im sorry like russell said about george bush in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.wow comming from a country that was allied in the war of terror bravo!!!
All Americans don't have the same sense of humor or lack of one. I'm American and all of my friends and myself absolutely LOVE Russell Brand and his humor so please back off.
im an anarcho-capitalists but i respect that last bit of course i disagree with ideals of the coercive socialist, its an idea that most wont take seriously from a comedian but what makes it hilarious is that he was serious. collective ownership seems to be where we are going even under bush this country was heading in that direction unfortunately of state ownership in which we are subject to politicains with their best interests in mind apologies for the politically fueled comment :{)
the thing is...this brand guy is actually quite clever. behind his stand up comedy act..which some ppl find funny and others not, he knows his stuff about politics, current affairs etc...my guess is he reads alot. he has also got a great turn of phrase..and very quick witted.
exactly, his speach and vocabulary are just astounding. Most the people who ive talked who dont like hime are the people who also the ones, who dont understand certain things, if u say it with more than 5 letters
@ikijah His speech and vocabulary aren't amazing but I can see why you might find it amazing considering you are unable to spell "speech" and "him" correctly. Having said that, he is f*cking funny!
lets face it though right UK and US governments are both corrupt even with Barrack Obama as president there are still alot of bad eggs in the White House and it's exactly the same for the House of Parliament and to be honest we didn't even vote for our current Prime Minister so really I would say UK politics are a bit worse than the US's
@ThomAitken7 I'd certainly say Britain is less corrupt than United States. The way American politicians are beholden to Big Money really does not have its equal anyway else in the history of the Western world.
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What rots a perfectly funny video more than a little angry man and by that I mean you deanopks, Affecting intellectual articulate and puffing himself up on the school play ground of interntional politics with the infantile waa waa of "We're better than you Americans" commonplace misarable jealousy?
if ya gonna reply to me then click reply next to my comment. the same people and organisations control the whole world and have infiltrated most governments, its not about anyones better than anyone else. theres a mass apathy running thru the USA and its frightening, im in contact with alot of americans thru groups im involved with and support and they say that the american attitude has come from the feeling of power and invincibility from military power which i also believe.
im british but i aint proud of that, i hate what my country does and stands for but we aint got it as bad as the US, not yet. its like americans think they dont have to worry, theyre safe living the dream and support the government without even understanding. its not the land of the free, ya freedoms are taken away on a daily basis and its like you dont even realise.america is starting to wake up but not fast enough,whats it going to take. and yeah i am angry, thats cus i give a shit.
I totally agree. It's like we are being taken advantage of (I am also British) and that our democracy is a total farce and utterly in the hands of the upper echelons of society, but at least we KNOW that it's happening, whereas most Americans seem to be somewhat oblivious to the exact same thing happening in their country.
You are so dumb,pull your head out of your ass and wake the fuck up.Just another American making us look like arrogant idiots once again.I think deanopks has hit the nail on the head and its embarrasing and shocking how the world understands America more than the American people,media is alot to blame.I live in Europe now and its when you spend time away from the states that you really start to see the bigger picture and realise how bad things are,we're so far behind in the US,and mis led alot.
and as for americans saying keep ya nose out of our politics. the US has made itself the world leader and power so it involves everyone around the world, i dont think americans understand that non americans probably know more about US politics than a massive percentage of americans.americans dont see what the rest of the world see's and if you research into who owns the heavilly censored media then you see why. what russell says is what people actually think,use alternative media for the truth
Jezuz Y are peopel fighting on you tube haa kinda pathetic dontche think ne hoo emm ye i HEART the Jonas Brothers && RusselBrand buh if he keeps slagging thm like at the nxt VMAs I will have to kill him haa
I love this guy. British comedy is so much easier to listen to than some Dane Cook stuff. All he talks about is like, sex and girls, and so does Russell but he's more entertaining.
i love how that journo though russel had no clue about politics, as if in england we dont have news about american politics. in fact we no more than the average american, because our tv stations arent funded by either partys and so our news is facts, rather than american news which is opinion
I love how amaricans are like "we rule the the world" but doesnt that mean that every1 in the world has the right to stick their noses into american politics if u do indeed rule the world but when russell brand did it loads of americans were like STICK TO YA OWN COUNTRY's politics.
its like a contradiction.....if u know what i mean.
i think Russell Brand is hilarious and guess what! I'm american. To all of you assholes who keep commenting on Americans being ignorant and not ready for Russell's type of comedy: the only ignorance is on your part... attempting to categorize an entire nation. For every person who made a big deal out of his VMA performance, there is twenty people who thought it was hilarious.
Um, to all the people who say the JB's can get more girls than Russel: He won Shagger of the Year award 3 years in a row. Then the same award was named after him.
