How To Protect Yourself Against Monsters

[tsuikyit5511]

wt abot ohi monster?

[metalikaforever12313]

Thumbs up if your waching randome howcast videos because your bored ass hell

[hummingbirdcanada]

0:40 nice try howcast

[MattD874]

You will need

Nothing

Step 1

THERE AIN'T SUCH A THING AS MONSTERS!!!!!!

[chrisdang12345678910]

who hacked into the howcast account!!!

[nabil17778]

I can't stop laugh!! because i am teenager. x_x

[dasdew2]

step 1: get a baseball bat

did you know -your a pussy

[QilleWolf]

This is adorable! Maybe I can finally get my brother to sleep in his own room!

[orangesodaboy1]

thumbs up if your a kid

[themrmaxgeos]

0:20 HOLY SHIT its Jerry Sanduski

[45zingo]

this video I guess is mostly to help kids fall asleep

having clean room helps you fall asleep

vanilla and lavender help you fall asleep

and so does a night light for little kids

[jaiahlove]

1. Turn on the light

2. Get your phone (if you have one)

3. Pretend to call chuck norris

4. Watch the monsters S** themself

FYI Monsters arent real get a life

[daniwan3000]

@jaiahlove Some of their videos aren't serious.

Fuck off, troll.

[garrettminer9]

Step 1: have a shotgun

[noobpwner0007]

Finaly...iv been looking for this video for ages!!

[sparklegirl323]

why does the kid have a doublle bed at like 7???

[Mrspidey457]

wtf

[gta4digger]

Step one: turn the fucking light on and stop being a pussy.

Step two: Call a redneck and tell him to bring his DB shottie.

Did you know?: Monsters aren't real, Pedo's are.

[morikahjo]

This is freakin awesome!

[TheRayquaza11]

OMG LOL AT THE WITCH!!!

[TheCoolad1]

epic zombie witch mom child dance party of awesome. 2:38

[Sodasprite6310]

1:12 WTF?

[flo2777]

look at the window at 1:53 wtf its daytime its not night why ishe even sleeping wtf

[vincentcwb]

thumbs up if your over 13

[iNitrozX]

the witches cackle was scary D:

[MrSasperman]

step 1: get a fucking shotgun

step 2: shoot anything that moves

did you know that food is good?

[apprentice4594]

okay got everything on my cheack list (i am12) the boggey man cant get me now!!

[Retroloveification]

wait,wait,wait,wait! Why the hell I'm watching this when I'm 13....

[wellgabriel2]

There's only 2 kinds of monsters

1. Barney

2. Elmo

[madz4evar786]

And then I ask myself, "Why the hell am I watching this?"

[TrinityNichole98]

lol wtf is wrong with these ppl?????

[dragonster82]

Correct title: How to protect yourself against parents.

[Parolth]

What the fuck is wrong with you! That poor kid is about to get bitten by a mother fucking zombie!!!

[DefNerdz]

Step 1) Punch trees Step 2) Make sticks Step 3) Make planks Step 4) Make a pick axe Step 5) Mine 3 cobble stones Step 6) Mine coal Step 7) Mine 3 more cobble stone Step 8) Make an axe Step 9) Get more wood Step 10) Make more sticks Step 11) Make torches Lol, Minecraft :3

[xxxxMMSxxxx1]

this is jst a trick to keep my room clean

[mrsxenabieber]

monsters, aka your parents dressed up in last years halloween costume

[darkvulpix77]

Step 1: Punch trees

Step 2: Make sticks

Step 3: Get diamonds

Step 4: Make a diamond sword

Step 5: Enjoy :)

[CNNSucks1]

Step 1: keep a 44. Under your pillow

[GamerGlitches89]

lol

[Flxnk]

I read the necronomicon aka the book ofthe dead need serious help please feel free to pm

[cataclysmicnothing]

Now I can finally keep sasquatch - I mean my brother - out of my house.

[Marcied85]

Dear howcast. How to you tie your shoe

i can never getit rite....

[Marcied85]

this is wat i would do if i had kids (im 9)

kid:I SAW A A A MONSTER!

me: tucks kid in bed

kid: yells from other room MONSTERS!

me: BE QUITE AND G 2 BED MONSTERS ARENT REAL! GOOD NITE!

[wasupwithyou]

@Marcied85 thats ok keep trying you will understand what jokes are eventually. (ps. if your under 13 dont mention your real age on youtube)

[jjnana100]

@XoDonutxBreyeroX do u mean the polar bear from club penguin?

[MultiVietMinh]

SO MANY PEDOPHILES

[awesome10ifty]

Howcast is running out of ideas.

[EpicallyRandom1]

i laughed throughout the whole video

[Liam44471]

u dont think chucky will dance to "endless possibilities" :(

[XoDonutxBreyeroX]

Herbert!

