Um, Hi, my name is Xxoxia and I'm auditioning for the part of the guy that just groped the shit out of you. I really need to get this part because if I do, all .... proceeds go to the starving children of Senegal.
Very funny. Good character. The right amount of cluelessness, and the casting guy got some quality hands on time, including a final boob and butt squeeze at the end!
and in an episode of gilmore girls. it was really funny because i had seen that episod before, long before i knew about you, and the other day when i saw it i was like... RIKI
Another snippet of world class comedic art from 'Garfunkel'. I should know by now to don an incontinence brief prior to viewing anything that gets posted on Riki's page... : (
lol I saw a few of these comments saying that they hoped you got the part, and I started to watch and was thinking "is this for real? She's not acting professional at all, and her actual acting is... not great, she's so much better than this!" then I realized this was a joke when the guy came out. Wow, you're fantastic. xD Great subtle piece of comedy. :D
I honestly would have said you were too comedic to do until he appears on camera and starts interacting with you and then I was like WoW. Loved you in Big Bang Theory btw.
The whole breast thing reminded me of Shirley Manson on Craig Ferguson last night.
That's a good sneak attack to get some boob action on a date, "oh yeh, you got a little something there...let me wipe it off...oh damn...it just won't come off, ya know? it's OK, I'll get it, don't want you looking stupid! *smile* "
Or boyfriend. Or robot. Or some really good CGI. It could be a bit weird otherwise. I'm sure if that really happened to Riki she'd kick the guy in the nuts, though. And that's the important thing.
Awesome sauce.
mrjotz 3 days ago
answer me one question. What the hell is going on here? =D
24Lurker 5 days ago
Riki's so damn hot... Drop it like it's hooot
TheEqualizer1000 3 months ago
lol you guys are hilarious.
Nic4347 6 months ago
Is that doobs from jake and amir? eh eh?
fushigilady 7 months ago
Is Krista Rae Perkins an actual actor? Or just Riki's character for this skit? I need to know the context to fully appreciate the video!!!!
charliecundiff 9 months ago
wow lol hahaha, that must have been one hell of a stain
simnikiwe1 9 months ago
oh what a tough job the guy has, terrible
explainyouandme 9 months ago
Lol. Is it rape when it is a dumb blonde and she doesn't know what's happening?
TheTechnoTurtle 10 months ago
how do i get his job?
olov244 10 months ago
she deserves it!!!
ramblersghost 1 year ago
lmao. Ur coach doesn't coach you XD
prettypv94 1 year ago
lolol "Is it gone?"
omnomnomrosie 1 year ago
Um, Hi, my name is Xxoxia and I'm auditioning for the part of the guy that just groped the shit out of you. I really need to get this part because if I do, all .... proceeds go to the starving children of Senegal.
xxoxia 1 year ago 4
Hilarious!
BafsGirl 1 year ago
just another day in hollywood
nowaxtheory 1 year ago 6
LMAOOOO!!!!
NikkiCresswell 1 year ago
Riki!!!!!! You are sooooooo talented and hillarious! Not to mention incredibly beautiful! YAY you!!!!!!!!
melchiorgabor65 1 year ago 4
HAHAHAAA! That was funny. A little close to the bone. You're so game. Respect. You rock.
pongoid 1 year ago
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TheCopperhead 1 year ago
I can't believe Krista didn't get this...
TheCopperhead 1 year ago
Wait, someone told me these guys were supposed to be religious or something?
efernalgumby 1 year ago
Lol Haha! You gotta love Riki! And her badass dance skills! =)
annandnancywilson 1 year ago
This makes me feel guilty for thinking sexy thoughts about you. Too bad too - I get told I look like Sayid from Lost. ;)
dktrz 1 year ago
I am in love with Riki.
soopahsoopah 1 year ago
lololol
Liiiiinka 1 year ago
This is hilarious. Good job Riki.
Chypps 1 year ago
I would like to see more of this Krista Rae Perkins. She seems like such a skilled actor.
MrGuyinpants 1 year ago 4
omg this is soooo funny, i died. you killed me.
esherid2 1 year ago
I just had to come here again... I nearly shat myself when I thought I saw her in the new episode of House... it WAS her, right?
tidenburg 1 year ago
@tidenburg Yes that was Riki on House ;)
echalone 1 year ago
oh my...this is so awesome!
