"Fine I can see im gunna have to put this in terms you can under stand thats my step brother douglas he lame but its not his fault you kick his tail he tells my stepdad my stepdad kicks my tail then im gunna have to come back here and kick your tail" LOL LOVE IT HEZ SO CUTE WHEN HES MAD!!
Do you think they censor "ass" for "tail", the last time I heard someone say "I'm gonna kick your tail" it was followed by snickering. Of course anything Hanson says can sound badass, even if it's ANOTHA SLAMERINO!!!
"Fine! I can see that I'm gonna have to put this in terms that you can understand. Thats my stepbrother, Douglas. He's kinda lame, but its not his fault. You kick HIS tail, he tells my stepdad, my stepdad kicks MY tail, then I'm gonna have to come back here and kick YOUR tail! So why dont you leave him out, and let me kick your tail right now?"
Fine! I can see that I'm gonna have to put this in terms that you can understand. Thats my stepbrother, Douglas. He's kinda lame, but its not his fault. You kick HIS tail, he tells my stepdad, my stepdad kicks MY tail, then I'm gonna have to come back here and kick YOUR tail! So why dont you leave him out, and let me kick your tail right now?"
ilove tht bit love you johnny will marry u 1 day evan wn ur 60 xxx
"Fine! I can see that I'm gonna have to put this in terms that you can understand. Thats my stepbrother, Douglas. He's kinda lame, but its not his fault. You kick HIS tail, he tells my stepdad, my stepdad kicks MY tail, then I'm gonna have to come back here and kick YOUR tail! So why dont you leave him out, and let me kick your tail right now?"
They should have had Johnny say "Y'know that was kinda sad. But then again I went around the block with MDC back home in Texas and havent found my way to school yet" but Oklahoma is a good place to come from! Im from the OK!
"Your up Sid," thats the greatest line EVER
And yes this is the greatest Episode ever. Not only does it have PunkRock Johnny but its got the smoking man for the X-Files and Sid V. lines.
Ohhh okay Maverickpunk I thought maybe you knew something about Sid ROFL. And about your handle, I know what is is I just wanted it to shorten it a bit. Maybe I should nickname you Mavvy or Punk! :) haha!
so wait... his parents get divorced. He lives with his mom, who gets re-married, then gets divorced and then he gets sent to live with his step-dad who no longer has any legal tie to him?
Omg... you're not a fan much, are ya!! Hahaha nice detective work! What's your all time favourite Depp or Penhall cover-up? The McQuaid brothers have to be the best right?? Or that awesome twin-pairing that Harry and Doug pull off. Hahaha love it! Good times!
There's a part of the intro for the second season (the bit where Doug pops up and smiles for his fake I.D. card) that makes me wet myself every time!!! Oh and... am I the only person who finds himself doing that finger-pointing thing at the "21....JUMP(point gun-finger)! street!" part of the theme??
I think just about every actor in the 80s appeared on Jump Street at some point! I mean, 5 years in the making, with about 3 arrests every bloomin' episode... somebody had to crop up occaisonally. I know that the black kid who held up the school in one episode popped up as the Cpt.'s kid, and somewhere else. Depp makes a good punk, don't he?
Johnny Depp is one of few men who can look even hotter with eyeliner.
layoutstepout45 3 weeks ago
Johnny is a natural.
alvareznathalie 9 months ago
jason priestley with a faux mohawk growling and barking at girls passing on a stairwell?
somehow my brain is incredibly willing to work this into a pre-bh90210 timeline :D
Caliiico 1 year ago
5:46
EmoCupCake1231 1 year ago
haha jason priestley (brandon fae bevely hills 90210) is in this lol hes the one that they say has been squting lol
p.s johnny depp = sex god x
tescobabe1410 2 years ago
You know, I don't think Johnny Depp would like all the comments about him being attractive.
AnnaSmee 2 years ago 4
probably not, but..........since it's true and he is it can't be helped ; ]
bonnielass146 2 years ago 3
LOL Don't be ridiculous. He was on People's magazine cover for 'Sexiest Man Alive' I doubt he cares.
thefloacist 1 year ago 3
You know, Johnny Depp really got lucky here, he got to try out every single eighties style there was, in this show, and they did it for him!
And yet he found his own style and stuck to it. Pretty impressive.
