Billy Connolly - Scrotums

[ACERAMGAD]

heeheeeheeeheeeee funny MFkerrr!!!!!! Love Billy!!!!

[BANANASinPYJAMAS21]

"What the fuck is this? Something very unpleasant has just crawled out your arse!! " Hahaha oh Billy :')

[beeniefide]

btw, can anyone tell me what Billy's saying from 0:12 - 0:14? I'm british but even I am struggling to understand what he's saying in this part.

[Thehuhdragon]

@beeniefide would you agree with me now

[JchaosM]

A hairy brain!!!!!

[beeniefide]

@TehPwnzorz1886 I always thought Scots wore kilts not trousers...

[tashpish]

@beeniefide yeah we run about in kilts chasing haggis and playing the bagpipes......

you fucking idiot.

[beeniefide]

@tashpish Atleast i'm not idiotic enough to call you "scotch" rather than "scots". I know the difference between a nationality and a drink.

[buzzclick500]

Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you, I say!!(Dim, in "A Clockwork Orange")

[TheAnimeStop]

Did anyone else grab their ball sack?

[TheKenfig]

This is VERY good isn't it ? Billy has a great way of thinking

[82katieb]

Wit women have to look forward to eh?

[LockZoe]

does anyone know what they call the t-shirts Billy is wearing? I want one.

[chrisbeat1988]

@LockZoe T-shirts

[11DNA11]

17 guys felt other guys scrotums.

[strangerinwhite]

@11DNA11 LOL

[ewanmcfadyen]

Make sure you go to the toilet before you watch this

[psychoBOXMANJ]

@glasgow1234 Russians are most aggressive. URA!!!

[MattysMediaWorld]

1.25 - Berlusconi reference.,

[hippyable]

Die laughing!

[fattoler]

I love Scotland.

[bobthebanshee]

He looks like Mel Gibson in Braveheart hahaha FREEDOM!!!!!

[monkeyskitz]

anybody else give their nuts a good fumble when he started talking about it?

[BethGoth15]

I blushed when he grabbed his balls XD I'd like to have a good ole fumble around. He's so sexy XD

[MsrSiris]

OMG 0:10 It's Severus Snape & Lily Evans

[cardenw]

@MsrSiris LOL!

[drtrotter74]

is he wearing a dress?

[OhFishyFish]

0:06 - Mel Gibson?

[batbreath77]

The Scots rock

[glasgow1234]

I am so proud to be Scottish. We are the most laidback easygoing funniest people on earth and at the same time we are the most aggressive and angry fucking crabbit bastards to roam this earth.

Here's to Billy !

Here's to SCOTLAND !

[ErikCartman]

@glasgow1234 the most laidback easygoing funniest people on earth and at the same time we are the most aggressive and angry fucking crabbit.

don't forget you can also fly .

[11DNA11]

He shouldn't be knighted. He should be the new king.. Oh wait.. Can gods be kings?

[HikoSeijuroXIII]

Kings used to be gods, though. At least people thought they were.

[cruizee69]

LMFAO :)  glad I don't have em. haha

[FiswaT]

lmfao rofl haha

[kernalkorn]

Does anyone else think that Billy and John Cleese may have been separated at birth?

[beanblackadder]

bahahahahahaaaa, me dad was of scottish blood, so fuk yea...im proud!!!!!!!!..

[kilted06yass]

LMFAO somethin very unpleasant has just crawled oot your arse

funniest person ever to have walked the earth and will not be topped.

[dragonofthedarknight]

Is he wearing a cape?

[veitchy88]

@dragonofthedarknight Nah. It's a weird tshirt with a semi-circular tail on the back of it. I have never seen another one so he must have them made for him. He wore them as part of his stage outfit for a number of years.

[seanyb109]

@dragonofthedarknight no its his signature shirt, he almost always wears them. its like a t-shirt with the tail bit of those jackets that pianists wear

[70sheaven]

agreed the best

[Mthtmty]

LOL! I remember watching this and my mum was in the room. It was so awkward. Lol!

[EvILMoNKey9427]

ROFL

[ShRiNkInGMuShRoOmS]

SCOTLAND!!

[beckajardin]

loll ohhhh

[Thosis]

This is the best joke ever.

