Joey Jordison Friend Wake Up!

[Jheaff1]

Ya RAAH YEAAAAAAAAH YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!! PASSED OUT IN THE FUCKING GREEN ROOM!! I WANA SEND THIS FUCKING RAP TO ALL THE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT PASSED OUT TO L.A(?) ;)

[Eryan82]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK EURIALTO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Muito bom! Joey é foda!

[Ladylicios]

i wish he could wake me up like this every morning and the screwing working days would be heaven on earth hahaha :D

[no1scoobyfan]

wtf? and i liked joey before this....but dudes a loser >.< i was expecting much better :|....

[MegaAngle23]

this is fucking FUNNY but when he's sitting n the car screaming with sum1 else from the murder dolls it doesnt sound so good. lol.

[Fminorpenta]

Damn joey sounds like he can real fucking scream! he should do some vocals.....

[p0esbek]

@Fminorpenta he has actually. I forget the band name, but it's got "necro" somewhere in the name. lol

[DarkMazyNightmare]

Can someone write down the whole monologue Joey did in this video please?

PS: Look at Joey's face when he's screaming, he blushes! LOL

[19shiningstar]

joey...is..my..alarm..clock. every morning when i wake up i kiss a slipknot picture. mostly him.

[TheArkham13asylum]

@19shiningstar hahahahaha if your a guy you have have issues

[19shiningstar]

@TheArkham13asylum asshole. im a girl.

[TheArkham13asylum]

@19shiningstar

hahaha i said ïf" hahah asshole sorry didnt mean to offend. it was a joke :p

trust me I have issues alwys in and out of psychiatric hospitals. my apologies miss :)

[19shiningstar]

@TheArkham13asylum okay ?

[TheArkham13asylum]

@19shiningstar

well can i ask for your real name?

[19shiningstar]

@TheArkham13asylum marion

[oceansoul02]

yeeah... joey jordison alarm clock right beside me on my bed (66...

[kikiolee]

i didn't know joey had that many piercings but they're cool

[LePetitDanseur2010]

joey can you be my alarm clock???

[shawnatriplesix]

LMAO!!!! i joey as my alarm clock too xD

[mikypeg]

i want joey jordison to be my alarm clock

[metalcult32]

that would be the best one xD

[IowaMaggotNumber1]

LMAO. Joeys great at screaming :)

[ichliebemarcus666]

lmao

nice

[kealiesayshi2]

hes wearing a bun !!! he wants to lick a tash

[dziadu2]

he sounds like alexi laiho:)

[TheMrscoreytaylor69]

hahahha hes so short lol and cute but still fucking kick ass!!!

[pruity11]

joey's growls are HOT. he can be a alarm in the morning

[FrostVamp8]

Yes... yes they are! lol

[Dagrwolfrokrokr9]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! did they even wake up???

[gothamungus]

im now pissing myself laughing

[JuB34JuB]

I didnt think he was like that, he always seems so silent with Slipknot

[suffo1337]

his growls are nice ;)

[drasticandsarcastic]

Lol! And they still don't get up! Hahahaha!!!

[GasMaskGuySince1993]

Joey could probably be a good vocalist too! along with being a drummer and a guitarist!

[MaggotXMrsJordison]

LOL HILARIOUS!! wth did he say about tossed salad?? :S Loooool....man hes HOT :D

[TASCOMEDYCLUB]

he said there snoring like whores getting there sald tossed

[pettytozeptohalen]

its so funny how a star makes utube videos

[burzumbeast]

hahahah :Đ

[foyter11x]

lol

[WEareSOawesome12]

lol joey is hilarious i love watching him and his randomness

[freakinmaggot]

omg xDDDDDDDD joey rocks!!!!!!!

[mudvaynegirl955]

damn joey could be a good singer!lol!!!

[DeadMemories9]

i wud have luved to woken up like that then hang out with joey the whole day

[samie325]

ha ha!!!!!!! it would be my dream to be woken up like that!!! he should be a lead singer.but........ it would be awesome if he could be a lead singer AND the awesome drummer!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Irokutara]

Joey is hilarious. xD

[barbedwirebat111]

i love how they hardly even move...they must be extreeemely blitzed, haha.

[999XLGUITARBOY666]

i'd love to be woken up like that

[BandGeek824]

I fucking love Joey! He rocks and he's got a voice good enough to be a lead singer :)

[lilsk8rat666]

Damn maybe joey should be a lead singer

[crazyjimheath]

he said he's probaly getting his salad tossed

[LiLitha95]

:D:D...i love joey jordison!! :D

[otepgirl53]

dont make fun of joey he is fucking hot!!!!!!!

[Alefri2]

I just can't let go of it. He fuckin sounds like alexi laiho when he screams at the end. xD

[Puchiko47]

XD!!

