How to score long shots easier ft. Lavezzi & Pato (FIFA 12) Sports

[Jesperv93]

Nice video, btw i love ur way to talk, be proud of it :)!

[Vinzmeisters]

Nice vid man!

[shadow36057]

wow dude dont let any negative comments get to you, i luv this u are beast subscribed and liked bro!

[vXROGlEXv]

i liked it!

[metalecfaca]

Thank you, Jonhalda, i was using same tehnique in Fifa 11 :)

[grgjange401]

when u take fk how do u get someone fro a pass

[iiDezso]

@grgjange401 hold L2 tap x

[swansmad1996]

Any cock who says FOOTBALL is for pussies has probably only ever watched or heard about 3 or 4 players that have actually done it. Yes you hit hard in American football and hockey but those are pussy sports compared to others like rugby. If you want to see how real footballers play then stop watching these bigger games and watch smaller ones, where they fucking play for pride, not money.

[xrmd2005x]

Nice video and Commentary :)

[bacongamer1]

how lucky to get your first commentary on machinima.

[henno248]

How can people not understand him lol, he has an accent but he's easier to understand than geordies, scousers and cockneys

[oOIIalexIIOo]

@henno248 HAHA, true that, true that

[cothman]

soccer is the most soft, pussy played game out there

[liverpoolstar123]

@cothman *Football

[cothman]

@liverpoolstar123 ok well i live in canada so dont try and say i made a mistake, where i come from football(NFL) is way better then any soccer.

[kakashiuchiha33]

@cothman Care to explain why? Or are you just going by stereotypes?

[cothman]

@kakashiuchiha33 do i have to explain? LOL every soccer player goes down crying like a bitch when they get tapped on the shoulder, sure they can run whoopee, but football hockey any other sport people have cardio but their twice their size and can handle anything thats thrown at them

[kakashiuchiha33]

@cothman So, stereotypes.

[cothman]

@kakashiuchiha33 how is that a stereotype? LOL do you know what a stereotype is?? its people that say something about someone or a country thats not true, if you watch soccer itsknown for players being pussies and dropping when their nnot even touched!

[Hster007]

@cothman football you stupid wanker

[cothman]

@Hster007 k let me say again, im from CANADA football in canada is the NFL national football league soccer in canada is soccer where the pussies play, your a fucking idiot for trying to correct my way of saying things, i dont have on you for thinking football is soccer because i know thats what they say in europe

[FifaGuyHD]

@cothman soccer is for pussies? nfl players wear padding for fuck sake! watch some rugby league and you'll see what a tough sport is.

[cothman]

@FifaGuyHD ok did i say anything about rugby not being a tough sport? all you idiots think im talking bout every sport, all im saying is soccer is for pussies.

[FifaGuyHD]

@cothman soccer isnt for pussies, its a game where your primart attriblute doesnt have to be size and ability to hit and get hit. its a game about quick feet, physical endurance, vision and precision.

[cothman]

@FifaGuyHD its for pussies lol

[henno248]

@cothman Wtfs a soccer??

[YMTGM]

@cothman Fuck you pussy!

[cothman]

@YMTGM lol

[TheFifaWazza]

nice one , took me a few trys but i think iv got it now :)

[SGWalkman]

Am I the only one that has this experience where you do exactly what he says and the balls just rolls on the grass on It's way towards the goal?

[batmanvscarecrow123]

or if you want to cheat :P turn the shot power slider up and shot accuracy up :P

[VHZProZombie]

@batmanvscarecrow123 yeah but you can't do that online :P

[evilfangs]

Thank god there were subtitles.

[XxJusTxPerFeCtxX]

@evilfangs ur so rude...

[liverpoolstar123]

@evilfangs You tight shit, fuck off

[evilfangs]

@liverpoolstar123 You don't even make sense, now go back and cry to mummy you small child.

[liverpoolstar123]

@evilfangs Being tight means your cruel or mean so get your facts right before replying you piece of shit

[evilfangs]

@liverpoolstar123 No it doesn't lol, where did you learn your English from? I guess since you sound like a 12 year old you actually haven't even learned how to speak English properly yet.

[liverpoolstar123]

@evilfangs It has 2 meanings u stupid prick

[evilfangs]

@liverpoolstar123 I'm the stupid one? Yet you find it hard to even type out a sentence that makes sense. Go back to school kid.

