Opie and Anthony's Jim Norton Roast - Part 1

[yamadafagau]

did they ever roast the old patrice tapes?

[aradroxar]

@yamadafagau No, they got taken off the air a few weeks after this.

[yamadafagau]

@aradroxar A damn shame.

[rvd4twenty]

glad to see patrice at sheen roast by far the most underated and unkown comedian

[TrevorKingKwong]

rofl starts off hilarious with Patrice sighing in disappointment.

[hazelcheeze]

time will tell that the bunch of dummies on this show were well beyond their years....o&a party rock.

[tekworm]

madmoran1029: the word is irrelevant, not nonrelevant 

[3234718]

Why do they keep bring Vos on the show? I've seen his stand up. It's not funny. He's not funny on the show. I don't understand

[spacemanisaac]

@3234718

To make fun of him.

[GewgleTubeExplorer]

@3234718 You can say that his stand up is not funny but you can't say Vos is not funny on this show. He's one of the best.

[MissDeeCole]

date?

[Crusoeconomy21]

is there anywhere to see the video?

[YaaashMichaelScott]

Gotta love Voss... [4:12] When you make that "Transfusion" into ped material...

[deuceswild76]

LOL. I need sat radio.

[davyjames]

You got more dead pilots than american airlines

[LAPunk1986]

Can I jack one on your back? 350, that's pretty expensive! Lol

[b4baby]

i love that no matter whose roast it is, it ends up being about Vos. poor bastard.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

lol, "I feel like I was raped"

[ghostwhiskey]

i miss tough crowd

[SockMyDink]

Ahhhh Rich kills me. Bombing or not.

[NOSFERATU904]

Jim florentine and don jamieson are, like most stand-up comedians and all modern comedians, not at all funny and slightly annoying.

[Fenyx6]

@NOSFERATU904 yeah canadians have pretty much hit rock bottom in all aspects of life and culture.

[NOSFERATU904]

@Fenyx6 I`m not canadian and neither are those talentless hacks, so what are you saying? Canada is in better shape than the US from what I hear.

[Drungmus]

@Fenyx6

I dunno, we're getting worse (aka more like the US), but it's still pretty nice. Not too crowded, if I get hit by a car I won't be end up in debt because of it, and the weed...incredible.

[Fenyx6]

@Drungmus haha i was just saying shit to piss all the hyper sensitive people that bitch on youtube videos. Good to know you got the herb hookup, I'm in cali and the weed is good here as well

[Nightwing690]

florentine sucks at comedy

[NobesBLO13]

O and A are funny but when will they admit they wouldnt have a career without the king HOWARD STERN. jim norton is the man. hey jim we need u in artie's chair!

[MsDeeksization]

@NobesBLO13 Norton would never work for Stern. Stern doesn't share the marbles. The Stern show is dead anyway. Norton would stick out like a sore thumb trying to be funny in that cemetery. Howard is done. Isn't he down to 3 days a weeks now?

[NobesBLO13]

@NobesBLO13 what

[non1mus]

Wow, a roast on the radio, what a great idea. I wonder who came up with that one?

[JSB741]

@non1mus - From the look of your other post, I'm gonna guess ... Howard, when his hog isn't in your mouth?

[non1mus]

@JSB741 Passive drunkenness. I agree that it is a wig.

[91themi]

@non1mus actually Hoo Hoo Stern didnt roast artie on the radio until 2006, norton was roasted in 2001. get your shit right you fucking tool

[kalpal67]

@91themi howard used to roast back in the days with like jackie and his divorce but anyone who tries to say o and a stole this bit is retarded. roasting has been done since the middle ages.

[VonCouch]

Pure comedy Battle Royal with the most vicious bastards ever to tell a joke.

[yankeecrankee]

Too bad there was no video to go with this clip, it would've been even funnier.

[BJZnRPZ]

vos always turns into the joke of the room, no matter what. Fucking Tool.

[mojoheroin]

@BJZnRPZ i know I used to like Vos b4 i heard him on O&A and he is a fucking loser

[gbwerbyjr]

is it true that u got shit out ur moms ass? fuckin loser

[elbob17]

WTF are you guys talking about?