[20Estevenson]

Scrotums are weird! My boyfriend has one and I never know what to do with it. :/

[beckajardin]

@20Estevenson doesnt every boyfriend have one loll

[Thosis]

I think her "boyfriend" is actually a girl who, naturally, has a vagina, but also scrotum. That's why she's so confused.

[BEATNIKCASS]

@20Estevenson .......don't squeeze it hard.....better still, ignore it and concentrate on the ramrod.

[waxengravah]

@20Estevenson Really? I have one too and I'm a male, thats well weird innit

[DannJay789]

He's from scotland

[SpeckleXXX]

LOL Love Billy!

Does anyone know where this is from? thanks!

[kendallbob]

a hairy brain? LMFAO!

[MrCBC1996]

i dont think ive ever laughed so much

[ashleylovesdaddy]

"Make wee bags." HA

[VodkaMagiK]

Robin Williams stole this from Billy, lol.

[papersplease]

It's impossible to choose a "best comedian ever". I have a top 5, and Billy is certainly there. One thing is for sure, there is no one like him.

[gut197]

@papersplease i think Bill Cosby and George Carlin are also on that list

[ArcaneAzmadi]

I was actually looking for his sketch on how "scrotum" is such an ugly word (while "vagina" is a great word) but this is a great sketch that I've never seen before!

[Nemesis7293]

I love Billy Connolly, but I love scrotums even more.

[LoonyLooners]

"Make wee bags"

PMSL

[TomasPaalman]

Ahaha, it's so funny 'cause it's true

[Lamporre]

There must be a law that says he must wear a beard on a comedy stage.

[MoOsHw]

Hes got no beard! He looks fuckin 20 years younger! Some ppl might ask him whether hes got hair on his dick yet!

[nine4t4]

HE WAS 20 YEARS YOUNGER!!!

[jondees]

somethin unpleasant just crawled oot your arse. lol i nearly pished maself ther..

[jpippinator]

isn't he the guy that's on "scariest places on earth"?

[xDJxVID3OSx]

Bloody Hillarious

[Bosshlover]

soo funny lmao.

[gondorguard92]

its one thing to touch ur scrotum,but i dont even want to know what it REALLY feels like

[ArcaneKarma]

don't you already know?

[Vikturus22]

I love how the girls Are shitting themselves laughing They Don't even know lol

[MakeWeedLegal]

They don't even know... o.o I'm sure she'll spot it one day when you're naked....

[Craxblorg]

@Vikturus22 Straight girls end up getting the kind of close- up view you'd never wish on your wrinkliest enemy.

[1997olly]

"must have a tendon connected to this cheek" Very funny

[k1ngston9]

'something very unpleasant just crawled out your arse' - haha classic

[xXxDoNk3yPuNcHxXx]

"make WEE bags" hahaha love this man LOL

[FantaGamer]

wow if u look at diffrent clips u see how much he changed

[Mickyweewee]

Fantastic stuff.....lol

[EATSFALCONPUNCH]

LOL!!!! Black guys just hold on to it, what's going on eh?

[OrdoabChao]

lmaoo ..elbow skin .. make wee bags !! AHAH

[MyLadySakura]

'Its like a hairy brain'

HAHAHA :) makes me laugh every time.

[impostergir007]

lol IM ITALIAN

[pas1888]

Hairy brain lol

[livewring]

"make wee bags" :D

[Bluewolf2028]

haha ;)

[gingermagicman]

damn right i do it in my pocket XD

[Seanadun]

Best comedian ever will never be topped, go Sir Billy

[BorryDutch]

@Seanadun Has he been knighted?

[Seanadun]

@BorryDutch No he hasnt but he should be.

[BorryDutch]

@Seanadun Agreed.

[ChrisRiley93]

@BorryDutch Who cares.

[blackpebble72]

my best friends boyfriend does the pocket thing. lol

[goatsrule13]

FUCK YEAH, SCOTSMEN.

[cjsoontobe13]

how did he know about the poket thing :0

[Deanocfc]

hahah quality

[Hyunie]

I love him.he toally rocks.

[Simplyfic]

The pocket shit is bang on.

[Scoforever]

New word.  Scrotching. Scrotum and scratching.

