Opie & Anthony: Louis CK Explains...How You Will Waste Your Life

[123jataylor]

>by doing this<

[TheHowks]

I spent my whole childhood stealing my parents alcohol and cigarettes. As soon as i could buy my own i got bored and began taking drugs instead. I am now 28 and can't remember a fucking thing about anything. I wish i had a mother fucking computer when i was a kid.

[JeremyGolant]

The fucking background music is infuriating. It's so pointless, why is it there?

[Filiolus]

@JeremyGolant because it's a radio show tape over, so the music is there in the backround

[SuperToother]

@Filiolus It's also a good song.

[CheddarBob39]

I would sit inside playing nintendo 64 all the time as a kid and my dad would say "go outside and get some fresh air, stop sitting inside all day long." So I would go outside on the trampoline for like 15 minutes every couple hours and then go run back inside. That's my childhood. No regrets.

[claimmedead]

wish i'd watched this 2 years ago, before i started watching youtube daily.

[RLviddy]

"you're a fat idiot they'll want to get away from" is a very common problem. My dad wasn't fat and he was pretty smart, but he was an idiot at raising kids.

[ForceRecon198]

I decided that I want to waste 20 years of my life... then not waste the next 20. But either way, I suppose its not a waste since its what I wanna do.

[GnomesAmok]

@ForceRecon198

your logic is flawed

[ForceRecon198]

@GnomesAmok My logic isn't flawed about how I want to spend your life because the best way to spend one's life is how they want to and this is how I want to spend my life. And I'm almost done with the 20 years wasted part so...

[116Bears]

I am guessing the reason she never asked again is because she didn't want to sit through another lecture.

[Shinganzer]

this guy is an awesome dad.

[MackDaddyOnTheTrack]

I've been preaching the whole anti "Cause I said so" thing for a while. Glad to see Louis believes that as well.

[TCal3772]

I love how jimmy just comes out of nowhere, "shes trying find to someone online that will kill you for money." lol

[adrastea]

As soon as shes 18 shes gunna go suck dick and play webkins behind daddy's back. poor Lou.

[darkbunglex]

Louis CK IS a fat idiot that you wanna get away from

[CertifiedGooner729]

@darkbunglex I think you have mistaken Louie with your mother. I can see the resemblance. Both are fire crotch.

[Japhro77]

Well "never" is a bit excessive, i sometimes think Louie overreacts to the effects of TV or video games on a kids mind. It's like he thinks that if you give them a little taste of it, suddenly they're sucked into this hole and they won't find anything else enjoyable anymore, which just isn't true. Moderation is the key, but you can't just make them avoid these types of things altogether. It's a part of the world now, a part of society, and there are benefits to being knowledgeable about it.

[Cxaxakluth]

Louie always jokes he's terrible father. I think he's probably a really great dad, though. He definitely wants the best for his kids. He also has a brilliant philosophical insight when it comes to the upbringing of a child.

[CinemaBiohazard]

I'd be more worried about wasting my life paying off debt for shit I don't need. Being online can be a waste, but one thing that should be pushed is learning how to be happy with yourself and being an awesome human being. That's the secret of life: just be awesome.

[mowgli123456789]

im wating for the video that just says 'louis ck explains... EVERYTHING'

then i can just sit back and learn

[danni13371]

@mowgli123456789

We all are. :(

[lastunusedname]

Does this contradict the eternal "why?" bit?

[chasedabase]

@lastunusedname No friend, it doesnt.

[Snoofalah]

Louis seems like a great dad. I wouldn't care if he put me in front of a muffler when I was a baby. He just knows how to save his kids' minds.

[MissDeeCole]

One of my least favorite guests.

[Akirathedon92]

I wish louie had raised me instead.

[123bathinapes]

Hahaha he's absolutely right! Because I said so is the most retarded arguement ever! I have a dad like that. It's fucking annoying. And when I true to argue it he tells me I have a big mouth and that I better stop before he gets mad at me. Seriously wtf. He must think he's always right cause he's an adult or something stupid like that. But now I just go with whatever he says and just look forward to moving out. Absolutely on the money Louis!

[xAlexandriaMozzx]

Louis Ck is the best father I have ever heard (: I wish he was mine instead of the asshole that's not even in my life.

[1844Freddy]

Louis has a wonderful heart

[libertarianjury]

genius... LOL!

[jhohcable]

Louis CK should be everyone's father.

[jek21]

@jhohcable Where do I sign up?

[miranger]

jimmy always with the funny closer

[Wyrmshadow]

"You're a fat idiot they want to get away from"... Wow, that describes my dad perfectly. All my life his only answer was "because I said so"... it's been 5 years since I talked to that asshole.

[boothesquirrel]

you have to have sex with your kids

[liu11]

not even gonna have cable when i have kids, that shit rots brains

[keifer33comets]

They'll just get on YouTube like you, and watch everything that they are missing on cable. Brilliant.

[moepippy]

Win

[demonikmagic]

that made me feel fuckin guilty for being online instead of doing homework...

It was pretty fuckin funny tho XD

[TheDrunkenCelt]

Yeah "look for a job" *wink wink* Ive been "looking" for one for months now

[thisisblasphamy]

brilliant man

[Saternoc]

Awesome username. Yeah I'm done with grad school with year so hopefully I won't waste too much of time searching for a job. In the meantime I'll br catching up on Lost, Dexter, Weeds, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, etc. LOL

[Saternoc]

lol I agree with Louis. I don't want my piece of shit kids to grow up playing XBox all day

[littlteapot]

As negative as Louis is, hes the first person I've ever heard talk about his kids and make me a little optimistic about parenting.

[nickypeeps]

yeah, i love how he really made people think he would be a horrible guy when he did bits about how annoying his kids were when they were younger, but whenever he talks about them now he sounds like the best, most reasonable and patient father ever. at a live show he said his oldest daughter was his best friend, and it was both adorable and crushingly depressing to hear a guy say

[johnclavis]

Sounds like Louis' girls are going to grow up just fine. (And Ant will be there to greet them when they do!)

[vesnasvati]

My kid's older, so his thing was Nintendo. I use to take the controls away and make him go camping with me without any computer games. He would be really angry at first, but we had a great time after all. LOL and he even invited his friends over to play, of all things, Monopoly (the board game), in his teens sometimes. Keep up the good work.

[MikeTFP]

I grew up with Nintendo, it was my whole childhood and I have no regrets.

[buzzkilla12]

starfox was awesome and zelda oot

[IncredibleGoliath]

@MikeTFP you will lol

[McNugget06]

@MikeTFP That's a form of indulging in art. It's as progressive as studying Salvador Dali in my eyes.

[virtr3uoso]

@MikeTFP My parents bought me a super nintendo when I was eight. Kept me from getting bloodied noses at the expense of playing sports with neighborhood kids. @17 I had a PS2, living in "Da Hood" it kept me from lying lifeless on sidewalks w/ bullet holes.

[joeratti]

@virtr3uoso so basically your a pussy

[virtr3uoso]

@joeratti I guess, it takes one to know one.

[CheddarBob39]

@MikeTFP

Amen to that.

[pretorious700]

@MikeTFP You don't even realize what a waste that was, so you're a perfect example.

[johnclavis]

Oh, Uncle Paul!