[pplafritz1]

"It's going to be a long... awful day...."

[kspec00]

ok we get it u people like STERN!!!! who cares!? just enjoy this radio gold u dummies! :D

[pplafritz1]

Amen

[liamhull]

jeez so many arguments over stern and O&A, WHO CARES!!!!. We should be grateful we have both of these shows they both have there pros and cons, you may like stern you may not WHO CARES!

[CoraxTheCold]

its good to have competition, wrestling went to shit soon after WWF bought WCW

[liamhull]

Who gives a fuck about wrestling its always been shit and will remain shit. Its always been oversized oiled up men grappling each other in speedos, predetermined bullshit.

[markymarkbb]

so you dont watch movies?

[liamhull]

And that has something to do with this HOW!?

[markymarkbb]

you talked about wrestling its the same as a movie acting action they arent really fighters thats what i meant

[liamhull]

There is no way you can compare a movie to wrestling, the only thing that links the two is acting. Compare a movie like Saving Private Ryan a movie based on actual events with a gripping storyline with visualy real violence on a mass scale to a WCW man on man greased up over the top shitty acting with moves you can tell are fake. They dont even seem to hide the fact its so fake anymore with punches that wouldnt hurt my nan.

[markymarkbb]

i know that its fake and not well done but its the closest thing to a movie you keep saying as if i think wrestling is real but in a fact that there is acting and storylines in wrestling nowadays and that is all editing it takes months to make a movie and wrestling is all live

[liamhull]

So why would you want to watch something that is close to a movie, when you can just watch a movie with alot better acting?

[markymarkbb]

because its ENTERTAINMENT

[scantyrevery]

It's still real to me, damn it!

[Panasper]

nothing against wrestling, but if they made it into a movie, it would be about as gay as brokeback mountain.

Most movies blow too. Yeah it's entertainment, that doesn't mean it isn't shitty entertainment. Doesn't anyone read books anymore?

[Tzeentch1]

They did make wrestling into a movie fool. It's called "The Wrestler" Also. What does this have to do with Jim Norton?

[OptionalSuicide]

Agreed... Er.. I wish I had more to say...

[enigma414]

amen

[sman78spider]

very well said

[tstlkevanilla]

Thanks for posting this! I forgot about this bit! I love when they tool on each other!

[scantyrevery]

I saw that human trafficking TV show too.

[coka5841]

i liked howard i found o and i grew up all before i was 13

[scantyrevery]

Loser.

[DojangRat]

i used to think stern was funny and edgy radio.....then i discovered O&A

[sleeplessnights7745]

thts a hell of a roast

[DrewskyLuv]

It's two different shows, I like them both, I don't feel I have to choose sides. Yall kids need to grow up with the arguing over Stern and O&A.

[Frrrrrrrrunkis]

opie and anthony, have a vibe, where you feel like you could almost be friends and chill with them. Stern has a very different attitude, a more 'celebrity' better than you, vibe.

[scantyrevery]

I agree, sort of, with the exception that once one gets within studio proximity of them, they tend to type brand their listeners as stalkers, weirdos, creeps, losers, ugly, or everyones favorite type--the hot hot hot lets get you naked right now girl.

[scantyrevery]

They do have Kenny as a bodyguard after all, him and other alternating studio security guys. It's safe for them to keep an air of distance I suppose. You never know if a real wacko is going to show up in the crowd.

Still, they do throw a fair share of listener oriented gatherings/parties.

[nsewx]

with the amount of naked women degraded by them? you'd think some alcoholic gun toting boyfriend might take issue with his women naked, and being called a whore on video tape. thats only stern playing nice to his female guest, no wonder his 1st wife ditched his ass. I don't hate stern but he clearly lost all hope for being witty on his show, it's jew and black jokes if all else fails.

[nsewx]

woman*

[enigma414]

you had it right the first time you dope

[KolYma89]

sterns good, o & a are good, what's the problem?

[KIDSCOTCH]

yes

[rezmoneynwkubs]

shit, i like stern and o and a. both amazing shows.

