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[sopitabo]

Man that was informative,not.Sheeeeiiiittt.

[GENIUS73972]

Yo no lo entiendo. ¿Dónde está el botón de traducción. Quiero decir, sé que este video fue creado hace un año, pero el botón aún debe estar allí.

[leandeganis]

haha y donde estan los videos en español?? todavia los estoy esperando..

[artofbrowneyedgirl]

aw she's cute, how the hell did you get her? :)

[ChristopherMast]

drugged her :)

[fehquig]

Cute video and cute girl...

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks :)

[lindseylee77]

What a sweet and pretty girlfriend! You better be good to her!

[ChristopherMast]

:) :) :)

[yamongirl]

you are such a re-tard! How much did you pay that girl to sit next to you Give it up dude..you are wasting space!

[ChristopherMast]

Then stop watching. Goodbye, bitch :)

[samurray5]

:-º .. wonder if this will work in Klingon ?? :-º

[ChristopherMast]

ghobe'

yIDoghQo'

[talk74]

Simple, but made me smile - and short too. All the ingredients for a great YouTube video!

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks!

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks!

[andymooseman]

The look on Carlinas face at the end was priceless.

I'm thinking of having my videos translated into English!

Que?

[andymooseman]

Or maybe even "Carolinas face"?

[ChristopherMast]

You need to check out the YouTube comment spellcheck option!

[Zublime75]

YaY Carolina live!!!! You should have a talk with Brandon about learning spanish!! it's been 2.5 years since we've been together and still NOthing!

En fin que bueno que estas aprendiendo :)

[ChristopherMast]

I'm trying to win a copy of the Rosetta Stone stuff on eBay for a reasonable price...

[kokohawk]

Hehehe :) It's about time that you added her to one of your videos besides for just being behind the camera! 5 stars for that.

[ChristopherMast]

: )

She told me not to write her any more scripts anytime soon, which is too bad 'cause I have an idea for a collab between her and the puppet.

[kenrg]

I look forward to the Spanish videos if it means more Carolina and less Mast.

[ChristopherMast]

Hahhaha

[pickles2626]

dork =)

[ChristopherMast]

Back atcha

[michiel1551]

Is she your GF or is that someone else?

[ChristopherMast]

She would be reluctant to claim me on video, but yes that's the GF :)

[ralfonzo83]

Will you wear a sombrero?

Oh wait..that was mexican.

[ChristopherMast]

Talk to Salime about sombreros. In South America, you wear a gorra.

[canadianstudmuffin]

I'm gonna learn Spanish so I can enjoy your videos even more! :D

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks :)

[Urgo6667]

Aa klip trè komik! Se konsa, mwen wè ayisyen Google ajoute tradui nan sistèm. Twò bonè li itilize?

[ChristopherMast]

Ooh eee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

[Urgo6667]

Haha, go to google translate and pick Haitian to English ;)

[maksiiiskam2]

OK, pardon my naivety and/or ignorance, but is this real?

[ChristopherMast]

Not one bit :)

[boobtubious]

¡Me excitan tan para utilizar esta nueva herramienta de traducción! ¡Usted va a poder oírme decir cosas como el mástil de Christopher ahora es una herramienta en muchas idiomas!

[ChristopherMast]

The last part of your comment direct from freetranslation do t com:

Christopher now is a tool in languages!

[ChristopherMast]

Caro says it's "The Mast of Christopher is now a tool with many languages."

[JennRenae]

Pretty gal you got there, Chris.

[ChristopherMast]

THANKS :)

[captainfury2007]

Wow nice work, shes cute AND smart??? How the fuck did you pull that off?

:)

[ChristopherMast]

I'm holding her family hostage.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[ChristopherMast]

¡Mikma estuvo aquí! ¡Eso me hace feliz!

[mikma]

me hace feliz estar aquí también

[P00P0STER0US]

You have the nicest Rosetta Stone I've ever seen!

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks :)

[filltheframe]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love her!

[ChristopherMast]

She's the bee's knees :)

[rendereduselesspro]

Oh, thank God! I knew that majoring in Sanskrit would pay off one day!!!

[ChristopherMast]

सुन्दर

[mockjunkie]

Your GF isn't camera shy anymore! That's good, now we know that she's real. ;) JKS

If that isn't your GF, I'm going to get mad like a killer whale and eat somebody.

