now available! a new video from furry clamdigger productions!
"wish you were queer"... the story of a monobrowed clamdigger and a douchebag named sham....
an inspirational little story about a gay female clamdigger, and her fat, hairy semi-male mate... both confused in their sexuality... and both starved for attention. they each love women, yet one hates homosexuality. see it now, CLICK ON MY USERNAME! spread the word!
Click on my name to check out the new video - "selee1shane - Another Turd in the Bowl". I play rhythm guitar over Pink Floyd's "Another Brick Part II". Of course, Shame Lee stars as the perverted schoolteacher.
I am in training with shanes you tube music series.... i hope to be the 2008 american idol....with shanes tips I already think I am in the top 30 or so.... do you guys have any tips similar to the king of sing---aka---shane?? Btw... great video
This video had potential, but neither one of you are funny nor talented enough to pull it off. Leave the entertaining to pros like Shane. Seriously lame. Pretty nice video quality,...did you record it with a webcam circa 1995?
Wow,...you're a fucking comedy genius. Nice reply,..haha. Keep working on that act boys,..maybe one day you'll be good enough to go on the Letterman Show for the "Stupid Human Tricks" segment.
Hey Probos1, why don't you go back to licking shane's balls. If you think shane is talented, then you have no credibility. Shane's only talents are eating like a fucking pig and banging chicks with giant monobrows. So go suck a dick.
I never said Shane was talented. He's hilarious because he has no idea that he's not good at anything he does in his videos. It's "Unaware Genius". Meat heads like you don't get it though -- it's obvious you enjoy ripping on him because it makes you feel better about yourself. I know,..it probably sucks being a loser, but you're just gonna have to get used to it. Or maybe you're just a frustrated, in the closet gay guy -- you do make a lot of references to sucking dick.
Wow, you're so brilliant... you should be a psychologist. I'm obviously a faggot. You caught me. (sarcasm)
Shane is not a nice guy, okay? He actually said in one video that "he wants to teach children about pornography." Someone like that deserves ridicule as far as I'm concerned. But feel free to continue to stick up for your fat, imbred pedophile buddy. Who knows, Shane may end up making his tv debut on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator."
Unaware Genius? That's a fairly STUPID analogy. So... you think he is "hilarious", because he thinks he is good? Do you get amused by inanimate objects too? I think so. Play with your toes alot, do you? You are about 1 step above Sham Lee in the old Smarts Department. Moron. Sucks being a loser? Only a loser would get amused at Sham Lee. he isn't funny in the least. Only an idiot could be amused by him.
Seeing as how you are the one who likes watching Sham, who often poses in his underwear and nude... I think it a safe bet that YOU are likely the closet homo. Is there enough room in that closet for you and Sham Lee's fat ass? Do you color your underwear black too? Maybe you and Sham can get together, prance around in your skivvies and laugh at how "hilarious" he is.
"I sing Babe I'm gonna leave you by request, with guitar by Shima5, hope that you like it. V.A. case number 257-23-2433 shane edward lee (more) (less)" - FROM SHANE'S "BABE I'M GONNA.." PAGE. NOTE THE 9 DIGIT SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER POSTED IN THE HEADER OF THE VIDEO. MORON.
"I sing Babe I'm gonna leave you by request, with guitar by Shima5, hope that you like it. V.A. case number 257-23-2433 shane edward lee (more) (less)" - FROM SHANE'S "BABE I'M GONNA.." PAGE. NOTE THE 9 DIGIT SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER POSTED IN THE HEADER OF THE VIDEO. MORON.
Has anyone seen Ted Haggard around lately? I want to get the name of his meth-dealing, gay escort. What a convenience... I can get my meth, and buff some stud's helmet at the same time. One stop shopping. Praise the Lord, it's rainin' men.
Big Gay Shane again. It's rainin men. I wish I could get wet. WET! My lips are wet, but that's about all. Anyone want to come over and pee on me? YAY! PEE! It's rainin man-juice! MMMMMM. Man-juice!
Hi, Big Gay Shane again. It is so hard to find gay men like me in Georgia. I want to suck on some Georgia peaches. Big hairy ones. Please, someone call me. Heck, c'mon over and show me your nads. MMMMMM. NADS! I just love gonads. I would eat them all day, if'n I could. Please God... rain some MEN down on me!
Hay, yoo stop bean meen at me,, i neber dun nuttin too yoo,, do yoo hav anne kiddees?,, if'n yoo du, i wud jus luv too singe dem a cherch songe,, kiddees jus luv me singeing.
yah, but doo yoo lik my undaweer? i blaken em out, than i mak lidle peneses on em, thay our nise, huh?, i no yoo rely lik them, i doo it too teech my son aboot pernagrafy, i wants him too no the diferinses, thay caint lit me see him, cuz i wint an stocked my ex gerlfiend an sum oter gerls, butt i aint a gonna doo it no mure, yoo shud fergiv me, when i repinted, quite bean soo meen to me,
Hahahahahaha.. That's halarious! You guys are my hero's! I couldn't make it to the end of his... my ears were bleeding and my eyes were full of tears (from laughin' so hard)!