[KIDSCOTCH]

yes

[buddygroove]

I fuckin' miss Opie and Anthony. Fuck WBCN for getting rid of them. A big FUCK YOU to WBCN. It's a shitty radio station run by assholes. Fuck you and Toucher and Rich are horrible replacements.

[southphillypropane2]

GET XM

[jackass2286]

Toucher and rich is still way better than that fucking man town shit thats been going on for 15 years now on AAF

[drivepro]

Suck a dick. Suck a dick for a dollar a day. That s all you gotta do. ok Suck two dicks at 52 bucks apiece, then you got your XM paid for,  its way better .

[madmoran1029]

fuck howard stern that old nonrelevant fuck

[b3tr4y4l]

@madmoran1029 lol sterns a legend, guy makes 20m a year for talkin shit and watchin bitches on a sybian.

[non1mus]

@madmoran1029 The only time O and A are relevant are when they talk about Howard.

[calideson]

@non1mus Never heard that one before!

[mac777daddy]

@madmoran1029 He is still getting paid!!

[kalpal67]

@madmoran1029 you mean irrelevant you "ilintelligent" fuck. i hate o&a guys who don't listen to stern but say he's funny and i hate howard guys that do the same

[kalpal67]

@madmoran1029 you mean irrelevant you "ilintelligent" fuck. i hate o&a guys who don't listen to stern but say he's not funny and i hate howard guys that do the same

[kalpal67]

@madmoran1029 nonrelevant isn't a......well you .....nevermind

[ESP1EMG]

btw we are talking about radio, not stand-up comedy. and im a O&A fan that hardly even listens to stern!

[pearcemark]

You're not an O&A fan, die.

[ESP1EMG]

kill yourself....

[jonathanpqsi]

man what a lineup like the yankees

[BillBauer]

I used to listen to Stern. It is easy to compare Stern and O&A.  Just try to listen to the unfunny Artie, and then listen to Jim Norton. You will then have your answer.

[jsnhnsly]

More O&A vs Howard rants... why do i even scroll down *sigh*

[snapsoidpablo1]

Once again, O&A are doing radio that Stern created.

[JerseyLuke]

shut up are you kidding.. stern is washed up.. o and a do their own thing and they are better then stern ever was and will ever be.

[snapsoidpablo1]

dude, whatever you like about o&a, stern was doing it the year you were born - that was about the same time o&a met each other washing dishes in a restaurant. you know it's true...

[pearcemark]

How are O&A doing radio that Stern created? Because he invented breathing and talking, so anyone who breathes and talks on the radio is ripping him off? LOL

[snapsoidpablo1]

Yes. Howard Stern invented breathing.  O&A have ripped him off because they breathe too.

[kalpal67]

@snapsoidpablo1 i love this but i hate when they talk about howard

[ESP1EMG]

they are refering to the raunchy and profain humor, you clueless sob. you might not agree, but atleast act like you have some sense.

[pearcemark]

You're the clueless one, how the hell is that doing radio that Stern created? Did Stern create raunchy humor?

Damn that Lenny Bruce for ripping Stern off. Stupid George Carlin in 1970, doing Stern's bit about the 7 words, that awful copycat!

Die.

[ESP1EMG]

stern was considered the most absurd show at the time. i dont even listen to the hack, and its so obvious that he helped pave the way for that type of programming. stern is radio 101 for these guys.

i said you didnt have to agree, just quit acting like a dip shit "he invented breathing??" dumbass...

[pearcemark]

Again, how are they doing radio that Stern invented? You're using this vague shit to try and defend your point, and it's not working.

"Hoo Hoo, Marconi ripped me off, Robin! It was all me!"

[Babaretro222]

what are you douche bags bitching about... NOBODY BEATS IMUS IN THE MORNING ladyboys

[darkhammeredseh9000]

Well sorry if they're not as creative as Howard Stern and able to come up with such hilarious and original bits like "HEY EVERYONE GET YOUR DOUCHERAGS OUT BECAUSE WE HAVE CUNTY MCCUNTERSON AND SHE'S GONNA RIDE THE RABBIT!" Stern lost the ratings war with these guys because he failed to be innovative and smart with his show. All he ever really had to fall back on was shock value and now all his fans are bitter and butthurt about loosing the ratings battle to O&A.

