Jesus Christ Pose [Rock Band 2] 100% Expert Vocals

[flazartic]

Sounds like someone with downs.

[paulopietro]

Porcaria!!!!!

[JaynardManback]

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[WastedDayMusic]

I read the description and, having the same range and power as Cornell in my own voice (not my opinion, but I've been told it often enough), I wanted to hear someone else singing it......needless to say, this dude fucking sucks. This song is hard to sing, no doubt, but dropping the vocal by 3 octaves and then claiming you're getting 100% is an embarrasment. But it's only a game so why should anyone else care...? Ha!

[metalnico96]

this is an insult for chris cornell, you sound retarded, go sing barney u dick

[PlexShaw]

Did you even bother reading the description?

[ledgm108]

WILLIAM HUNG?

[textingname]

Obviously the software needs some bugs worked out if it gave him "100%" for..ahem..THAT.

Why don't you go do this to an Avenged Sevenfold song or something? Leave real music alone!!

[barbeque08]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ianmiscool6969]

this is fucking terrible

[superunknown98879]

as much as i like this song, it didnt fit with the album at all, its the only song like it on the entire album, and probably gave people the wrong idea of soundgarden when they put it on rb as dlc

[doctorsamadams]

what about new damage, holy water, and face pollution? hardly the only hard song on badmotorfinger.

[superunknown98879]

didnt mean hard songs, haha, just meant that it didnt really fit with the rest of the album, as far as the way it sounded, it was almost a thrashy kinda thing, only thing remotely close to it was face pollution, and that had more of a punk feel to it

[S3bz3r0]

meh, my favourite song from them by far lol

but i like other songs by them

[guitarguru1191]

Good job in the game

i'm not trying to insult you or anyone...but I hate it when people sing the songs an octave lower...it sounds so different and makes the song sound bad. :-(

[Soundmachine]

OK. Like it's easy to hit Cornell's high notes.

[S3bz3r0]

it isn't that hard to me

it's just that i can't figure how to sound good when doing it lol

[sonicwingnut]

I am so gonna get this game now I know I can do this tune, and I'm gonna do it full voice at the high notes. I'm severely dissapointed that neither rock band nor guitar hero recognise octaves. That takes pretty much all the challenge out of vocal mode on both games.

[kevo2488]

Very flat notes.

[JoeSidhu]

Eh.

I would learn vibrato. You need to learn to put more emotion in your vocals. You sound monotone.

Test your range. Maybe you'll be able to reach those original notes.

Overall, not the greatest performance ever.

[IcemageJT]

Do people ever read video descriptions?

I know how to use vibrato - I've over a hundred other videos where I use it. It scores very poorly in any karaoke video game, and I don't use it when I'm barely hanging onto my score because a song is unfamiliar (remember: I'd heard the song for the first time 3 days before I made this video).

I also know exactly where my vocal range is, and there's no way I can hit any of these high notes as a low baritone/borderline bass.

[JoeSidhu]

Then I take back all I said.

I'm a baritone with bass reach and I'm able to extend into the soprano range.

It is possible to reach the notes/extend your range through just pushing or forcing your voice up there. It's how I kind of did it. Just a suggestion. I've heard it may damage though.

My only problem is that it's really hard to put vibrato on those higher notes.

And I do understand the difficulty of just trying to sing something you've written fairly recently or heard recently.

[doctorsamadams]

as you pointed out, vibrato is not exactly something that you "learn." It is very difficult to put it on those higher notes--basically you just have to scream it out until your vocal muscles are developed enough to do it without screaming at full power.

[kevmojenks]

youve got a good voice but you make your songs sound funny by doing that

[kevmojenks]

dude you enunciate to much

[IcemageJT]

Sorry, I'll try to suck more at pronouncing English next time, just for you... whatever that means. :P

[kevmojenks]

dude you enunciate to much

[Andragon90]

Great pitch control, but yea.. no where near the original power lol

[Sasfoot]

Sounds like a Chinese immigrant fucked up on weed singing. At least this mother fucker can sing on key and knows the song. Cornell has a wide range and this song is tougher than Black Hole Sun.

[rivariad]

DAMN! THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS! probably the worst voice on the entire planet.

[doctorsamadams]

at least he tried, loser

ok, i started typing this before i heard it, its not the best. but he had the balls to post it, lets hear your rendition.

[rivariad]

its not about balls fuckface, its about respect. this one's a fuckin shame for humankind.

[IcemageJT]

Well, since you insist on insulting me (twice) on my own channel, perhaps you don't deserve to visit it at all. Please have a nice life.

[doctorsamadams]

respect is about balls. what are you exactly, some kind of treasure? diamond in the toilet? im still wading through the shit....

[Crazyeyezkilla]

This song is so fun to sing. Nailing the last line makes you feel like such a champ.

[Bigo311]

Good to see somebody do this one. Nicely done

[Tenfrente]

Now we need to do a 2x FC run with Brad and Tyler doing good. xP

We could probably get 1st across platform on this with a few runs.

[Tenfrente]

Btw, I didn't mean they did bad before. I just mean it would be cool to get a run where we all played our best.

[iFailz0rz]

Thanks a lot for this! I've been nagging other singers like Vixenita, billtvshow, and pinkpixy to do this as well, so thanks for finally filling the request!

[Faukerz]

Wow that last phrase was a killer but you hit it haha.

[PunkPanda777]

Nice but can you pass this on the drums =P ?

[rykuzeath]

Yay you sightreaded this with out band lol.

[IcemageJT]

Yeah that was with you, Alex and Brad. I blew up the first three phrases and "pitch-fished" FC'd the rest of the song.

...and then I go to do this video and literally screw up almost every single phrase in the song at least once (50+ attempts).

[Tenfrente]

Told you it was hard. ;]

[IcemageJT]

It's actually "not" that hard to get 100% if you're just humming and matching the arrow to the lines. But trying to sing it with lyrics and not sound like a drunk rodent, on the other hand, is much more difficult...

For scoring purposes, this should be a relatively simple FC as long as you don't care about how you sound.

[ramza89SH]

epic song is epic. my favorite soundgarden song.

[xerbic]

Very interesting song. I've been meaning to download it for the drum chart, but the vox seem quite challenging as well.

I have a friend with perfect pitch who plays RB... bet he'd have a hell of a fun time with this song.

[IcemageJT]

Jesus Christ Pose is deceptively difficult on EVERY instrument. It's not disgustingly fast, but the beats are tricky, the vocals are amazingly off-key, and the fretwork on both bass and guitar is really strange.

[inertman]

umm, no, the vocals are NOT off key at all.

[sum41fanjake]

do u think u cud play almost easy? if u alredy havent?

[IcemageJT]

I have a video up already for Almost Easy, posted back on Nov. 23, 2008.

[Mushy2000]

I'm a fan of most music... I like visions a lot... but this I don't even consider a song, it's the perfect example of hard not always ='ing fun...

[IcemageJT]

I like the lyrics in this song, but it's aggravatingly difficult to FC on vocals because almost everything is off-key chromatics. I can only surmise that Chris Cornell has perfect pitch, because heaven knows *I* can't remember what pitches are supposed to be in this song.

Sad part is, I almost FC'd it on my sightread just because following the pitchline was easier than trying to sing it.

[Mushy2000]

Yes I agree 100% I love the vocals/lyrics for the song as well, it's just the instrumental part idk...

[IcemageJT]

I like the lyrics. I hate the pitches. XD

The instrumental part is tremendously noisy and unmusical. It's technically brilliant, and the discordant notes fit the tone of the song, but it's not really pleasing to the ears, I agree. I much prefer the more melodic songs from Soundgarden.