Actually if you look at Russell Brand's BBBM shows pre 2006, he doesn't have the jack sparrow look then. He only adopted it around late 2005.
I'm not saying he copied the look, although he may have took some inspiration. But as the first POTC was released in 2003 it gave him around 3 years to "steal" it. But anyway, he has always had big hair, and that personality.
i love russell brand, hes a riot. really well spoken too, i love his vocabulary onstage. (from sexual innuendos and cursing to the really long schollarly words i have to grab a dictionary for :) )
rofl, the comments on this page are funnier than the video...
Listen, i know you've probably had a hard life, being rejected all those times will take its tole and I know you think the only way to get back at the world is by writing pathetic statements in the comments of a popular video to get attention. It's okay, some of us aren't born with the confidence, carisma and sexual prowess to live a fulfilling life and actually take what they want on a day to day basis.
They compensate by overmasculating petty little details of their existence, like their username, when really this is just a bold and somewhat brash move to tell themselves, not others, that they "fit" into society and are perfectly normal.Unfortunately, you are not perfectly normal.
I'm quite sure that your rationale and cognitive ability hinders your everyday life. Not being able to absorb information, analyse it and then retort in a sensical manner, will ultimately lead you to get involved with a bucktoothed, coctail waitress named betty, who's only pleasure in life will be you.
Unfortunately, you will not love her, and because of your week minded ability to end relationships and your impossibly selfish nature, you will end up staying with her and you will have a brief future together.
Although, you will always know that you settled for a relationship, out of pure greed and lasiness. By the time you realise you shouldn't be with her, it will be too late. You will die alone, wishing that you had listened to nickybc all those years ago. You sir, are nothing but an oxygen thief.
Whats your problem? I was'nt trying to cause any crap, i was just stating a well known fact!! Stupid little fanboy! Go kiss your Jonas brothers poster :)
wow what a surprise, yet again what you said made absolutely no sense!
wow you come out with some really random shit. I think it's because actually, you fancy the fuck out of him and totally want his dick, so good luck with that
thats just so american of you, meaning narrow minded. in the UK we like things that entertain us, it dont matter what it or they look like, were kind of open minded people, like the dutch, anything goes. we dont go for all this political correctness and watch what you say bullshit,that comes from your heavilly censored media which we dont have.baseball caps,baggy jeans and t-shirts are cool in the US, we call that chav in the UK, very early 90's,we create not follow, we aint sheep.
thanks. im not anti US, i have alot of american friends and have contact with many more, i love the country,its beautiful in places. its just the attitude of ppl like catrankin, the typical american attitude as it seems to be called these days, people who actually believe the worlds jealous of the US, thats just arrogance, the worlds concerned not jealous. the american ppl are getting hammered by the government, u need to find ya voice, join together and take it to the streets.
We should be really glad that 'we dont go for all this political correctness and watch what you say bullshit' is true; because all the major institutions in Britain have policies that try to make political correctness the modus operandi, but because the media is allowed to dissent and make jokes about it, while there are still the regulations in place, it doesn't work practically: the people on the ground know that it's something that can be worked around.
well i live in america and i dont think low of the place-but i think the big thing over here is commercial stuff-but then then you look and theres beautiful places over here just like any other and it makes you glad-but you know theres good and bad-the thing is dont make it seem like one place is better than the other one-every piece of land is the same-everybody in other places is human just like everybody else-i like it here wouldnt change it-i just feel sorry for the guys that own this place
oh yeah a "gay guy" who has won shagger of the year from a national newpaper,has been to a sex addict clinic and is pretty much in the paper most weeks for screwing lots of hot chicks
I'm a girl from England and I have a lot of respect for the americans but ill never understand why the majority of people over their are so obsessed with proms and fashion etc. it does seem a pretty cool place to live though :)
It's funny. I'm from America and we (or at least I) find British people fascinating! They have the coolest accents! And I've met people from England that moved here and they've told me "Your accent is so interesting!" You want to live here, and we want to live there. Tell me one thing- is it really as cool there as they make it out to be on television?
He was way to antsy for the Jonas Bros to have sex, somethings wrong with him and I'm not talkin about the tumble on his head. Actually, I think a person who is able to wait for a worthy woman is a REAL man.
The joke was a lot to do with those rings being public knowledge and basically being a marketing ploy.
Your definition of a "real man" is your own. It's not a fact or anything, so you can't just apply it to every man alive and categorize their masculinity...
Why is he a piece of shit? Explain yourselves. He has a wicked sense of humor which unrfortunately you just don't understand?! How can you not understand? He is legendary. You people need to stop taking life so seriously and have a laugh. Come down to London one day and try it.
So you're telling me, he can call my President a retarded cowboy, but I can't call him a retarded coward.
Are you a communist?