LN1990 2 years ago 9
its the cigarettes smokeing man from x files
heatherssj1 2 years ago
8:55 "you allright man?" ---> dougs look xD
Spinatwachtel17 2 years ago 3
Cancer man!!!! I love that guy. One of the best bad guys ever XD
burnallbridges 2 years ago 3
Doug looks ridiculously funny LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PopCulture20 2 years ago 2
Man him and steven williams who was the black deep throat or X.
keh678 2 years ago
wow i smiled so much just thinking about how gorgeous Johnny is. wow,like electric wow. JOHNNY B GOOD!! lol.
APLandTLC 2 years ago
JOHNNY IS SMOKIN HOT!!!
JustineDepp14 2 years ago 4
Teacher is x files cigarette man hehe.
Wilde2020 2 years ago
ha "i came from oklahoma dont you think thats enough of a reason?" haha i live in ok ans thats so true lol
YHALOTHERE 2 years ago 2
Is it just me or does punk johnny look like a cross between Joey from F.R.I.E.N.D.S and matt willia from busted??
He is so Hot! <3
iiHeartJohnnyDepp 2 years ago
willia is ment to say willis!
iiHeartJohnnyDepp 2 years ago
your right he does. weird.
a very odd mix and strangely came before either of them
JennyFromTheVlog 2 years ago
Yeah,
but we all know out of all of them who is the hottest!
iiHeartJohnnyDepp 2 years ago
"Fine I can see im gunna have to put this in terms you can under stand thats my step brother douglas he lame but its not his fault you kick his tail he tells my stepdad my stepdad kicks my tail then im gunna have to come back here and kick your tail" LOL LOVE IT HEZ SO CUTE WHEN HES MAD!!
JohnnyLover4ever1 2 years ago
Um...that's no mohawk. More like a Duranie. Even I had hair like that! ROFL
hockeywifeca 2 years ago
wow this episode is like a complete role reversal...i mean penhall and johnny...lol
wow johnny looks soo hot with his hair like that....<333333
betsy144 2 years ago 14
'Nice custom! Giving gifts to newcomers, I appreciate that' : )
cpthurme 2 years ago 3
the punk version of johnny depp somehow reminds me of sweeney todd....obviously he kept practising for that quite early ;)
mitchiiee 2 years ago 4
"you could make a freaking documentary" 2:49
cracking me up seriously :)
polkadots30 2 years ago 2
Brandon Walsh with a mohawk..... who'd had thought????
JackSHood 2 years ago 3
that long haired punk kid is hot. but Johnny is most def. TOTALLY FUCKING HOT
FLERO333 2 years ago 2
BLOODY HELL IT'S THE SMOKING MAN O_O. and i seriously cannot handle how hot johnny looks...
chemicalxbooshxlover 2 years ago 4
Ha Ha! Im from Oklahoma, now I dont feel so lame.
entmaiden26 3 years ago
Johnny is so Hott!!!!!
hannahp101 3 years ago 12
penhalls undercover charecter said he was from oklahoma.
im from oklahoma:)
i love 21 jump street
emogall100 3 years ago 2
Jason Preistly! he sure looks young
MrE985 3 years ago
That move was awesome at 8:24 .
Muckilove 3 years ago
I love that Penhall even refers to Johnny as "Sid" in this. SO SID VICIOUS!
mudbunny 3 years ago 2
Isn't this the guy from the chapter of the teacher?
jorun2 3 years ago
Johnny Depp and Jason Preistly
are together in this episode.!!!!
i had no idea!!!:)
iolinkap2 3 years ago
here's a funny.... has anyone noticed at all that jason preistly is in this episode? a VERY young jason preistly, but just the same.
also, this series was actually pretty good, i remember watching this when it was on tv. it was a great show, johnny depp or not...
littlekitty81 3 years ago
johnny is so fit dressed like that
melane654 3 years ago 4
u know, every time he says tail, hes actually saying ass. its dubbed. it happend this whole season
SuperDebbie 3 years ago
PS. He sounds like Hal.
Roxgirl83 3 years ago
"I am not listening to a sociology report from a guy in scottish plaid bondage pants." Punk Johnny has got to be the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
Roxgirl83 3 years ago 5
omj is that little kid leonardo decaprio (sp?)
SweeneyToddObsessed 3 years ago
holy shit it's the smoking man!
cowilt 3 years ago
From 9:00 to 9:16, I just looove Hanson's expression of what Douglas said about Rocket Dog. LOL!!!
