Ali G - Family

[kountPHERLOCKula]

this is the only ali g video where the ppl talk as weirdly as ali g does

[SatansFloater]

What laugh track? This show was filmed in front of the audience (not the segments and interviews obviously, but the laughter you hear is from an actual live audience I can assure you). Laugh tracks are an american phenomenon.

[Sully0020]

@SatansFloater How can it be filmed in front of an audience, if these people don't know it's a joke!?! Obviously if you have a whole studio audience of people laughing the whole time, they would take the interview a lot less seriously.

[corysytaccount]

I don't like the laugh tracks :/

[nitro855]

that lady at the end has her legs wide open .

[epiclulz66]

jesus christ usammon you manage to completely ruin one of the funniest shows with your inane laugh track

[krnk4life]

@epiclulz66 I could not agree more my friend....the funniest ali g clips have no dam laughter in the background

[MrFofofofofofofofo]

@epiclulz66 why the fuck do they even put the laugh in the background anyway ? so that retarded ppl know when to laugh ? :P

[epiclulz66]

@MrFofofofofofofofo basically, the original show had no laugh track, kind of ruins the show by adding one. this isn't a sitcom

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

"It ain't illegal if your dad gives it to you."

Oh, you mean  like Anthony Kiedis?

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

Jesus smoked weed, and so did his prophets. Does that mean they went to hell, too?

[STARNPRODUCTIONS]

@PrivateSnowballTFC no that never happened, Jesus didn't smoke weed, and his presence is not known in hell, for hell is bound by sin through and through, and Jesus is free from all sin and does not touch sin.

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

@STARNPRODUCTIONS Bullshit

[STARNPRODUCTIONS]

@PrivateSnowballTFC but in the afterlife, there will be no more using or abusing substances. it will be either living in his grace for eternity or not living in his grace for eternity. God's grace is a subtle sensation that when someone opens up to it, can feel it enter their forehead, a supernatural presence.

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

@STARNPRODUCTIONS Cool story bro

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

@STARNPRODUCTIONS If smoking weed is a sin, then Bob Marley, a devout advocate of GOD, went to hell.

[STARNPRODUCTIONS]

@PrivateSnowballTFC didn't say marley went to hell, nor did i say a cannibis user will go to hell. I used to smoke tons and tons of it and I was working out my salvation and God was guiding me even when i was on that and other substances, but someone can have a deeper service to God if they choose to remain sober than if they choose to use. Cannbis in and of itself is sinful if one does not continue to devote themselves to God. its the presence of grace that matters in life's situations

[vancouverdogdowncast]

wow, these women look like a fun bunch...

[nimpo46]

that's the pits man

[pitycu]

fustsack88 THC cures cancer please read after say something like that lol

[fizikal2008]

"for real thats the pitz man" loooooooool stupid slags

[smokingajayble]

smoking weed is like my favorite hobby why would anyone talk shit about it. fucking assholes u can smoke weed and do watever the fuck u want with your life. im in med school tand the pot dosent interfere at all, and trust me its a lot of work, but i still get it done and have time to smoke a joint or 2 everyday

[loganfrazier]

@smokingajayble RIGHT ON BROTHUH!!!!

[jbohler33]

Yeah I used to smoke weed regularly but I stopped because I realized it didn't work for me but I don't think it should be prohibited because I know there are people that can smoke regularly and still function in life. It's like with everything else in the world there are always going to be people that are irresponsible with something, we can't let them ruin things for everyone.

[tehabc]

@smokingajayble

I guess your not doing that well at med school then...

[smokingajayble]

@tehabc yea u can say watever u want to make u feel better about few friends. I dont mind i can take the hit if it helps a pathetic loser like u feel a little better about their failure of a life.

[tehabc]

@smokingajayble

You know what a failure of a life is? Claiming that you're in med school when you can't even type your comments properly.

Anyways, I can't wait to see on the news when Dr.Smokingajayable calls their patient a pathetic loser.

[Nigelxman]

1987wrath, I think you're a little lost mate.

[1987Wrath]

I ceased smoking and its been more than 3 months now and i defitely see improvement. my eyes are clearer, i dont get sick that often, i can play soccer for hours and not get tired and i can study

[creptanight]

ali g is the best

[youknowImsaying]

00:47

[Quex01]

Those faces in Ali G shows are just priceless!

[HahahahaLolRofl]

haha bro you can roll a j without tobaccy

[ozabobododo]

I live in Orlando and I love the way people in England use different words for shit. That cracks me up almost as much as Ali G. Like calling weed gear and the way she says beaten and buggered. I am glad I am not English because if I were, I might not laugh as hard at phrases that are common to the country. I could watch this stuff all day.

