James May Toy Stories Episode 5 Part 5

[davidr64yt]

But will it blend?

[DeltaPhi79]

Minecraft anyone? :3

[sotongkingX]

The estate agents are pricks.

[AbdoHad90]

the interior designer is stupid and useless

[4000marco]

''what do you do when girls cry?'' hahaha

[HatersWannaBe]

1:23 is that the German flag?

[superwazza1000]

@HatersWannaBe yes it is

[GriffinGamingStudios]

6:57 Cristina's horrible concept of structural engineering strikes again!

[lamcalvin123]

lol, this is exactly like minecraft

[BBnanner]

why couldn't be a solid color, instead of a multi colored striped monstrosity?

[737boeingfreak]

My god

[remixlego]

james;'if it was a real house and broke like that you wil have to get a bulider and then whould never show up;LOL

[fermillo65]

you see they changed cameras while the fat woman was on the stairs, so they presumably told her not to go up there.

Clever, really!

[retrodeeva]

"Can I take this off? It's really crushing my gentlemen's area."

[andxx0r]

That Lego cat looks *JUST* like my non-lego cat :D

[valon750]

I want a house that I could change the shape of every summer! I could buy more and more bricks over time until I get a freaking mansion!

[PlanesCoinsandMusic9]

I want a Lego cat now...

[Monicaplay123]

Barnaby kinda looks like my english teacher, Christian xD

[toastmas]

German flag at 01:30

[K33p3r99]

Grown-ups being very enthusiastic of seeing more Lego when the supply is down...priceless.

[ituyok]

I just want to see Loyd Grossman stand outside and go 'Who lives in a house...like this?'

[tigglesrandom]

this is funny

[legocityfan1994]

Lol at James May when he sat on the Lego chair at 6:56. Creek crack! Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[legocityfan1994]

Lol when James May sat on the Lego chair at 5:56

[jamesvozar1]

what a place to drop LSD

[groovybabyrachy12]

Is it me or does it seem like the creative designer chick appears to be in love with James??? I dunno, just the way she talks to him, looks at him, etc, etc

[1simplysub]

i want a key like that to my house.......

[BigAndTall666]

ABS cement will fix that!

[Weswes1994]

It's like minecraft irl!

[TheThirdGerman]

The floor he is standing on is a tribute to Germany :P

[EllysaE]

bitch vried

[b0unz3]

This guy is very enthousiastic about living in it and other people adopting LEGO as a construction material, but in case of fire that house would be a deadly trap. It's cute to design things in LEGO for your house, but this should never been your only material.

[s7apster]

@b0unz3 get a sense of humour man

[EJRocky]

@b0unz3

I am fairly sure that LEGO would not catch fire :p

[VWman100]

@EJRocky Lego, is a plastic material. Plastic, burns, and melts.

[joaquinveyron]

"a 30 stone-man"

What does stone mean here?

[themassivefail]

@joaquinveyron Hes 13 stone ha 1 stone = 6.35029318 kilograms Or  1 Stone = 14 pounds.

So he wieghs about 182 pounds :)

[joaquinveyron]

@themassivefail

WHat??? Heard it for the first time in my life. Why do you guys in England always have do play a special role. But tell me that the unit of measurement stone is also old-fashioned in England, or do you still use it???

[CONOFRAC]

almost everyone of the videos of theis episode has a comment about how annoying christina is. everyone of those is correct.

[SamSmiffyLFC]

Those estate agents really don't get it

[steviemcsteve]

Is it wrong that I want that woman dead? Crying after James is saying how much he loves the lego house?

I think I would be justified in murdering her.

[X3rztesp]

can they build a lego house that can accommodate James , Hammond and Jeremy together ?

[hmstrdomdeeg]

@X3rztesp Like Bert and Ernie?

[mikeluscher159]

@X3rztesp HELL NO!

[PaHsia]

@X3rztesp I don't know if they could build a titanium house that could accommodate James, hammond and Clarkson ^_^

[Murdock129]

@X3rztesp You know as well as I do that Clarkson would drive a Jeep through one of the walls

[roksr4k4]

@X3rztesp james and hammond maybe, but definitely not jeremy :D

[StwatcastSaystEEhAR]

@X3rztesp

dont even think about that, eventually they'll disagree on something and end up getting themselves killed by being crushed by tonnes of plastic D;

[Roebot56]

@X3rztesp Not house, lego car would be more fitting for the TG presenters.

