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  • Don't try to kill me, sweetheart. Because I will get your ass BACK!

  • OMFG. HE WAS TALKING ABOUT AMUSEMENT.

  • I can watch this n everytime still think it's hilarious

  • gay more haha

    

  • o wow no i luv u guys and no smile

  • LMFAO ..BUT PLEASE CUD U SAY THAT AGAIN AT LIKE 1MILE PER HOUR!! LOOL :P

  • i loled with my mouth closed and i was drinking milk so i lold with my nose now i have snot in my milk

  • lol burn down the house with the kids inside! :D

  • Too fvkkinq true

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  • I FREAKING LUV THIS. B*** WORK ON YOUR FOOT EYE COORDINATION

  • i wish he was my brother seriously

  • i widh he was my fucking brother i swear

  • hes funny

  • i swear on when a stanger calls all she had 2 do was get a damn knife and slash tht bitch!!

  • hahahahha!!! i watched that movie too and was thinking the same bloody thing!

  • What "Saw" movie is he referring to, does anyone know?

  • I like the way he says mothafucka. Luv u luan

  • this always makes my day

  • If the murderer has you tied up and asks you for any last words. The two words that come outta yo mouth better not be fuck and you. Because bitch if you say fuck you, that hoe is gonna kill you. What you say is I give good head. I have 200,000,000$ in my bank account, and if you kill me, you ain't gonna get it! I am yo daughter! LMFAO!!!! I laughed so hard. I'm sorry if I spelled anything wrong, my vision is still blurry from my tears I left. HOLY SHIT!!! I just laughed out a river!!!! I"M

  • DROWNING!!!! FUCK, FUCK!!!! BITCH, HELP MEEEEE!!!

  • @kikkims no really bc no one knows that duh i have pictures of him

  • If u look up luans name on google images 2 whole pages come up lol.... I luv this guy

  • u just 2 funny

  • "you grab a lamp you grab a baseball bat you grab a knife and you walk out that door and you slice this ho up and if this bitch wants to pop out at you he is gonna get sliced the fuck up. who the fuck does that shit who the fuck uses their camera flash as their light it makes no damn sense YOU DESERVE TO DIE"

  • weree you watching ''When A Stranger Call'' ? hahaha >:3

  • XD my fav part: "you grab a lamp you grab a baseball bat you grab a knife and you go out that door and you slice this hoe up and if this bitch wants to pop out at you he is gonna get sliced the fuck up

  • this sounds like the movie when a stranger calls

  • I kno rite.! Okay, if you were just abducted and you say something to get the guy angry, he is gonna killl you.! I mean i dont get why they would say something stupid to the killer, of course he is gonna kill you if u say something like what luan said... If that was me, i'd just keep my mouth shut and follow directions..

  • The dislike bar is as big as Justin biebers dick

  • U STILL OWW ME AHUNDRED DOLLARS LOL

  • his face at he end was priceless

  • I give good head LOL.

  • Truely a legacy

  • @iamyourimagination he doesn't mean it to be a light, he means to use it as a weapon. :)

  • Hahaha"Grab his camera that's not what you Do u grab a a Lamb,Besball bat , Knife >>>" Lolllll

  • ok.BYE <3 ;(

  • actually, u dont even use a lamp xD cuz the light will let him know where u are!

  • This is the first video I have seen from him never regretted it

  • lol luan ur awesome

  • That way you survive! &&&& YOU GET PAID

  • "You can't jump over a fuckin rock!"

  • Lmfaooo THAT HO WILL BE SLICEDD!! I love him <3 xD

  • Haha

  • i am your daughter!!! xD

    you're amazing Luan

  • is he gay? it seem like it lol loss of life

  • haha u would be graceful lol

  • Either Luan is in his boxers when he says "I'm graceful" of I'm fantasizing stuff either way it's an awesome video xD

  • Ugh stupid autocorrect I meant to say Luan :D

  • Will you be my best friend? :3

    Liam you are too awesome -w-

  • lol diz dude remind me of katt williams real tawk haha good shit ! lol

  • lol "YOU GRAB A LAMP! YOU GRAB A BASEBALL BAT! YOU GRAB A KNIFE AND YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR AND H*E UP AND IF THIS BITCH WANTS TO POP OUT AT YOU HE IS GONNA SLICED THE F*UCK UP

  • i didn't get an "i love you" and a kiss ):

  • O: The only video where Luan has not given a kiss and smiled at the end of his video :(

  • @champion5545 because he is pissed :[

  • "I would have been gone like the muthafucking wind". LOL.

  • Hey a guy from "scream" explain u don't do that

  • Hey a guy from "scream" explain u don't do that

  • iKnow or if they hear something and say "Hello"? "Is anyone there?" I mean I'm locking my door and not coming out if I hear something. Not going to search for whatever I just heard.

