamemaster]

Hey, you'd be electric too if you were some kind of bisexual sadomasochistic rusian gorilla freak with scars all around your face that has unlimited currencies D:

[ziiipfelzweeerg]

i think he was very upset because Ivan was dead lol

why didnt snake ask EVA how Ivan behaved LoL

[GavenRocker]

canonically Ivan doesn't die in Snake Eater since you can recruit him in Portable Ops. canonically i think he just got knocked out

[zolo1243]

snake was like "HALP" XD

[jimjim435]

rofl the major was gae?

[metaLisandman]

this volgin is a gay

[CadaverJunky8]

"this volgin is a gay"?...

....go die plz

[metaLisandman]

go look at his profile then you'll know..

and go die first!

[DANIELLYNCH94]

dont call her boss in the discription, it coulda been big boss or THE boss, aka big moma

[Tygore]

Big Mama is EVA, not The Boss.

[NINTENDOHEAD2]

If you encounter the major and 'he' says things. it's in a woman's voice. O I'm guessing 'he' is actually a 'she'.

[farter1a2b3c]

FREEDOM GRAB!