Well at least what I did sounded like Miss Piggy a little, these guys, were off, and I went up the scale, and it sounded somewhat like I was hitting the notes, which you seem silly, when you take someone else side, when there is no side to take.
i jus' learnt me sum englis, i speaks gud, GUUUUUD!, if'n i wuznt dizableded, if wud get yoo, yoo alwayes takes sumones elzes sides, i hat yoo, HAT YOU!!, ur pal, Shan
quite bean so meen to me, i aint neber bean meen to yoo, yoo jus tondef, yoo caint here my gud singeing, i sangs 3ccs, yoo caint, yoo our jelus, i aint stocked any wemmens, lire!
Dont hate on Shane!!!! This man is just trieing to do him! So you Haters do you!!!!
Abomb110285 1 year ago
mocking someone only slightly less intelligent than yourselves isn't that funny dudes
mburch1974 1 year ago
still a classic...
darkederkedarke 2 years ago
hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
letsgosurfing2 2 years ago
lol wow
HeidixxMichelle 2 years ago
####### press release ########
now available! a new video from furry clamdigger productions!
"wish you were queer"... the story of a monobrowed clamdigger and a douchebag named sham....
an inspirational little story about a gay female clamdigger, and her fat, hairy semi-male mate... both confused in their sexuality... and both starved for attention. they each love women, yet one hates homosexuality. see it now, CLICK ON MY USERNAME! spread the word!
ShaneLeeTheFraudToo 4 years ago
Shame Haters Unite!
Click on my name to check out the new video - "selee1shane - Another Turd in the Bowl". I play rhythm guitar over Pink Floyd's "Another Brick Part II". Of course, Shame Lee stars as the perverted schoolteacher.
Enjoy!
ChristShameYouPed0 4 years ago
I am in training with shanes you tube music series.... i hope to be the 2008 american idol....with shanes tips I already think I am in the top 30 or so.... do you guys have any tips similar to the king of sing---aka---shane?? Btw... great video
ptacisback 4 years ago
This video had potential, but neither one of you are funny nor talented enough to pull it off. Leave the entertaining to pros like Shane. Seriously lame. Pretty nice video quality,...did you record it with a webcam circa 1995?
probos1 4 years ago
I bet you're fat.
theonecalledlord 4 years ago
Wow,...you're a fucking comedy genius. Nice reply,..haha. Keep working on that act boys,..maybe one day you'll be good enough to go on the Letterman Show for the "Stupid Human Tricks" segment.
probos1 4 years ago
Hey Probos1, why don't you go back to licking shane's balls. If you think shane is talented, then you have no credibility. Shane's only talents are eating like a fucking pig and banging chicks with giant monobrows. So go suck a dick.
GlennRebSucksPenis 4 years ago
I never said Shane was talented. He's hilarious because he has no idea that he's not good at anything he does in his videos. It's "Unaware Genius". Meat heads like you don't get it though -- it's obvious you enjoy ripping on him because it makes you feel better about yourself. I know,..it probably sucks being a loser, but you're just gonna have to get used to it. Or maybe you're just a frustrated, in the closet gay guy -- you do make a lot of references to sucking dick.
probos1 4 years ago
Wow, you're so brilliant... you should be a psychologist. I'm obviously a faggot. You caught me. (sarcasm)
Shane is not a nice guy, okay? He actually said in one video that "he wants to teach children about pornography." Someone like that deserves ridicule as far as I'm concerned. But feel free to continue to stick up for your fat, imbred pedophile buddy. Who knows, Shane may end up making his tv debut on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator."
GlennRebSucksPenis 4 years ago
probos1,
At the end of the day, you're still 42 and arguing on a youtube comment board. good job.
theonecalledlord 4 years ago
You're 100% correct -- I can't argue with that. I let this silliness get the best of me. You all have fun.
probos1 4 years ago
Unaware Genius? That's a fairly STUPID analogy. So... you think he is "hilarious", because he thinks he is good? Do you get amused by inanimate objects too? I think so. Play with your toes alot, do you? You are about 1 step above Sham Lee in the old Smarts Department. Moron. Sucks being a loser? Only a loser would get amused at Sham Lee. he isn't funny in the least. Only an idiot could be amused by him.
ShaneLeeTheFraudToo 4 years ago
Seeing as how you are the one who likes watching Sham, who often poses in his underwear and nude... I think it a safe bet that YOU are likely the closet homo. Is there enough room in that closet for you and Sham Lee's fat ass? Do you color your underwear black too? Maybe you and Sham can get together, prance around in your skivvies and laugh at how "hilarious" he is.
ShaneLeeTheFraudToo 4 years ago
LMAO cracked me up. Gave you 5 stars like everyone else did.
