Friendly scientist spreads legs (Fallout 3 funny stuff)

[lilnicky47]

YEAH?

[nukedukeable]

Bitch needs cock. End of story

[Allsoproductions]

Yeah? ... The Weather... Later... 

[shotgunmidget]

who.... well i um WTF She has one meaty dick lol!!!!

[peeweesherman]

wow her squirrel kebab acted as a johnson happy to see you and when you left it deflated.

[maarc3D]

@peeweesherman a "johnson"? Seriously? Were you born in the 1940s or what...?

[KILLERxKLOWNx1995]

i didnt know women could get boners

[brotheratom]

Opens legs, talks to guy, insert shish kabob into vagina. Normal daily routine right?

[georgiegan]

Keep pressing 2 for robot sex.

[TheNellerProject]

The Neller Project

[peterinfamilyguy]

I walked into a bar, and saw a really hot chick, so i entered V.A.T.S and it said i had 0% chance to hit that...

[SamFisherCell]

@peterinfamilyguy lol

[Summon256]

@peterinfamilyguy this should be the absolute top comment with like thousand thumbs up LOL

[PotatoBro]

@MrWTFCAPSLOCK I think she took it out under her arms....then she inserted it :D

[TheChrisPlays]

FAP

[PANTALLICA695]

Id tap that..

[kingegochris]

+50 rads per second.

[afrosamuria1]

i shot woman traitor in the head no one betrays the brotherhood and gets away with it when im around

[TwistedWalruse]

@afrosamuria1 HAHA LOSER ONLY FAGGOTS LIKE THE BROTHERHOOD

[TheKaiTik]

@TwistedWalruse Are you an idiot?

[TwistedWalruse]

@TheKaiTik FAGGOT

[TheKaiTik]

@TwistedWalruse now i feel sad

[TwistedWalruse]

@TheKaiTik Good. My work here is comeplete.

[TheKaiTik]

@TwistedWalruse lol

[TheSaskacon]

@TwistedWalruse i like the brotherhood because at least they try to help the wasteland when the enclave just tried to lead a dictatorship over it.Also i hate people who spam caps

[chieftaindarthax]

@TheSaskacon You obviously don't know anything about The Brotherhood of Steel

[TwistedWalruse]

@TheSaskacon The Brotherhood aren't there to help, they exist to get rid of overly advanced technology. THAT'S why they wanted to destory the Enclave.

[TheSaskacon]

@TwistedWalruse look i know this its just in older fallouts there there to help the people in the newer series there just here to hog the advanced tech to themselves.but like i said the Enclave can go fuck themselves. BoS FTW!(oh and also theres diffrent factoins of the BoS some really help when majority just are greedy and hog the advanced tech for themselves,the Enclave however wants to pull a Adolf Hitler on the captial wasteland.)

[Venitas1000]

That explains the stench of tuna

[bradzmuzic]

she pulled a wanabango dildo from out her skirt,

[creamedrubys]

i torched her still she was bout tdead then left her too rot fucking cunt

[MegaHarryballzack]

i killed her.

[Fallout3sFinest]

*opens legs* god i haven't been fucked in forever

time for me to go

*closes legs* later *goes back to kitchen*

[Aviator518]

Damn, I wish I did the same. All I did was vaporize her with the Tri-beam laser rifle.

[leizuoer]

Maybe's she got a computerised, optimised vag ..... Lone Wanderer speaks the password and the legs automatically open.

[tartaruga42]

lool

[METALHEADM1911]

aww gross iit smeels like fish now!!!!!!

[laserleopard]

LMAO!

[wazzzer]

Dirty bitch!

[ilikewasabe]

thats no dildo! its a skewered rat or possum

[jwn9]

@ilikewasabe Nope its Squirrel bits :)

[tupums15]

Its called charm

[PotatoBro]

@94warandpeace Then that is one odd dildo :P

[ultran33b]

@PotatoBro I find that offensive man, I do it in real life.