SeeedylittleLady 1 year ago
um, D:
EvatheDiva00 1 year ago
So that is what the best job in the world is.
Everything seems so clear now.
Elcuhcuy 1 year ago 12
Damn! Now I wanna see this movie! Especially the fight scene.
NicktheNet 1 year ago
damn funny.. thats one lucky dude haha :) Because you are beautifull :-)
MrTinnnn 1 year ago 2
hahahaa. loved it.
Riannajean13 1 year ago
This is absolutely hilarious!
CloudDucky1x1 1 year ago
is he her boyfriend? wtf lucky guy!
WILLIAMLUTZ2 1 year ago 2
lol I SSSOOOO needed to laugh at this today!
Surreal469 1 year ago
oh WOW.
hahaha.
jbrowsingj 1 year ago
Did she get the part?
ryanhartford86 1 year ago
That's really funny, has that happened?
meb1982 1 year ago
that was Nick Jasenovec right?
MaxLamirande 1 year ago
Priceless!
TheBreakdownSeries 1 year ago 2
it takes a really good actor to act like a bad actor. this video was awesome haha
mistaende665 1 year ago 6
HAHA THAT WAS AMAZING
mistaende665 1 year ago
u guys have not uploaded for a while...what is up?
flubadubadingdong 1 year ago
hahahaha this is brilliant, guys! very funny!
melchuu90 2 years ago
...... ummm can i uh,,,,, help out with you guys u know when u audition people i uhh..... love acting.....
Shaynetarded 2 years ago
Hey, were you on Buffy? Season 7? Him?
iterviator 2 years ago 19
Yes.
rikilind 1 year ago 24
@rikilind ,
what was your part?
feebeebobeebee13 1 year ago
Uh, I love Buffy... now I need to get out my Season 7 DVD and look out for you ;)) By the way: Best audition ever Mrs Assistant District Attorney ;)
echalone 1 year ago
Very funny. Good character. The right amount of cluelessness, and the casting guy got some quality hands on time, including a final boob and butt squeeze at the end!
LoudMouthTim 2 years ago 2
Ha, I've never seen anyone put that sort of "Special Skills" on an audition clip.
LiberLucis 2 years ago 2
wow people cant take a joke :P
coolestnerdever122 2 years ago 7
i heart kate too
ghostwhiskey 2 years ago
love u riki
ghostwhiskey 2 years ago
Lucky bastard!!!! Man if I pulled that on set, I could kiss my ass good bye....
davidparkowski 2 years ago 6
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lucky bastard ???
she doesnt even have boobs :D
Seiferzed 2 years ago
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davidparkowski 2 years ago
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what a lame acting
makes her doesnt even deserve the boobsqueeze ....
Seiferzed 2 years ago
@Seiferzed thats the point fucktard
redhedbedhed 2 years ago 4
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no ... thats not her point
thats my point ... bitch
Seiferzed 2 years ago
@Seiferzed wait so you think she was being serious with this?
redhedbedhed 2 years ago 27
dammit i got a boner.
ChilledLemons 2 years ago 5
Right, but when I feel up a chick I have on a camera it's illegal. PPPPPFFFFFTTTTTTT
TheKenTerry 2 years ago 3
HAHAHA :)
ohhdangggggg 2 years ago
Yes, small girls, you should watch out for porno instructors!
xDeda 2 years ago
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I don't get it.
NoExitLoveNow 2 years ago
i just saw you in that target comercial!!
and in an episode of gilmore girls. it was really funny because i had seen that episod before, long before i knew about you, and the other day when i saw it i was like... RIKI
chanase 2 years ago
@chanase
what target commercial??
haha BTW
really funny LMAO
xBananaSurferx 2 years ago
hahahaha.... pretty cool
boburiinchankludho 2 years ago
haha oh man that beautiful
legalizeverything 2 years ago
LOL that was great!
Vivi1790 2 years ago
ah ha ha! awsome
RentATurtle 2 years ago
Man, you are SO getting that part!
Maehedrose 2 years ago 5
dammit! I just got a boner!
ChilledLemons 2 years ago
lol XDDDD
helldaemenfire 2 years ago
awesomesauce!
TheOtherRoger 2 years ago
Uhhh. no comment.