[Letsdraw123]

by the monsters Skyrim, they'll leave you alone for about 6 weeks

[Brittonbubba137]

How To Protect Yourself Against Monsters

Step 1. Sleep with stuffed animals at night, monsters might be illusions in a dream.

Did you know? Amnesia is a scary game.

[MrPmoyle]

was the man meant to be a zombie???

[kittensloveme777]

that was funny when the boy was talking and the little one was getting chased lmfao

[MrZombieBiscuit]

Step 1: put lighst on both sides of your bed

Step 2: watch the monsters under your bed getting burned

Step 3: Laugh malevolently

[coolbobmarlycool]

these videos are getting stupider and stupider

[jesse3582]

i just clicked this video just to read the funny comments lol

[DecayedLoon]

What it is a shadow person?

[mysterypersonbc]

Step one, get a gun and some ammo

Step two, load your gun

Step three, shoot everything that comes in at night

Did you know you just killed your parents and your dog?

[josski32]

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[TheJeding]

How to protect yourself from a monster

1.Spit on them

2. Kick their Testicles/Vagina

Optional

Shit to poop on them

[pandasruleforever]

Thats a pedophile in yo closet little boy.

[beingababyrocks]

how to protect yourself aginst monsters:

1kill your self

2become a monster

3 ta da!

[Anacondas101]

step 1: stop crack

[MrChocolate7777]

he broke his voice why would he be scared of monster

[lollypop292]

This video is most popular with:

Female 13-17

Male 13-17

Male 45-54

Er... I'm not quite sure about that last one.

[Jeremy16471]

do a monster trap

[NFLnintendoforlife]

Step 1: buy mosnter hunter

did you know? monsters dont exsist

[AngelVsLich]

HowCast....WTF!?

[MrGGMM123]

How to protect yourself against monsters

Step 1. get a glock 18 and AUTO-PISTOL THEM !!!

Gongrats : now monsters dont like you !

[elvenyola]

why is the zombie mexican? he looks like a gardener who got lost

[MrUrbackup]

You will need: Thorches.

Optional: Glowstone or Jack-O-Lantern.

Step 1: Place 1 Torch near your Bed.

Step 2: Go to bed and sleep.

Tip: If those monsters still are still owned you, stop play minecraft. Because maybe you can't beat the game. And those monster are obsessed to you.

Did you know, most elephant have snout?

[beautifullxdreams]

step one: call sam and dean winchester!

[curiousxcats]

step 1: grab a gun.

step 2: shoot them.

that should work

[Pegasister3]

Step 1: Order Chuck Norris to come to your bedroom.

[amms555666777]

26 scared the frikin crap out of me i didnt see him till he talked

[shonenarts23]

well when i was little in this country house my neighbor got tooken over by a demon during in morning

[tolerateu]

1:47 If monsters are scared of the light, why did they go away from beside the kid to the light on a far wall, just to go back to the kid's bed?

[Teeklip]

1:09 fuck that's scary!!!!

[AndrewLanderosTV]

howcast is running out of ideas ... really monsters



[dodoplate1]

lol that's no monster. that pedoman

[Willowfire1]

@dodoplate1 what's a pedoman?

[MrDrummingmachine]

wow why the fuck did i watch this

[xXelmoscaresmeXx]

I read that as Mormons O.o

[masrawy12311]

wtf....

[lillyomann]

this is telling kids to be neat and tidy ...wait till there older

[lillyomann]

step 1 say get the hell out of my room mom and dad i want to sleep

[55robloxmaster]

you will need: nothing optional: nothing

step 1: realize that monsters aren't real

did you know that bees sting you

[cheer56781]

The kid looks like Dewey from Malcom in the Middle

[lillyomann]

@cheer56781 yes yes he does

[unionjacks117]

@cheer56781 i cant believe anyone remembers that show but me

[karlene8089]

this is just how to get kids to do what there supose to

[MinuteToWinIt314]

How to Protect Against Monsters

Step 1: grow up

Did you know? monters are fake

[ViolentCupcakePanda]

This is just a way to get children to clean their room and keep it neat.

[TheKEMblog]

now howcast is making yo mama jokes -_- wow

[dkc2lover]

2:33 to 2:52, what the fudge was howcast thinking of

[mzzFlintz]

Step 1: get a bug ass gun

Tip: if you're unable to access a gun, try stealing one

Did you know? The sky is blue

[vampyprincess1]

Just get a safety torch.

[xTrollz0r]

@vampyprincess1

hehe i see what you did there

[rebalalliance712]

@vampyprincess1 Nooooooooo, I was thinking of using that! You beat me to it!

[MrZombieBiscuit]

@vampyprincess1 Tobuscus FTW

[Yoshi1223inBowTies]

@vampyprincess1 Tobuscus?

[TwilightWolf285]

@vampyprincess1 But be sure to have some safety water.

[CODMW3FAN360]

@vampyprincess1 Yeah Get A Safety Torch That Cost 50 Dollars And Then Your House Will Be On Fire Then You Have To Buy Safety Water With The Same Amount

[DefNerdz]

@CODMW3FAN360 Wrong, the first ones on the house.