[Citzen92]

PATIENTS ARE WELCOME !

[PeachxVegas]

O_O

[matthewgroen]

fapfapfap

[XLuvxM3x10d3rX]

L8r >:)

[Slashsuper]

opens legs:

player 1 credit: 0

insert coins

[Fallout3boy2077]

@Slashsuper DAMN OUT OF QUARTERS...MOM!!!

[WeKnowTony]

Notice how the weapon she has move In the upward position when she does open her legs.......

[SheGotsTigOBitties]

@WeKnowTony Nope thats just squirrel on a stick.

[JAEProductions1]

lol

[revansthemaster]

hellooooooo nurse

[PotatoBro]

Is it just me or is it that in the end she put her strange meat in her friking vag?!

[jokkepokke95]

@PotatoBro

that sounds so wrong in SO many ways!

[94warandpeace]

@PotatoBro its her dildo

[MrWTFCAPSLOCK]

@PotatoBro you should see her take it out in the beggining O.O

[HachiZenki]

@Gyphia Ever wonder why Flack and Shrapnel are sharing a room? Not coz they're gay....

[Ariedavo3]

Haha, this made me LOL

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

I'll shove that kebab she has right up there...

[15crb]

@Bullzeye95 when she said "So what are you gonna do, shoot me?" I said: "Yeah, I will!" Then I drew the .44 and blew her head off, then dragged her body underneath the floor so the Radroaches had something to eat lolz.

[HachiZenki]

Well the little girl in Rivet City is also a whore. I picked the lock on Flack and Shrapnel's room and snuck in and saw her sleeping on one of the beds.

[delkhairio]

dr li is a whore. everytime i broke into her room always find different man sleeping in her bed

[FFSMage]

God this game is so broken. XD

[laughsquad007]

@FFSMage not rly, u try making a completely open world game that's around 3 square miles with hundreds of characters and locations without having a few glitches

[ARomanianKid14]

YEAH GET SOME BUDDY!!! lol

[MrDanderskoff]

is she using that meat sitck for her one use

[efeorh]

@MrDanderskoff hahahaha hell i missed that the first time i watched!

[MrDanderskoff]

@efeorh well i mean it comes from her crotch and goes back in her crotch

[jpowt1]

@Darkdraco1126 ELF was a splendid movie.... Some reason it makes me want to watch ALF?! Probs name similarities

[HjemmeVideoen2]

lol

[vladmirgabbis]

yum

[Bongkotsu420]

CROUCH DAMN YOU, CROUCH!!!

[counterstrikenerd321]

Dildo O:

[captivemayheman]

James: Spread em'

Anna: HUH

James:would u like some butter with that toast

[austinh232323]

@theurbanproducer hahaha!!

[senojnomis]

Whoa plus 386 on that comment!

[TheCrazyFinn]

Loop 0:01 XD

[kgsolaman5000]

@TheCrazyFinn sounds like robot sex

[MatthewQuinn000]

haha love it here check this out then type in on google images Madison Li lool

[ihavesomerice]

@MatthewQuinn000 wtf i searched it

[MatthewQuinn000]

@ihavesomerice yeah crazy pic if u got the right one lmao

[DUSTDEMON1990]

WTF

[Infernal3661]

its her pussy that is talking! it alive !

[GrowlingVocals]

that is jsut her sign of greeting 

[uploaded113redone]

i got like 5 girlfriends in this game not one of them has showed me any goods

i wonder if you can store your items in there

[RedSickness60]

@uploaded113redone ur comment on "storing goods" in a woman's snatch made me spew fruit punch all over my monitor

[shadowdemons117]

What was she doing with the iguwana stick 0_0

[Sabre809]

Lol was great is that the second time you see her you finally get to blow a load on her face, if ya know what I mean. =)

[Bullzeye95]

She ends up defecting to the Enclave because their gear is nicer than the stuff at Rivet City and you find her in Raven Rock. She's totally unapologetic about it and when you accuse her of betraying your father, she says "So what are you gonna do, shoot me?"