[manualmaniac1]

@X3rztesp there isnt even a regulair household that can acomodate those 3.. maby a bunker

[TYUIO11111]

@X3rztesp no lol hammond would just be clumsy breaking things and Clarkson would smash it with a hammer just to annoy may

[PaulSerious]

@X3rztesp How hard can it be?

[nucleartactician]

@PaulSerious DON'T SAY THAT! :D

[gixG17Archive]

@X3rztesp

Hamster can't whiten his teeth in the bathroom.

Jezza can't sleep on a hard bed.

Captain Slow can't take a shit in a Lego toilet.

Nope.

[lennic95]

It seems like she's doing it on purpose!

[arbiterv46]

it would be sooooooo tempting to jump through the wall of the house :D

[kingofkeyboards]

I really hope lego is actually developed into a building material lol ! houses would look so colourful and exciting. cheap to build, quick and easily rebuild-able ;P

[habbo3hampster]

he even has a lego fusker that is awesome

[thehside]

I can't believe how the highest rated comment is about Christina!

Personally, I was just in another world after James said "here it is!"

Who has played with LEGO and not dreamed about this?!

[jihuigou]

@thehside I can believe it, one of the most annoying people i have ever seen, she needs a real job, not some business her rich hubby set her up in.

[TheGadgetsReviews]

"put yourself together woman" lol hahaha

[ka7cev]

Here's hoping the series DVDs will be available for the US! PS: Love the music that accompanies the first views of the interior, at 04:32.

[timlandscheidt]

@ka7cev What song is it, BTW?

[bix1995]

they shoulda made the house look like a huge lego block. that would been sweet.

[patricktiley]

Eva should Patent the girder design!!!

[jkun17]

I am so god damned jealous

[blaizevincent]

why dont they invent a concrete version of lego?

[GmodGuy757]

@blaizevincent Bricks??? Dumbass

[blaizevincent]

@GmodGuy757 lol , I meant it as sarcasm but i suppose without a 'lol' at the end it might not look that way.

I wrote it because of how they were saying how lego is a good building material etc through the program and how something like lego could be a building material of the future if it had more strength.

I guess since i had to explain myself its a massive fail in the sarcasm department :P

[GmodGuy757]

@blaizevincent Lol, I knew what you meant anywho, lol :)

[redmr2na]

@GmodGuy757 Ha Ha Ha, good one.

[alexde]

Funny how James feels insulted about the first 2 house evaluations.

[bmwtheman]

vick looks like lord volemort

[khaerul]

i need to know what music they used in this particular video! can someone tell me the titles of the songs used??

[codemannz]

It's incredible what can be achieved when you say anything is possible and don't give up.

[codemannz]

I can't believe that Legoland did not want it. It was only going to cost 50,000 pounds to move it. I would have thought that would be nothing compared to having an entire house made of Lego in their park.

[Igneusrock95]

I want a lego house :(

[Firminator128]

0:20 German FLAG !

[GNillePuh]

I love comparing Vic and Christina. One is a professional who knows his stuff, the other, well, isn't. Quess which is which?

[appletreecone]

that fucking bitch whore used the brown anyway ! look at the top half ! omg that skank.

[mouserorignal]

they made a jerman flag on the wall itself

[icrusoe]

What's with the KOL rip off songs?

[himanhiguy]

i think christina is great

[mondeost2202008]

The house is such 60's retro inspired. I love the vibrant colors mixed with modern design. Like this!

[mgdth502]

That is so damn cool.

[tyresmoke]

christina is so retarded

[tsage2007]

does any one know the name of the song at 0:41

[vistaloverfull]

she is freking crying for no resone

[vj198]

1 word "storm" !

[worteltjd]

Christina talks more shit than Winnie the pooh's poo

[KingLoo78]

8:11 you are so bloody true!!!! lol

[conceka]

ROFL!!!

[kvnelvn]

3:06 ... Mini version of James May?

[Slowshyy]

I think Christina was honestly a lovely person. She had to do what was right and stay true to what they had planned, even if it meant being the bad guy one in a while. Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.

[thomasfan1993]

The House is...AMAZING!!! :D

[Bahutsauvage]

So christina seems to annoy you all because you don't care, but she did an amazing job with the interior and you simply can not do an amazing job by not caring.

[bond1011]

u know instead of ripping out most of the walls, u can paint over the legos, that would be alot easier!

[MrFlowdo]

This is just epic:)

[86COLE]

I wish that bimbo hadn't ruined all the fun.