[charfman84]

I like HOward and O&A but when did he lose ratings to O&A?

[theonlyprof1]

Wow, how sad. At least you're in good company with O&A, since they've lived their lives through Stern, and you're sadly living your life through them. From wiki:

According to the winter 07 arbitron ratings, O&A...[have only gone]from 2% to about 4% of the audience, 1/3rd of Stern's old numbers in NYC. Following the Summer 07 Arbitron ratings, O&A's 18-to 34-year-olds ratings slipped, while their morning drive rating in NYC of 2.1 left them only ahead of sports based WFAN network in the morning.

[scantyrevery]

Who cares!? Shut up! I see you're rolling in that Stern money, but oh, wait ...

[BillBauer]

Look into it. You will find out that they were not even on the air most of the time when these particular ratings were taken. Those were ratings of their reruns.

[BillBauer]

> Following the Summer 07 Arbitron ratings, O&A's 18-to 34-year-olds ratings slipped, while their morning drive rating in NYC of 2.1 left them only ahead of sports based WFAN network in the morning.

Look into it. You will find out that they were not even on the air most of the time when these particular ratings were taken. Those were ratings of their reruns.

[scantyrevery]

They had just started in N.Y. at the time of course their ratings were horrible, it's no secret.

[snapsoidpablo1]

darkhammeredseh9000, you were in elementary school in the 90's - what the fuck do you know about Howard Stern?

[buddygroove]

sounds like someone sucks Sterns dick. he's old news now. O&A are waaay better.

[jimmynorton10]

Part of the dying Stern fan base. So sad. They all feel it's still the late 80's

[theonlyprof1]

I only listen to Stern occasionally via Youtube. But that most pathetic thing about jimmynorton10's lament about Stern fans living in the late 80's is that at least they're remembering something original. O&A fans are digging a shtick that Stern did many years before them in the early 80's. And jimmynorton10, unless you're actually Jim Norton, it's very sad that your youtube name is based on somebody else (albeit a pretty funny comedian).

[pearcemark]

How are O&A doing Stern's schtick?

[nogoodbastid]

dying stern fan base?

these guys did great with the stations they inherited when howard left terrestrial, right?

0.0

they lost every goddamn station. he went out on top.

[scantyrevery]

Stern has never made me laugh.

[nsewx]

his guest have made me laugh but by himself he would crash, hence Robbin and the wack pack crew.

[rubrco76]

he has made me laugh many times. it's just a shame he's such a control freak bastard behind the scenes. the shit he put O&A through in the past makes me wanna hate him.

[Babybaaz]

And Stern did a great job single handedly destroying satellite radio.

[amensupremera]

What do you mean? I'm curious because I'm just getting into Satellite radio but if its on the way out the door then??????????

[Babybaaz]

Well the stock used to be well above $10 and it's now under $.50 It's ok for now but at the rate they're going it won't last much longer unfortunately.

[RashaTwain]

it makes it awesome to know that he can recognize that he once sucked and hasn't let all the glory go to his head.

[mitchcoker]

Space Shuttle Endeavourrrrrrrrrrrrr

[vegasbob]

When did this air?

[mwp]

XM channel 202

[KungaChimed]

Can any "Howrd" fan come up with someone else other than they copy him/ It's getting really old and makes no sense at this point. So you're saying "Howrd's" roasted Jim Norton before? Right.

[DariusKnightshade]

gtfo

[rextside]

Actually this was done in late 2001 or maybe early 2002... and if you actually listen to this, you will see the comedians, Colin Quinn, Rich Vos, Patrice O'neill and Jim Norton are the stars. This is an absolutely classic bit.

[swangardian]

Ur a fuckin fag dude....

[RONDOC68]

Norton sounds just like daffy duck.

[wayneluss26]

"Listening to Ace Of Base and shaddowboxing." LMAO

[rudolfforever]

I love these guys, thanks for posting.

[rusxcgrrl]

i want to hear the comedy tape where do i find it?

[davibean]

what a classic