CWC is the best around

[CaptainPengu]

Chris-chan training montage for the day he faces Clyde Cash.

[matthewcarmichaels]

We're gonna need a montage!

[CaptainPengu]

ah gaw a le'el chun li wi'in me

[ShadowNinjaX3]

NOTHING'S EVER GONNA KEEP YOU DOWN.

That part as well as "History repeats itself" kills me everytime I watch this.

[Slashbash]

Chuck Norris, eat your heart out.

[TheFurryTits]

Anybody else saw the plastic tits in the background at 1:04?

[Galaxiebaker]

Play at 0:39-0:40. Goddamn he wiggled like pudding.

[MikeLitiorus]

your video easily made my day and i thank you for that

[somename69]

You're doing God's work my boy.

[1amsm1th]

@somename69 I think you mean God-BEAR's work.

[ThelronFjord]

By God, I wish I was as manly as that!

[TheSawyerLUVSYou]

Epic

[GmodCaboose56]

0:20

That's not a push-up. That's a hump-up :P. Also, he doesn't deserve that Parappa the Rapper t-shirt.

[churlyryan]

I love working out to this video. It's good motivation, to help you never be like CWC.

[ArbiterThelVadam]

My species is far superior to yours. This...Chris-chan is a rather vile and disgusting reminder of that.

[MissDaisyLoo]

I can't stop laughing at the tits!!!

[ValgTheVicious]

lolol... He doesn't even get his gut off the floor toward the end of those poor excuse for push-ups..

[FFS1NICO]

kinda of a Goku-get-em attitude.

[xxIreneCaffeine]

@FFS1NICO <3 yes.

[TheSilentWyvern]

:56 Are those tits in the background?

[AHPMB]

@TheSilentWyvern Yep, spotting Chris' plush titties in each of his videos is the troll version of Where's Waldo.

[videogamenostalgia]

This montage should end with him turning into Liquid Chris...

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

0:38 DAT FUCKING KICK

[Popanator2010]

Typical Asspie retard trying to show how tuff he is. Retards have to get their exercise somehow by lifting empty boxes!

[sabbath5678]

Clyde Cash is in for it now.

[SuperUltraMegaFlare]

@H0rr0rSc0pe I think it gives us all hope, that no matter what stupid crap we pull off in our lives, we will never compare to the amount of fail that he has bestowed upon us.

[SuperUltraMegaFlare]

Anyone else notice the fake tits behind him during the infamous push-up scenes? (Sorry if someone else pointed this out earlier, it cracks me up so much)

[VirginiaIsForVirgins]

I was literally just thinking of making a video of the same thing with the same music! Thank you for doing this!

[KiraToomer]

He's not doing pushups right

[EdwardLovesJacob]

I CAN'T STOP GIGGLING LIKE A RETARD

[MalchikBlue]

What a sack of shit.

[ColdCHAOS1]

Let's all get with the CWC workout plan!

Step 1: Curls with two 12 packs of lemonade that weigh about 50 pounds.

Step 2: Rape the floor.

Step 3: Jump around like a retard in your driveway.

Step 4: RAAAAAGE!!!

Follow these steps, and you'll have a boyfriend free girl in no time!

[Catalyst585]

1:02

Fake tits

[Toasty3D]

I wonder what the expected life span for Chris is with his lifestyle. We can assume he will have a heart attack or stroke by age 40, but I wonder what the professional diagnosis would be...

[10191927]

Too much stress weighed him down, and he crashed into slumber.

[Jetblast01]

This motivated me to excersice harder than before! Thank you Chris!

[churlyryan]

CWC has made me motivate myself to get better at life.

Thank you Chris!

[GameFreak982928]

Um, why is he humping the floor? lol

[TrenzorZ]

@GameFreak982928

Now how was that floor humping , I think he's just out of shape honestly.

[GameFreak982928]

@TrenzorZ It's not even that. I mean, he IS terribly out of shape, but so am I (not to this extent, mind you.) and I can still do a proper push-up. He's just not doing it right.. And say what you want, it DOES look like floor humping. lol

[marshmallowbudgie]

oh no, lemonade: I can just imagine each can filling up with backwash as the proportion of soda declines, leaving only planar white flakes, 1-4 mm, of varying consistency, which would crumble slimily at the slightest touch

and he hasn't eaten anything to generate that backwash

[Alecal89]

Wow, this really puts things into perspective, the man has failed in every aspect of human activity, economical, art, fitness, even self determination, yet he believes he is the greatest, the most talented human being.

[porkyminch01]

well, at least he is not a midget, if you consider them human

[SassholeProductionz]

He lifts weights like he has a combination of AIDS and cancer.

[Shavarnarak]

@SassholeProductionz

More like a combination of Autism and FAIL.

[anonarama]

This was really, really funny! And it was just Chris being Chris.

[PhinnyCobbler]

the picture at the very end is the REASON that I am a pedophile... wait what?

*get arrested*

[tehcosmicexplorer08]

That was great.

[adudehere]

BIRTHDAY BOY!!

[adudehere]

Mr. Sm1th, I give you props.

this is Dave btw if u didn't recognize my screenname

[LinkonaTrain]

I really like how this video how this video shows his transition from a boy of the young age of 27 to a 27 year old girlfriend-free STRONGMAN. Near the end of the montage he's easily lifting a hundred pounds of lemonade and ready to kick slanderous troll ass.

[1amsm1th]

If only those slanderous trolls would FACE HIM LIKE MEN INSTEAD OF HIDING BEHIND THEIR SODA STAINED KEYBOARDS!!!

[sonic1285]

@1amsm1th THIS IS BLASPHEMOUS SLANDERY EVERYONE KNOWS THE TRUE CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER IS THE BEST NOT THIS IMPOSTOR!!!!

[ScamperChandler]

the only thing he's the best at is half-assing everything he does

[1amsm1th]

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY IDOL! D:<

[ScamperChandler]

im his cat i'd know :3 purr~

[marshmallowbudgie]

@ScamperChandler he's a male Sarah Palin?

[christhehax0r]

Birthday boy

[wonops]

i don't remember the video with him in a orange shirt spazzing out

do you have a link or someway for me to find it i would check the library but its too crowded with lulz

great vid by the way :3

[1amsm1th]

Its his parrappa the rappa video, the one that SHOULD OF WON, but didnt because the judges were playing kick the autistic >:(

[wonops]

k sweet thx

[nigsbeallikedamn]

Birthday boy

[MegamanXninethousand]

Birthday boy

[1amsm1th]

Ian

[ChinasRatChildren]

Pure awesome.

[1amsm1th]

Indeed, Chris is a pinnacle of human athleticism and heterosexuality.

[porkyminch01]

the pineapple of what?