  • i hate when they kno theres is someone under the bed or in tht room but u open the door anyway...like really do u want to die..i wuld have runnnnnn!!!!!

  • this is by far the best video of him, omg

  • ughhh , okay BAHH ! LMAO

  • This video is like the funniest video iv ever seen. not just that but this guy talks so fast u cant even catch up

  • amen

  • Someones in their boxers xD

  • i hate them the r just so stupid

  • Lol, this guy talks as fast as I do sometimes. XD

  • i would be woooaahh!!!! haha:D

  • Did anyone notice how in the beggining he said he would leave , block the front, and light the house up. Did he forget the kids where in there o_0

  • @yulisa17ybu lol no, he said he'd pay the $50 deductible per kid. which would be subtracted from the $200 the parents would owe him for watching their kids for 2 hours.

  • @yulisa17ybu exactly... :)

  • What if when you say, "I am yo daughta" and they say, "My daughter is dead bitch!" o.o?

  • I've always said scary movies are stupid. Now there someone who agree's with me!

  • i give good head LMAO

  • "I give good head." hhaa I knew that was gonna be the first thing he said. :) I thought the same thing...

  • If I ever get robbed while I'm home, I'll yell "Im'a call Luan, and he'll slice you the fuck up, bitch!" That burglar will totally cry like a girl ;)

  • I would be GRACEFUL!XD

  • Funny, got my ass crackin up!

  • both of ya kids died so Imma pay the 50 dollar deductible

  • the last word betternot be fuck you the last word should be : i give good head i got 200,000 dollors in my bank account if you kill me yourr not gonna get it ; i am your daughter LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO!

  • Last words: " I.GIVE.GOOD.HEAD." 3 LOLOLOLOL

  • jaja

  • 1:56 - 2:08

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • omg i can't stop laughing

  • why are the top comments the same -_______- give someone else a chance !

  • The last 3 second is the best !

    "ugh scary movies are so goddamm stupid. Ugh. Ok bye ! -:0 (then the -3)"

  • I love how the movie is nothing like how he describes it.

  • A fuckn rock

  • werddd lmao i love Luan:D

  • ".. I give good head. I have 200 million dollars in my bank account, if you kill me you ain't gonna get it. I am you're daughter.."

    Hahahahah, that had me rollin'!!

  • this is soo funny

  • And finally if its all over and the murderer has you tied up and he asks you for any last words the last two words that come outta your mouth better not be fuck and you! LOL OMG GONNA DIE

  • Killer: Last words? Luan: I am yo' daughtah Killer:... Um, uh? Luan: I give good head Killer:... You got three minutes....... DICK-SNAPPING TURTLE :D

  • haha the top comments are the same :)

  • Lol! Angry heart

  • Lmao! 

  • Upon watching this video...you can babysit my kids anyday :D

  • Its like  . . . Don't kill me I am your daughter. . . .The killer: um. . . Bro your a dude. . . O_O

    #Funny shit though lmfaoo

  • i give good headd... best part XD haha

  • hahaha i love how he was just like uuggg bye.

  • "and you walk out out the door and you...

    slice-this-hoe-up-and-if-this-­bitch-wants-to-pop-out-at-chu-­he-is-going-to-get-sliced-the-­fuck-UP!" LMFAO xD

  • A TWIG OMG

  • this video is sooooooo

    funny

  • thts not wht ya do wht ya do is yu grab a lamp yu grab a baseball bat yu grab a knife & yu wlk out tht door & yu slice this ho up & if this bitch wants 2 pop out @ yu he wil get sliced the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMAO.,! UU IS FUNNY AS HELL.,! II LYKE DHIS VIDEO.,! && YEAH UU RIGHT II HATE WHEN STUPID GIRLS RUN,..ND DHEY FCKIN FALL.,! BYTCH..GHET DHA FCK UPP.,! LOL.,!

  • the derped out ending hahahaha -3

  • Damn to all those girls that died because they all tripped over a rock. "you are tight"

  • Damn to all those girls that died because they tripped on a rock. "YOU TIGHT"

  • I know how you feel!

  • he uses the flash as is light lol get it

  • killer:any last words?!

    luan:i am yo daughtah

    killer:...

  • " i mean i understantd she is the babysiter and she wants to get paid" hhhhhhhhhhhh

  • "What You Do Is, You grab a lamp, you grab a baseball bat, you grab a knife and you walk out that door and you slice this hoe up" <3 :D

  • I watched piranha and after a whole shit of work climbing with the rope the boobielady don't fucking tie her hair up when it clearly reaches søk the way down to the water where the killerfishes are!! Then when they Get her hair all she does is fucking scream! Bitch she did'nt Even try to get to the other side of the boat!!