Fuck... Too soon?

[ChristopherMast]

That's her. Not particularly camera shy, but she thinks my YouTube obsession is "dorky," which I think is the inspiration behind her perfect acting job here :)

[mockjunkie]

Hahah- Oh yeah, she looks really interested. Only real gangsters use the internet to communicate to complete strangers. Those posers on the street, well, they just live in doghouses.

[ChristopherMast]

ummm... yeah :)

[mockjunkie]

I was referencing that fat ass black chick from your other video, noob.

[DJP49]

Gee, Christopher, Spanish isn't that hard to learn. All I've ever needed when traveling in Spanish speaking countries is " una cerveza por favor - gracias otra cerveza por favor - donde es la sala de la de hombres"

[ChristopherMast]

qué hace a prostitutas cuestan?

son la policía amistosa?

a donde es la frontera?

ese seguro es un fusil grande, de hombre policía!

por favor no me ponga en su cárcel!

:) :) :)

[qiranger]

Rosetta  Stone is Awesome!!!!

[ChristopherMast]

I've only done the trial CD thingie... I'm trying to win a version on eBay for a reasonable discount. If that doesn't happen in a few weeks, I'll break down and pay the arm and leg for the new copy.

[nerdfighter4]

Creo que Carolina ha hecho un trabajo fantástico de la traducción para usted. Pero tener a su cargo su canal es una buena idea.

[ChristopherMast]

Carolina piensa que soy un pazguato para hacer videos de YouTube

[blondie1785]

Four years of spanish in high school and all I remeber is Yo quero taco bell?

[ChristopherMast]

You know in Tijuana the restaurant chain El Pollo Loco (The Crazy Chicken) is called El Pollo Feliz (The HAPPY Chicken)... I guess it's all a matter of perspective :)

[anakin1814]

Oh my gawd...You two need to get a frickin' room! ;)

Please invite me to your wedding!

[ChristopherMast]

Wedding? Wow! We've just barely done the "apartment key exchange," dude... but if it happens I'll keep you in mind... especially when I fill out my registry ;)

[anakin1814]

HAHAHAHA!!!

Don't screw this one up....she's a catch! :)

[ChristopherMast]

Mom said the same thing.

[anakin1814]

Maybe you'll start being nicer to me now! :P

[kokohawk]

I agree! I wouldn't expect the whole nicer thing though ;)

[hallbe]

Donde esta la biblioteca?

[ChristopherMast]

mi case es verde

[cooksterz]

"Chreeestoffer! Ju gunna make it muy bueno senor!." Now im going to expect a Cinco de Mayo video... !

[ChristopherMast]

Weeee don' neeeeed no steeeeeeeeeenkin' badges!

[bearchay889]

Yoyomax12 has a video where she turned that new auto caption thing on one of her videos it fails award winningly bad.

[ChristopherMast]

Hmm... I'll check it out.

[OhCurt]

これは、私がこれまで見たことがある最も良いビデオです。 今、いくらかのポルノを見に、私は行きます。

[ChristopherMast]

bukakeは異様に日本語に機械的に翻訳しません

[nbwulf]

She's a natural indeed...

Good stuff. =)

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks :)

[sunsetlover]

sorry, taco burrito is all I got and some swear words...

[ChristopherMast]

a donde es la frontera?

[ebiannah]

I think Carolina is translating perfectly for you. Yeah, stick with her. It'll make your vids perfecto.

[ChristopherMast]

Well OK then :)

[Blargaldalien]

Hello, Christopher.

saludos, Christopher.

I speak for many, when we say

Hablo para muchos, cuando decimos

I hope translated videos will make you

Espero que los vídeos traducidos le hagan

Equally despised by Spanish speakers world wide.

Desdeñado igualmente por los locutores españoles por todo el mundo.

[ChristopherMast]

Gracias

[JimmerSD]

Christopher es casi tan gordo como yo!

[ChristopherMast]

sí, pero soy mirar mucho más mejor

[JimmerSD]

Christopher est presque aussi gros que je suis!

[ChristopherMast]

croissant

[notscooter952]

...excellent.

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks :)

[TH3WILDCAT65]

segunda!

[ChristopherMast]

:) :) :)

[ChristopherMast]

primero!