Shouldn't I have freedom of speech. Great men like G W Bush protect the rights of immoral, uneducated idiots like russell brand that allow them to say stupid things.
His act is far from stupid. It's actually very brilliant yet accessible observational humour, but presented in a madcap, whirlwind of sexuality, a Dickensian turn of phrase, and a sort of vulnerability and self-depreciation.
He makes appropriate physical use of the stage, and his delivery is fine.
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His act is immature, filthy, & offensive. He has the mental capacity of 15 year old boy. Anyone that finds him funny is neither intelligent or mature.
Ooh. That's a better insult than the previous ones, But still shows that your are severely lacking in knowledge about what that style of "edgy comedy" should consist of.
If you think this is offensive, you wouldn't be able to cope with for example: Frankie Boyle's stand up.
All Russell's stuff comes with a Mature rating. If you can't handle it, I advise you don't watch it. :)
you're very stupid if you thing Russell Brand has the mental capacity of a 15 year old. He is highly intelligent, well read and extremely articulate. He is a great comic. America just isn't ready for him,
I'm sorry if I'm not as grammatically perfect as you, but my point remains the same. Russell Brand is great, and America is beginning to accept him, which is great. No matter what you think, people with more power and cultural significance than you like Russell, so what you say doesn't matter.
It's very strange, you talk and act as if you live in America, yet, you're on the outside looking in.
Let me put it this way, I was born in North America, I still live here, however, I'll never understand how the majority of the citizens harbor a very low perspective of the world around them.
haha I doubt your nephew can discuss chomsky, or the commercial links between today and the victorian age?
in fact, I doubt your nephew can piss his name in the snow.
George Bush is a stupid cunt who protects the rights of the Oil Companies. He tortured people, started wars for oil, and cheated on an election, and I'm glad he's gone. Go fuck yourself Keyboard warrior
how pathetic. You are resorting to using the lives of your ancestors, who gave up their lives in order to promote freedom and justice, in order to win a petty argument on youtube. THAT is cowardice. Besides, what relevance does that have to what I said you idiot?
However, I should actually thank the Russians, since if Hitler hadn't of entered Russia, he would have won regardless of America's help.
and "cowardice cock sucker" doesn't make any sense.
I have learnt my history. It's a fact that the Russian winter and the harsh grueling conditions were responsible for breaking the German army. By the time they left in defeat, they were malnourished, The majority of their machinery was broken (due to oil freezing) , their morale was splintered, and their numbers were severely cut. This was the catalyst of defeat for Hitler.
legend, king of intelligent yet casual banter.
nospeacial 4 months ago
im sorry like russell said about george bush in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.wow comming from a country that was allied in the war of terror bravo!!!
moelarrycurrly 5 months ago
Oh well, if you push for it, Democracy is... hahahahahah awesome at 1: 06
MashkaZelandiashi 8 months ago
@VanDeRoze ha ha I know yeah! I live in Manchester too! :P
charlie97xx 9 months ago
people offended by Russel Brand: learn to not be an uptight bitch and get that stick out of your ass.
senorseis66 9 months ago
I am certain he is being sarcastic. Socialists don't really exist after all.
superkenalmighty 9 months ago
All Americans don't have the same sense of humor or lack of one. I'm American and all of my friends and myself absolutely LOVE Russell Brand and his humor so please back off.
kr15rox 10 months ago
'ta ta' lol
gotta love russell
little message:
americans...grow a sense of fucking humour and stop being so fucking dumb.
that is all :)
Cla900 11 months ago
dont like him at all
RachellelovesAaron 1 year ago
@RachellelovesAaron Im gonna kill him! lol
ddrummer150 1 year ago
@ddrummer150
hehehe!
JannerMaate 9 months ago
he's very quick witted. like him a lot.
oiat 1 year ago
This is why i'm moving to Manchester when i'm older, Americans throw hissy fits about the wittiest sarcasm.
cinnawaffls 1 year ago
@cinnawaffls haha im frm manchester! outta curiosity wat makes u wanna move here?!?
VanDerRoze 1 year ago
SOCIALISM! :)
specimn13 1 year ago
republicanism is something to evilll *click photo... and continue...
Awesome moment!
Bak3dB3an 1 year ago
Everytime I see this guy I feel like scraping my skin off. Just...creepy.
bamboosa 1 year ago
@bamboosa dont watch the video then
MegaYay1234 1 year ago 2
@bamboosa being smarter than you doesn't make him creepy mate. in fact, it just makes him intelligent
joshcarr777 1 year ago
@bamboosa you got issues then, because he's simply a brilliant comedian and if u can't take a joke then be suicidal for fuck sake.
dreams397 1 year ago
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i really hate this piece of shit brand . what an unfunny snidy prick.
cujo9 1 year ago
@cujo9 im sorry i cudnt hear u over russell brands awesomeness and funny-ness
b0ob0 1 year ago
im an anarcho-capitalists but i respect that last bit of course i disagree with ideals of the coercive socialist, its an idea that most wont take seriously from a comedian but what makes it hilarious is that he was serious. collective ownership seems to be where we are going even under bush this country was heading in that direction unfortunately of state ownership in which we are subject to politicains with their best interests in mind apologies for the politically fueled comment :{)
Depletethestate 1 year ago
Oh, I adore him :)
maddiferr 1 year ago
I love how someone is pulling him away like they know he's going to say something controversial.