I didn't. I cut her legs off with a Ripper and lit her on fire. Traitorous bitch.

[KMxHearts]

@Bullzeye95 I disintegrated her, but I like your way better.

[Devintuel]

@Bullzeye95 You've just made me realise that Bethesda either put a very obvious Morrowind/Bloodmoon easteregg into Fallout, or they placed a Reference to a real place in Morrowind/Bloodmoon o.o

[Samiam222333]

@Bullzeye95 That's a lot more imaginative than me, I just showed her what the end of a .357 revolver (I had a mod, pretty big one at that) looks like. And what it feels like getting hit with a .357 round.

[Flameorthehedgehog34]

@Samiam222333 I showed her what a double barrel shotgun was to the face would do to her {used a mod}

[IhearaHunter117]

@Bullzeye95 haha that made my day

[flyboy248]

@Bullzeye95 i burned and mini nuked with a minigun as a finisher

[TheShale187]

@Bullzeye95 lol i just turned her to ash with my laser rifle

[NoLimitRanger]

@Bullzeye95 all i did was let the bitch die in the base if u convince the president 2 blow it up lol

[juggalojesta]

@Bullzeye95 that part pissed me off two. she watched him die and still said "fuck you". so i V.A.T.S's her face with a bat

[MrPypap]

@Bullzeye95 are you angry because she spread her legs to you to and all you got from that little moment in the office with her was mirelurks(crabs)

[CQBguy234]

@Bullzeye95 you're my hero

[Flameorthehedgehog34]

@Bullzeye95 I Just mauled her with a sledgehammer

[IrishMinja]

@Bullzeye95 you should don't more! Like drop fflaming corpse off a cliff, or give to deathclaws so many choices

[alamerga123pdm]

damn it , it looks like she took that iguana out of "there" when you talk to her :S

[Stepo2905]

LMAO!!! OmG!!!1! she spreads her legs and then he asks her "is there anywhere to get a drink around here? Preferably somewhere clean" xD (rude joke, if anyone doesn't get it :I

[MrMatto91]

her legs open and you get closer.

[KimberlieSueTaylor]

hmmmm...wat were you wearing?

[getitben]

lol whats shes doing with that right hand -.-

[ngd4wg]

That happened to me with one of the female shopkeepers in Tenpenny tower. One of the middle-aged ones....

[herosortof7529]

I got the DLC but how do you find out that she's working for the enclave?

[owensyy]

@herosortof7529

shes in raven rock i think

[MyPeeps07]

when you talked to her, out of no where a iguana on a stick came out lol :D

[bopomofo]

She ends up working for the Enclave after the Purifier assault.

[Chrisorr]

@bopomofo yah i remember that, i power punched her head off for it.

[japsen3]

damn she got an dick :S cause that iguana stick is going up xD

[MultiMusik2009]

good morning ms holt may u open your legs like u do every time i see you?

[Abnormalproductions2]

I just noticed the iguana moving up

[hoodfigga33]

that janice broad is hotter than this chick. 

[yazgup]

LOL! after she opens her legs "Can i get a drink around here? Preferably somewhere clean."

[kasp9451]

lol wtf

[adrian1996emo]

dildo at 0:03 XDDD

[xXUlthraXx]

XD OMG!

[kahetel13]

was she taking a picture?:P

[blobkhid]

thats the effect of 2 much mentals and jet XD

[chllnvln]

it suddenly just smelt like fish

[RamRodRacer]

it looks to me like she has no hands she probably wants u to itch her snach cause she got a nasty rash from fawks

[sycuro]

lol wonder if she done that to the enclave to stay alive in raven rock.