[Underthehill]

White guys do it in their pocket lmao

were so lame xD

[locustsymphony]

is that a cape he's wearing?

[bentzy]

that makes no sense scumbag below me.....but if u think it does u might wanna check your face, i hear ya like them there

[BTPossum]

One of my scrotums is missing since last night.

[EllaDiabola]

Hahahahaha! "Something very unpleasant has just crawled out of your arse!!"

[goldliquid]

HAHAHAHHA THIS GUY IS GENIUS!

[leeham991]

It's a hairy brain!

[gjhsdjhd]

LOL

[mightynixon]

hes right tho its a desigin fault.

[Nubsthegreat]

Little goat scrotums are cute :)lol

[EATSFALCONPUNCH]

I don't know what to say to that

[ant0mini0xtremist]

does anyone know what live show this is from?

[Xtiona]

I know it took part of the "Billy Connolly's World Tour of Scotland" (1994)

[FishinMichigan]

Love the Scotsman's attitude. Proud to be of Scottish heritage.

[demonic186]

well why the F*** wouldn't we be proud to be scottish? are you trying to say theres something wrong with being scottish? :P

[aileanwazere]

yeah we rock

[psychobollox]

@demonic186

gerrim fuckin' tellt!

scottish and very proud of it here!

[Ecofreak96]

@demonic186

I'm jealous of you Scottish people....I'm fairly proud to be an American.....but I envy you who can call yourselves Scottish.... :(

[mrmojohasrisen]

@Ecofreak96 well us scots are jealous of your weather lol. do people over there still think scots wear kilts and live in castles or has the internet finally sorted evrything out? lol, cos it used to be when my famillly were on hols to the u.s you could play up to the scottish stereotype for a laugh and people would believe it everytime lol i.e saying we go shooting haggis,wear skirts,and have local wizards and witches in the neighbourhoods lol,

[Ecofreak96]

@mrmojohasrisen

I don't no, because I had a friend who lived in the UK and told me about his trips to Scotland, he sent me pictures too. It seems like a very, very beautiful place, and I hope to visit someday.

But alot of Americans do, and it's kinda sad, lol.

[mrmojohasrisen]

@Ecofreak96 it is defo,theres too many places possible to go,if your going you should check out edinburgh and the castle etc thats where alot of americans go,plus go to glasgow for a night out,regularly voted one of the best nights out in the world,you can go to millions of places after that lol defo give loch lomond a bash to for some crackin scenery if your into that kind of thing but one thing be prepared for midges lol total pain in the dick lol

[SerpentinePath]

@demonic186 Go us scots!!

[LordfishKeke]

@demonic186 'There's' And 'Scottish'

Capital letters at the beginning of sentences.

[ezelouie]

@LordfishKeke nobody gives a shit mate

[LordfishKeke]

@ezelouie You do, because you wouldn't comment without reason to.

Dumbass. :3

[ezelouie]

@LordfishKeke its not an essay, who gives a shit about spelling and punctuation?

[LordfishKeke]

@ezelouie You do, obviously. Why are you commenting about it, you bloody muppet?

[TubeDestroyer2010]

@demonic186 Oh hell yes.

[THET2236]

@demonic186 avarage iq off 97 lowest of europe

[02087434]

Billy connolly is the greatest commedien of

all time!!!!!!!!!!!

[heyfootballhead]

pervert lol.

[mofoexpo]

"hey god. av got alot of elbow skin left, what we gonna do wae it?"

"ach we'll make we bags, to hold their balls"

class, billy connolly rocks, ;)

[garycleghorn]

no one brave enough would heckle him, he`s class!!!!

[Baseballschaap]

"It's like a hairy brain..." xD

[groovykid2000]

in scotish it rokcks and i luv ths lass called alex who is welsh

[amerenio]

Scottish humor is just plain brilliant. Absolutely hilarioussssssss!

[gazmetal]

Billy is the man!

[ghaitham]

hdh

[mCR2311]

omfg!!! lmao, there must be a tendon connected there! lmao!

[weeaandy]

LOL

[XxAllyReaperxX]

Lmao haha im a chick and even I think thats fucking hilarious!!