[liverpoolstar123]

@evilfangs or what?

[evilfangs]

@liverpoolstar123 Your life is such an "epic fail" as you put it lol.

[lucasrockgloria]

Neymar \o/

[jhill89]

Good first video, thanks for the tip

[RajLalli97]

It works! YAAAAAAAAAAAÄ

[jonhalda]

@RajLalli97 Im glad mate!

[TheGreatMindpearl]

As if so many people didn't know how to shoot a long shot like that!

[Stardbard]

Thanks! Great tip

[silentsiebo301]

47th

[TheLLSMUVG]

great tip!

cheers

[FifaTipzHD]

Great tip man

[Jwilliams745able]

Check out my 2k trade logic vids

[dasetman]

To be fair, it is ultimate team, I can score from anywhere with a certain bronze player. Fucking love him.

[fowlerpower1]

How can you understand this guy?????

[jonhalda]

@fowlerpower1 There are subtitles.

[iQuantom]

@fowlerpower1 By reading the subtitles? Moron

[Matute7231]

Why are you saying that you can't speak English when you speak it perfectly well? Scared of critics? Don't listen to any of them man...

[patr1ckf1994]

Vote for Pedro!!

[STARRS961]

Sorry johnhalda misspelt ur name

In my comment sorry

[jonhalda]

@STARRS961 no problem.

[STARRS961]

Johnhaldo were are you from. (i didnt find it hard to understand he has good english and their was subtitles so how so wtf is up with the "in english please") nice video johnhaldo you have earned a new sub :)

[jonhalda]

@STARRS961 thanks a lot man I am from mexico and its really hard to make the english accent.

[taaobe14]

in english please

[soccerruben1]

@taaobe14 it is in English

[jonhalda]

I seriously can´t speak english sorry If someone got offended by this video :(

[scj36]

@jonhalda i think you speak good english.

[jonhalda]

@scj36 thanks man.

[JellowHD]

@jonhalda It's cool man, nice vid.

[jonhalda]

@JellowHD thanks.

[im2good4u1]

@jonhalda I got offended

[amrofab12]

@jonhalda if hes on the left side of the pitch wat should i do?plzzzzzzz replay!!!

[jonhalda]

@amrofab12 flick the right stick towards the goal, then just press the shoot button its way easier than normal way, but be careful with the defenders that want to tackle you.

[Kjarroflakes]

@jonhalda Dude don't apologize for your language, it doesn't matter and nobody gets offended by something like that. You did a good job, thanks for the tip and for the subtitles! Good job ;)

[jonhalda]

@Kjarroflakes Thanks man :)

[sooty3000]

@jonhalda no way offended, it's all good man

[Lmessi97]

buy Honda he is a BEAST at longshots!

[JONNY007BRAVO]

Token Mexican to increase viewing audience? Well played Machinima, well played

[CalumGraves]

This guy cannot speak English.

[TheCloudEntertainmen]

WTF

my commentaries are much better but I can't come on machinima sports

[henno248]

@TheCloudEntertainmen You don't play sports games lol

[KaneTaker99]

Message me for pack glitch, it costs 10k. PS3 Only, doesn't work on Xbox

[krissu96]

@KaneTaker99 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH RETARD GTFO

[madjock999]

@KaneTaker99 Mate I will give you I dont have 10k but can i give you messi and ronaldo for you to do it for me? :) I really want it

[KaneTaker99]

@madjock999 I am actually serious.

[JokeriJimbo]

Best tip Buy Arteta !



[DoWnLoAdEdDeMoN]

Glad you put subtitles on, but you scored 2 longshots with 85 over-rated players, and the 3rd just looked like the keeper was a retard, like someone was playing as him so that dont count

[fifagoalsandco]

Is it your first vid on machinama on YouTube im general?

[elmilkmann]

Nice work. Hope you do well.

[dkthomas92]

Good vid. I scored a goal like your Lavezzi one with Pedro on UT

[MRKINGHENRY7TH]

I hate ultimate team!!

[FR34KHD]

Nice first vid

[TheStasi159]

good vid

[ZbunKaf]

Im so hungry =(

[IcyknightDK]

OMG Suck mah balls

[IcyknightDK]

@IcyknightDK JK

[renamelv]

I dont give a fuck which number are you!

[MayaSlaya]

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