[leeoFaaneellii]

lol

"later"

[pikok111]

Probably,she havent been fucked a long time...ah well poor girl xD

[MegidoFlamE69]

@pikok111 she can get a mutant cock anyway xD

[DoomDodgers]

@MegidoFlamE69

Mutants are asexual. :P Or was the word Androgynous.

[HeatLegs]

She's trying to seduce you.

[PedroMM193]

She says "Yeah" but when she opens her legs she says "It's 500 bottle caps"

[JeAmourTo]

SHHHLAG!!

[Iori400]

You should have killed that bitch.. She sided with the Enclave

[Shill870]

@Iori400 spoil much?

[094176]

She's so friendly, her gun popped out :D

[thespartan95]

A guy did that to me once then i shot him

[HeatLegs]

@thespartan95 LOL!!!

[underthenorthernstar]

lol daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammnnn almost got some action

[jetblast44]

L M A O

[george77772moons]

You a player?

[invadercolin]

wow ur a loser

[verscharren1]

lol i noticed agatha do that just last night!

[justin2griffin]

lol just remember to use V.A.T.S. when you ejaculate

[DragonMagi]

@justin2griffin i wonder what skill effects that accuracy? Small guns, or big guns?

[darkdraco1126]

@DragonMagi it depends who your talking about justin beiber= small guns, king kong= big guns and Chuck Norris= well im not sure but its Chuck Norris FTW

[brownpower10]

@darkdraco1126 chuck norris is a joke, he got his ass beat by bruce lee!!!!!!!!

[Bongkotsu420]

@brownpower10 Seagal FTW

[darkdraco1126]

@brownpower10 the rise of the dragon was an over rated movie just like ELF STARRING WILL FARRELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tordek98]

@darkdraco1126 I would agree that Elf isn't a very good movie...But come on, it has Zooey Deschanel in it, that makes it worth a watch I'd say.

[darkdraco1126]

@Tordek98 lol Zooey gooey? well other than her it was a mole on the asshole of american box office films!

[CoNiGMa]

@brownpower10 Wrong. Why is Bruce Lee dead then, and Chuck Norris still roams the earth? Coincidence? I think not.

[darkdraco1126]

@CoNiGMa yea and he faked death so bruce lee would think he won then when he started to walk away.... HE WOULD FIRE HIS LAZER BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Pieman6711]

@TheUrbanProducer

what

[unblockedbridge]

lololol u should vats that all nite.

[azertrix]

lol

[malteeaser101]

Yeah sugar?

[sanelately]

haha, I never noticed that before

[Blackvegie123]

Excuse me I was just playing with my electro-dildomatic. Would you please leave?

[WeaselKing1]

lol me thinks she is hinting ;)

[Str1k3Term]

y do i have four thumbs down???

lol im just saying

[muaka1]

6 now, pal.

[AnimusRat]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AWESOME!

[jlo1520]

lol. yeahh?

[AdventurerOfOblivion]

I killed her on raven rock that evil bitch

[TrueMadGod]

mmmmmmmm you want it?

[0pine0tron6000]

Is that an iguana on your stick or are you just happy to see me?

[RandyPross81]

@0pine0tron6000 haha, good one

[MyHoustonTX]

@0pine0tron6000 aww dud ur coment made me lmao alot i just watch dis video and shet i coulndt stop lafhging

[whatatwist25]

@0pine0tron6000

sounds like uncharted 2

[Intimidation12]

@0pine0tron6000 lol

[MrPivotPie]

@0pine0tron6000 That is probably one of the best comments I have ever read about Fallout 3, Period!

[alpharat3]

@0pine0tron6000 damn 288 thumbs up

[mstrchfh]

@0pine0tron6000 LMFAO!

[uploaded113redone]

@0pine0tron6000

funny thing is they sell iguana on a stick at a lot of chinese herb shops i actually have some freeze dried sea horses sitting by my computer

you find lots of weird stuff there

[noopklu]

LMAO!!

[JustACrazyDude]

0:02 Multi click this for lol