[Deidara124]

wow never put joey at lead singer (no offense to joey fan girls im one 2 )

[grafiteballoon7]

that was a really lame way to wake em up...i love ya joey but cmon theres so much better stuff ya could of dun to f**k with em

[smokeybearsb]

Yeah dude when I saw that, I thought the same thing.

[MDpro]

i want to hire someone to wake me up like that every morning

[DeathMaggot1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JOEY IS SO FUNNY!

[slipda03]

god dammit

i want to be woken up this way!!

[Chaosfireixi]

HAHA

[PiccolaPearl]

can you wake me up like this??

soooo sexy Joey !!!

[JabbaJazz112]

hahaha, nice comment PiccolaPearl

[KMnnA]

i fucking love you joey

[W11BO1]

loll

[GothicMetalGal]

joey's so fucking gorjuzz

[huevitoisback]

what does he say about rob barret?

[Metalvi17]

WAKE UP?

JAJAJAJA

JOEY IT'S THE BEAST

[xGh0stGirlx]

who does he wake up?

[BobKiller69]

where do u get these videos

reply 2 this or i will eat yor soal

yes thats u paulojipa

[Baysong]

Why doesn't he do vocals?

[allhopeisgone19994]

joey can u teach me drums

[gyankee17]

no thats the best way to make them throw up

[Vermillion1999]

No wonder he was made backup singer in Slipknot :D

Joey fucking rules!

[DonutsKill780]

uh, hes not

[Isakuma]

Lol at Vermillion1999

[Vermillion1999]

Muderdolls *

sorry..

[BobKiller69]

lol retard

[Plagueridden]

Yeah.. Shawn and Chris (sometimes Paul) do backup vocals.. Joey DID backup for Murderdolls though.

[kibainuzukaGIJ]

lol at 0:45 his voice sounds like alexi's from COB :P

Joey's Awsome and a crazy motherfucker (:

[InanimateKillers]

just kick them in the balls XD best way to wake a dude up

[kathyepik13]

That's the worst way. DAmn taht would hurts your sleeping like a baby then a kick in the crotch. It would be funny but I mean...that's rude.

[joshbfat]

lol joey is fucking mad, im doing this next party im at

[psychofangirl13]

lol, i want Joey to wake me up XD even if screaming. he does a scream pretty well too... he does EVERYTHING WELLXD

[KristenAmanda4]

he almost has a southern accent in the beginning.....and he doesnt even drink the crown royal......haha, still love you joey.... <3

[KillModzzor]

At the Veery end, for a couple seconds it sounds sort of like The Divine Falsehood by Job For A Cowboy is playing. But anyways this video is sweet, i would go and party with Joey any day.

[001slipknotfankaty]

joey is fucking awesome

[VerdugoX2L]

fuck yea mr Jordison

\m/ fuckin passed out in tha greenroom!!!

[666heretics]

joey is my all time idol

[Vermillion1999]

haha, it's really funny to see him as loud as this and then look how quiet he is in Slipknot

[madz55]

lmao love ya joey!

[AdmiralAckbar88]

damn! give joey a mic

[stirl]

That's what I was just thinking!!

[xxxangelofvenomxxx]

where cause i look him up all the time on their and there's no pic of him. the only one they have of him is of james

[dethmetal87]

joey kicks ass

[deformografer]

joey that was silly i love you

[AceFrehley67]

Ya i love you too Joey. (what the hell)

[eurocarbuff]

Wow! Joey should be the screamer for the band not Taylor, wow he so good at it, shit.

[fatalangel34]

no wonder why he was doing back vocals in Murderdolls :) lol..

[dreadbet]

haha...

on crack last night

[Theywillriseagain]

TOTAL MINDBLOW

u should see how F**king hideous the Joey Jordison photo on Wikipedia is.

Now that i see him in this vid, he looks just like a normal person.

P.S. if Joey, Jagger, even Elvis did that to me (what with the hangover and all), I'd still find a way to break them in half.

[creedy2005]

the wiki pic i think is him with his mask fresh off aster a show

no wonder he looks like shit lol

[THElostWONDER]

ahaha that was awesome i never would have expected him to do something like that hahaha he is soo funny

[Clown6SlipKnoT]

Look at Joey now, and then look how quiet he is in SlipKnoT. XD Nice video 5/5

[Clown6SlipKnoT]

Lmfao!

[HellChick9]

HAA! Lmfao.

*Lazy sods!!* Dude, I would wake up and be like, "Holy crap!" lol.

Joey<3. Hes so funny. :)

[mindfulmusic78]

Funny!!

[mjdv666]

lmao,joey on vocals would be a damn good idea.5* }:]

[DayDreamer5467]

I second that!!

[SadisticBitch694]

i third it

[LilMissSlipknot666]

I fourth it bitch yerr! xD

[THUNDERDOMEFXXRACER2]

i 5th that too homez.

[HXCsux]

and i 666th that!!!

[liljerrylillerstevie]

i seventh it

[CeaserSpeaks23]

i 8th it ^^

[Sebskull]

I 9th that! 9 as in 9 in sliknot!