  • haha even tho you didnt say it we know you still love us! :)

  • o i think i saw that movie is it that one when she went to the kids bedroom and found them in they're toy box or something o.O

  • ok ba

  • You grab a lamp, you grab a baseball bat, you grab a knifeand you walk out that door and you slice this hoe up and if this bitch was to pop out at you he is going to get sliced the fuck up!

  • @Bullet2770 awkward moment when both the top comments are the same!

  • Why do angry Asian dudes sound like fat black chicks?

  • @AGDCrompton Luan is a black woman in disguise. :)

  • @AGDCrompton u need to stop being racist u idiot

  • @Jessica030600 Not racist! just an observational joke, he is obviously trying to impersonate one of the million fat black chicks out there!

  • I Am Your Daughter . LOL . !!

  • WATCH MINE ON MY CHANNEL PLEASE (;

  • that was not a happy goodbye.........

  • Lmfaoo i sharedd this video with all my frends ! Lol Diss iss FUNNY! & Truee ! :D

  • No Kingsley Is Funnier.

  • Man he is like so correct people in scary movies really is stupid!!!

  • "I would be graceful just jumping over 3 foot tall bushes and shit!" LMAO. Love you Luan<3

  • BAHAHAAHAHAHA

    He Sed: Ok ಠ_ಠ Ba!!

    

  • Y U NO SAY I LOVE U GUYS!?!?!?!??!? Щ(ºДº)щ

  • OMFG dude you are one of the funniest ppl on youtube xD

  • i LOVE his baby spatula in every video!

  • wat about kids luan?

  • LMAO i get mad ******* mad wtf how u tripped wtf sometimes i dream and im runnin away from the guy and trip i feel tht shyt nd im like wtttttff

  • omg your soo fucking rock lol x

    

  • hahahahaha I love him so much

  • Only if the people in scary movies listened to me..they would still be alived ! -__-

  • haha this is halarious!!!!!!!

  • This is the first Luan Legacy video I have ever watched and i keep coming back because it's the funniest.

  • WATCHA DO IS U GRAB A LAMP U GRAB A BASEBALL BAT U GRAB A KNIFE AND YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR AND U SLICE THIS HOE UP AND IF THIS BITCH WANTS TO POP OUT AT CHU HE IS GONNA GET SLICED THE FUCK..UP!!!

    LOLOLOL

  • i agree some scary movies are stupid, they just dnt make no frickin sense like get out of the f**kin house GoshDarnit!! then drive to like a populated area and call the Popo! but...srry not to go against the whole point of the video>.<but some are actually really good like the mist, i mean (SPOILER ALERT) the ending where he kills these 3 ppl(or 4?) 1 being his son! is sad, only to end up getting f**ked over and have the army tanks come and clear da place up. its just stupid...

  • he is so f*****in funny i swear.lol :0

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  • hahaha

  • 1:56 - 2:08 FUNNIEST PART!!!!!

  • When A Stranger Calls is like my favorite movie. But yeah, i get what you were saying. And during one part, the man was right behind her. The first time I saw it I didn't notice him there. The second time, he was just staring at her. I was like, JUST TURN AROUND BEFORE YOU GET KILLED MAN.

  • Yess! Lol

    I think the same thing !

  • i would be "ooouuuoo"

  • thank u

    

  • 1:53 "..you grab a knife and walk out that door and you slice this hoe up"!!!!!

  • "i would be mutha fuckin graceful" XD

  • thats the worst thing! so true!

  • wats worse is wen the person falls they stay down and w8 4 them 2 catch up b4 they try 2 get up and run

  • 50 deductible- LOL

  • when i saw this i was sad, but now, hahahahahahaha, i love you luan♥

  • "Don't try to kill me, sweetheart.. cause I will get your ass back!"

    

  • Omfg LMAFAOO 1:53 through 2:07 ROFL XDD!!!

  • THE END. OHFIO: G:SFIbvuipaexmlvjcmijhn mknvo;vo;vo;vo;vo;vo;vo;vo;vo;­vo;vo;vo;vo;vo;vo;vo;

  • I would be gone with the mothfuckaa windd! :D. I loveee him!

  • omg i totally agreee!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hahahaah, i love you xDDD

  • You're so right lol.

  • Dude ur right that ture cant jump over rock wtf that dumbass

  • "I would be graceful..." LMAO!! :)

  • @Shanti199 "I would be OOOHH!"

  • Lmfaoo Luan Youu Are A Trip ! Aint Even Say Youu Love Your Fans LOl <3

  • Wouldn't it be HILARIOUS to watch a scary movie with Luan lool that would be sooo funny.

  • @ToXiCKiiiD Yeah, he should be casted for Scary Movie 5. That'd be too funny. n_n

  • @MandyFilet I know for a fact that people would be sooo interested in that lool I bet he wouldn't die because he would run like the wind lool.

  • @ToXiCKiiiD I bet he would be graceful. xD