[metrOjedi]

Aw'roit guv'nuh. Best be getting me kip. The missus is upstairs and liable to row with me if I don't fetch on.

[kisurfer]

EPIC

[ChrisAT1992]

it aint ilegal if it dad gives it you - haha

[adamquin07]

LOL "how come there is so much teenage pregnancy if british girls are all fridgit"

[hasanbinkhalid]

if the grass is on the pitch,, lets play,,,hahaha

[IKilledTheSceneDream]

do you think there is enough teenage pregnancy

[StupidNub]

weed doesn't cause cancer you retards!

[futsack88]

yes is does dude any thing you smoke can cause cancer of the lung

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

In excess of cause it does. I don't personally smoke marijuanna myself but I'm tired of the government generated propoganda.

In small amounts, like most things, it's completely fine.

If you're smoking 10 joints a day then obviously you'll have health problems lmao.

But it's complete hypocrisy for the government to allow say tobacco and alcohol while having such a non-logical agressive anti-marijuana campaign.

[futsack88]

i agree lol the only reason it aint legalised cos the goverment cant tax it lol

[BigGoron14]

Look it up, THC (The active ingredient in marijuana) has been proven to cut down the size of cancerous growths by up to 60%.

Marijuana its self will not cause cancer but the tobacco it is rolled with may.

[auh786]

what if you don't smoke it

[adamquin07]

weed is alot less harmful than tobacco. i think tobacco should be illegal and marijuana should be legal. marijuana makes u have an amazing time where as all tobacco does is kill u in the long run. weed is less likely to give you cancer though

[t4l3333]

TRUE

[ftpb1]

agreed

[wackitywack]

true. I thnk weed should be legal but how you gonna roll a zoot with no baccy?

[dollibashi]

I think they should make illegal tobaco too and legalize marijuana, crack, heroine, acid lsd and everything else.If somebody wants to OD it's his business but tobaco kills and should be gonne.

[finch1s]

heroine lsd crack - these things kill as well

totally agree they should legalize marijuana though

[dantheman25a]

heroin and crack kill, but lsd doesn't.

[smokingajayble]

lsd dosent kill, it ll fuck up your head but get your facts straight, you cant really die from it.

[tidykris]

well smoking weed is just as likely to give you cancer really because you still have to mix weed with tobacco to smoke it dont you lol

[Peanutbutterbucket]

no no no no no no no no.. weed is a plant you smoke.. a spliff is a joint of weed+tobaco. ITs a stupid thing some ppl do, but you don't need to have it with tobaco.

[bessarabia7]

how would you know

[krelmish]

No, not at all.

[awwwwnaaaa]

u dont smoke weed with tobacco.....and if you do, tobacco is a plant also.....however, in ciggarettes, they use additives. Weed and tobacco don't give you cancer, but the smoke from smoking them can harm your lungs......

but thats why i vaporize my weed

[sjbdeebo2]

So you are saying that smoking tobacco or marijuana can both lead to cancer?

Because I have read many studies that claim both do cause cancer. And only a few that claim smoking marijuana does not cause cancer, but those studies were questionable.

Not only that but a person smoking marijuana has an increased chance of getting a heart attack in the first hour after smoking.

[awwwwnaaaa]

ha okay, and 1 beer wont kill you either smart guy. Im sure uve read all the studies that say it will. get a life u internet freakshow! I don't care bout u and what uve read, im gonna smoke, and always will!

[sjbdeebo2]

wtf are you talking about. I did not even go into how weed can effect other organs and you come out with beer won't kill you?

Smarten up. I gave you the benefit of the doubt by not going into the other effects of weed.

I don't care if you smoke, that is your problem. Maybe once your brain matures you may have a different perspective towards weed. I don't believe you will smoke for the rest of your life.

Anyway I bet if you were a med student you would realize the other effects, lol

[tven99]

does shisha harm?

[skinheadTed]

rofl... who cares, get wrecked!

[Deed1992]

Don't have to

[jaker277]

you is clueless innit?

[XxXxGARLANDxXxX]

wow, youre an idiot..

not everyone smokes tobacco with herb..

[tidykris]

i was thinking about joints, thats why i said what i said so suck on my big fat hairy tobacco coated penis

[FacelessOnlooker]

Ali G is absolutely EPIC.

His use of twisting the english language and innapropiate humour is right up the my alley.