Don't get me wrong I love Russell Brand really :)
cooloness 1 year ago 5
i loved when he called george bush a "retarded cowboy"
synth77 1 year ago 4
does any 1 know were I can get that scarf he is wearing, or what brand it is?
geletmote 1 year ago
i like this fellow.
IMAFANCYMAN 1 year ago
he speaks the truth <3
rachaelfrances7 1 year ago
haha, l love his legs
zyzll 1 year ago
Ta Ta!
AvalaDemson 1 year ago
the thing is...this brand guy is actually quite clever. behind his stand up comedy act..which some ppl find funny and others not, he knows his stuff about politics, current affairs etc...my guess is he reads alot. he has also got a great turn of phrase..and very quick witted.
AlphaDraconis7 1 year ago 10
exactly, his speach and vocabulary are just astounding. Most the people who ive talked who dont like hime are the people who also the ones, who dont understand certain things, if u say it with more than 5 letters
ikijah 1 year ago 4
@ikijah Your comment is really fun because you're a terrible speller.
muffinman18 1 year ago
@muffinman18 bwaahhaha yay for drunk commenting lol
ikijah 1 year ago
@ikijah His speech and vocabulary aren't amazing but I can see why you might find it amazing considering you are unable to spell "speech" and "him" correctly. Having said that, he is f*cking funny!
TomMackio 1 year ago
@TomMackio haha i once again say this... Yay for drunk commenting.
ikijah 1 year ago
tar tar hahahahha
tick999 2 years ago
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british suck
boozebeerman 2 years ago
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russel brand is a massive cunt. people from london are all massive cunts
kirkWEEDham 1 year ago
lets face it though right UK and US governments are both corrupt even with Barrack Obama as president there are still alot of bad eggs in the White House and it's exactly the same for the House of Parliament and to be honest we didn't even vote for our current Prime Minister so really I would say UK politics are a bit worse than the US's
ThomAitken7 2 years ago 2
@ThomAitken7 I'd certainly say Britain is less corrupt than United States. The way American politicians are beholden to Big Money really does not have its equal anyway else in the history of the Western world.
And Im neither British nor American :)
Pippin76 2 years ago 5
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What rots a perfectly funny video more than a little angry man and by that I mean you deanopks, Affecting intellectual articulate and puffing himself up on the school play ground of interntional politics with the infantile waa waa of "We're better than you Americans" commonplace misarable jealousy?
Nothing I can think of!
catrankin1 2 years ago
if ya gonna reply to me then click reply next to my comment. the same people and organisations control the whole world and have infiltrated most governments, its not about anyones better than anyone else. theres a mass apathy running thru the USA and its frightening, im in contact with alot of americans thru groups im involved with and support and they say that the american attitude has come from the feeling of power and invincibility from military power which i also believe.
deanopks 2 years ago 3
I am laughing at you. There's is a comment :D
catrankin1 2 years ago
im british but i aint proud of that, i hate what my country does and stands for but we aint got it as bad as the US, not yet. its like americans think they dont have to worry, theyre safe living the dream and support the government without even understanding. its not the land of the free, ya freedoms are taken away on a daily basis and its like you dont even realise.america is starting to wake up but not fast enough,whats it going to take. and yeah i am angry, thats cus i give a shit.
deanopks 2 years ago 7
I totally agree. It's like we are being taken advantage of (I am also British) and that our democracy is a total farce and utterly in the hands of the upper echelons of society, but at least we KNOW that it's happening, whereas most Americans seem to be somewhat oblivious to the exact same thing happening in their country.
republicofheaven 2 years ago
You are so dumb,pull your head out of your ass and wake the fuck up.Just another American making us look like arrogant idiots once again.I think deanopks has hit the nail on the head and its embarrasing and shocking how the world understands America more than the American people,media is alot to blame.I live in Europe now and its when you spend time away from the states that you really start to see the bigger picture and realise how bad things are,we're so far behind in the US,and mis led alot.