[kozadongre]

James: "What do you do when girls start crying...pull yourself together woman!"

LOL typical James May haha

[salemcripple]

Why is there a soccer ball in the bottom right?

[Murdock129]

It's on all videos, plays some kind of crowd shouting rubbish

[salemcripple]

@Murdock129 Yeah, it's that annoying horn noise from the world cup

[MartinBlass]

@salemcripple It´s the "vuvuzela" noise in counterphase... Idea is it´s suposed to cancel out the "vuvuzela" noises during the football matches...

[salemcripple]

@MartinBlass really? gonna have to try that one out!

[MartinBlass]

@salemcripple Well theoretically it´s suposed to work... But in order to work the counterphase sound must be exactly the same as the original (except for the phase obviously) So I don´t think this will work properly... But the idea behind it is good :-)

[salemcripple]

@MartinBlass Yeah, i tried it out on a few clips, just made it worse lol. I get the concept, it's the same as my noise canceling headphones.

[Murdock129]

8:00 Stop crying you annoying woman

[fumamonourequiem]

20,000 pounds?? i bet you thats not even a portion of how much all the lego's cost!!

[TereruTsuki]

08:29 His false crying made me burst out laughing XD

[avril2]

Christina is rubbish.

She failed on all levels.

What is she for?

[kurt96]

wonder what would happen to the house if jeremy clarkson were to stay in it

[BlackHawk2669]

why is that women crying I'm confused :/

[granetok]

the beam/floor that james is testing out is in a german color scheme! german engineering fixes it again....

[Brok3nC4rrot]

You know, it'd be easier to build if lego made 256x sized bricks specifically for building large-scale

[loveisallineedXx]

"I've got quite bony buttocks" ;D

[2AgentSmith2]

#LOL, a german flagged floor james is walking on

[Sum4dood]

Christina is a stupid annoying cow. Its not her bloody project, its james' all her job is, is to do the interior design and she didn't even do that very well. Vic, the girl from the city uni and the designer put more input than she did and they aren't walking around thinking they are in charge

[WorldISHard]

08:28 xD funny crying

[jenniferkelly89]

It is completely and utterly fantastic.

[nick97890265]

"Pull yourself together woman".. Brilliant

[thriller920]

i wnat a lego house but i think ill incorporate epoxy lol

[brumak]

THAT! Is going to be the color scheme for my future house!! OH YEAH!!

[TheLastFett]

i've always wanted to go to the UK but now the main reason is simply to slap that self righteous cow in the face.

[ZSNYC1]

the design is brilliant - I love the stripes.

[IneedTodisco]

need to know the song at 3:21 on ward when hes at the house.

[aznhkmafia]

snow patrol - open your eyes

[CamoSpartan07]

I like the huge UK flag in the house. :D (But the whole house is sweet as well).

[fairyheli2]

@scubbiesrules southern English independence!

[scubbiesrules]

@fairyheli2 At least Scotland will eventually become Independent, unlike you LOL

[fairyheli2]

@scubbiesrules shame, I hate northerners

[Blaugrana92]

@CamoSpartan07 Yes, or as Clarkson would say: "SWEEEEEEET!"

[negutzcht]

james may: "this is the dawn of the 're-configurable' house..."

you know, i think so, too! =D

[R3DMAN1AC]

that christina girl is annoying!!!

[sihooligan]

too right!!

[Jermeister]

@R3DMAN1AC I didn't feel that Christina was anywhere half as annoying as many others have commented. I've seen far worse. Yes, she did have her annoying moments as an "interior designer", but at least there's something genuine about her - and that's a lot more than I can say about most fashion/design-oriented women. Just look at the outcome, creating all that furniture from LEGO?? Any other designer would have told James to sod off. There's a sense of a little girl crush going on here ;-)

[GOLDIE62611]

@R3DMAN1AC yep

[jakamann]

@R3DMAN1AC girl??

[ikedox]

anyone know the song starting from 3.21??

[CGOsiris]

Snow Patrol - Open your eyes

[ikedox]

thanks

[StooBainbridge]

Anyone know what the music at around 7.08 is?

[Danstag2009]

nice ;) 5 stars.. Music at 4:40??? i've been looking everywhere for that song.... can any1 tell me?

[olly111192]

Just Jack - Starz In Their Eyes :)

[Danstag2009]

@olly111192 Cheeers (:

[novembergraveyard]

5 stars!