[MattShep85]

do you think theres enough teen pregnancy?

hahaha its so akward to watch

[ronan0492]

0.32 she says man hilarious

[OSAGraffitiCrew]

who the fuck is god anyway all i know that there is weed and if there was a god and if somone would go to hell for burning it and breathing it .. thats pretty fucked up.. and its to make them happy .. it aint no kokain or heroin which would kill there brain...

[adarrm]

all i can say, is from your name, what you just wrote, and the fact you can't spell "cocaine" is that you're already laid back enough to not need weed... AND drugs don't "kill your brain" they stop other organs etc, weed's just as bad, fast track to lung cancer mate.

[handbrakemaster]

hahahah what is wrong with you.. its a joke

[xentech]

i hate that bitch

[helraiser33]

god invented nowt he aint true live with it!! FFS!

[nural33]

brill

[WhiteShark392]

Ali G has a good point. If God did not want children of a certain age to be sexually active, he would not have made them sexually enabled at that age.

[rockpapersuzi]

I personally don't agree. For one, part of the increased sexuality of young kids (girls particularly) is due to the production of hormone-filled meats, such as chicken that affect the early development of the pituitary gland. Also, I don't think it is healthy for a young girl of say, 14 to become pregnant. She is by no means mature enough MENTALLY or EMOTIONALLY to care for a child, let alone physically survive childbirth.

[WhiteShark392]

Okay, so you're telling me God did not make chickens or hormones? And as far as surviving childbirth, that is why God invented C-sections...

[rockpapersuzi]

Not at all, dear. God did create chickens and hormones. What I was referring to was the fact that most companies pump excessive, unnatural amounts of hormones into chickens to speed up growth. When people consume these chickens, they consume the hormones with it, which have been scientifically proven to affect the development in children, primarily. And God did not invent the caesarian section. Man did as a means to ease the medical risks of childbirth. But does this justify a 14 year old mom?

[WhiteShark392]

God created C-sections just as much as he created chickens and hormones. I guess you could say man invented it, but then again, who invented man? If God did not want there to be C-sections or hormone-enhanced foods, he could hit a bunch of people with lightning bolts or kill them like he does in the Bible, or even just make a proclamation, but God chooses not to. After all, God is omniscient so he knew damn well that giving people free will would end up in loose children getting knocked up.

[rockpapersuzi]

Please, how did God invent the C-section method? I agree with you that God invented man, but I don't think that he would smite a few of his beloved creations just because they are coming up with new ways to do things. Both good and bad come out of new inventions. Besides, I'm not even saying C-sections are all bad. My mom had one. I'm very thankful the medical advancements made. Yes, He is omniscient. He knew that we could make good and bad out of our free will. I'm sure he hoped we'd be good.

[rockpapersuzi]

Besides, we can't pin everything that happens in the world on God. Not all things happen because "God made it so." We must keep free will in mind. He has granted us free will and sometimes, I feel, we run much too far with it. Otherwise, our world wouldn't be in shambles and constant conflict.

[stratelite]

No gods, no kings, only man.

[rockpapersuzi]

Opinion. Not necessarily fact. In the same way, this is also true of my own pro-God statements because the existence of God has not been proven 100%. I respect your opinion, but I would appreciate it if you would label similar statements as such. =)

[stratelite]

Scientifically my statement is sound. maybe not fact, but the most supported by evidence.

[rar87]

final destination

[DjHalloween1]

ali is a gangsta

[lanceawatt]

Ali G is from round my hood, north london. Big-ups, hold tight, much respect.

[gombis666]

Wow. These interviews are so much better when given to stuffy old brits. HILARIOUS!

[Ternovskov]

ahhahaha yeah u showed them ahaha

keep burnin'

[Jullepwnz]

not middle eastern, ex-soviet. Jesus fucking christ.

[martingrannholmen]

omfg lmao, Central Asia you ignoranus!

[kslatt11491]

It ain't illegal if you dad gives it to you

[Mortarattack]

Ali G for president!

[kevc24]

If there's grass on the pitch' lets play. lmao ,best bit!

[Kakarat6]

if the grass is on the pitch lets play lol

[killermiller6666]

he schould go and have some jokes on some stupid racists! that would be nice to see

[mhjort]

he did, u should watch bruno. fits hillarious.