ChuckMamuck 2 years ago 7
Congratulations on the move! :D
catrankin1 2 years ago
and as for americans saying keep ya nose out of our politics. the US has made itself the world leader and power so it involves everyone around the world, i dont think americans understand that non americans probably know more about US politics than a massive percentage of americans.americans dont see what the rest of the world see's and if you research into who owns the heavilly censored media then you see why. what russell says is what people actually think,use alternative media for the truth
deanopks 2 years ago
that was amazing of you. i think im in love.
great points :) and i agree with every word you wrote :D
BethanyHunnyBunn606 2 years ago 2
;) charmer. bless ya.
deanopks 2 years ago
lol he deals with reporters so well
alan5986 2 years ago
he's such a nice person!
michloverik 2 years ago
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Ugh dat guy is soo ugh!! did he cut off robbert?!He
was just . . .no im not
going to say it Team Edward
STACYNICOLAS 2 years ago
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That guy's an idiot. Stupid limey!!
360whiplash 2 years ago
russell brand...sexyyyyyyy
majasuperstar4ever 2 years ago
i Love Russell Brand
aiimb0t 2 years ago
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in MTV VMA 09...
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KANYE-screw u!
lady gaga- i never knew her voice is really really good-LIVE!! i thought it was edited or somethin
pink-i LOVED her performance!!!
taylor swiftt- i know u cried after that, but girl those tears dont deserve kanye!!
beyonce-god bless u! AMEN!!
patriciamarylaine08 2 years ago
only reason why Im watching the vmas
esco91 2 years ago 52
this guys awesome
speakdrum 2 years ago 8
lol @ the girl moving the recorder.
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Jezuz Y are peopel fighting on you tube haa kinda pathetic dontche think ne hoo emm ye i HEART the Jonas Brothers && RusselBrand buh if he keeps slagging thm like at the nxt VMAs I will have to kill him haa
xoxo
xxEdwardCullenxx244 2 years ago
xxEdwardCullenxx244, you = fail. Apart from that you like Russell Brand. He's brilliant :D
kkkrustiii 2 years ago
I love this guy. British comedy is so much easier to listen to than some Dane Cook stuff. All he talks about is like, sex and girls, and so does Russell but he's more entertaining.
yourpainismygain 2 years ago 8
Personally, I like 'em both.
manchelli 2 years ago 2
And I am with spazabarri. Lareneg72 is the twat!
04mgmalo 2 years ago
well said young warrior
04mgmalo 2 years ago 2
americans needs to just grow a sense of humour and live a little if this offends them! lifes too short to cry over russells brilliance!
jammyjames123 2 years ago 77
@jammyjames123 ugh.. shorting americans out a bit are we? if americans haven't grasped his comedy, why would he be hosting the vma's?
life's too short for boundaries.. even large one's with massive quantities of salt water.
robothanded 1 year ago
Russell is a bloody genius! <3
lydiabarat 2 years ago 10
i love how that journo though russel had no clue about politics, as if in england we dont have news about american politics. in fact we no more than the average american, because our tv stations arent funded by either partys and so our news is facts, rather than american news which is opinion
nhrb 2 years ago 2
Arent americans obsessed with english people?
04mgmalo 2 years ago
i think he's so hot! lol
niggabigs 2 years ago
he looks like a retarded jack sparrow
kurahiei777 2 years ago
lmfao
niggabigs 2 years ago
I love how amaricans are like "we rule the the world" but doesnt that mean that every1 in the world has the right to stick their noses into american politics if u do indeed rule the world but when russell brand did it loads of americans were like STICK TO YA OWN COUNTRY's politics.
its like a contradiction.....if u know what i mean.
Newevotime1988 2 years ago 4
yh let's all become socialists
BengaliAshoka 2 years ago 4
And not for nothing, but it seems a bunch of Brits got their panties in a bunch over the Brand/Ross voicemail messages
ChronicVixen 2 years ago
i think Russell Brand is hilarious and guess what! I'm american. To all of you assholes who keep commenting on Americans being ignorant and not ready for Russell's type of comedy: the only ignorance is on your part... attempting to categorize an entire nation. For every person who made a big deal out of his VMA performance, there is twenty people who thought it was hilarious.
ChronicVixen 2 years ago 3
Um, to all the people who say the JB's can get more girls than Russel: He won Shagger of the Year award 3 years in a row. Then the same award was named after him.
howlingdarkness 2 years ago
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man this guy looks like a fag, he cant buy man cloth like regular men
johnronlohn 2 years ago
any more russell brand fanboylovers wanna talk more crap about me
boozebeerman 2 years ago
Boozebeerman.... Russell Brand was looking like that well before any jack sparrow fella came along....
childofshearer 2 years ago 6
Actually if you look at Russell Brand's BBBM shows pre 2006, he doesn't have the jack sparrow look then. He only adopted it around late 2005.