LaShea69 3 years ago
"YA!" lol his voice gets all hi-pitched haha <3333
JOHNNYxDEPPxADICTION 3 years ago
OMG i love hia high pitched voice! lol
kellbell2313 3 years ago
omg 240 my favorite part ever except for the mcquad brothers ep
JOHNNYxDEPPxADICTION 3 years ago
all the guys are wearing make up
make the ugly go away!
johnny, i must say, pink eye-liner... not your best look ;P
Sango8080 3 years ago
u slammed and i missed it?!
yah!!
i love how he says it and how his voice gets hi pitched omggg!!!!!
daydreamer0jay 3 years ago
Do you think they censor "ass" for "tail", the last time I heard someone say "I'm gonna kick your tail" it was followed by snickering. Of course anything Hanson says can sound badass, even if it's ANOTHA SLAMERINO!!!
CandyColors193 3 years ago
"Fine! I can see that I'm gonna have to put this in terms that you can understand. Thats my stepbrother, Douglas. He's kinda lame, but its not his fault. You kick HIS tail, he tells my stepdad, my stepdad kicks MY tail, then I'm gonna have to come back here and kick YOUR tail! So why dont you leave him out, and let me kick your tail right now?"
"You could make a freakin documentary!"
"You slammed and I missed it? Yeah!!(girly lol)"
love those lines!
love this show!
LOVE johnny depp
LilyRay23 3 years ago
Fine! I can see that I'm gonna have to put this in terms that you can understand. Thats my stepbrother, Douglas. He's kinda lame, but its not his fault. You kick HIS tail, he tells my stepdad, my stepdad kicks MY tail, then I'm gonna have to come back here and kick YOUR tail! So why dont you leave him out, and let me kick your tail right now?"
ilove tht bit love you johnny will marry u 1 day evan wn ur 60 xxx
jademarydepp 3 years ago
"You guys are dead all of you fricken dead we're going to kill ya"
Lmao I laughed so hard when I heard that.
xEternalxx 3 years ago
"Fine! I can see that I'm gonna have to put this in terms that you can understand. Thats my stepbrother, Douglas. He's kinda lame, but its not his fault. You kick HIS tail, he tells my stepdad, my stepdad kicks MY tail, then I'm gonna have to come back here and kick YOUR tail! So why dont you leave him out, and let me kick your tail right now?"
Lots of tough words. I LOVE JOHNNY!!!!!!
JohnnyDeppFan691963 3 years ago
loved it too :D
fgb1 3 years ago
"You could make a freakin documentary..."
lol
JohnnyDeppFan691963 3 years ago
"u slamed and i missed it"
in a girly vioce " yeah!"
lmao my favorite part hot thou lmao
fallingfromgrace12 3 years ago 5
They should have had Johnny say "Y'know that was kinda sad. But then again I went around the block with MDC back home in Texas and havent found my way to school yet" but Oklahoma is a good place to come from! Im from the OK!
"Your up Sid," thats the greatest line EVER
And yes this is the greatest Episode ever. Not only does it have PunkRock Johnny but its got the smoking man for the X-Files and Sid V. lines.
maverickxpunk 3 years ago
Maverickpunk who said you are Sid and who is Sid?
sonyab1974 3 years ago
sonyab1974:
i was quoting peter when i said "Your up Sid."
Sid. Sid Vicious. The Sex Pistols. Punk Rock.
BTY its "maverickxpunk" not 'maverickpunk' mate.
maverickxpunk 3 years ago
Ohhh okay Maverickpunk I thought maybe you knew something about Sid ROFL. And about your handle, I know what is is I just wanted it to shorten it a bit. Maybe I should nickname you Mavvy or Punk! :) haha!
sonyab1974 3 years ago
ahah oo kick his tale!
Lonniebp222 3 years ago
that basket ball music sound.. it sounds like same one from elm street...
Lonniebp222 3 years ago
cant believe this stuff was out the year i was born. Never heard of it until i walked into best buy last year and saw it lol
Lonniebp222 3 years ago
woooow the part where he took the knife from the guy was awesomeee
soozin511 3 years ago 2
omg i love the part at 2:38, johnny's voice cracks.
oh and the red bondage pants comment, he looks almost offended, as though he liked them.
lovelybugy 3 years ago 2
wow...that guy with the blue eyes and brown hair is jason prestley from 90210
DiscoStuInTibet 3 years ago
LOL!!!! I'm laughing so hard right now!! Johnny loks so WEIRD as a punk, but he's till hot...XD
LoveYa4eternity 3 years ago 2
so wait... his parents get divorced. He lives with his mom, who gets re-married, then gets divorced and then he gets sent to live with his step-dad who no longer has any legal tie to him?
aplsdka 3 years ago 3
hey didn't someone say the kick your tail think in a different episode?
xDiNOSAURCOOKiES 3 years ago 2
omfg depp looks SO FRIGGEN HOTT punk!
svnh93 3 years ago 5
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OMFG!! The little kid talking trash was Leonardo DiCaprio!!!!