[InsideTrack]

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[castrofocobiana]

nahh....ALI G is from SINGAPORE

[Applejo1]

hes half english half israel

[Applejo1]

hes half english half israel

[shaunAKAegghead]

no i dint mean that, they have a show thing were there is a real audiance. and then a few times on every show they show intervewis and tht..oviously done before, people see these clips on telly and the auciance in the studio...if u see the first seson its like that, dont know about the other ones

[shaunAKAegghead]

sick of the crying about the laught track right, the ali g show is done like a show on like a stage, like the shappel show, its real laughing.

[krowned123]

no it isn't. ali g records it and they get a studio audience to watch the recording of the video and that's how they add the laugh track. if it was on stage like that, the people he's interviewing would catch on and you can even find some episodes on here without a laugh track. like the ones on the dvd season dont have laugh tracks.

[manofadventure]

he is british bron jew

[xkissxkissxkissx]

You cannot beat English Humour!!! you americans come back and comment when you know what you are talking about

[amathongo]

Dead right.

[ZiloBalo]

Best of British!!! Ali G (Sacha Baron Cohen) is from GREAT BRITAIN!!

[skg000]

you must be from the US,,,

[TopBuzzer50]

there is a Ali g in the US aiii + u got borat hes the same person :P

[markjb]

"if the grass is on the pitch, let's play"

[xXxWilliExXx]

If it was scripted, it wouldn't be funny. The laugh track is added in the American version of Da Ali G Show, since every comedy in the States needs a laugh track in the background to gain the American TV audience's stamp of approval.

[LP1378]

Sorry to bust your little theory, but the laugh track was only in the British version.

[WKoeh87]

proly cause the english bobbies don't have a sense of humor and they need to know when to laugh.

[Syraphin]

The soundtrack is on the american version, Da Ali G show is played by a BRITISH actor and originated in BRITAIN, get a fucking clue.

[jkt5]

Ali g is from england u yank!

[ImadouchebagNIlikeit]

umm thats a laugh track

[canadachad]

You retards of course its a laugh track. Don't you think those people would wonder why they were being laughed at and figure out it was a joke.

[gh0st333]

LOL - he did, however, one mistake: he said "DO you think" instead of Ali G's typical "DOES you think" :-)

[njillmatic]

I can't even watch the british ali g skits because the laugh track is so annoying .

[gh0st333]

laughtrack is good.

[rentheaded2345]

Ali G is amazing!

[aligirl785]

lol funny shit man this dudes fuckin funny

[thecommonpatriot]

he shouold make an ali g comes to america

[Ckayt]

lol. there's a dvd or two of ali g in america

[hyperbole2]

if there's grass on the pitch, let's play! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

[DumblyBrilliant]

Interesting how Christian and retard mean the same to you. Does atheist and unimformed twat mean the same as well?

[delinx04]

Oh just let go of your hate & enjoy the comedy.

[KingGR]

he said "a cristian retard" meaning that while she is cristian, she is also a retard, having said stupid old fasioned stuff. atheists are people too much informed. and that is why they are atheist wiseguy

[moeez]

that 2nd woman with the brown hair is a christian retard lol

[mvogt]

you´re totally right :)

[royaliberty]

ali g is fuckin funny

[leshark]

lol that ladys tried to talk slang

[DanatLdonya]

IMAO I fucking love this dude

[mousehound]

if theres grass on the pitch.. lets play ... LMFAO

[jaiflynny]

funny - and its not a live audience its a laughter track

[ysballa]

Funny shit styll!! damn this man funny

[lebensraum]

HAHAHA! If the grass is on the pitch, let's play!

[theoshow2]

was a good chuckle

[pentiump]

who the hell cares if its a laugh track get a life

[Rydah4life]

why u even respond to it,get a real life u loser...

its recorded laugh

[pentiump]

bin gahbe...you're an idiot

[Rydah4life]

ur mama is a bitch

[MaarMaar]

ya man respect ali g man aight

[KingGR]

cheers... it's like it is less funny or smthng just because it might not be live audience? relax people

[gameplayerx]

funny shit respct agiht ^

[Redmile2006]

uh, not quite. they might screen the final cut to an audience before they put it on TV, but I don't think they are skits, definitely not scripted

[TuWylde]

ITS A LIVE AUDIENCE YOU TAINT, Its like dave chappelle how he does skits and he has an audience and he says a couple of words live.

[jondavis1234]

Nope, wrong.

[mitcht09]

Haha someone thinks that's a live audience laughing.

[syafla]

lol

[EDDICT69]

splif huh

[BlueSquiggles]

Fucking laugh track...

[kidsilcon]

your not even that arsed so fuck off

[MrV]

this english show, had a LIVE audience on it

[spec24]

man shut up