I'm not saying he copied the look, although he may have took some inspiration. But as the first POTC was released in 2003 it gave him around 3 years to "steal" it. But anyway, he has always had big hair, and that personality.
xvixxenx 2 years ago
hahaah this guys is fucking Hilarious
prettyface333 2 years ago
i love russell brand, hes a riot. really well spoken too, i love his vocabulary onstage. (from sexual innuendos and cursing to the really long schollarly words i have to grab a dictionary for :) )
rofl, the comments on this page are funnier than the video...
Echelonninja 2 years ago 4
my husband ? :]
EvalaXRose 2 years ago
No seriously Boozebeerman, Brand has laid more chicks than the Jonas Brothers have even met in passing.
dorknight25 2 years ago 5
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rusell can say what ever from the jonas brothers they could have more pussy than him any time
boozebeerman 2 years ago
do you know who russell brand is? the guy bathes in woemen before breakfast...
nickybc 2 years ago 2
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how the fuck would you know, do you see him get his naked ass when he goes to the shower
boozebeerman 2 years ago
yes,
kodybob 2 years ago 2
you american havent you heard of russel brand 3 time shagger of the year award winner
tescoballbag 2 years ago 2
Listen, i know you've probably had a hard life, being rejected all those times will take its tole and I know you think the only way to get back at the world is by writing pathetic statements in the comments of a popular video to get attention. It's okay, some of us aren't born with the confidence, carisma and sexual prowess to live a fulfilling life and actually take what they want on a day to day basis.
nickybc 2 years ago
They compensate by overmasculating petty little details of their existence, like their username, when really this is just a bold and somewhat brash move to tell themselves, not others, that they "fit" into society and are perfectly normal.Unfortunately, you are not perfectly normal.
nickybc 2 years ago
I'm quite sure that your rationale and cognitive ability hinders your everyday life. Not being able to absorb information, analyse it and then retort in a sensical manner, will ultimately lead you to get involved with a bucktoothed, coctail waitress named betty, who's only pleasure in life will be you.
nickybc 2 years ago
Unfortunately, you will not love her, and because of your week minded ability to end relationships and your impossibly selfish nature, you will end up staying with her and you will have a brief future together.
nickybc 2 years ago
Although, you will always know that you settled for a relationship, out of pure greed and lasiness. By the time you realise you shouldn't be with her, it will be too late. You will die alone, wishing that you had listened to nickybc all those years ago. You sir, are nothing but an oxygen thief.
@boozebeerman
nickybc 2 years ago
did your mommy write that for you
boozebeerman 2 years ago
Yeah, he's known for his ability to apparently be able to charm any girl into bed.
helen7793 2 years ago 7
wow i bet he rejected you
boozebeerman 2 years ago
lmao what??
helen7793 2 years ago 2
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get a foto of russell and fuck it
boozebeerman 2 years ago
Whats your problem? I was'nt trying to cause any crap, i was just stating a well known fact!! Stupid little fanboy! Go kiss your Jonas brothers poster :)
helen7793 2 years ago 9
FUCK U BITCH!!!!!
johnronlohn 2 years ago
Thanks
helen7793 2 years ago
your welcome
johnronlohn 2 years ago
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FUCK U BITCH!!!!!
boozebeerman 2 years ago
you are mentally retarded if u think JB get more girls than russel brand
alltimesickestkids 2 years ago 2
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i dont know if this guy who thinks dressing like jack sparrrow and say a bunch of stupid jokes gets the ladies atention well great for him
boozebeerman 2 years ago
u don't really get women do u?
squashedbananna 2 years ago
yea but im not a russell brand lover like you
boozebeerman 2 years ago
fans like you make me sick stop liking Russells ass
johnronlohn 2 years ago
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dude your such a fucking loooooooooser brand boot liker
johnronlohn 2 years ago
I think you meant "loser" and "licker, you illiterate imbecile
spazabarri 2 years ago
do you know Brand and fucker sorry you mix both of them,illiterate imbecile
spazabarri=Brandfucker i love Russell i suck his cock
johnronlohn 2 years ago
wow what a surprise, yet again what you said made absolutely no sense!
wow you come out with some really random shit. I think it's because actually, you fancy the fuck out of him and totally want his dick, so good luck with that
spazabarri 2 years ago
i agree with you spazabarri that johnronlohn is a complete asshole and illiterate if you wanna suck brands dick that's nobody's business
boozebeerman 2 years ago
put yuor dick in your mouth for a change then take it off and tell your girlfriend she you dont need her anymore but i was pleasuring her all along
boozebeerman 2 years ago
thats just so american of you, meaning narrow minded. in the UK we like things that entertain us, it dont matter what it or they look like, were kind of open minded people, like the dutch, anything goes. we dont go for all this political correctness and watch what you say bullshit,that comes from your heavilly censored media which we dont have.baseball caps,baggy jeans and t-shirts are cool in the US, we call that chav in the UK, very early 90's,we create not follow, we aint sheep.