LoneVocalist 5 years ago
shane sucks dicks!.. i hate that fat bastard i wonder if he ever seen a grown man naked in the navy?
marcoceletti 5 years ago
"I sing Babe I'm gonna leave you by request, with guitar by Shima5, hope that you like it. V.A. case number 257-23-2433 shane edward lee (more) (less)" - FROM SHANE'S "BABE I'M GONNA.." PAGE. NOTE THE 9 DIGIT SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER POSTED IN THE HEADER OF THE VIDEO. MORON.
shane1yucky 5 years ago
"I sing Babe I'm gonna leave you by request, with guitar by Shima5, hope that you like it. V.A. case number 257-23-2433 shane edward lee (more) (less)" - FROM SHANE'S "BABE I'M GONNA.." PAGE. NOTE THE 9 DIGIT SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER POSTED IN THE HEADER OF THE VIDEO. MORON.
shane1yucky 5 years ago
Has anyone seen Ted Haggard around lately? I want to get the name of his meth-dealing, gay escort. What a convenience... I can get my meth, and buff some stud's helmet at the same time. One stop shopping. Praise the Lord, it's rainin' men.
BigGayShaneIsGay 5 years ago
Big Gay Shane again. It's rainin men. I wish I could get wet. WET! My lips are wet, but that's about all. Anyone want to come over and pee on me? YAY! PEE! It's rainin man-juice! MMMMMM. Man-juice!
ShaneTheButtPirate 5 years ago
Hi, Big Gay Shane again. It is so hard to find gay men like me in Georgia. I want to suck on some Georgia peaches. Big hairy ones. Please, someone call me. Heck, c'mon over and show me your nads. MMMMMM. NADS! I just love gonads. I would eat them all day, if'n I could. Please God... rain some MEN down on me!
shane1yucky 5 years ago
I am Big Gay Shane. Hallelujah, its rainin men. Praise the Lord. I am gonna get soakin wet.
Shane Edward Lee
185 A Smith Ave
Garden City, GA 31408
(912)323-3122
shane1yucky 5 years ago
so funny, dudes. me and my italian friends are doing the same thing since we first watch his videos. Can't stop laughing.
Yorgos72 5 years ago
Shane you suck. Quit making videos showing your tiny peepee (or is it a clit? It's certainly small enough to be one.)
Good job, guys. Shane got f'd in the a!!
emailme987123 5 years ago
Hay, yoo stop bean meen at me,, i neber dun nuttin too yoo,, do yoo hav anne kiddees?,, if'n yoo du, i wud jus luv too singe dem a cherch songe,, kiddees jus luv me singeing.
BigGayShaneIsGay 5 years ago
yah, but doo yoo lik my undaweer? i blaken em out, than i mak lidle peneses on em, thay our nise, huh?, i no yoo rely lik them, i doo it too teech my son aboot pernagrafy, i wants him too no the diferinses, thay caint lit me see him, cuz i wint an stocked my ex gerlfiend an sum oter gerls, butt i aint a gonna doo it no mure, yoo shud fergiv me, when i repinted, quite bean soo meen to me,
NotAsQueerAsShane 5 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA! No, you two rock! Make a few more! Please
shane1abuser 5 years ago
F___ing-A! Too funny!
cathode1 5 years ago
Great video. You guys pwned that fat piece of shit!
shanelicksballs69 5 years ago
shane is a tone-deaf fatso with deslusions of grandeur.
noobsaiboy77 5 years ago
ROFLMAO Shane is a dink! i think these guys are taking the piss out of you shane Get a life and get off UTube!
cyr3z 5 years ago
Funny.
virus133 5 years ago
Hahahahahaha.. That's halarious! You guys are my hero's! I couldn't make it to the end of his... my ears were bleeding and my eyes were full of tears (from laughin' so hard)!
crystalroses76 5 years ago
Well at least what I did sounded like Miss Piggy a little, these guys, were off, and I went up the scale, and it sounded somewhat like I was hitting the notes, which you seem silly, when you take someone else side, when there is no side to take.
shane1lucky 5 years ago
i jus' learnt me sum englis, i speaks gud, GUUUUUD!, if'n i wuznt dizableded, if wud get yoo, yoo alwayes takes sumones elzes sides, i hat yoo, HAT YOU!!, ur pal, Shan
shane1abuser 5 years ago
oh my god!!!! Great!!!!
ghostofgotti 5 years ago
You guys make me happy. :-D
EmoScreenNamesSuck 5 years ago
Hahahah you guys rock! I think I'm going to go for your lessons instead...Shane just doesn't hit the spot quite as well.
fleshfall 5 years ago
Even though I was showing how unusual my voice is, I at least hit the notes somewhat, come on guys give me a break.
shane1lucky 5 years ago
no, you didn't
jensclayson 5 years ago
quite bean so meen to me, i aint neber bean meen to yoo, yoo jus tondef, yoo caint here my gud singeing, i sangs 3ccs, yoo caint, yoo our jelus, i aint stocked any wemmens, lire!
shane1abuser 5 years ago
Shane Edward Lee
185 A Smith Ave
Garden City, GA 31408
(912)323-3122
Here's my number, stud. Please call me. I am hard up for some tube steak, smothered in underwear and fumunda cheese. MMMM. Cheesesteak!
BigGayShaneIsGay 5 years ago