[Cidersonful]

mirror make it even scarier

[Cidersonful]

the witch is so hilarious!

[HQO106]

Easy get a gun

[MsGdfh]

omg i died of laughter

[xoxkissofdeathxox]

This guy has pretty girly clothes in his closet.

[bullydanyellaloo]

even though this is something...this vid is still cool..ahahaha

[MyChemicalAvril1]

What a great way to trick your children into cleaning their rooms.....

[shelby0508]

at 2:40 MONSTER DANCE PARTAY!!!!

[shelby0508]

i wish i could snap my fingers and have my room spotless like that kid did at 0:50

[marksalnikov]

Activate safety torch!

[the49bus]

step 1: take some schizophrenia meds done.

[dragonbuster619]

What the hell... did I just watch?

[turbochargedfilms]

PUMP-ACTION SHOTGUN!!

[665arby]

step one: get a SAFETY TORCH and they will run away

[theburntcheeto]

I really think most of you are missing the point here. This is brilliant for parents with scared kids. Everything they said has a second logical application that would be extremely conducive to making a child feel safer at night. The mirror allows the child to see parts of his room from whence (yes, I know, just bear with me) come strange sounds. The clean room eliminates items that may cast shadows that look like monsters. This is great.

[saote123]

That was so cute ^^

[mrgameandmusic]

That means no sexy and I know it for zombies

-.-

[TheNickJet]

this is just a trick to get kids to make their rooms smell nice

[MrJvo123]

1:54.

They only attack at night? Hmm..

[lmaosindrome]

Give me back 3 minutes of my life.

[Gamerofmillions]

great now barney will stop touching me what was the point of this

[Guamtila]

Just don't watch monsters inc.

[TheSydnick]

What... the....

[GPWfiles]

Step 1: buy a gun

Step 2: shoot your wardrobe

[mega0968]

1:02 How to protect yourself from Justin bieber TIP 1

[AndieRawrrr]

i lol'd xDD!

[pijef]

da FUCK...

[greenglitterpuff12]

they just ran out of ideas....

[Ecroo09]

Sorry to tell you howcast but........... monsters arent real

[sogroov3]

It was just Halloween. DON'T TAKE THIS TO SERIOUSLY

[pileOFnachosYUM]

...

[happydude568]

monsters arnt real LOL

[StanTy100]

Next is How To Wipe Your Ass!

[wimpykid12412]

really?, monsters? this is a new low, even for howcast!

[imeowatmeowmeow]

@wimpykid12412 they didn't make it

[kitty97232]

Dies my teacher count cause she a stalker?

[Timmytimmy123123]

Step 1:

Stop imagioning!

[oreoluverzunite]

AND IM A MORMON jk

[ZainyMaster]

this shows us tht mexicans are monsters

[Skyhawk619]

lol the monsters stay in the kids cupboard

[AEfuryness]

Pedos I mean Monsters only comes out at night note the LIGHT shining in the window

[UKRAINERULES253]

whats the song t the end it sounds pretty cool

[Fikisko]

This is just being silly!!! -.-

[jehovaesmiescudo]

Wow internet this days....

[RyuMSEA]

put a night light while the rooms always bright...

[Sintoru09]

WTF?

[TheXxHELENxX]

But what if it's Cookie Monster ?

[LeeZhongEn1998]

step 1 : be mentally crazy

[lily1879Jaime]

What about vampires that feed on your blood and leave you to die? And ghosts that muder you in your sleep? And shadow demons that sneak up between the small space between your ben and the wall that you were sure was safe to have your back turned to and then snatch you and bring you to the shadow world? And just all demons? Yes... this is what I was afraid of. Is that odd? lol

[flatpaw]

@lily1879Jaime no dude not at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[djdragonize]

Step 1 read comments 1st step 2 say in your head as long as you live,say monsters aren't real!

[moonprincess260799]

i have tht witch hat

[emy265]

i luv how in the begging part the monster runs like shane dawson on his spoof of dawsons creek

[vercity118]

thumbs up if u wacth howcast for fun

[SonnyKachu]

This shit is a lie. It's just to make children clean up their fucking room.

[4emilyben]

This is actually really funny xD

[geckohead135]

I rape my monsters until it becomes a trauma for them.

[PhantomODonut40]

At 1:14 Mom get out of my closet, im trying 2 sleep!!!

[AllGirlsOnly]

dude... that's your mam and dad haha

[mcmann47]

wtf

[MegaLegobomb]

oh.............i thought this said murders  0_o

[DollDesignMe]

No. Der, you just call the doctor.

[armaniandgucci]

Why on earth did I kept thinking this video was about molestors?

[CrazyGirl9654]

the mom is ugly as hell T_T

[SweetNightmares100]

@MasterMorty EEEEEK! I'm too chewy!

[Redrosie33]

thats a fucking molester dude.