deanopks 2 years ago 3
im american ._. but i agree with what you say/type.
iluvinuyasha123 2 years ago 5
thanks. im not anti US, i have alot of american friends and have contact with many more, i love the country,its beautiful in places. its just the attitude of ppl like catrankin, the typical american attitude as it seems to be called these days, people who actually believe the worlds jealous of the US, thats just arrogance, the worlds concerned not jealous. the american ppl are getting hammered by the government, u need to find ya voice, join together and take it to the streets.
deanopks 2 years ago 9
We should be really glad that 'we dont go for all this political correctness and watch what you say bullshit' is true; because all the major institutions in Britain have policies that try to make political correctness the modus operandi, but because the media is allowed to dissent and make jokes about it, while there are still the regulations in place, it doesn't work practically: the people on the ground know that it's something that can be worked around.
republicofheaven 2 years ago
no its shit at the moment.
im moving to australia first chance i get!!!!
jimihendrix2006 2 years ago
Russell Brand is incredible. He's funny as hell, and I love his style!!
UnholyBeThyName 2 years ago
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russell brand is a fucking boot licker look what he said in the vma s hes just a croud pleaser trying to get everyone in his side
boozebeerman 2 years ago
what the hell are you going on about?
04mgmalo 2 years ago
well i live in america and i dont think low of the place-but i think the big thing over here is commercial stuff-but then then you look and theres beautiful places over here just like any other and it makes you glad-but you know theres good and bad-the thing is dont make it seem like one place is better than the other one-every piece of land is the same-everybody in other places is human just like everybody else-i like it here wouldnt change it-i just feel sorry for the guys that own this place
IamAsi94 2 years ago
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i would rather george bush tell me whats better for tha country than a gay lookin guy that looks stoned all tha time
CannedKoolaid 2 years ago
oh yeah a "gay guy" who has won shagger of the year from a national newpaper,has been to a sex addict clinic and is pretty much in the paper most weeks for screwing lots of hot chicks
must be gay
shakeyfinch24 2 years ago 14
there is sex addict clinics?
Dude0096 2 years ago
I'm a girl from England and I have a lot of respect for the americans but ill never understand why the majority of people over their are so obsessed with proms and fashion etc. it does seem a pretty cool place to live though :)
jammyjames123 2 years ago 4
It's funny. I'm from America and we (or at least I) find British people fascinating! They have the coolest accents! And I've met people from England that moved here and they've told me "Your accent is so interesting!" You want to live here, and we want to live there. Tell me one thing- is it really as cool there as they make it out to be on television?
cookieking3 2 years ago 4
America is full of idiots yes the none native ones. And by natives i mean the ones before Columbus
vashmyrr 2 years ago
Lol, look beyond the surface of things.
FlagalFire 2 years ago
if lareneg72 really doesnt like russel Brand then why is he/she bothering to look him up everyday and comment.
jammyjames123 2 years ago
ha lol russell brand what a legend!
gazizgay 2 years ago
oi lareneg or whoever you are, whats wrong with not being mature? Stop taking your life so seriously and loosen up. ;)
jammyjames123 2 years ago
He was way to antsy for the Jonas Bros to have sex, somethings wrong with him and I'm not talkin about the tumble on his head. Actually, I think a person who is able to wait for a worthy woman is a REAL man.
anglehugs22 2 years ago
angelhugs... :)
The joke was a lot to do with those rings being public knowledge and basically being a marketing ploy.
Your definition of a "real man" is your own. It's not a fact or anything, so you can't just apply it to every man alive and categorize their masculinity...
That's just absurd. :D
Minisha 2 years ago
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anglehugs22 2 years ago
Why is he a piece of shit? Explain yourselves. He has a wicked sense of humor which unrfortunately you just don't understand?! How can you not understand? He is legendary. You people need to stop taking life so seriously and have a laugh. Come down to London one day and try it.
jammyjames123 2 years ago
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Russell Brand is a piece of shit & should stay out of the USA.
lareneg72 2 years ago
Russell Brand is the loveliest person ever. :) He should go wherever people want to see him perform. :D
Minisha 2 years ago 2
He is filth & a coward.
lareneg72 2 years ago
lmao. You're just saying generic negative words.
Minisha 2 years ago
russell brand is negative towards the USA.
lareneg72 2 years ago
No he's not. Russell loves the USA. As do I.
Minisha 2 years ago
russell is a coward & he sounds like a retard.
lareneg72 2 years ago
Cowardly is the last word one would use to describe him. A certain amount of bravery *is* required to have gone through what He has. ^_^
He speaks eloquently enough. And he's quite witty and kindly. so... retarded... not so much. :)
Minisha 2 years ago
So you're telling me, he can call my President a retarded cowboy, but I can't call him a retarded coward.