4484love 3 years ago
Haha, rocket dog again ;)
How old is that kid? He doesn't look a day over 11! :p
Pirateprinsess 3 years ago 6
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haha yeah really.
JDnJBJ4everrr 3 years ago
Penhall looks hilarious with his hair greased back xD
moviegirl8 3 years ago 5
haha "you slammed and i missed it?" hottie.
moviegirl8 3 years ago 4
love it - the little kid trash talking. and what's this? a really young jason priestly playing the punk?!
dweebcentric 4 years ago
Gosh, Johnny is such hot punker. :D
zomgorange 4 years ago 3
im mad that little kid yellin at all them
janjan1127 4 years ago
LOL! It's Jason Priestley who played Brandon Walsh from Beverly Hills 90210. The credits have his name misspelled at 7:27 in the beginning.
freakypeoplehunter 4 years ago 3
Cody colp from class 1999 classic movie
ohnstevens 4 years ago
I love the way Hanson says yeah at 2:39.
Such a hottie.
POTClover242 4 years ago 2
haha his voice like cracks "yeah!" hehe cutie
moviegirl8 3 years ago 6
Haha my RA is a punk and a sociology major! I think he actually has a pair of "plaid bondage pants." I guess Penhall wouldn't listen to him :)
cymbelina 4 years ago
Who the heck is that little kid? ROFL He says we are gonna break your bones make you bleed! ROFL ROFL
sonyab1974 4 years ago
too bad when u jump into a mosh pit they dont just catch u and set u down nicely.. hahahahhaahha
jonasboysaremylife 4 years ago
haha smashing??? wow.. they would totally last in a mosh pit..*note the sarcasm*
tom = hottie punk rocker
jonasboysaremylife 4 years ago
Haha nice one! Hey, I gotta dash, I'm playing a gig in about 3 minutes lol! Have fun watching more Jump Street!
bahbahblacksheepmoth 4 years ago
Omg... you're not a fan much, are ya!! Hahaha nice detective work! What's your all time favourite Depp or Penhall cover-up? The McQuaid brothers have to be the best right?? Or that awesome twin-pairing that Harry and Doug pull off. Hahaha love it! Good times!
bahbahblacksheepmoth 4 years ago
Haha no! I didn't notice! Wow, you must have been WATCHING it! Maybe Peter's mullet makes him look taller!
bahbahblacksheepmoth 4 years ago
Haha no! I didn't notice! Wow, you must have been WATCHING it! Maybe Peter's mullet makes him look taller!
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ROFLMAOPMP
sonyab1974 4 years ago
Ok haha! Buzz me back, if you think I'm mental...
bahbahblacksheepmoth 4 years ago
There's a part of the intro for the second season (the bit where Doug pops up and smiles for his fake I.D. card) that makes me wet myself every time!!! Oh and... am I the only person who finds himself doing that finger-pointing thing at the "21....JUMP(point gun-finger)! street!" part of the theme??
bahbahblacksheepmoth 4 years ago 2
Haha, I tried to teach that to my friends, but they have't seen a jump street episode in their life, so they had no idea what I was doing xD
Pirateprinsess 3 years ago 7
I think just about every actor in the 80s appeared on Jump Street at some point! I mean, 5 years in the making, with about 3 arrests every bloomin' episode... somebody had to crop up occaisonally. I know that the black kid who held up the school in one episode popped up as the Cpt.'s kid, and somewhere else. Depp makes a good punk, don't he?
bahbahblacksheepmoth 4 years ago
The kid. I've just found out that he's not the same guy...
bahbahblacksheepmoth 4 years ago
Ok, isn't the lead singer dude, the weird basketball guy from "Don't Pet The Teacher???"
Or am I goin' mad???
bahbahblacksheepmoth 4 years ago
I love you.
invisiblespacebunny 4 years ago
crazy good!
reeviv 4 years ago
the teacher!IS the smoker!!!! johnny looks awesome!
Evunia 4 years ago
i thank u !
Gottaluvhayden 4 years ago
thnx again for the upload
darkninja5 4 years ago
THANKS!!
popipopid 4 years ago