[christube14]

haahaha lol thats so funny scotland,dumfries #1 ! woot

[RyanBabelFTW]

dumfries, i live near there :P

[STOY101]

the big yan is off the fuckin hook proud ta be scotish

[montycfc1]

Although I'm a white Scot.

I'm more inclined to do what Billy says about Italians. Coz if you readjust ur balls in your pocket it looks as if your havin a wank.

[123ThisIsMe]

Love his observations and his frankness and how he puts it into a comical context

[JuanFatche]

Ken Bigley you mean, oh and black page1, there are neds, clowns and idiots in every country not just Scotland. Although Im definitely more inclined to your point of view than the walloper that you were conversing with.

[mCR2311]

Who's Ken Beasley???

[funnynotcrazy]

na cunt slags scotland who ever does is a fukin wimp nd hink their country could take us

scotland till i die

[porcelainrock]

I adore that man. Hero (:

[Rle8752]

I do the pocket thing...

[lorenrb]

best comedian ever!

[TheBlackPage1]

Not to mention that if you even Dare to be different than anyone, you'll be labelled as either a "freak" or "gay". Especially if you're intelligent enough to think for yourself.

[djcol7nftw]

well for 1 y u comin lookin for a scottish guy to give u a great laugh? and im guessin ur from england or even worse america well if its england u obv havent heard of birminham and the family that starved to death the always ran out side to get the bread the neibors thrown out side for the birds and dont even get me started with america oh and scotland hardly do drugs its all alchohol drugs r for losers alchohol is the way to go so go bak to ur 1 and only shity country and go have a long sleep.

[TheBlackPage1]

Ehh, I just said I'm Scottish... and I live in Scotland too. Just because I type full words instead of saying "wtf r u sayin" doesn't mean i'm English. And oh yeah, England's just as bad. I"m not taking sides at all. America depends on where you are, it's a much bigger place than the UK "obv".

[djcol7nftw]

thers nothin rong with bein a chav oh and ned is the same thing. ur probs just one of the st andrews posh boys

[TheBlackPage1]

You're making yourself look like a twat. When people read this they'll know EXACTLY what i'm talking about! You don't even know you're doing it.. it's so sad.

[djcol7nftw]

yeh im the twat cuz im takin the piss outa u and u always fail to make a decent enuf comment with ur 2 brain cells i bet u need ur whole family to finish the end of the sentance just give up lil boy ur just a lil piece of shit on this earth go break ur virginity with a fuckin crack in the floor of ur cardboard box house

[TheBlackPage1]

LOL! Great comment. You almost amuse me as much as Billy. Now go and get a 14 year old girl pregnant, down an entire case of Tennants lager and let me know how the football goes, you cretin.

[djcol7nftw]

oh comon dont be serious billy isnt funny honestly u musta came out yer mums ass instead of her fanny cuz u gt no sense of homour well infact thers a lil thing calld a condom ther 50p usualy free but i doubt u hav the money ull b goin to ur mom beggin to her to sell her cardboard box to get a condom and wen u do ud end up putin it on the wrong way round or punturing it with yer needle dick and then ud poke ur mom till u dribble out ur first bit of cum in ur moms inch deep/wide hole

[djcol7nftw]

now tell me wer did u figure out the gay word cretin been goin to library pcs writin these rubbish comebaks and lookin up the dictionary on google cuz u arent able to go to school they kickd u out for havin 2 brain cells st andrews dont teach ppl tht dum cuz ther all poshos now give up lil boy b4 u start cryin dont want to make the sticks and stone phrase different

[rolla16]

theblackpage1 for the win!

i do know exactly what you're talking about, and it would be sad that this idiot doesn't seem to realise they are one. but i hate idiots, and can therefore never feel sorry for them. still, it's amusing to sit back and watch people ike that dig a deeper hole of stupid for themselves XD

[TheBlackPage1]

thanks for the support!

[opitz74]

I love the "elbow skin" remark

[EdWood2006]

Does anyone know what dvd the toboggan sketch is on?

[danny1374]

I have that dvd Edwood with the toboggan sketch its called two night stand. Its still available in most shops.

[eurodancer987]

so funny

[TheBlackPage1]

Seeing this man makes me proud to be Scottish :p

[djcol7nftw]

should be proud to be scottish with out him or not

[TheBlackPage1]

Not really, there's not much to be proud of.