Are you a communist?
Shouldn't I have freedom of speech. Great men like G W Bush protect the rights of immoral, uneducated idiots like russell brand that allow them to say stupid things.
lareneg72 2 years ago
He said it on a stage though. For entertainment purposes.
A lot of people tend to make caricatures of all political leaders for amusement.
Brand discussed the film "W" on his radio 2 show once. He did like that film, it seemed.
He makes fun of the Queen too you know. He sees people as just humans. And no one as really "greater" than another, essentially.
No I'm not a communist.
Minisha 2 years ago
russell brand is not funny, his act is stupid & uneducated. My 13 year old nephew is smarter than him.
lareneg72 2 years ago
His act is far from stupid. It's actually very brilliant yet accessible observational humour, but presented in a madcap, whirlwind of sexuality, a Dickensian turn of phrase, and a sort of vulnerability and self-depreciation.
He makes appropriate physical use of the stage, and his delivery is fine.
It works for him. *_*
Minisha 2 years ago 3
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His act is immature, filthy, & offensive. He has the mental capacity of 15 year old boy. Anyone that finds him funny is neither intelligent or mature.
lareneg72 2 years ago
Ooh. That's a better insult than the previous ones, But still shows that your are severely lacking in knowledge about what that style of "edgy comedy" should consist of.
If you think this is offensive, you wouldn't be able to cope with for example: Frankie Boyle's stand up.
All Russell's stuff comes with a Mature rating. If you can't handle it, I advise you don't watch it. :)
Minisha 2 years ago 3
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his act should come with a rating of immature, because that's what he is.
also, he sounds weird when he talks.
lareneg72 2 years ago
That would be what a cockney accent sounds like. He was born in Essex.
Minisha 2 years ago 2
you're very stupid if you thing Russell Brand has the mental capacity of a 15 year old. He is highly intelligent, well read and extremely articulate. He is a great comic. America just isn't ready for him,
thereds66 2 years ago 6
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you're the stupid one. learn how to spell, you dumb fucking tea drinker.
lareneg72 2 years ago
I'm sorry if I'm not as grammatically perfect as you, but my point remains the same. Russell Brand is great, and America is beginning to accept him, which is great. No matter what you think, people with more power and cultural significance than you like Russell, so what you say doesn't matter.
BTW I LOVE TEA!!!!!!!
thereds66 2 years ago 6
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It looks like you care what I think. russell brand is a socialist & he should keep his socialistic, idiotic self in england. we don't want him here.
lareneg72 2 years ago
Just ignore this fellow -he's too dense to appreciate Russell. His channel comments speak for themselves
PaleCabbage 2 years ago
I love tea too can you mail me some please. :)
xoxoJenniferXD 2 years ago
lol, yeah sure. tea rocks!
thereds66 2 years ago
:D:D:D
xoxoJenniferXD 2 years ago
It's very strange, you talk and act as if you live in America, yet, you're on the outside looking in.
Let me put it this way, I was born in North America, I still live here, however, I'll never understand how the majority of the citizens harbor a very low perspective of the world around them.
FlagalFire 2 years ago
haha I doubt your nephew can discuss chomsky, or the commercial links between today and the victorian age?
in fact, I doubt your nephew can piss his name in the snow.
George Bush is a stupid cunt who protects the rights of the Oil Companies. He tortured people, started wars for oil, and cheated on an election, and I'm glad he's gone. Go fuck yourself Keyboard warrior
spazabarri 2 years ago
spazabitch
where are you from, you sound like a fucking faggot
lareneg72 2 years ago
ah how intelligent, combining my nickname with an obscenity, you should be a satirist!
I don't need to know where you're from to know you're a idiot
spazabarri 2 years ago
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spazabitch,
if you are in europe, you should be thanking the USA that you don't speak german you coward.
lareneg72 2 years ago
how pathetic. You are resorting to using the lives of your ancestors, who gave up their lives in order to promote freedom and justice, in order to win a petty argument on youtube. THAT is cowardice. Besides, what relevance does that have to what I said you idiot?
However, I should actually thank the Russians, since if Hitler hadn't of entered Russia, he would have won regardless of America's help.
spazabarri 2 years ago
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spazabitch
you cowardice cock sucker, you can't even give credit were credit is do. learn history or don't waste my time, you fucking crybaby.
lareneg72 2 years ago
I think you meant "due"
and "cowardice cock sucker" doesn't make any sense.
I have learnt my history. It's a fact that the Russian winter and the harsh grueling conditions were responsible for breaking the German army. By the time they left in defeat, they were malnourished, The majority of their machinery was broken (due to oil freezing) , their morale was splintered, and their numbers were severely cut. This was the catalyst of defeat for Hitler.
spazabarri 2 years ago