666

Maggot4life!

stay (sic)

[theroastedpotatoman]

he has a fucking brutal voice!!!!!

[rckonguitr]

JOEY IS DA BOMB!!

[thispagesux]

wow....he's like soooooooo rock'n roll (twat)

[MywaterColourRomance]

Joey ruuuules =]

[chathlic]

i love joey.hes amazing

[pansyxrocker]

haha the guy stays alseep thats funny

[tiiititirititi]

Joey I love you!!! :D :D :D :D

[Ladymoonluna]

Love his hair and voice in this video ! where did you got this vid ?

[xXItachiXsanXx]

ben bu adama tapıyorum=D

[JJAccursedRock]

weeeeeee 53. puhauha

[JJAccursedRock]

bu 52. izLeyişim ve dayanadamadım bi daha yazım dedim:Doyyyyyyy yerim onu yerim yerim beeee tipe bak ya of joey of:D

[JJAccursedRock]

ben seviyorm LAn joey i ben ben ben beeeeeeeen Just I,I Love to Joey

[YouSuckAss00]

He definetly looks drunk in this video, kinda sounds drunk too. Joey kicks ass, rock on.

[thenamelessforever]

I love joey!

[havokishotterthanyou]

i lovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee jjjjjjjjjoooooooooeeeeeeeyyyyy­yyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[Sowfie09]

So funny...

[billytdm]

f0nny i love joey.

[Obscurechild33]

ahaha funny ass vid! Joey is soo cute! I praise him with my soul! ^^

[kansuandburak]

hahahha great :D

[rcw4life]

this is so funny,i watched it almost 7 times and it is still as funny as ever! ^_^

[Revelations360]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[torre93123]

he is the best

[FrozenPoptart]

AWW! He is sooo cute! Awesome video.

[murderdoll666aveira]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[DarkAngel555666]

Joey is so cute... he's the best... I love this crazy guy

[FaggotMaggot666]

what was that about salad tossed?

[FaggotMaggot666]

a few shots in him? More like half the fucking bottle!

and nice laugh ... "ahhieieieieie!!"

hmm... I wonder what kind of "WORK" joey was doing with Rob... *coughsuckingrobscockcough* the way he said that was SOOO suggesting!

is that a Suffocation shirt! o.O FAGGOT KEEPS STEALING MY CLOTHES!

[xVampireChild]

wtf's ur problem?

the "ahhieieieieie!!" that u reckon is a laugh, is actually yelling like a drunk. coz thats wat he's doin. coz the other guys threw a few shots at him coz they were drunk.!! plus in sum places they have more than 3 bottles of beer/scotch/whiskey.

woopty fukin do if u hav the same shirt. like srsly. i hav the same slipknot shirt as a guy at my skool.

and he was trying to wake them up.

and las thing

WHO GIVES A RATS ASS IF HE DRINKS?!?!!

[FaggotMaggot666]

hmm... he is alcoholic white trash.

[kokoluvsaaliyah]

lmfao!g willikers!lol.I would have pissed my pants cuz that would scared the shyt outta me!lol.

[kajaDenmark]

joey is one of my favorite musicians hehe... but his voice...what the F. I better liked it for years ago haha... typical girl comment.

[DJKrank]

hahaahhahahahhahhahahhhaahahha­hahahahahahahahahahahhahhahaha­h

[Gitarrengott8807]

Fucking idiot!!!

[hryzunik]

I think I really love this guy...

[FaggotMaggot666]

he's gay

[jereloman415]

haha

joey is soo cool

i get to meet him next ozzfest

yay

[murdermaggotlisa]

SO DID YOU MEET HIM?!?!

[jereloman415]

ozzfest hasent come yet haha

[FaggotMaggot666]

sure you do, and what joey jordison myspace was this?

[jereloman415]

i was talking bout real life meet him asshole<br><br>

[askazmc]

Joey rlz :D:D:D:D

[BlackRose5732]

LMFAO well it worked... it woke them up!

[FaggotMaggot666]

they were well awake before he went in there and offended my ears.

[melekyuzluseytan]

joey,o yanaklarını o lanet dudaklarını öpmek istiyorum...istiyorum istiyorum istiyorum !!!

[witchjordison]

ahahhahh... öperim seni =)

[XxxEvilnaxxX]

LOL!!!!

[Drakedraam]

*Drooool*

 He's so awesome!!!

[Fortune1]

Matt devries from chimaira!

[GothicKris]

where is that from? is on a dvd or like that? i love itxD

[GothicKris]

omfg o.O joey is so hot! i can't tell how hot he is *luv him*

[DontEverJudgeMe666]

haha...very funny..rock on Joey(1)

[paulojipa]

AUSHuash Yeah! It's very Cool!

[Miseryinsanity]

hahahahaha who'd of thought joey jordison had such a cool voice the censorship just made it funnier