Marisaee911 2 years ago
Another snippet of world class comedic art from 'Garfunkel'. I should know by now to don an incontinence brief prior to viewing anything that gets posted on Riki's page... : (
pianocidal 2 years ago
really great comedy. you can come to one of my auditions any time ^^
dschans 2 years ago 3
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MrBell81 2 years ago
I always wondered what a real Hollywood audition was like.
yamtastic 2 years ago 5
Dayum. Shake that moneymaker. Riki.. ummm.. Krista.
sushinutnc 2 years ago
roflcopter. lawleans. oh! i just pooed
getupanddosomething 2 years ago
Hi, my name is Krista Rae Perkins and I'm smoking hot.
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SVKmellow 2 years ago 3
lol I saw a few of these comments saying that they hoped you got the part, and I started to watch and was thinking "is this for real? She's not acting professional at all, and her actual acting is... not great, she's so much better than this!" then I realized this was a joke when the guy came out. Wow, you're fantastic. xD Great subtle piece of comedy. :D
SassyLostie 2 years ago
i like the subtleness of this.
Krakinerrr12 2 years ago 2
why??? u guys were so good.
ajaktha 2 years ago
I hope you get the part. It looks like you have just the qualities they're looking for.
kittyprydekissme 2 years ago 12
Um... I'd definitely watch that show. Definitely.
dexter111344 2 years ago
That is one of the luckiest guys on earth.
theacsupercats 2 years ago 4
NICE! Id watch that show
ummwut 2 years ago
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lactoseme 2 years ago
@lactoseme Get in line!!! lol
shutinanxiety 8 months ago
hahaha omg! that was freaki'n hilarius!! xD
ANproduction 2 years ago
Hahahahahha you're great
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DosageLethal 2 years ago
Brilliantly subtle piece of comedy... I have no Idea who you are, but I'm glad I'm subscribed to your channel...
planetyes 2 years ago 4
exact same sentiments.. haha
cajunking 2 years ago
Ok that was a little awkward.
I honestly would have said you were too comedic to do until he appears on camera and starts interacting with you and then I was like WoW. Loved you in Big Bang Theory btw.
The whole breast thing reminded me of Shirley Manson on Craig Ferguson last night.
behanner 2 years ago 2
"Trebek, I know a lot of people who know a lot of..." Wonderful!
wileynileykasha 2 years ago
AHAHAHAH THE BOOB THING WAS AWESOME
dafneec 2 years ago 4
hahahha i thought it was fer realz at first too...
RockynRobynBobyn 2 years ago
So did she get the role?
Prytonis 2 years ago
hahaha. awkward moments are the best.
helloimvanessa 2 years ago
oww, I got a headache because i was laughing so hard. "can you even see that n camera" LMAO
GammaRazor 2 years ago
if i had a nickel for every time that happened to me at an audition...
Zand33Pottz 2 years ago 6
go on...
cormacsmall 2 years ago
I'm guessing there's a little personal experience that went into the inspiration for this skit.
and the pseudo-fighting at 0:57 is brilliant.
guitarrashane 2 years ago 2
hahaha smoooth.
BobbyslashKitty 2 years ago
wow hilarious!!!
ctswright 2 years ago
Hhahaha lmaoo
xBananaSurferx 2 years ago
very suttle cupping.
thats how i do it too.
45bang 2 years ago
GROSS! Almost as skeezy as Last House on the Left...which she rocked.
CineRam 2 years ago
priceless
fujilives 2 years ago
yea, james, go and get it! ^^
dschans 2 years ago 4
lmao!! wtf was this, i hope its a joke bc i cant stop laughing
oldtimer24 2 years ago 2
Very funny! Well done. "I think, if the talent is there, you don't have to do any work."
TomChair 2 years ago 4
Im hoping this was a comedy skit or i was giggling at her being molested o_o
Sunnyangel37 2 years ago 4
It's a skit
TimmyTickle 2 years ago
awesome
hardworker424 2 years ago
A+ for all aspects of this awesome video.
TheReceptionist 2 years ago
I wish I were that guy
BapometChiram 2 years ago 2
is it wrong to say that riki looked totally hot when he was patting her down and when she was dancing that little bit?
nick4leader 2 years ago 3
haha this is too funny.. "u got something on ur shirt" <-- classic :D
ert69 2 years ago 3
The part where he grabs her boobs and squeezes them is incredible.
xericxhallx 2 years ago 4
haha so hysterical
jessiekisses 2 years ago
Dude, this is hilarious.
shortstuph123 2 years ago
"Krista rape her kins"? Is that what you were goin' for?
genghisquan 2 years ago
AWESOME!!!!
idonotknowhowtotype 2 years ago
LMAOOO hahahhaha sad XD but hillarious
tictacOrange 2 years ago
I was gonna say: Looks like she's audishioning to a porno. Turns out she prolly did :P
Hreinn91 2 years ago
hahaha this was to good...
19leon73 2 years ago
Wow...uh...wow I uh...woooo....wow.
themonsean 2 years ago
lol i hope she got paid extra for this one
sikoo31 2 years ago 2
mmm if only
doubleohnine 2 years ago
This amused me highly.
...I don't know if that's a good thing, being somebody got molested, BUT IT'S COMEDY DAMNIT
AntiCliche 2 years ago 3
Was this video a joke? I'm confused....
PimblyCharles 2 years ago
Awesome vid. I'm impressed with her ability to maintain the clueless nature she had while being molested.
I wonder how many people are wishing they were Thomas Middleditch right now.
I know I am. :P
Myxril 2 years ago 2
wow.....awesome.
arragoth 2 years ago
That was wrong in so many ways...but funny as hell!
rgman66 2 years ago 2
i'm afraid to ask what she was auditioning for
ukebandit 2 years ago
Hahaha, some people will do anything to cop a feel or two! LOL Absolutely hilarious little skit! Nice work, Riki! Five stars! (rated and faved)
:-)
christopherSmac 2 years ago
1:30-2.00 Oh, the wrongness... :)
rivenrock 2 years ago
Awesome...
Wakeuptired 2 years ago
lol, teh bewbs.
That's a good sneak attack to get some boob action on a date, "oh yeh, you got a little something there...let me wipe it off...oh damn...it just won't come off, ya know? it's OK, I'll get it, don't want you looking stupid! *smile* "
neogeon 2 years ago
hahahahaa
CAlex6977 2 years ago
Ha ha ha, awkward.
zottepark 2 years ago
Freaking hillarious!
benmaltz 2 years ago
Excellent! lol
QuickSiR 2 years ago
Hahahaha... Nice...
Jotom87 2 years ago
ok that was really funny:D
MrFristi87 2 years ago
omg lol, soo strange~ Q__Q~
it looks funny when you are allowed to touch breasts..
Black2key 2 years ago
That was hilarious =P
MissPussyKatz 2 years ago
LMAO!!
ArtieatsRamen 2 years ago
i have that same ethic about practiicing
doom343343 2 years ago
lol. This was a semi pornographic situation! That was excellent Krista Rae
silentthriller 2 years ago
I wonder if its difficult to act like a bad actress when actually you're a very good actress. I'm sure I couldn't. I can barely say it.
My favourite line was "Yeah I guess my character would know"!
Arkesane 2 years ago
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I love watch her..
no1saphead 2 years ago
Very Funny!
n75e 2 years ago
That was funny!
ROLtheWolf 2 years ago
I would definitely watch the show that had that performance in it. TV needs some meta-procedurals, dammit!
russodd 2 years ago
I think you got it. Obviously.
moomeister3 2 years ago
...awkward... but funny!
And I just found my dream job! XD
schwem203 2 years ago
1:37, the best part.
MorioKun1 2 years ago
haha roflcopter :DD
PolarePer 2 years ago
LOL
my0713 2 years ago
ROFL!
My name is Coolstream and I approve this video!
coolstream1 2 years ago
XD awesome
redFISTofEUROPE 2 years ago
Creepy dude. =\
Nat4Brendan 2 years ago
dang I'm glad that was a joke ... hehehe
Robert697 2 years ago
hahaha luv it!!!
MyT01 2 years ago
i hope the guy was ur gay friend lol coz he seemed to be over doing it and im not sure if it was for the lols
pauldonald 2 years ago 4
Or boyfriend. Or robot. Or some really good CGI. It could be a bit weird otherwise. I'm sure if that really happened to Riki she'd kick the guy in the nuts, though. And that's the important thing.
Arkesane 2 years ago
Hahaha! That was funny, and just gets better as it goes. :D
livefortherayz 2 years ago
LMAO :) so unexpected.
Louiizeyy 2 years ago
AHAHAHHHAAAAHAHAAHAAAAHAAAA!
mialouise 2 years ago
very funny
linksavetheday 2 years ago
I thoroughly enjoyed that.
brandonoc12 2 years ago 2